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I had to make one one of these inlight of recent trends on the BBS and game play.
In recent news:
HiTech makes announcement that new graphics will be coming in 2 weeks! Hiteck "yes we have put AAA guns in the trees! Beware!!"
MA latest news
Bish told local Media that they simply can't win the war due to lack of radar funding at the HQ.
Other news:
More and more players are quiting because they just can't seem to find enough players to shoot down. Rook airforce stated that "the enimies are just flying in circles at 45k but are hesitent to attack." Experts claim "boredom of the enemy" is the strategy to win the current war.
Fighter news:
A new type of fighting has emerged in the MA. Officials are calling the "HO", the next greatest fighter tactic in ACM.
Pilot news:
Authorities are concerned that pilot wounds may be the leading indicator of death for the knight air force. Reports have claimed 3-5 pilots are now getting pilot wounds every sortie. Officials are looking into this glooming phenomenon.
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Perfect. Just what I need to lighten my day
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And in other News:
The sudden outbreak of civil silliness on the forums has Skuzzy speculating when the other Birkenstock is going to drop. Anonymous insiders report hearing him assuring his ban hammer that, You will have to be patient my precious. The Dorknet insanity is deep with them. There shall be purse slinging and nerd sniping again........... :t
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And in other News:
The sudden outbreak of civil silliness on the forums has Skuzzy speculating when the other Birkenstock is going to drop. Anonymous insiders report hearing him assuring his ban hammer that, You will have to be patient my precious. The Dorknet insanity is deep with them. There shall be purse slinging and nerd sniping again........... :t
Lmao bustr. Good to have ya back bud
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Welcome back, Bustr!
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This just IN:
Scientific research uncovers startling evidence that this will not end well....
Film at 11.
:rolleyes:
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Updating the fighter news......
This just in,
With the low cost of aircraft fuel many fighters are using full throttle settings to return to base when ever a wiff of a fight is found in the air. Bringing your aircraft home, on fumes, and undamaged is becoming all the rage!
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Oh, come on Fulcrum, Skuzzy has a sense of humor............I think :banana: :bolt:
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In a shocking revelation, Hitech Creations announced that 76% of the posters on channel 200 are in fact bots. "It was an experiment that we had high hopes for," a highly placed source familiar with the secret program code named "cuddles and hugs" said. "Unfortunately for reasons we still don't understand the algorithm seemed to continually devolve to the lowest common denominator of social intercourse and name calling." The company is unsure what to do going forward, "We are strategizing for a new global communication paradigm in the sphere of human social contextualiztion," a spokesperson said. It will be a challenge for the company especially as it was later revealed that the other 24% of posters are actually 3 people with multipersonality disorders.
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In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed! No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask. It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.
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In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed! No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask. It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.
This goes under the heading, "News that stinks"...
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I had to make one one of these inlight of recent trends on the BBS and game play.
In recent news:
HiTech makes announcement that new graphics will be coming in 2 weeks! Hiteck "yes we have put AAA guns in the trees! Beware!!"
MA latest news
Bish told local Media that they simply can't win the war due to lack of radar funding at the HQ.
Other news:
More and more players are quiting because they just can't seem to find enough players to shoot down. Rook airforce stated that "the enimies are just flying in circles at 45k but are hesitent to attack." Experts claim "boredom of the enemy" is the strategy to win the current war.
Fighter news:
A new type of fighting has emerged in the MA. Officials are calling the "HO", the next greatest fighter tactic in ACM.
Pilot news:
Authorities are concerned that pilot wounds may be the leading indicator of death for the knight air force. Reports have claimed 3-5 pilots are now getting pilot wounds every sortie. Officials are looking into this glooming phenomenon.
:rofl :rofl
In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed! No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask. It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.
:rofl :banana:
This stuff is precious. :banana: :aok
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Dateline 2014,
Global Cooling in AH continues as more and more Shades are found. If this trend continues it is certain heated rage quits will have no effect. :uhoh
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Tonight at 11...
SHawk seen wearing bombs as hair curlers in his mullet... New era of fashion or a cry for attention...
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In a shocking revelation, Hitech Creations announced that 76% of the posters on channel 200 are in fact bots. "It was an experiment that we had high hopes for," a highly placed source familiar with the secret program code named "cuddles and hugs" said. "Unfortunately for reasons we still don't understand the algorithm seemed to continually devolve to the lowest common denominator of social intercourse and name calling." The company is unsure what to do going forward, "We are strategizing for a new global communication paradigm in the sphere of human social contextualiztion," a spokesperson said. It will be a challenge for the company especially as it was later revealed that the other 24% of posters are actually 3 people with multipersonality disorders.
:rofl :aok
Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled. The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.
80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.
Wiley.
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:rofl :aok
Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled. The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.
80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.
Wiley.
:rofl
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:rofl :aok
80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.
Wiley.
Hahahahahaha that is great
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Breaking News:
This just in......Skuzzy blames the dog!
:salute
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This just in. Skuzzy update:
In a round of unfolding events it was learned that he had eaten chili the night before. A source close to the incident described it as a moment of epiphany as it has inspired a brand new look for the AH haze. The room quickly emptied as they all ran to their offices and slammed their doors eager to begin coad on this next great improvement. All except for Skuzzy whose facial expression said it all.
No photograph of this historic event was available, however the last known event of this magnitude was captured in this stock footage:
(http://www.readsleeprepeat.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Evil-Smile-Adams-Family.gif)
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Shock News...HTC are utilising players for their own gratification..
information ...reportedly coming direct from the sauce.. indicates Chili has been eaten...reports chilli..
in conflicting information he re emerged later which put a smile on Scuzzys dial..
confused :rolleyes:
..only on this network..more to follow..
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Best thread in a long time :rofl
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Just in: FBCrabby has passed away, due to extreme acidification of the water. Witnesses state that a loud explosion was heard, immediately followed by a noxious smell and the sound of someone chuckling. More to follow.
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Just in: FBCrabby has passed away, due to extreme acidification of the water. Witnesses state that a loud explosion was heard, immediately followed by a noxious smell and the sound of someone chuckling. More to follow.
Detectives have concluded that FBCrabby happened to be in Skuzzy's toilet... How and why he was there is yet unknown, but incriminating evidence "hence his sadistic smile" suggests that it was a homicide...
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In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed! No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask. It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.
:rofl
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Meanwhile at HTC during a coffee break,
(http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/humping-win-dogs-line-up-1.jpg?w=640)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Oh, by the way, happy to see you back bustr :rofl :rofl :rofl
(http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dog_humping_pig.jpg?w=640)
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New player shocks community. Pundits at a loss to explain bizarre behavior. Witnesses report the new player collided and took damage while the other aircraft flew away apparently unharmed. When the new player failed to complain in text or voice some witnesses were so upset they needed counseling. Assuming the new player simply didn't know what had happened several players expressed outrage on his behalf but were silenced when the new player stated that he probably should have ducked sooner.
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breaking news:
-rooks have promised their noe missions will not be above 30k anymore.
-knights squads have made an agreement in which all the squads will work together as a team. no more senseless furballing.
-finally bishops have promised not to complain about their undefended bases being horded while having 80 p38's dive bombing on a vh base and failing to take out all 3 hangars.
and finally midway has promised not to post anymore on this bb out of respect for bruv.
semp
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Oh, come on Fulcrum, Skuzzy has a sense of humor............I think :banana: :bolt:
Researchers sacked. Film at 11.
;)
:lol
Well..we now know Skuzzy laughs at farts...so that's something! :aok
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BEST THREAD EVER!! :rofl :rofl :banana: :aok
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BREAKING NEWS...... Report have come in to this news station that Semp is actually Dutch and his accent is a ruse to fool people that he really comes from Manitoba, Canada.
Skuzzy had let a stinky winky bad enough to fry the main rack at the AH server.. detailed report, and not a report from Skuzzy will follow,
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Headline: Bearded geezer from Pensacola, FL arrested on doggie porn charges, blames online video game for lapse in judgment. Quote: "They looked just like sheep, and the pig was asking for it!"
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DR 7 for president.
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Headline: Bearded geezer from Pensacola, FL arrested on doggie porn charges, blames online video game for lapse in judgment. Quote: "They looked just like sheep, and the pig was asking for it!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl
:uhoh Michael Vick made me do it! :uhoh
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On the scene with action news reporter Scoop Jones.....Eye witnesses say some pileit calling himself Pipz was grabbing his joystick and hosing down all who came near!
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Breaking News!
999000 swears the phantom bug from AW is back. If a spitfire fly's inverted behind his B17, he can't shoot it down.
And now a special announcement from our sponsor:
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And back to the News!
Well folks we are sure Mr. 999000 will want to avail himself of this deal to address his sudden onset event. Anonymous sources say they have been seeing a second figure sneaking into his B17's back door just before 999 releases his brakes for takeoff. With a scattered trail of jalapeno burrito wrappers blowing about behind him. Enquiring minds will remain vigilant as this story plays itself out, and the identity of the second figure is revealed. This reporter personally wishes Mr. 999000 well, and hopes he lets her rip on that methane source once and for all.
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according to some research drinking Dihydrogen Monoxide while playing the game is bad for your health. while Dihydrogen Monoxide is a needed chemical compound for the human body it is better taken diluted with malted barley and flavored with hops. other safe alternatives is to freeze it and mix it with your favorite alcoholic beverage. and again be aware that some alcoholic beverages have high levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide. so taken too much can lead to vomiting and flu like symptoms the next day.
a separate study has proven that to improve aiming and enjoyment of the game moderate use of Dihydrogen Monoxide diluted with malted barley and flavored with hopes is the prefer choice for those with superiors acm.
semp
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this thread is definitely on a roll :O
keep em coming :old:
:rofl :rofl :rofl
LtngRydr
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"Due to the unusually large amount of crying over the HQ being down constantly, HTC will be implementing at each HQ twelve SA-21 air defence systems using the 40N6 long range missile. It was also noted that the janitors of the O club had gotten very annoyed that every time the HQ was destroyed, they were forced to clean up piles of empty Kleenex boxes and the vast complaints of people having [bunched up panties]"
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In a surprising incident, Skuzzy laughed! No one is quite sure what provoked the outburst, and everyone is afraid to ask. It is this reporters speculation,......he farted.
Hahaha that's awesome!! Hope the office caught a good whiff hehehe
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Well..we now know Skuzzy laughs at farts...so that's something! :aok
No. We only know he laughs at his own fart jokes. That's like farting in church and sitting in your own pew.
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We have some exciting developments..
The naysayers have moved from the last topic to say nay to
to the new topic to say nay to..
I say neigh to the naysayers...
lets keep abreast of the situation..
...over to you
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New player shocks community. Pundits at a loss to explain bizarre behavior. Witnesses report the new player collided and took damage while the other aircraft flew away apparently unharmed. When the new player failed to complain in text or voice some witnesses were so upset they needed counseling. Assuming the new player simply didn't know what had happened several players expressed outrage on his behalf but were silenced when the new player stated that he probably should have ducked sooner.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Wiley.
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Reports of a Midway getting a sex change after Bruv declined his marriage proposal....more to follow.
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Reports of a Midway getting a sex change after Bruv declined his marriage proposal....more to follow.
Shots Fired :rofl
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AH Weather is being brought to you by Snailman who currently is slow to report, so ChiLLi will be standing in to bring the most current information on the Aces High heatwave.
The five month forecast for Aces High, is Sunny with a mild breeze above 14,000 ft.
(http://www.worldexecutive.com/cityguides/climatecharts/jerusalem.jpg)
The extended forecast for Aces High, is continued sunshine, with no rain in sight. Tune in tomorrow when OBX will moderate the FUSS over whether or not Global warming has anything to do with this current record breaking internet drought.
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And today's traffic report is brought to you by the good folks at Mirelax. When you have to go, and do not want it slow, then a spoonful or Mirelax will clear the path.
At the A1, traffic is so clogged you could not bust it loose with a full bottle or Mirelax. Over at the A3, the ground pounders are shooting through the defenses like a yesterday's burrito! Meanwhile all seems quiet at the A2 with drunks running about the road with their hair on fire while the ground defenses go limp.
There seems to be some trouble at the A9. Irritated bowel syndrome seems to taken hold as the rants continue centered around drivers who cannot get it up due to others keeping them down! Oh the whines, the whines. Hopefully they will soon find some relief at the next intersection or field.
And that is it for the traffic.....
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:rofl
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This just in from AL JAZEERA :devil
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/bt.swf?code=14731d7bab5d7da4634e83421f577460 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/bt.swf?code=14731d7bab5d7da4634e83421f577460)
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In a suprising turn of events a certain AH bulletin poster has published his picture...he has asked to remain anonymous so as not to incite a riot. Here is the exclusive picture,,,
How he see's himself////
(http://www.puzzlepuzzles.com/imatjes/troll-giant-armed-with-a-_4a36325a06928-p.jpg)
How he actually looks ...
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkd97RQkyh_AtxTuiipGuM9lD_suZhLdYLb6EED7FDXEbDcRC8pQ)
Further updates as they come in...
LawnDart
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We interrupt your current program with this special news bulletin....An outbreak of shading has hit the Aces High population, some experts believe it has some sort of connection to the end of The Fighter Ace community but no firm reports have been made.......
more to follow
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We interrupt your current program with this special news bulletin....An outbreak of shading has hit the Aces High population, some experts believe it has some sort of connection to the end of The Fighter Ace community but no firm reports have been made.......
more to follow
And none of them are me. :old:
;)
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Stay tuned, coming up in this broadcast: "HiTech's State of the Onion Address".
HiTech, has kept his planned speech a secret, and even his closest confidants are not willing to speculate on what his speech will focus on.
This reporter has only to say that there will be pundants on all sides ready to slice and dice his very words and post them into their signatures as if they were their very own.
Hail to the Chef!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8AJds1CzI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8AJds1CzI)
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Tonight in Prime Time:
7:00 PM The Twilight Zone (We control the horizontal... We control the vertical... We don't give a dammed)
8:00 PM The Muppet Show (Featuring Bert and Earnie)
9:00 PM Aces High Idol (with host Midway)
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
Tonight in Prime Time:
7:00 PM The Twilight Zone (We control the horizontal... We control the vertical... We don't give a dammed)
8:00 PM The Muppet Show (Featuring Bert and Earnie)
9:00 PM Aces High Idol (with host Midway)
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Breaking News!
For those in the know!
An un named source inside of HTC has confirmed that in the next version of the game, pancake mix will be available from newly installed dispensers in each cockpit. Players will also see a warning label describing the side effects of ingesting too much pancake mix.
1. - Extreme moments of poor judgment fueled by an overdose of self confidence.
2. - High levels of uncontrollable aggressiveness in the face of superior enemy numbers. Some thing about the color red as a trigger.
3. - High levels of addiction to picking fights with the largest numbers of enemies you can find at any given time.
4. - An uncontrollable need to display your skillz while thumping your virtual chest at anyone who is unfortunate enough to be on the same channel.
The un named source directs anyone with questions about the meaning of "pancake mix" to contact the POTW squad member named JunkyII or alias Jennydrama.
And now back to our regularly scheduled AH Onion programming.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Ainies gets the most rants about pancake mix
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:rofl :aok
Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled. The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.
80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.
Wiley.
Ha ha YUP :rofl
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Tonight in Prime Time:
7:00 PM The Twilight Zone (We control the horizontal... We control the vertical... We don't give a dammed)
8:00 PM The Muppet Show (Featuring Bert and Earnie)
9:00 PM Aces High Idol (with host Midway)
:rofl
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Tonight in Prime Time:
7:00 PM The Twilight Zone (We control the horizontal... We control the vertical... We don't give a dammed)
8:00 PM The Muppet Show (Featuring Bert and Earnie)
9:00 PM Aces High Idol (with host Midway)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
OK...I have to admit that one was pretty damned funny.
(See what I did there... :D)
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This just in!
New reports from authorities have claimed rubber bullets have now plagued the market. Pilots suggest that their 50cals just quite haven't had the same punch as they have witnessed in the passed. An eye opening investigation has reported that manufacturers switched to using rubber bullets to save cost and did not report this change of materials to the military. In regards, the CEO stated "we appoligize, we did not think this would have a substantial change to the impact of the damage on planes. This problem will be addressed immediately." Country officials are looking further into this investigation to make sure actions like this never happen again. Back to you Kurt.
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And in an ongoing under cover investigative report.........
Due to constant after action reports by pilots firing the MK108 cannon of hits with no damage. This news station covertly imbedded a reporter in the 30mm ammunition factory supplying all MK108 ammo to the Aces High arena fronts.
The as of yet unnamed reporter, eventually gaining a position in the division that fills the actual explosive round with it's compounds, observed the following while hiding under a work bench during the noon lunch break.
Unidentified men in bomber crew uniforms were coming up through the floor sewer grates as soon as the last employee left the room. Each had a bag loaded with finished 30mm explosive rounds that they traded with the ones from the finished product bin for the room.
The reporter at great risk to himself retrieved one of these traded rounds so it could be analyzed. Externally and by weight it exactly copied the real rounds. But, there were significant differences. The explosive round casing was made from aluminum beer can stock with a thicker copper drive band. The nose fuse was molded resin with a contact tip. And the analysis of the explosive content was 50% ground used tampon and metal-oxidant mix of magnesium and oxidizer of ammonium perchlorate.
Unfortunately the brave reporter was found later in a ditch unconscious laying on his face with his pants pulled down. The following gang sign tattooed onto his bare cheeks.
(999 )!( 000)
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This story was just handed to the news desk...
Today Hitech Creations under mounting customer pressure has admitted that dot radar and dar radar can be used to track other players movements. This admission has led to accusations of stalking by some players....
More at 11.
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This story was just handed to the news desk...
Today Hitech Creations under mounting customer pressure has admitted that dot radar and dar radar can be used to track other players movements. This admission has led to accusations of stalking by some players....
More at 11.
:rofl :aok Simple, yet brilliant.
Also, bustr, :rofl just for the artist's depiction of the tattoo alone.
Wiley.
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This week's Monday Night At The Movies, "A Bridge Too Far" A historical telling of the failed attempt to capture several vehicle bases on a road to winning the map in Aces High, in a campaign called Operation Who Launched the Bombers From The Hangar With No Drones.
Director: Richard Atthemaproom
Writers: Cornelius Flyan (book), William Oldman (screenplay)
Starring: Seano Connery, Whinning O'neal
With award winning cast:
See 'em Vroom ...
Underground Leader
Josephine Pepprr ...
Cafe Waitress
Seano Connery ...
Major General Urquhart
Whinning O'Neal ...
Brigadier General Gavin
Gene Hackerman ...
Major General Sosabowski
Jeremy Spawn Kemper ...
R.A.F. Briefing Officer
Donald Pickering ...
Lieutenant Colonel Mackenzie
Stephen Moore ...
Major Base Steele
Edward SFox ...
Lieutenant General Horrocks
James Con ...
Staff Sergeant Dohun
Gerald Sim ...
Colonel "Flight" Sims
Gnorm Gregory ...
Private Morgan
Maximilian Shell ...
Lieutenant General Bittrich
Incoming Shell ...
Son of Bittrich
Elliott Gould ...
Colonel Guiness Stout
Fred Williams ...
Captain "ChiLLi"
John Tater Peel ...
German Lieutenant
Ben Cross ...
Spiez
Ben Down ...
Sergeant Towns
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This just in......
New Video has just surfaced showing HiTech in a compromising position. Concerned Fighter jocks from across the globe have demanded an explanation. Mean while those closer to earth have applauded his willingness to go the other way.
Exclusive only on AH Onion News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0pWUf8BE-Y
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:rofl best thread in a long time
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Shocking News from Austin, Texas.
Certain rogue representatives (from Arlington) are considering legislation to legalize same-sex marriages between consenting trolls.
Confronted with reporter's questions this afternoon, one legislator quipped, "have you ever seen a Troll's private parts? Then there you have it."
More to come as the state's gubernatorial elections approach. Meanwhile, trolls all over the country rejoice.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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And today's traffic report is brought to you by the good folks at Mirelax. When you have to go, and do not want it slow, then a spoonful or Mirelax will clear the path.
And that is it for the traffic.....
Good Lawd Skuzzy.....I thought you were SOUTHERN....where's the "Black Draught"?
This Just In..................No one is volunteering to pull Skuzzy's finger.
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This Just In..................No one is volunteering to pull Skuzzy's finger.
Well thank the stars for that....
Wait...HiTech...don't do it. GET AWAY FROM THAT FING...
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3fc81aab89f90b9904c3a48137f9d9c4/tumblr_mo13zmlJi81s3979jo1_400.gif)
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A surprising new study shows that knights do in fact capture bases. Apparently the cause for this strange phenomenon is booze, yes booze. Seven out of ten knights admitted that they aggressively work towards expanding their front line real estate when their supplies of booze run low in the O'club.
One such person said: "Look, it's only 5 o'clock and I'm out of beer. We don't have any at this base but those guys have some at their base. I need that beer to play, it helps soften the blow of the wife ack."
More at 11.
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pancake mix
:D
You ain't got no pancake mix! (http://youtu.be/50B8zcrUQB8?t=1m)
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This just in, from the desk of Skuzzy:
(https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10580119_3738771342893824_4741643757932813443_n.jpg?oh=d3d9224bb68c73bf9bd778f96f4566ea&oe=54D05FE2)
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Wow, you guys need help. :devil
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Wow, you guys need help. :devil
I think we are all a little above and beyond "help" to save us at this point. Hehe
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This just in.... Rumors abound that Babalon was seen flying his plane in a pink tutu and drinking Zima while using his star shaped wand and saying things like.. pew pew pew your dead..zip zap zoom you go boom ...
More to follow at 5 pm
LawnDart
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And just in from the Hollywood Beat....
ebfd11 aka Lawndart was seen leaving a low rent Tijuana roach motel. Our reporter says he saw through the open door the super star we once knew as "Sailor Moon". He says on full zoom through his telephoto, Sailor was definitely sprouting a 5 o'clock stubble. Enquiring minds really want to know why there was a fully shaved donkey in the room?
Babs, any insight to these disturbing images............ :confused:
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And just in from the Hollywood Beat....
ebfd11 aka Lawndart was seen leaving a low rent Tijuana roach motel. Our reporter says he saw through the open door the super star we once knew as "Sailor Moon". He says on full zoom through his telephoto, Sailor was definitely sprouting a 5 o'clock stubble. Enquiring minds really want to know why there was a fully shaved donkey in the room?
Babs, any insight to these disturbing images............ :confused:
"sailor moon" only replied was "tequila was involved". the donkey's replied was "i provided the tequila". lawndar's reply was "we are out of tequila".
semp
semp
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"sailor moon" only replied was "tequila was involved". the donkey's replied was "i provided the tequila". lawndar's reply was "we are out of tequila".
semp
semp
The Worm apologizes, "That batch of tequila was not ready for human consumption, as I had not yet injected all of my aphrodisiac properties......."
(http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/dennis-worm-rodman.jpg?w=600)
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Just Simply :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :aok To the OP.
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This just in.... Rumors abound that Babalon was seen flying his plane in a pink tutu and drinking Zima while using his star shaped wand and saying things like.. pew pew pew your dead..zip zap zoom you go boom ...
More to follow at 5 pm
LawnDart
This just in, after combing the boards, LawnDart posts picture of himself
after previously accusing Babalon of flying his plane in a pink tutu and drinking Zima
while using his star shaped wand and saying things like..
pew pew pew your dead..zip zap zoom you go boom ...
We dare not ask LawnDart about his magic wand or how he got the tutu from Midway. :O
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Shots fired!
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I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Thank you all for this....truly a day brightener! :aok
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Apple announces release of an "FTDEEP Rage-Quit Removal Tool."
Bono was contacted for a comment and stated: "I wear sunglasses."
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Stay off your computer! Attempting to log on at this time is cause mass confusion and great consternation. Officials are silent as to the cause. Skuzzy is reported to have secured himself in a super secret location close to the donut shop. As people search for answers their fingers bleeding as they pound their keyboards no sign of help is coming so some are turning to War Thunder as the only possible outlet of their deep desire to be relevant.
In other news Dale Addams was found in a pool of scotch in his underwear clutching a strange joystick and wrapped in computer cable. More at 11.
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NEWS FLASH. somebody got shot down today and accused the shooter of cheating......the so called cheater afterward bombed the base px destroying the fotomat lab.....NO FILM AT 11
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also in a related story. in an ironic twist of fate several AH2 newcomers were run over by the welcome wagon. new at 11 will be broadcast in braille this evening.
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
ACES HIGH SERVERS STILL DOWN AS OF 1307 HOURS EST
NO WORD FROM HQ AS TO A CAUSE OR TIMELINE OF REPAIRS
INSIDE SOURCES HAVE SENT US THIS EXCLUSIVE IMAGE OF THE REPAIR PROCESS
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It wasn't a pink tutu, Lawndart dared me to wear his big moheekan headress backwards, swallow the whole pack of bubblegum and pull 6Gs in his plane.
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"In an unfortunate turn of events Skuzzy, the chief moderator of HiTech Creations' forums, was fired today for banning his own boss, HiTech, for numerous violations of Forum Posting Rule No. 12. 'I just had to do it' Skuzzy told this reporter, 'rules are rules!' HiTech was unavailable for comment as he was too busy 'coading' the new graphics update for the Aces High massively multiplayer online game."
I'm going to hell for this...
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"In an unfortunate turn of events Skuzzy, the chief moderator of HiTech Creations' forums, was fired today for banning his own boss, HiTech, for numerous violations of Forum Posting Rule No. 12. 'I just had to do it' Skuzzy told this reporter, 'rules are rules!' HiTech was unavailable for comment as he was too busy 'coading' the new graphics update for the Aces High massively multiplayer online game."
I'm going to hell for this...
:rofl :rofl :rofl and yes... yes you are...
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last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c
semp
after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video. notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.
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last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c
semp
after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video. notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.
The leader better watch his six. :O :bolt:
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last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c
semp
after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video. notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.
:rofl
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last time ah went down, all the players decided to get together and produce a protest video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrlNExm8z5c
semp
after further researcher it was discovered that only the 9 players that stay up late in the game are in the video. notice the lack of 1 vs 1 in the vidoe but rather the collaboration to do something together.
(http://replygif.net/i/217.gif)
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You guys are killing me :rofl. My face hurts from laughung so hard. Great thread!
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latest news,
bustr's famous walls of text code has finally been broken. it has been discussed that it was due to "medically needed drugs" but now the truth has come out. look at all the block letters. you can go back 6 or 7 years and every wall of text is due to the same reason.
further research is needed to revamp the rules so endless walls of text are a thing of the past.
semp
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This just in from our Producers, a message of Hooooo screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,crrraaaccckkkllee......
hhhmmmmmmmmm.......oooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffhhhhhh hhrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......PoP!!!!!!!!
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
We now return us to your new overload GunRudonculous. We are Borg, all are Borg, boredom is a four letter inefficiency created randomly by a room full of apes and typewriters.
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This just in from our Producers, a message of Hooooo screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,crrraaaccckkkllee......
hhhmmmmmmmmm.......oooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffhhhhhh hhrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......PoP!!!!!!!!
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
Hmm that's interesting. Sounds a lot like the corporate world
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Who da hell was resisting? :O
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:rofl :aok
Chaos ensued in the arena as all 3 countries' HQs were simultaneously disabled. The lack of information on enemy locations resulted in two missions from opposing countries somehow accidentally upping in the same grid, resulting in mass confusion as pilots found themselves at equal strength against a numerous opposing force.
80 aircraft simultaneously bailed to reup at the other side of the map.
Wiley.
Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are! :lol
Ya, I know, I'm always late to the party.
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This reporter is asking `Is this the dawning of Aquarius..?`
As the strange mustard like gasses rolls up the valleys of Aces high this typical Bright and lovely day ..
we have to wonder..does an AlphaMale Beta Male?
Or has Skuzzy finaly sucumnd to one Burrito too many..
more news....is your stick dead..pictures to follow...
This just in..we cant bring you the pictures now..
Back to the studio..
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AH Chronicle Reports!
Puff ACK!! There's no turning BACK!
(More on page 7)
Are words more powerful than bullets?
Trends reveal that violent disputes of social media have lashed out among the countries! Words, yes words, have been causing choas and turmoil. Has the war finally drowned into irrational verbal arguments, or will the bloodshed continue?
Bishops! An unlikely Suspect!
The good, the bad, the ugly, you either cringe at the name of them, or you become one forever. Few have escaped their foul tactics, but many more remain to crush the knights and the rooks for their abusive past. Will the honor stand?
(Pg 6)
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rooks have promised to fly noe's below 30k now. while bishops have also promised not to horde and the knights have made alliance with other squads to get all knights organized.
in addition the rook/knight and bishop/knight alliance have been discontinued. all knights involved in the planing of such alliances have been fired and encouraged to move to other countries. we will no longer allow such alliances.
semp
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AH Chronicle Reports!
Puff ACK!! There's no turning BACK!
(More on page 7)
Are words more powerful than bullets?
Trends reveal that violent disputes of social media have lashed out among the countries! Words, yes words, have been causing choas and turmoil. Has the war finally drowned into irrational verbal arguments, or will the bloodshed continue?
Bishops! An unlikely Suspect!
The good, the bad, the ugly, you either cringe at the name of them, or you become one forever. Few have escaped their foul tactics, but many more remain to crush the knights and the rooks for their abusive past. Will the honor stand?
(Pg 6)
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in other news skuzzy hasnt brought the ban hammer in two
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Jayro responded to the accusations that Knights have joined any kind of organization. His exact words were, "What organization? Now can I help it if few smart guys happen to be on duh runway when I take off. Just because a couple of bums get roughed up, its gotta be called an organization?"
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:rofl Rob, who da hell? do ya squelch on a 2 way? Oh yeah, nevermind I see they are marketing to the rocket scientists, "Made of Stainless Steel" .... next line, "Do Not Use in Microwave" :lol
Oh well, it does say "Swiss Navy" .... I guess the Army couldn't get the multiple blade attachments to fit inside the lid without the user cutting their lip. :D
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I thought it was funnier than these others.
(http://www.funslurp.com/images/blankeezprankbox.jpg)
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You've got to be kidding me.
Shower Coffee Maker + Soap Dispenser
Cut your morning routine in half!
Stainless housing stands up to even the harshest dandruff shampoos!
Uses standard 120V outlet!
Brews 1 cup per 12 gallons of water!
Now THAT's funny! :rofl
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This just in.... Ch 200,s tower goes off the air from a miss guided Bish bomb and everyone gets along playing a cool video game for 30min.
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According to lifestyle magazine Glzz's and Raynos's wedding is going to be bigger than any celebritity!
Heck even says Daddkev will perform the ceremony!
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According to lifestyle magazine Glzz's and Raynos's wedding is going to be bigger than any celebritity!
Heck even says Daddkev will perform the ceremony!
(http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r561/folanjohnp1/pic-dump-422-13_zps0c5ecca6.jpg)
Somone's leaking photos of our foreplay :(
I hope the hacker doesn't expose are Nudes like he did with Jennifer.
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Somone's leaking photos of our foreplay :(
I hope the hacker doesn't expose are Nudes like he did with Jennifer.
If that is foreplay I would hate to see what after play looks like
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(http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r561/folanjohnp1/pic-dump-96-1_zps845a1809.jpg)
I guess this means no more kitchen nightmares :(
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If that is foreplay I would hate to see what after play looks like
here's 1 of our new beds
(http://kinkybeds.com/images/gallery/bed-5006.jpg)
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The CEO and Producers of the AH Onion have just taken an emergency vacation until such time that the all clear is sounded after the Skuzzyzilla passes through town.
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The CEO and Producers of the AH Onion have just taken an emergency vacation until such time that the all clear is sounded after the Skuzzyzilla passes through town.
What, haven't you ever seen a Pilates Harness before?
Wiley.
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Skuzzyzilla has a way of being slow before he suddenly gets up to speed. This post was going fine until we ventured down a leather lined rabbit hole.
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This thread just keeps getting better & better :rofl
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This post was going fine until we ventured down a leather lined rabbit hole.
:rofl
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I'm Pregnant... :(
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I'm Pregnant... :(
bet it's latrobes :bolt: :devil
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I'm Pregnant... :(
Tell trobe yet, or you going to wait to try and keep him from running off...
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Tell trobe yet, or you going to wait to try and keep him from running off...
He already did run off "quit the game a little while"
Now he won't even look me in the eye or in this case the back of my head...
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HEADLINE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrKraby has been found out. She is MrsKraby with Lathrobe's luvchild. Army of Muppets will not comment on their way ward fuzzy critter boy's attraction to Chitin and Klaws. Unnamed sources over heard: "Shooting is shooting. At least it was skilled ACM to a 6 shot. No frontal shots from our boys like those derned Stehen Sie gegenüber, Dachrinne-Schnepfe schlechte Jungen zu schießen".
The drama runs deep dear readers. Only time will tell the out come of this illicit affair and the Chitin critter waif.........
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HEADLINE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrKraby has been found out. She is MrsKraby with Lathrobe's luvchild. Army of Muppets will not comment on their way ward fuzzy critter boy's attraction to Chitin and Klaws. Unnamed sources over heard: "Shooting is shooting. At least it was skilled ACM to a 6 shot. No frontal shots from our boys like those derned Stehen Sie gegenüber, Dachrinne-Schnepfe schlechte Jungen zu schießen".
The drama runs deep dear readers. Only time will tell the out come of this illicit affair and the Chitin critter waif.........
DON'T
TELL
REDBULL!
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BREAKING NEWS
It has been confirmed, Crabby will be giving birth to about 100 crab/human eggs in 2 weeks, all believed to be male, stay tuned for more on the reports of midway's conservation efforts for Albatroses gone wrong... Back to you bustr!
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This just in,
some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.
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some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.
:banana:
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This just in,
some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.
Just random nonsense that keeps us from doing this IRL. It also keeps us off Skuzzy's shoulders a bit.
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This just in,
some random dude who has no idea whats going on made a post.
:rofl Go read the first post, it is a news parody of AH in game and on the BB :devil
Although I think it's more funny to watch non funny people think they are funny
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Your not funny.
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This is just in from the gossip desk. According to Latrobe the luv child is not his. When ask how he knows he just said, " Who wants to catch crabs?" The drama grows as we now try to find the real Father. Now back to the situation developing over the Rook HQ
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Fellow country member reports that spying is rampant and his bullets have been replaced with blank tracers.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WHT_nWcr6aw/hqdefault.jpg)
The area squad member has taken plenty of mental notes to prove without a doubt that his country is always losing to opposing players who are also definitely using ricochet inducing armor in blatant defiance of the Grapevine Convention.
Yesterday several witnesses heard him rambling incessantly about how our base ack has been sabatoged because he got vulched 10 times while trying trying to launch a P-47 from a capped field that nobody else was helping to save. And last weekend his mission was infiltrated by someone working with the light fighters who somehow managed to intercept and shoot down most of his heavy fighters.
To top it all off, the other two countries were able to develop some type of death ray weapon that can take out an entire 3 ship bomber formation from 1.5K using a Bf 110.
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This just in:
Daddkev is rumored to be no longer flying nekked. He is reported to be now supporting a latex suite with a whip as a joystick...is this the apocalypse? Stay tuned for more information tonight at 11:00.
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BREAKING NEWS
It has been confirmed, Crabby will be giving birth to about 100 crab/human eggs in 2 weeks, all believed to be male, stay tuned for more on the reports of midway's conservation efforts for Albatroses gone wrong... Back to you bustr!
Word of warning... Avoid rocks featuring sticky purple gunk...
Just saying...
Oh and I've submitted a request to the Maury show to make Latrobe come forward to care for his brood.
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This Just IN...............
Lathrobe has gone into hiding.
Curious minds are enquiring............. :noid
Crab shack wrappers were found behind Lathrobe's 109 hanger. And you know ground crew have a lot of free time on their hands. Oh!!!! The inhumanity...... Is it wedding bells, infidelity, or worse? A crab boil in the future?
Hey....pass the Tabasco bottle while we are waiting.
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This Just IN...............
Lathrobe has gone into hiding.
Curious minds are enquiring............. :noid
Crab shack wrappers were found behind Lathrobe's 109 hanger. And you know ground crew have a lot of free time on their hands. Oh!!!! The inhumanity...... Is it wedding bells, infidelity, or worse? A crab boil in the future?
Hey....pass the Tabasco bottle while we are waiting.
:rofl :roll
This just gets better
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SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes you just wait for that uncomfortable and less than clean moment. Then whack away with one of our patented MassiveClub Squirrel staves. Don't mind the razor sharp spikes, they are 100% hygienic stainless steel for your protection against secondary infections.
So the next time you feel that less than clean moment. Whack away with one of our MassiveClubs to relieve yourself of that burrowing itch. And maybe after wards enjoy some fine dining on squirrel TarTar.
OK!! Has anyone seen Lathrobe, Mr\Mrs Krabby or my Tabasco sauce bottle? And they better not try to pay me in squirrel tartar again..........where is my agent, my lawyer and my MassiveClub......clean, I'll show them CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think I know how to fix Crabbys "baby troubles"
(http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r561/folanjohnp1/hanger_zps143e8bb8.jpg)
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I think I know how to fix Crabbys "baby troubles"
(http://i1172.photobucket.com/albums/r561/folanjohnp1/hanger_zps143e8bb8.jpg)
:rofl WOW !!
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This just in... SkyRock is still owning.... more later...
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This just in: Met up with FBCrabby Tuesday, confirming that the rumors are true. He is pregnant and ended up in this condition when he got in the middle of a Midbruv romance. DNA tests confirm that the child has 3 donors. :O
This reporter left the meeting astounded, astonished & ashamed for the poor unborn child. Sonogram results showed the child already has rudder pedals and a stick with dual throttles in the womb. :x
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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This just in: Met up with FBCrabby Tuesday, confirming that the rumors are true. He is pregnant and ended up in this condition when he got in the middle of a Midbruv romance. DNA tests confirm that the child has 3 donors. :O
This reporter left the meeting astounded, astonished & ashamed for the poor unborn child. Sonogram results showed the child already has rudder pedals and a stick with dual throttles in the womb. :x
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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This just in:
Daddkev is rumored to be no longer flying nekked. He is reported to be now supporting a latex suite with a whip as a joystick...is this the apocalypse? Stay tuned for more information tonight at 11:00.
In prior developments, Dadkev mysteriously disappears from the game as flies reportedly swarm his deluxe velour gaming chair. Could this have been the impetus to move to latex?
On visiting Dadkev prior to an early year road trip, when offered Dadkev's gaming seat, 1Maddog1 replied "I prefer to stand". Dadkev pumped the pedals while 1Maddog1 masterfully operated his joystick. A good time was had by all.
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:rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
This thread should be stickied :old:
LtngRydr
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latest news:
semp was upset because we had 10 or 15 guys at 10 or 12k while the evil red cons were vulching the field. semp tried to take leadership and asked all to help stop the cap over the field. several replied that they would follow semp. semp valiantly dove in and damaged 1 airplane and destroyed another. all on range started laughing when semp was hit by ack and realized that the field wasnt being vulched it was actually an enemy field and the red airplanes were just hiding in their own ack.
semp promised never to fly drunk again :cry
semp
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Latest News (that's actually kind of old but couldn't be bothered to report sooner):
We have a radioactive snail on the loose! Uncertain to when the snail went radioactive, I have personally just noticed his radioactivity status but a couple of days ago. As mentioned though, I was too lazy to report the radioactive status. Seriously? Why did I have to report it? I want my $2 back... :noid
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In International News:
Tokyo is reporting a giant radioactive mollusk squatting on Mt. Fugi.
The JDF is urging calm while they contact the French consulate..........
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In International News:
Tokyo is reporting a giant radioactive mollusk squatting on Mt. Fugi.
The JDF is urging calm while they contact the French consulate..........
This is horrible. Just last week Japan suffered a huge tsunami / earthquake that effectively set the country back to the year 2125.
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THIS JUST IN-----------------------
Lawndart is going to be flying drunk tonight due to it being a piggy fest on all the red guys. Channel 200 will be the channel to tune to for hilarity and outtaked from many comedy's, including lawndarts life. If you are up to watching someone get text muted within 10 mins tune to this channel to see it happen.. more to follow as we learn the details.
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There is a shortage of sheep...
Nuff said...
FPH sources believe the have considered their way... considered indeed...
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Secret Memo from the Texas Beef and BBQ association.
Rick,
If them derned Hitech Creations sheep lovers think they are gonna have any sheep in Ft Worth. We will just have to deport their first herd from Grapevine to New York City. Texas is all about beef and that ain't no beef.
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