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Offline Toad

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« Reply #195 on: October 30, 2003, 08:19:50 AM »
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I'll be in the MA probable taking your bases while you go mindless furballing....keep it up:aok
 


Oh No! Puhleez Mistah Slo! Not our BASES! Think of the children! Don't take our BASES!!! The horror, the sadness, the angst, the suicides, the drug addictions!

Ya just can't be that MEAN Mistah Slo! Doan take our BASES!


Hey, after you win the war, receive the thanks of a grateful nation, the Hawaiian vacation and THE      NEW    CAAAAR!!!!!


Does the game reset and we get bases again?




Oh... it does?








Nevermind.



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« Reply #196 on: October 30, 2003, 08:22:35 AM »
Oh noooooo.... slo will be (gasp) "taking" our bases!   We might even.... horror of horrors... lose the war!   There is even a slight chance someone will notice.

look... I agree with DMF that stats mean nothing if you don't know what the person is trying to accomplish.... if every person here said... "let's see how anal we can get and see who can get the highest K/D ratio"... then, K/D would mean something same for K/S or gunnery or score but.... as DMF points out... we are all doing different things.

There is one stat tho that has meaning no matter what you are doing.... it has meaning in the context of one map being more action packed than antother and it also tells what kind of fight a person likes... That is K/H... better would be "fights per hour" but K/H is workable if yu know the persons K/D.   K/H is germain to this disscussion.

as for drex...  As the Public Relations Officer for the BK's. I will speak for drex.... he thinks the pizza map sucks.  

lazs
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ya gotta admit... festers map fixed the BB

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« Reply #197 on: October 30, 2003, 08:24:00 AM »
"I'll be in the MA probable taking your bases while you go mindless furballing....keep it up"

SLO ....

OH THE HORROR !!!!

I won't be able to sleep tonight knowing that you will be taking some of our bases.

Oh ... and nice variation on my handle ... must have taken a lot of thought to come up with that one.

I take extreme offense at people changing my handle with a derogatory intent. I am so upset right now that I think I won't be able to concentrate all day so I must go ask my boss if I can take the rest of the day off.

PLEASE don't make fun of me anymore ... :rofl
« Last Edit: October 30, 2003, 08:31:59 AM by SlapShot »
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« Reply #198 on: October 30, 2003, 08:24:45 AM »
Oh.. and steve... do me a favor and go up and slaughter this clown a few dozen times or at least get him low and slow down there with me so that I can.
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« Reply #199 on: October 30, 2003, 08:41:24 AM »
This week AKDessert has yielded up some pretty good fights at various different fields.  I'd be defending a Rook base on one slice, only to get calls for defending another Rook base on a different slice.  I've spent most of this week in Mustangs doing hi-alt interception and jabo work and in a G2 doing low-alt interception work.

But that's because the Rooks have been on the offensive from several different bases at the same time all week long, forcing Bish and Knights to either counter a massed assault or strike at bases on the flanks.  I've been on the flanks for the most part, and its been pretty fun.

Trashed my G2 and k/d scores fighting in the weeds, though. :p But hey, its been action-packed!

I can't imagine how bad it is when the Europeans are on and the numbers hover around 150 players instead of the 400 or 500 US players.  I would imagine it looks like a wasteland, like.... a dessert!

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« Reply #200 on: October 30, 2003, 08:49:43 AM »
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Oh.. and steve... do me a favor and go up and slaughter this clown a few dozen times or at least get him low and slow down there with me so that I can.
lazs



steve will have a hard time doin that.....and trust me...i won't be WAAAAAY up there:aok


and taking your base is PART OF THE GAME.....but since you fellows have a different perception of this SAID game....do as you wish....

and I am not after your children....but your SHEEP dumbprettythang

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« Reply #201 on: October 30, 2003, 08:55:10 AM »
It's part of YOUR game.

Puzzle on that a while.



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« Reply #202 on: October 30, 2003, 08:57:00 AM »
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So yes, I’ll be at 15-20K – in fact I was up there duffing buffs the other night, during MetaTron’s raid on Rook HQ. If anyone thinks that’s a non-skilled job they should try it out for themselves instead of calling us sky accountants.


Like none of us have EVER taken out HQ or captured a base or sunk a fleet or flown above 10k.

The funniest part of this debate is how many used to whine about the 13th being alt warriors, yet you Beetle, seem to think that none of us understand your great commission.

I believe it is those with the twinkle toes, who dance in the heavens, that have no clue as to how any of us who fight real fights in the weeds could possibly have any fun. Oh, there's that word again...fun...bottom line here, is if you are having fun flying way up there and killing at the rate of 3-4 kills per hour, that's great, it's your dime....just don't expect the rest of us to admire your behavior.

Neither your opinion or ours carries more weight than the other....it's just that we are right and you cloud hoppers are limiting your enjoyment of the game...you just don't realize it...yet:)

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« Reply #203 on: October 30, 2003, 09:02:22 AM »
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I tried figuring out who meta is when i was his squaddie w/ no success.. The only hint i got was when i told him about my old squad (Night Hawks) he said he ran into us alot while on bomb runs.. The squad was bish (still is) and so was voss during that time.. So that pretty much excluded voss for me..

From being a squaddie of meta's i know he likes the g10 alot and i dont see any kills with g10s in those stats of voss and gpreddy..


I don't think it's Voss...does he use vox at all...that would be the tell all for most of us.

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« Reply #204 on: October 30, 2003, 09:06:48 AM »
the concept of pretending to be a british subject is too smart for voss to have thought of it.  
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« Reply #205 on: October 30, 2003, 09:37:41 AM »
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steve will have a hard time doin that.....and trust me...i won't be WAAAAAY up there:aok


and taking your base is PART OF THE GAME.....but since you fellows have a different perception of this SAID game....do as you wish....

and I am not after your children....but your SHEEP dumbprettythang


I just want thier chutes. Buff guys bail a lot and I find that very satisfying.

Yes TW I would would fly only the g10 if I wasnt in a traditional squad and if there were german cv aircraft in this game. I cant seem to get the hang of the mossie either.

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« Reply #206 on: October 30, 2003, 10:02:27 AM »
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gimme a break you bunch of girly scouts....like i'm supposed to be scared of a turning spit5.
:rofl  I howled when I read that! All that was missing was the cup of coffee that so many people claim to have been drinking when someone says something funny. :D

Hehe, do I detect false horror on the part of the furball collective at the thought of losing their bases? Well that's weird. They're making it sound like they don't care if they lose their bases...

...and yet they throw a hissy-fit/do a nappyful, and have a cow and a half when someone merely porks the fuel at one of those bases they don't care about losing...

:confused:

Tell you what, furballers: Next time you log on, just pretend your front line bases have all been captured already. Then you'll just be taking off from one field further back. I get told to do that all the time. :lol

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« Reply #207 on: October 30, 2003, 10:14:51 AM »
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Yes he does use vox..


Well, this is simple.

Would you send me a film where he has been in range....I'll settle this easily as I've known him personally for many years.

Just send it to my email below.

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« Reply #208 on: October 30, 2003, 10:28:20 AM »
Confused as ever, I see.

Bases don't matter; there's ALWAYS at least one at the front line until the glorious war is over and then...... ~SHAZZZAAMM!~ it instantly resets and there's now ~SHAZZAAAM!~ another base at a front line.

Fuel? You're either trolling or incredibly obtuse. Fuel only matters for the short range planes. You know, the ones you complain about not seeing enough of? The early and some mid-war planes? The problem with it is that the degradation/resupply equation is completely out of whack. And probably everyone but you understands and agrees with that statement.

Like I said, play capture the flag all you like. It really doesn't affect the AH I play on most maps. And on the AKD/BI nights where boredom has triumphed, there's always the CT or DA or Real Life for me.
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« Reply #209 on: October 30, 2003, 10:37:25 AM »
I'd probably recognize Voss's voice too.
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