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Offline GtoRA2

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« on: October 23, 2003, 11:46:22 AM »
I put 12 cod in a girls car once. I had to break into her house to do it...

I felt bad about it, so I checked to make sure she got them all when she cleaned it. She missed the one in her roller blade. :):D

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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2003, 11:50:10 AM »
When I was in grammer school I sharpened my pencil one day to a fine point.  The guy in front of me (Michael Mello...never forget his name) got up to sharpen his.  When he returned to his chair I placed my pencil, point up, on his chair and held it there until he sat down.

He STILL has the piece of pencil lead in his backside.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2003, 12:04:31 PM »
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 I got that beat.

 I am in grade school and sitting in science class. The teacher is not in class for some reason.

I have a very sharp pencil, and the guy next to me loves to head but the table, and hard. I think he thought it made the chicks dig him, but bathing more would have done a better job.

Right after he did it two times I stuck the pencil in front of him and said "do it now" and well... He did!

LOL he did not even look. WAM! pencil brakes off in his head and he looks at me in shock, then a few seconds later blood starts to pour down his face and he lets out a wail.

The whole class is screaming at me "What did you do to him!"

So I take him to the ofice and get the nurse. She asks what happend so I tell her. The guy screams "he stabbed me!"

Lucky the last bell of the day rang and I took off. I never got in trouble for it.



So like 15 years later I am working at UMAX, the scanner company as one of the supervisors. I walk past one of the conference rooms and see this guy who looks JUST like the guy above. So after the interview I ask his name and it WAS him!

He still had a little gray scar and still remembered the event!

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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2003, 12:04:40 PM »
LOL CURVAL with that story it makes your Avater have some importance.  Its like i can almost see him doing it!
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2003, 12:11:18 PM »
I was at an airshow several years ago and a local scale model club had set up a display in one of the hangars.  There were a lot of prize-winning models set up - guys that really knew what they were doing and had the tools and talent to produce some first-rate stuff.

Farther down the tables was a collection of 1/48 scale Revell/Monogram WW2 kits, the kind I used to build as a kid, that looked like they'd been done with a can of paint and a 1/2" house paint brush.  ID paint stripes that were supposed to be square, weren't.  Seams that were supposed to be flush, weren't.  Gaps where the canopy met the fuselage.  That sort of thing.  As I looked at it, I smiled because, to me, that's what modeling is all about.  Its about enjoying the hobby, about building the kit and if you mess up, oh well, just keep going and see how it turns out.  You don't have to be perfect.

So I'm standing there examining a green A6M with a big smile on my face and off to the side I can see an older gentlemen looking at me, frowning, like I had just insulted his wife or something.  I didn't think much about it until after the show when I realized that he was probably the guy that built the kits and was thinking that I was laughing at him.  I felt bad about it and went back the next day to see if he was there so I could talk to him, but he wasn't there - he had been so insulted that he had packed up his stuff and left.

Another incident: I was in a grocery store a couple of Sundays ago and an older lady was there giving out samples of a salad.  She offered me a cup of it and I said "I'm not much of a salad person." but what she heard was "... not much of a salad...".  I had already turned my back and was walking away but I could tell she was miffed about something because she said "Not much of a salad!".  By the time I realized what had happened, it was too late to clear it up as she was already helping another customer.

Then, a couple nights ago, I was engaged in dogfights in a 109G6 with gondolas near a Knight base.  The fighting was low and in a bunch of valleys.  I had just finished knocking down an enemy when I climbed up over a ridge and found myself right in line with the airbase landing pattern.  A Knight Spitfire saw me coming and swerved out of the way, but the P-51D rolling down the runway wasn't so fortunate.  I drilled him with cannon rounds and his wings fell off.  The pilot got on Channel One and started talking about how cheap I was for shooting a wounded 51D coasting down the runway.  I wasn't overly concerned about it though.  His Spit IX wingman should've been covering him.

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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2003, 12:13:25 PM »
When I was in the Navy I had an insufferable room mate for a while. So I used to jerk off a jizz in his hair conditioner.  Never before was revenge so fun!

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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2003, 12:31:48 PM »
Conditioner?

What kinda man uses that stuff?

LOL very nasty though.


When I was a kid, like 8, I took a leak on my sisters tooth brush...:aok

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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2003, 12:33:46 PM »
When I was growing up there was this kid who lived next door and would always pick on me and do things that were very annoying.  He was couple of years older than I was.  I laugh at it now but back then it would upset me very much.  Like when we got off of the bus and I was walking to my front door he liked to throw a football at me and it would always hit me in the head, he was a hell of an athlete.  

Over the years, from about the ages of 8 - 11 this went on and it got to the point where I would actually pray to God that something would happen to him to bring me justice for his, uh, misdeeds.  I would do this on a regular basis and I wasn't even a religious kid at all, I just thought that if God was watching I deserved some kind of vengeance.

A couple of years later he died violently in a really nasty car accident with his mother, who was also a good friend of my parents.  I never have really gotten over that.  He was a little **** but he was a good guy and very smart, very bright (was planning on being a neurosurgeon).  I still think about that to this day.  Kharma's a mother f'er, you know?
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2003, 12:38:08 PM »
jeez thats nasty.

I had a blind date this past friday and made the woman cry...snot bubbles and all.

She liked me waaaay more then I liked her and told her that.


not one of my better moments

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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2003, 12:43:55 PM »
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jeez thats nasty.

I had a blind date this past friday and made the woman cry...snot bubbles and all.

She liked me waaaay more then I liked her and told her that.


not one of my better moments


One night blind date and she's head over heels in love with you?  What are you? Ron Jeremy's twin brother?  :lol

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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2003, 12:52:04 PM »
no but i did stay at a holiday inn

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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2003, 12:59:03 PM »
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no but i did stay at a holiday inn



:rofl :rofl :aok   Funny one Jeff :D


 When I was 10 years old I did something that I still feel guilty over today.  A family from Norway moved on to my block that summer.  They had 2 sons,  Johan and Inglebert.  Johan was my age and his brother was a year younger.  They were really nice kids and we used to play smeer the queer and stuff.  Their mom always had coolaid and stuff ready for us too,  a truely nice family.  Well one day I was wearing my cowboy boots, the pointy kind.  All of a sudden I got the strong urge to kick Johan in the shin, to this day I still don't know why I did. But I kicked him as hard as I could with those boots.  

 He started screaming bloody murder right away, which made me realize what an stunninghunk I had just been.  I started crying too and was apologizing vigorously.  He forgave me and we were friends until I moved.  The bad part about this story is that here we are about 25 years later and I still tear up when I think about that.  I really can be a jerk sometimes.

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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2003, 01:13:06 PM »
Pissed on my roomates toothbrush.

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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2003, 01:36:14 PM »
see a lot of body fluid stuff.....eeeew.

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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2003, 01:44:56 PM »
I was sorta a bully in first grade, always picking on the other kids. One day I decided I didnt want to be like that and reformed overnight. So 2 weeks later not having called anyone names or pushed or hit anyone. We were standing in line to go somewhere, This girl in front and the girl in front of her start pushing. The girl in front pushes the one in front of me and she falls on her arse and starts screaming like any 1st grader. The teacher comes up "Pooh go to the office!!! Call your mom and have her pick you up!" "Im innocent this time I protest" Teacher doesnt care, Im gonna get spanked when I get home for no good reson, so I say "So Im going to the office for pushing someone I didnt push? And gonna get in trouble for no reason" Teacher says yes, so I turn around and sock the poor kid behind me whos minding his own business. "Ok now I did something and am going to the office" Was funny then but feel bad about it now.
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