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Title: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 21, 2013, 11:13:30 PM
I logged on today at 3pm and just logged off at 10:30. Knights have had a full dar bar (sometimes 2 full dar bars) at A199 that whole time and have yet to take the base. The base was flatten a dozen times and cap was held almost continually. I myself had taken down the VH and fighter hangers on 4 separate occasions  :bhead The spawn point was filled with friendly GVs all day long!


My point being: if these bases were any harder to capture the Knights would never capture a base .........ever! Pardon me for saying this, and I'll probably catch hell but, I've never seen such a big group of incompetent boobs gathered on one side in my whole life!  :furious What in the hell is going on in Nitville?!

I watch day after day, week after week, tour after tour, the Bishops and Rooks take bases and win maps while the Knights stand there with their thumbs stuck in their butts. It's just pathetic!  :bhead

Take some pride in yourselves you pathetic losers and start taking some bases and winning some wars! Fight for goodness sakes ya big sissys! I've said my peace and now the floor is yours........................ you incompetent, no base capturing boobs!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: bacon8tr on July 21, 2013, 11:15:43 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: skorpx1 on July 21, 2013, 11:17:46 PM
" I've never seen such a big group of incompetent boobs gathered on one side in my whole life!"

This.


This is sig worthy.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: 68ZooM on July 21, 2013, 11:21:36 PM
at times the knits are worse than trying to herd cats.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: cobia38 on July 21, 2013, 11:38:06 PM
  just think uptown,the top base taking squad in LW is a nit squad   :D 
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: titanic3 on July 21, 2013, 11:53:49 PM
Jayro the horde master will save the day.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RedBull1 on July 21, 2013, 11:58:12 PM
Why do you think I was almost exclusively a Knight when I flew? They don't care about 'WINNING ZE ALL IMPORTANT WAAAR!' Knights are furballers and fighters more than Bishops/Rooks. It's also nice not having your chat constantly spammed with 'MISSION UP$%@#%@#%@%(^!*%$)@!$(~)$(@!)%_%^*($^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' every other minute.


My advice:


If you want non stop base taking action, go Bishop.

If you want a country mostly consisting of furballers/people who fly for the 'fight' (I use the term loosely, but the ratio of BnZ/TnB players vs Base Takers on Knights seem significantly higher than Bish and slightly higher than Rook), go Knight.

If you want a decent combination of both, go Rook.





PS: Jayro and FB missions not included in my analysis/theory/observation. ;)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Plawranc on July 22, 2013, 12:17:34 AM
Knights. Are. The bomb
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: MrGeezer on July 22, 2013, 12:19:36 AM
at times the knits are worse than trying to herd cats.

 I tried for 3 years to help GNATS take bases.  We had a 90+% take record--but then no one defended and it was a complete  loss after the 3rd year.  

I tried for 2 more years to help GNATS and then gave up and went Bish.

Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: FLOOB on July 22, 2013, 12:26:21 AM
I'm surprised that there were enough knights playing offense to make a big dar-bar. Usually most of the knights are running from one BASE ALERT!!!! to another defending, aka. postponing defeat. It would be nice to win one once and awhile.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: MrKrabs on July 22, 2013, 12:27:09 AM
Lol, we just took A34 right next to bish HQ.... Caught them with their pants down....
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: BluBerry on July 22, 2013, 01:08:09 AM
i cant stand base taking.. Hence why I am a knight mostly. Hate when ppl drop FH's during a good furball.. Its cool that most people who dislike base taking end up on knits.. Makes it a fun country to be on.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Latrobe on July 22, 2013, 01:12:40 AM
I like the Knights.  :)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Daddkev on July 22, 2013, 01:38:14 AM
 :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :neener: :neener: :neener: :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: The Fury on July 22, 2013, 04:56:19 AM
I like the knights too but as a side to be on I prefer rooks I dont think I will ever fly bish again cant stand em.........I posted something similar to what you was saying uptown a few weeks ago knights just seem to fly around low when defending a base there never seems to be anyone coming over from a uncamped base to clear the cap they have bad numbers a lot of the time but even when they have numbers they never seem to do anything with it.

I know most sides are very similar and at times they are all guilty of the same things I just find rooks are a bit more capable at defending fields and counter attacking than knights and bish just roll everyone with huge hordes (hense why I hate them) must get boring flying round waiting for something to shoot at in them hordes I must say. I enjoy fighting knights tho as a rook at least its not just one huge bellybutton lame hoing horde the bish usually produce.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 22, 2013, 05:51:22 AM
 just think uptown,the top base taking squad in LW is a nit squad   :D  
:O :uhoh 

:devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :neener: :neener: :neener: :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil
I would expect a more appropriate response from a moderator  :D


And RedBulls comments don't count as he doesn't even play the game anymore!!! So skidaddle WOT dweeb!


I thought the Freebirds and the Jayro missions were just bait for the rest of us to get kills  :huh


Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 22, 2013, 06:15:09 AM
Lol, we just took A34 right next to bish HQ.... Caught them with their pants down....
Outstanding MrKrabs!!! :rock You are hereby promoted to my lil general. I will be depending on you from here on out. Carry on ol chap  :cheers: :salute
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: caldera on July 22, 2013, 06:24:55 AM
Here is the aftermath of my attempt to fight the nit hordies at 199:

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/f6-1.png~original) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/f6-1.png.html)

"Help me wirblez!"   It was like 20:1 odds in the air and no place for a noob like me.  :uhoh
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Shifty on July 22, 2013, 06:33:22 AM
Uptown

 I've been flying Rooks for a few months now after years with the Knights.. Yes the Rooks win maps, but you're really not missing anything. When your flying the side that wins the map sure you get a few perk points, but you get kicked out of the arena just like the losers do. Its all pretty anti climatic.  :P
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 22, 2013, 06:37:22 AM
<----shakes fist at Snuggie and yells............."and don't come back"   :neener: :t :lol


@Shifty.

What?! Teh war winnerz get kicked from the arena too?! Well that's just rude.................
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Shifty on July 22, 2013, 06:54:57 AM
What?! Teh war winnerz get kicked from the arena too?! Well that's just rude.................

Yeah I thought at least I'd get a wE oNe TeH wArZ T-shirt or something.. :(
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: LCADolby on July 22, 2013, 06:59:11 AM
Here is the aftermath of my attempt to fight the nit hordies at 199:

Bishop's lost the right to call anyone and anything a horde years ago.  :old:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: caldera on July 22, 2013, 07:07:44 AM
Bishop's lost the right to call anyone and anything a horde years ago.  :old:


Bishies horde by the day, nits and rooks horde by night.  Whoever has the most, hordes the most.

I forgot that nits call their hordes "heavy strike missions".  :)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: LCADolby on July 22, 2013, 07:27:56 AM
Jayro's strike missions are a ruse for the way he pads his score.  ;)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: dedalos on July 22, 2013, 07:56:31 AM
In a recent study conducted by HT, they sent DNA samples from every country for analysis. The results were stunning. The Nit tribe seems to miss the base capture gene. It is still unknown why the gene is missing or if being a nit causes the gene to disapear.  More updates when available.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Pawz on July 22, 2013, 08:15:58 AM
Your awesome UT
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: titanic3 on July 22, 2013, 08:18:35 AM
Jayro's strike missions are a ruse for the way he pads his score.  ;)

Ain't that the truth. Caught him a few times away from his horde. Insta dive from 15K to the deck.
Title: Now wait a minute, Otis!
Post by: Arlo on July 22, 2013, 08:50:14 AM
Oh, c'mon, Otis .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aWRvwWsy-U

(http://imageshack.us/a/img7/2613/n0fy.jpg)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img844/2121/2xj.gif)
He want's us to .... what?

(http://imageshack.us/a/img43/6916/hw5.gif)


Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: LCADolby on July 22, 2013, 09:23:47 AM
Take Off Go Around!?  :headscratch: :headscratch:
Title: Re: Now wait a minute, Otis!
Post by: gyrene81 on July 22, 2013, 10:45:47 AM
Oh, c'mon, Otis .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aWRvwWsy-U

(http://imageshack.us/a/img7/2613/n0fy.jpg)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img844/2121/2xj.gif)
He want's us to .... what?

(http://imageshack.us/a/img43/6916/hw5.gif)
what? i didn't say a thing...until now.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: SkyRock on July 22, 2013, 10:51:06 AM
Here is the aftermath of my attempt to fight the nit hordies at 199:

(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/f6-1.png~original) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/f6-1.png.html)

"Help me wirblez!"   It was like 20:1 odds in the air and no place for a noob like me.  :uhoh
if you could get some of those dweebs out of their gv's it would have been better odds!!! :aok
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zoney on July 22, 2013, 11:07:02 AM
I'm glad there are those interested in base taking, but it's just not for me.  Base takers are there to feed me a steady supply of:

1.) Friendly buffs to protect

2.) Enemy buffs to thwart.

3.) Enemy escorts to maul

5.) Enemy Jabo's intent on destroying the dar, (or any of a hundred other objects that don't move for them).

6.) Hordes "sneaking" in thinking "we got this by surprise" as I drop in at 500mph.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Squire on July 22, 2013, 11:48:19 AM
The bases can be captured? holy crap.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Vinkman on July 22, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
I logged on today at 3pm and just logged off at 10:30. Knights have had a full dar bar (sometimes 2 full dar bars) at A199 that whole time and have yet to take the base. The base was flatten a dozen times and cap was held almost continually. I myself had taken down the VH and fighter hangers on 4 separate occasions  :bhead The spawn point was filled with friendly GVs all day long!


My point being: if these bases were any harder to capture the Knights would never capture a base .........ever! Pardon me for saying this, and I'll probably catch hell but, I've never seen such a big group of incompetent boobs gathered on one side in my whole life!  :furious What in the hell is going on in Nitville?!

I watch day after day, week after week, tour after tour, the Bishops and Rooks take bases and win maps while the Knights stand there with their thumbs stuck in their butts. It's just pathetic!  :bhead

Take some pride in yourselves you pathetic losers and start taking some bases and winning some wars! Fight for goodness sakes ya big sissys! I've said my peace and now the floor is yours........................ you incompetent, no base capturing boobs!

Been a knight since I started in this game in 2009. They have never been a base capturing country. Lusche could brobably show the stats but I'm willing to wager that the knights have won the map the least of the three countries in the past 4 years, and probably by a wide margin. My rough guess is:

Bish 45%
Rook 40%
Knight 15%
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: vafiii on July 22, 2013, 02:20:36 PM
I've been a Knight for 4 years and will remain so but it is kind of funny watching us attempt to take a base. We could have all hangers down, ack down, town down, etc. and still not capture the base because we forget to bring troops. By the time the troops finally arrive, hangars, ack and town are back up and now we have to start the whole base taking process over again. Lol! On the current map I think it took 2 days to capture 199. Meanwhile, we lose 15 of our bases because they were undefended. LMFBO! Anyway, long live the Knights!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Triton28 on July 22, 2013, 02:36:19 PM
I think it's the troops or lack thereof that kills the Knights. 

Rook planners usually had that as #1 priority.  If someone didn't volunteer to bring troops, the planner himself brought them.  There also seemed to be a few guys that were professional Goon pilots.  Anytime those guys smelled a base take they were lifting with drunks.

Being a recovering base taker, I learned pretty quick that seconds matter with troops.  Not having them already in position is a big help to the defenders.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Aspen on July 22, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
Knights stink at the strategic, slowly win the war, this makes sense, type of base take.  If theres a "This makes no sense, will probably give Rooks the win, but will really tick off the Bish" type of base take, we focus a bit more.  :D
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: kilo2 on July 22, 2013, 03:38:18 PM
Most people I know who fly knights regularly really don't care about the war. They just want to furball.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: dedalos on July 22, 2013, 04:56:03 PM
I've been a Knight for 4 years and will remain so but it is kind of funny watching us attempt to take a base. We could have all hangers down, ack down, town down, etc. and still not capture the base because we forget to bring troops.

I blame Levis nephew for that  :old:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Canspec on July 22, 2013, 05:00:47 PM
I tried for 3 years to help GNATS take bases.  We had a 90+% take record--but then no one defended and it was a complete  loss after the 3rd year.  

I tried for 2 more years to help GNATS and then gave up and went Bish.



 :headscratch:......I don't take bases............. :old:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: dedalos on July 22, 2013, 06:39:11 PM
I tried for 3 years to help GNATS take bases.  We had a 90+% take record--but then no one defended and it was a complete  loss after the 3rd year.  

I tried for 2 more years to help GNATS and then gave up and went Bish.



you know, if you spent half that time fighting airplanes  :O you probably be good enough to fight your way out of a wet paper bag by now.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: dirtdart on July 22, 2013, 06:44:41 PM
I was there. I liked the nice gv spawn fight that started.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Golden Dragon on July 22, 2013, 06:47:55 PM
I joined a while back and just love this game.  I'm a Knight as well and enjoy fighting with the guys on that team.  I love the dogfighting and really enjoy when our base takes stall out and turn into raging fur balls.  Lots of fun. I fly under a callsign my brother's kid came up with when they signed up for the two week trial.  You'll usually find me in a pony or corsair and if it looks like I'm running I'm just extending out to even up a fight with your turny twisty plane.  I can't believe how much you all bash each other here and on that 200 channel.  That's the only downside to the game.  Looking forward to logging in  in a few days and mixing it up again.  Thanks for all the good fights and hours of fun.  I hope this game has a long life! :cheers:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Babalonian on July 22, 2013, 06:51:16 PM
I think Redbull got it the closest.  99% of Nitville has been clinicly diagnosed with ADD (or ADHD).  We're more likely to go headfirst into the biggest flame/furball than organise a base-take in a quieter corner of the map.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Lusche on July 22, 2013, 06:56:08 PM
99% of Nitville has been clinicly diagnosed with ADD (or ADHD).


I knew I wasn't alone  :banana:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zoney on July 22, 2013, 07:20:50 PM
Allright, I demand to know immediately whom the 1% of Knights that don't have ADD are.  Never met one.  I think you made them up.   wait.....




squirrell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zodiac on July 22, 2013, 07:33:14 PM
Not a new rant  :lol

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,221.0.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,221.0.html)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: WEZEL on July 22, 2013, 07:40:21 PM
" I've never seen such a big group of incompetent boobs gathered on one side in my whole life!"

This.


This is sig worthy.

Stolen.....

I get frustrated at times being a Knight, especially when someone drives an hour in a m3 to take a base and only 1 or 2 guys show up to support his effort that's why I jump to another country from time to time just to see the game from another side. I have to say the Bish & Rook guys dont make me laugh like the Knights do, we got some wackos in the air  :rock. Rooks are sort of care free,have some sense of humor and get the job done when they want to. Bish are all business last time I played with them I dont think I cracked a smile for 2weeks and it felt like I was in a Icebox. Knights are just a bunch of sick puppies and a hoot to play with.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: HawkerMKII on July 22, 2013, 07:42:43 PM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img542/5621/homert.jpg)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: mbailey on July 22, 2013, 08:07:52 PM
Allright, I demand to know immediately whom the 1% of Knights that don't have ADD are. 

Wait, whats this thread about again?    Squirrels?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zacherof on July 22, 2013, 09:27:38 PM
And then the free birds took A34 in the heart of bishlad :banana:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Tank-Ace on July 22, 2013, 10:43:13 PM
I will say that the knits seem to give more resistance on at a player-level, with the Bish trailing in third (possibly for the tactical reason that the longer I chase, the less useful stuff I'm doing. But I'm inclined to chalk it up to something other than tactical competence).


I like the atmosphere of the Knits best, and the action on the Rook side (not entirely defensive fighting  :neener:). The bish machine is very effective at what it does, I just don't enjoy that type of thing.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: blkblade on July 22, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
Allright, I demand to know immediately whom the 1% of Knights that don't have ADD are.  Never met one.  I think you made them up.   wait.....




squirrell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang it zoney. I was going to do the squirrel bit.
Wait. Why are we talking squirrels?
DONUT!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: coombz on July 22, 2013, 11:05:08 PM
Knights are awesome  :old:

Rooks are awesome  :old:

flying cartoon planes is awesome  :airplane:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: dedalos on July 22, 2013, 11:28:15 PM
You guys realize the are not real countries right?  We did not really grow up in bishnitorookistan right?  How close are we to start profiling people based on a chess .... er.... never mind  :noid
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: MrGeezer on July 23, 2013, 12:17:04 AM
Most people I know who fly knights regularly really don't care about the war. They just want to furball.


THIS
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Squire on July 23, 2013, 01:36:21 AM
Quote
bishnitorookistan
< does not want to visit.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Wiley on July 23, 2013, 02:32:40 AM
You guys realize the are not real countries right?  We did not really grow up in bishnitorookistan right?  How close are we to start profiling people based on a chess .... er.... never mind  :noid

Just...  Yeah, best to let that train of thought go, lest the lynchings begin.

 :noid

Wiley.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: FLOOB on July 23, 2013, 03:02:17 AM
Knights don't really capture fields on purpose, if it happens, it happens. Knights destroy fields on purpose, usually in a frenzied bloodlust until, for one reason or another, there are no more defenders. Then we get bored and move on, weather the field gets captured or not is incidental. It usually happens when Knights who have chased prey back to ack become cross enough to de-ack. When the base is de-acked the call goes out and Knights will gather like piranha at a cattle river crossing.

Rooks are mongols, bishops are romans. Knights are Vikings, we don't come for your land, and after we get our fill we take our ships home.

From the fury of the Knights deliver us O Lord.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: The Fury on July 23, 2013, 04:31:16 AM


From the fury of the Knights deliver us O Lord.

im on Rooks now mate sorry cant help ya  :D
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Wiley on July 23, 2013, 10:55:21 AM
Rooks are mongols, bishops are romans. Knights are Vikings, we don't come for your land, and after we get our fill we take our ships home.

From the fury of the Knights deliver us O Lord.

*snrk*  That's a pretty fair assessment from what I've seen.

Wiley.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 23, 2013, 10:58:23 AM
Allright, I demand to know immediately whom the 1% of Knights that don't have ADD are.  Never met one.  I think you made them up.   wait.....




squirrell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 23, 2013, 11:10:15 AM
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/29349981/Monty+Python+knights.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lfGpVcdqeS0

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: JimmyC on July 23, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Kni
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: LCADolby on July 23, 2013, 03:00:42 PM
Eki eki gurfedererumaner
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: nooby52 on July 23, 2013, 03:03:52 PM
Bring meeeee......a shrubbery!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: bustr on July 23, 2013, 03:28:48 PM
Knight ADHD is their best and worst attribute.

Fighting with knights is a very binary proposition.

A. - Everything red becomes dead in a few moments.

OR

B. - Everything green becomes dead in a few moments.

1. - Check-6
Is a word uttered on occasion mostly in terms of a general: Check the NiKi.......
Ok there are 12 of us and 3 red niki and 14 red other. Which niki, where niki, there niki?? My, my, Hitech put new curtains in my tower. I didn't know he cared.

2. - Help me, clear my tail!!
Might as well announce: I'm currently in the bushes under your nose dragging 5 just so you can pick the last one in line. Don't mind me I know I'm about to die but, this is all for you to get one more pick for your kills message if you land. Yes, don't mind my burning plane in your 6 view as you climb back to your safe perch. You got your kill and I was happy to set him up for you. Yes, and my compliments to your 4 friends who flew along watching my burning man show. Who knows, I might be back later tonight for a matinee with bigger and more fantastic feats of one man burning for you to watch safely at a comfortable distance. I wonder who Hitech's new interior designer is? Of all things to update in this game. Curtains.

3. - Hey you 400 below this con, I'm pulling this one up in a rope get him now<S>......
What is so interesting about that tree 10k below your nose? Oh! I see, this wasn't your idea and you are worried you will get picked while picking the roped dope who just blew my kester off. The nearest red guy is only 5.5 away. Can't be too careful about who is sneaking up on you. My apologies for scaring you with this out of the blue. But, you have been watching me for the last 5 minutes. I should have introduced myself first and taken you to dinner and a show so you would feel more comfortable about helping a countryman who was giving you a free kill. Yes you learned well young padawan. There is no such thing as a freely given kill in this game. Hehehehehe...I had ulterior motives.....hehehehehe. That's a fine looking exhaust pipe, mmmmmmmmmmmm exhaust pipe smoke. The new curtains in the tower look splendid in the sun light. When did this game become about curtains??

4. - OK!! There were 12 of you here 30 seconds ago!!
Why does it take 12 of you to chase one C47 through the bushes?? You had the alt advantage on the red hoard. Now all 25 of them are chasing me up here at 12k. Oh, sorry, did I disturb your train wreck yelling on range another red hoard is descending on your conga line? Oopsies!! Too late. Now I'm the only green guy.......weeeeeeeee. Hitech can you possibly get another pattern for your curtains? On closer examination the pattern is long strings of "hehehehehe42hehehehehe"

5. - I'll help you but, can you turn him a little to the right.
I know we are all Phd's in math and physics so I'm sure you understand if I turn for your convenience the red guy will gladly cross the circle and help me back to my tower faster than I'm currently traveling. I mean there was a perfectly valid reason I chose to run away from him at a very high rate of speed keeping him just out of effective gun range in a straight line that I might be able to pull away a bit more if I don't friggin turn and burn off my speed you useless reptile. I'm tired of looking at the new curtains!!!!!!

6. - Don't bring that hoard under me!!
OK, I'll just put on a show here for you 1 vs 5 while you watch me slaughter them before your very eyes. Yeppers, more kills for me.........Hmmmmmm, on very close inspection of these curtains the fine print says: "Haven't you got better things to do than read stupid things in ultra tiny print?" 

7. - Don't chase that red guy back to his field with this GIANT RED DARBAR we haven't seen the source of yet.
Oh my! Now looky at that new hoard cloud of red that was circling up TOGETHER over their base. And you all dove down to the deck after one guy between the town and field ack. De-aking is so passé, real men just fly through it and ignore the burning bits falling off around their ADHD kesters. Everyone knows Hitech remodeled the mens rooms back in the tower with saunas, Swedish masseuses, and fresh hot linin towels scented with O'Dea SQUIRREL. You should see the curtains in the men's room, ooh lala. 

Come to think of it, I see lots of squirrels in my neighborhood driving dogs nuts and running them around in single minded circles getting nowhere quickly. They know my cats are indoor cats and come to the windows to drive them nuts too. Flying with the knights is an exercise in learning how to die in ever more creative ways to the dulcet choir of heavenly singing the word "squirrel" while some idieot screeches "Nie!!" at the front end of a streaming flambé. But, we got great curtains in our towers.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Crash Orange on July 23, 2013, 03:43:14 PM
Knights are furballers and fighters more than Bishops/Rooks.

60 guys swarming over a deacked field for three hours like a cloud of gnats waiting for one defender to try to take off so 20 of them can dive in and compete for the kill is neither furballing nor fighting.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 23, 2013, 03:46:09 PM
60 guys swarming over a deacked field for three hours like a cloud of gnats waiting for one defender to try to take off so 20 of them can dive in and compete for the kill is neither furballing nor fighting.

Yet it does sound like an excellent opportunity for gambling.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Babalonian on July 23, 2013, 04:25:25 PM
God help us if HiTech and Pyro introduce a flying squirrel to the game.... what was this thread about, again?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: bustr on July 24, 2013, 04:59:00 PM
SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Aspen on July 24, 2013, 05:07:06 PM
Must take ords to VH, must take ords to VH...hey...something shiny over there!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Widewing on July 24, 2013, 06:33:43 PM
I like the knights too but as a side to be on I prefer rooks I dont think I will ever fly bish again cant stand em.........I posted something similar to what you was saying uptown a few weeks ago knights just seem to fly around low when defending a base there never seems to be anyone coming over from a uncamped base to clear the cap they have bad numbers a lot of the time but even when they have numbers they never seem to do anything with it.

I know most sides are very similar and at times they are all guilty of the same things I just find rooks are a bit more capable at defending fields and counter attacking than knights and bish just roll everyone with huge hordes (hense why I hate them) must get boring flying round waiting for something to shoot at in them hordes I must say. I enjoy fighting knights tho as a rook at least its not just one huge bellybutton lame hoing horde the bish usually produce.

Don't hold back... Tell us how you really feel! 

I've been flying Rook for about 12 years....
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Tank-Ace on July 24, 2013, 10:43:55 PM
I've been starting to recall why Bish were the only country I legitimately hated.

Ho's, and hordes, and bails.... oh my  :uhoh.


But on a more serious note, the first time I hopped over to bish since I got back, I was greeted with "Spy!!!! Look, his squad is knit and rook, they're probably ALL spying!!". So add raving paranoia to that above list. Besides that, they're the only country that causes me to be genuinely surprised when I don't have to chase the red guy down to get a shot. The whole attitude there seems to be that combat is just an unavoidable annoyance, which gets in the way of the primary goal of rolling bases, and that all possible effort should be made to minimize the disruption (be it through avoiding combat, or hording so combat is easy).

Now its not that I think they're incapable, or inherently inept, but it feels more as if your typical bish pilot isn't quite as practiced at 1v1 or even 2 or 3v1 engagments; the ACM is still there, its just a bit rusty.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: texasfighter on July 25, 2013, 12:48:44 AM
I hate the standard Bish bomber tactic of flying bombers to the target and if there is a fighter present that might shoot them, they bail. I film all my flights so I think we should have a cowards roll call here in the forum.

Tonight it was oKATHISo who bailed his lancs at the Knights strats when I finally got to altitude and was 3k behind him. Clever, that way you cant get a proxy either.

What I would really like to see HTC do is change it so that if you bail when you have not been hit by anything and you still have any fuel at all, you receive nothing. No damage points, no perks. In WWII, you bailed out over enemy territory and you didn't get home until the war was over. And of course, there were no awards for bailing out. You mean you bailed out of a perfectly good airplane with no damage with plenty of fuel left?? Your flying days are over!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 25, 2013, 04:37:09 AM
I hate the standard Bish bomber tactic of flying bombers to the target and if there is a fighter present that might shoot them, they bail. I film all my flights so I think we should have a cowards roll call here in the forum.

Tonight it was oKATHISo who bailed his lancs at the Knights strats when I finally got to altitude and was 3k behind him. Clever, that way you cant get a proxy either.

What I would really like to see HTC do is change it so that if you bail when you have not been hit by anything and you still have any fuel at all, you receive nothing. No damage points, no perks. In WWII, you bailed out over enemy territory and you didn't get home until the war was over. And of course, there were no awards for bailing out. You mean you bailed out of a perfectly good airplane with no damage with plenty of fuel left?? Your flying days are over!

I've had bombers bail at ~6k and got proxies on them, and I've had others at less than 3K bail and no proxy. I don't really care about the proxy for score, but it does function as somewhat of a deterrent to doing so. However, I do like that idea of not giving them any perks for doing so, maybe that would stop the frequency a bit. What is odd is lately the proxies seem to be much less in these situations than in the past. Up until ~3 weeks ago, it seemed like I nearly always got them on bailing bombers up to ~6k. Much less frequently lately, anyone know why?

On topic, I guess if what is being said here is correct, than I guess were the blondes so to speak of AH, maybe we're "dumb" or "stupid" in others opinions, but we definitely have more fun. Troops can't kill anything, so it's possible no one wants to bring them??? Two words I've never seen in Knight chat buffer: "Mission UP."  For all of those that have never been Bish, that means join the mission you mindless sheep. It's more like this: "anyone want to do a mission?", 3 minutes go by with no answer...Ok, well I tried. The fact is not giving a rats about the war allows everyone to fly what they want, and do what they want. On the blue moon that I've seen us win a map over the past 8 months, what follows is; oh wow we won! No way! Ok back to business...no one regroups or cares to. It would seem that we like being individuals and teamwork is exhausting. And no doubt when you have to get 15-30 ppl together doing something collectively when they are used to doing whatever it is they want, yes that is exhausting. In summary, I believe Knights find focusing on the war boring; why shouldn't they? What more to it is there than, numerous up hvy, bomb town, keep cap, run troops, congratulate, & repeat, repeat, & repeat...
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: scott66 on July 25, 2013, 05:29:53 AM
Nitville rant turns to bish bashing lol
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: HawkerMKII on July 25, 2013, 05:56:24 AM
Nitville rant turns to bish bashing lol

this is new...how?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: scott66 on July 25, 2013, 06:04:10 AM
this is new...how?
true but it's kind of new to me..I'm bbs noob
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 25, 2013, 12:41:58 PM
I logged on today at 3pm and just logged off at 10:30. Knights have had a full dar bar (sometimes 2 full dar bars) at A199 that whole time and have yet to take the base. The base was flatten a dozen times and cap was held almost continually. I myself had taken down the VH and fighter hangers on 4 separate occasions  :bhead The spawn point was filled with friendly GVs all day long!


My point being: if these bases were any harder to capture the Knights would never capture a base .........ever! Pardon me for saying this, and I'll probably catch hell but, I've never seen such a big group of incompetent boobs gathered on one side in my whole life!  :furious What in the hell is going on in Nitville?!

I watch day after day, week after week, tour after tour, the Bishops and Rooks take bases and win maps while the Knights stand there with their thumbs stuck in their butts. It's just pathetic!  :bhead

Take some pride in yourselves you pathetic losers and start taking some bases and winning some wars! Fight for goodness sakes ya big sissys! I've said my peace and now the floor is yours........................ you incompetent, no base capturing boobs!

Coordination gets in the way of their scoretard, altfairy, basevulching, gangtard, sense of self.  Hence the Muppets went Rook.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: BluBerry on July 25, 2013, 01:08:16 PM
Coordination gets in the way of their scoretard, altfairy, basevulching, gangtard, sense of self.  Hence the Muppets went Rook.

Isn't Fester a Muppet?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Fulcrum on July 25, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
Isn't Fester a Muppet?

 :lol  Oppsies!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zacherof on July 25, 2013, 01:34:13 PM
Isn't Fester a Muppet?
(http://i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae84/reedserna/Meme%20Album/O_U.jpg)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: SkyRock on July 25, 2013, 01:39:38 PM
Alexandra Daddario is smoking hot! :rock
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 25, 2013, 02:22:41 PM
Isn't Fester a Muppet?

Yup and he owns you and 99% of the players so he gets a scoretard pass.  What's your excuse for being a gangtard and basevulcher?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: BluBerry on July 25, 2013, 02:37:53 PM
What's your excuse for being a gangtard and basevulcher?

LOL love to see your proof on that 1
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zacherof on July 25, 2013, 02:41:13 PM
LOL love to see your proof on that 1
Yes please do share the rest of class :neener:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: bustr on July 25, 2013, 02:45:25 PM
Never can have a good Monty Python run in this forum.

Someone always shows up from a skillz stiff legged worship cult and thinks boy rage is high class reading material. It's always got to be about: "my virtual dingdong is bigger than your virtual dingdong" even if the boy rager would never let his children, wife or girlfriend\boyfriend read the way he acts in this forum.

By this late date in the life of AH, "my dingdong is bigger than your ding dong" has used itself up and makes the source look like some kind of a hold out from a grievance monger hate group.

Monty Python is much more fun than old men insulting each other over hidden unfulfillment from 30 or 40 years ago.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 25, 2013, 02:50:53 PM
Coordination gets in the way of their scoretard, altfairy, basevulching, gangtard, sense of self.  Hence the Muppets went Rook.


Wait he gets a pass for why again? I believe he does own the cheese award, and he's got 100% of that one  :aok

Altfairy = Rook P51 at oxygen assisted altitude.

Basevulcher = all 3 do it, but more often they're pink on my screen, I mean Bish

Gangtard = already been stated

Sense of self = individual identity, yes that would be Knights

you're batting .250
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 25, 2013, 03:10:03 PM

Wait he gets a pass for why again? I believe he does own the cheese award, and he's got 100% of that one  :aok

Altfairy = Rook P51 at oxygen assisted altitude.

Basevulcher = all 3 do it, but more often they're pink on my screen, I mean Bish

Gangtard = already been stated

Sense of self = individual identity, yes that would be Knights

you're batting .250

Says you?  You havent thrown a strike yet.  With your vast AH experience or your BBS experience?  Can you beat him?  In what plane?  Please list them and then id be happy to arrange a meeting if youd like. 

My point is simple:  At the level of skill that he and about 20 other people exhibit, scoring is about all they've got left to achieve bro.  When you get to that level, gimme a call and ill make sure and defend you too, mmmkay?  Until then, you both are just critics for the sake of hearing yourselves type, lol
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 25, 2013, 03:23:17 PM
I've never quite understood the amount of effort some put into defending someone they claim doesn't require such.  :huh
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 25, 2013, 03:43:54 PM
I've never quite understood the amount of effort some put into defending someone they claim doesn't require such.  :huh

We're definitely on the same page here.  I was just trying to understand why some people put so much effort into making themselves relevant when they're not.  Isn't that curious?  :bhead
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Zacherof on July 25, 2013, 03:49:54 PM
I'm relevant :old:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 25, 2013, 03:55:57 PM
We're definitely on the same page here.  I was just trying to understand why some people put so much effort into making themselves relevant when they're not.  Isn't that curious?  :bhead

Without context and accuracy of description, not-so-much. Possibly not with both added, as well. *ShruG*  :D
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 25, 2013, 04:09:34 PM
I've never quite understood the amount of effort some put into defending someone they claim doesn't require such.  :huh

Yes, I understand your quandary
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 25, 2013, 04:23:25 PM
Yes, I understand your quandary

It's not a dilemma nor am I attempting to solve it. It is a curiosity, however, each time I witness it happening.  ;)

Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: bustr on July 25, 2013, 04:34:03 PM
At least it's subtle but, still old men subtly sparing over "my ding dong is bigger than your ding dong" redux 1 millionth time ad nauseum. Turns this whole thing into a hate session by an unfulfilled  grievance monger rather than it's original self chastising Monty Pythonesque humor. Seems the hallmark of this forum far and wide is the dearth of unfulfilled hate mongers stuck on their ding dongs. Not it's humor or community.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 25, 2013, 04:38:32 PM
(http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_003/post_13/398581_5798741_lz.jpg)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: JimmyC on July 25, 2013, 04:39:04 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff274/lowerbrook/and_now_its_time_for_something_completely_different_zps36789854.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/lowerbrook/media/and_now_its_time_for_something_completely_different_zps36789854.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Aspen on July 25, 2013, 05:08:33 PM
*Note to self:  Add names of nonKnit, Knit bashers in this thread to list of players to rocket vulch.*
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 25, 2013, 05:16:10 PM
Says you?  You havent thrown a strike yet.  With your vast AH experience or your BBS experience?  Can you beat him?  In what plane?  Please list them and then id be happy to arrange a meeting if youd like. 

My point is simple:  At the level of skill that he and about 20 other people exhibit, scoring is about all they've got left to achieve bro.  When you get to that level, gimme a call and ill make sure and defend you too, mmmkay?  Until then, you both are just critics for the sake of hearing yourselves type, lol


mmmkay, level of skill in a game...lmao. So at the end of the day what have you for your awesome skillz? Does it pay the bills? Skill at what too? Quantify it for me. Any real world/life translation for your unimaginable awesomeness at cartoons? ...Off to put real duckets in pocket, see you soon.  :bolt:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: The Fugitive on July 25, 2013, 07:40:37 PM

mmmkay, level of skill in a game...lmao. So at the end of the day what have you for your awesome skillz? Does it pay the bills? Skill at what too? Quantify it for me. Any real world/life translation for your unimaginable awesomeness at cartoons? ...Off to put real duckets in pocket, see you soon.  :bolt:


So your saying you don't want to be good at a game your playing? Your ok with just sucking all the time? If your into just throwing money away you can throw it my way as you seem to not to even try to get good at a game your throwing $15 a month at.  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 25, 2013, 07:49:40 PM
Commie.  :D

5
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: ScottyK on July 25, 2013, 08:16:40 PM

So your saying you don't want to be good at a game your playing? Your ok with just sucking all the time? If your into just throwing money away you can throw it my way as you seem to not to even try to get good at a game your throwing $15 a month at.  :rolleyes:







  I suck at this game, ive slowly improved over the 3yrs ive been playing, still pay 15$ a month, what does that make me?  I read all the chest thumping crap on the BBS and on 200 and think what will all people who think their crap dont stink will do once AH is gone, who are they gonna try to impress. 

  I play this game to re live a bit history that to me is being forgotten.

  I use to whine complain about hordes, HO's etc… then i realized i cant control how others play, i can only control how i play.     
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 25, 2013, 08:19:15 PM

I suck at this game, ive slowly improved over the 3yrs ive been playing, still pay 15$ a month, what does that make me?  I read all the chest thumping crap on the BBS and on 200 and think what will all people who think their crap dont stink will do once AH is gone, who are they gonna try to impress. 

I play this game to re live a bit history that to me is being forgotten.

I use to whine complain about hordes, HO's etc… then i realized i cant control how others play, i can only control how i play.     

You, sir, have earned my admiration and appreciation.  :)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: ScottyK on July 25, 2013, 08:22:28 PM
4yrs ive been playing, evidently i suck at math too.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: xbrit on July 25, 2013, 10:14:48 PM
4yrs ive been playing, evidently i suck at math too.
And you like Newcastle !!
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: ScottyK on July 25, 2013, 11:15:47 PM
 :neener:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 26, 2013, 08:11:11 AM

...as you seem to not to even try to get good at a game your throwing $15 a month at.  :rolleyes:



You say this based off of what? I'd say if you look me up from tour to tour, there is a very steady progression. I've been here 10 months...

Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 26, 2013, 08:31:09 AM
With the amount of players that are typically used to take a single base. These missions if properly planned and executed you should be able to take  2 or 3 simultaneously. Yet often these missions fail to capture even 1 unless its completely undefended.

And all countries do it. Not just the nits
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: icepac on July 26, 2013, 11:00:29 AM
It's like watching that video of 7 cops trying with great difficulty to restrain a suspect who is unconscious.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 26, 2013, 11:12:56 AM
It's like watching that video of 7 cops trying with great difficulty to restrain a suspect who is unconscious.
:lol

I logged on for an hour last night and watched 2 full dar bars (I repeat) TWO FULL DAR BARS of Knights at V84 unable to capture it.



How many Knights does it take to capture a base?..........I'll have to get back to you on that.   
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 26, 2013, 11:22:28 AM

mmmkay, level of skill in a game...lmao. So at the end of the day what have you for your awesome skillz? Does it pay the bills? Skill at what too? Quantify it for me. Any real world/life translation for your unimaginable awesomeness at cartoons? ...Off to put real duckets in pocket, see you soon.  :bolt:

The battle cry of the skill challenged.  You were ridiculing in-game antics so I kept it in game.  Now that you've been out maneuvered in the argument, you take it out of the game to RL.

If it matters so little to you, why the hell did you open your mouth in the first place?  Seems to me you'd have been better off sitting on the sidelines and watching the game.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: BluBerry on July 26, 2013, 11:23:01 AM
:lol

I logged on for an hour last night and watched 2 full dar bars (I repeat) TWO FULL DAR BARS of Knights at V84 unable to capture it.



How many Knights does it take to capture a base?..........I'll have to get back to you on that.   

You can't really say "unable to capture it" when probably about 95% of the "TWO FULL DAR BARS" just came to furball and couldn't be bothered with base taking.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 26, 2013, 11:25:20 AM
You can't really say "unable to capture it" when probably about 95% of the "TWO FULL DAR BARS" just came to furball and couldn't be bothered with base taking.

My point earlier
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 26, 2013, 12:00:11 PM
The battle cry of the skill challenged.  You were ridiculing in-game antics so I kept it in game.  Now that you've been out maneuvered in the argument, you take it out of the game to RL.

If it matters so little to you, why the hell did you open your mouth in the first place?  Seems to me you'd have been better off sitting on the sidelines and watching the game.

Skill challenged??? What with a piece of plastic and some wires? You're way too funny, and way too serious. Out maneuvered how, where? And yes for all of YOU who attach your ego to a game, there's a big world out there, maybe you should open up to it. You'll find your ego in a video game doesn't impress anyone anywhere else.

With that I'm off to use my time more wisely than watch a game from the sidelines, and volunteer at our local Veterans Admin/Hospital. Twice a week for me, and it's a rewarding experience every time.

Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 26, 2013, 12:04:14 PM
You can't really say "unable to capture it" when probably about 95% of the "TWO FULL DAR BARS" just came to furball and couldn't be bothered with base taking.
but dont ya need some red dar to furball with?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Lusche on July 26, 2013, 12:06:15 PM
but dont ya need some red dar to furball with?  :headscratch:

Nits can furball all by themselves!  :old:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: BluBerry on July 26, 2013, 12:30:27 PM
With that I'm off to use my time more wisely than watch a game from the sidelines, and volunteer at our local Veterans Admin/Hospital. Twice a week for me, and it's a rewarding experience every time.

 :salute
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Changeup on July 26, 2013, 12:39:38 PM
Skill challenged??? What with a piece of plastic and some wires? You're way too funny, and way too serious. Out maneuvered how, where? And yes for all of YOU who attach your ego to a game, there's a big world out there, maybe you should open up to it. You'll find your ego in a video game doesn't impress anyone anywhere else.

With that I'm off to use my time more wisely than watch a game from the sidelines, and volunteer at our local Veterans Admin/Hospital. Twice a week for me, and it's a rewarding experience every time.



Same battle cry sir.  Argue about the game, keep it in game.  RL has nothing to do with your prior statement yet you go there.  I can't make it any more plain for ya.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: dedalos on July 26, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
:lol

I logged on for an hour last night and watched 2 full dar bars (I repeat) TWO FULL DAR BARS of Knights at V84 unable to capture it.



How many Knights does it take to capture a base?..........I'll have to get back to you on that.   

I am not sure.  How many darbars were there again?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: icepac on July 26, 2013, 03:31:01 PM
Not really concerned with the furballers until they buzz your hidden M3 or C47 at 50 feet multiple times to get the enemy plane off thier six.

The best thing to do when you see huge dar bars and you want to take a base is to go somewhere else.......unless you are like me and capture bases because of thier strategic importance such as a 3.7k field elevation or a prime location to spawn tanks for enemy strats.
 
If you happen to want a base where there is a huge furball, the huge population there is both a benefit and a detriment to your capture attempt.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: aztec on July 26, 2013, 04:14:46 PM
Nits can furball all by themselves!  :old:

When I furball alone.....  I prefer to be by myself.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: uptown on July 26, 2013, 04:19:00 PM
I am not sure.  How many darbars were there again?
Two.....2 full dar bars. That comes out to 7.3 nits per hanger.  :uhoh
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Kingpin on July 26, 2013, 04:21:02 PM

How many Knights does it take to capture a base?..........I'll have to get back to you on that.  



Excerpt from "An Adventure in Nitland."

(Range Channel)

Knit Base Taker (KBT): "I'm in an M3 by town. Just need it deacked."

Rest of Knits (RoK): "Just one ack left on field." "Got it!" "Field deacked!"

KBT: "Town is white-flagged.  Just two acks up."

RoK: "Upper runway!" "Hahaha, I rocket vulched him!"

KBT: "I have an M3 in town. Town is popping, though."

RoK: "Upper in hanger!" "Got him!" "Dang, another assist."

KBT: "We have two full dar bars here, did anyone bring bombs?"

RoK: [Silence]

KBT: "Town flag is red now."

RoK: "Two Yaks and a Spit up." "I'm in!" "I'm in!" "Mine!" "I'm in!"

KBT: "Ack got my M3. Going Rook. Cya."

 :)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: The Fugitive on July 26, 2013, 06:29:58 PM
You say this based off of what? I'd say if you look me up from tour to tour, there is a very steady progression. I've been here 10 months...



I based it off what you posted. You were ridiculing players for trying to be good at the game. If your NOT trying to be good, or get better it just seems to me that your wasting your time and money. Most people try to do well at what ever they do. I don't think anyone should be ridiculed for that.

While I don't have time to volunteer at our local Veterans Admin/Hospital I certainly wouldn't ridicule you for doing so.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Arlo on July 26, 2013, 08:04:44 PM
I based it off what you posted. You were ridiculing players for trying to be good at the game. If your NOT trying to be good, or get better it just seems to me that your wasting your time and money. Most people try to do well at what ever they do. I don't think anyone should be ridiculed for that.

While I don't have time to volunteer at our local Veterans Admin/Hospital I certainly wouldn't ridicule you for doing so.

You have to go back further to get the full context of what's being discussed:

Coordination gets in the way of their scoretard, altfairy, basevulching, gangtard, sense of self.  Hence the Muppets went Rook.

Isn't Fester a Muppet?
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 27, 2013, 03:24:34 AM
Same battle cry sir.  Argue about the game, keep it in game.  RL has nothing to do with your prior statement yet you go there.  I can't make it any more plain for ya.

My prior statement about what exactly? Did you not notice the part where I said Knights have sense of self/individuality? My prior statement was about the game. You brought in the other issue. You're attempt to belittle me because Fester is a top 20 player in the game, therefore HE GETS A PASS is better than laughable, it's hilarious. So being good at this game means one can be a total DH,  hmmm entitled background much? One has almost zero to do with the other, and that's your defense??? And then you say that braggart Bogarts in this game are  not to be ridiculed or targeted for their outlandishness. I say quite the contrary. As Bustr has said many times, but apparently your thick skull doensn't get, I'll put it plainer for you; being self-impressed is all the impressing you're getting done with ridicule. Your saying I was out maneuvered to your reply/response was: Fester is better than me. What's quite hilarious is that is obviously not the case, ppl in my eyes are better for having integrity, morals, and honor. Period. Oh and yeah Period.


I will attempt to let you have the last word. Up until this point my interaction with you has been fairly amicable I thought. I've got no personal beef with you, but if you condone the points I've argued against, I guess we just don't see eye to eye.


Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: RotBaron on July 27, 2013, 03:38:33 AM
I based it off what you posted. You were ridiculing players for trying to be good at the game. If your NOT trying to be good, or get better it just seems to me that your wasting your time and money. Most people try to do well at what ever they do. I don't think anyone should be ridiculed for that.

While I don't have time to volunteer at our local Veterans Admin/Hospital I certainly wouldn't ridicule you for doing so.

I think you've taken what I mean to say in the wrong way. To be more precise; I don't have any problems with anyone trying to be good at a game, or much less anything they aspire to do; as long as it isn't evil. What I do think is childish, stupid, a waste of time, and goes on a lot around here is what Bustr has stated numerous times: the whole my dog, my dad, my plane...will beat you/your yada yada. Additionally, the ego that gets attached to it, and the (silent) condoning of ridicule of lesser skilled players is rampant in the text buffers. How often are we losing new members or even older players to being told to go play with their barbies and the other crap rhetoric that serves to inflate one person's ego and belittle another's.

The inference and easily assumed interpretation from a lot of what has been directed at me (lately it seems) is that players with great skill at AH can act however they want and we should all bow and accept. While the less skilled should take the mocking of them silently and at no point shall we highlight their artificially inflated egos, not to mention point out that this stuff does not fly in the real world.

Not sure why anyone would criticize my volunteering at the VA.

 :salute

Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: SirNuke on July 27, 2013, 05:51:43 AM
I lost track of what was the thread about  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: shoresroad on July 27, 2013, 06:10:03 AM

Excerpt from "An Adventure in Nitland."

(Range Channel)

Knit Base Taker (KBT): "I'm in an M3 by town. Just need it deacked."

Rest of Knits (RoK): "Just one ack left on field." "Got it!" "Field deacked!"

KBT: "Town is white-flagged.  Just two acks up."

RoK: "Upper runway!" "Hahaha, I rocket vulched him!"

KBT: "I have an M3 in town. Town is popping, though."

RoK: "Upper in hanger!" "Got him!" "Dang, another assist."

KBT: "We have two full dar bars here, did anyone bring bombs?"

RoK: [Silence]

KBT: "Town flag is red now."

RoK: "Two Yaks and a Spit up." "I'm in!" "I'm in!" "Mine!" "I'm in!"

KBT: "Ack got my M3. Going Rook. Cya."

 :)


 :rofl     :rofl     :rofl

But in defense of Nit philosophy, successful completion of a base capture attempt just ruins a good fight :)
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: Max on July 27, 2013, 07:29:13 AM

Excerpt from "An Adventure in Nitland."

(Range Channel)

Knit Base Taker (KBT): "I'm in an M3 by town. Just need it deacked."

Rest of Knits (RoK): "Just one ack left on field." "Got it!" "Field deacked!"

KBT: "Town is white-flagged.  Just two acks up."

RoK: "Upper runway!" "Hahaha, I rocket vulched him!"

KBT: "I have an M3 in town. Town is popping, though."

RoK: "Upper in hanger!" "Got him!" "Dang, another assist."

KBT: "We have two full dar bars here, did anyone bring bombs?"

RoK: [Silence]

KBT: "Town flag is red now."

RoK: "Two Yaks and a Spit up." "I'm in!" "I'm in!" "Mine!" "I'm in!"

KBT: "Ack got my M3. Going _______. Cya."

 :)


I recall a similar conversation on Bish channel, a time or two.  :devil
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: The Fugitive on July 27, 2013, 10:05:55 AM
I think you've taken what I mean to say in the wrong way. To be more precise; I don't have any problems with anyone trying to be good at a game, or much less anything they aspire to do; as long as it isn't evil. What I do think is childish, stupid, a waste of time, and goes on a lot around here is what Bustr has stated numerous times: the whole my dog, my dad, my plane...will beat you/your yada yada. Additionally, the ego that gets attached to it, and the (silent) condoning of ridicule of lesser skilled players is rampant in the text buffers. How often are we losing new members or even older players to being told to go play with their barbies and the other crap rhetoric that serves to inflate one person's ego and belittle another's.

The inference and easily assumed interpretation from a lot of what has been directed at me (lately it seems) is that players with great skill at AH can act however they want and we should all bow and accept. While the less skilled should take the mocking of them silently and at no point shall we highlight their artificially inflated egos, not to mention point out that this stuff does not fly in the real world.

Not sure why anyone would criticize my volunteering at the VA.

 :salute




I agree it has gotten out of hand in the game. There has always been "smack talk" in any type of competition. I don't think anyone should get a free pass for stepping over the line, but the smack talk is part of this game as it is in any game. Bragging about how good you are at this game is part of that.

You would think with the number of grown men we have playing that it could be easily controllable, but I fear that they are worst than the kids more often than not.
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: deadstikmac on July 27, 2013, 10:23:37 AM
You would think with the number of grown men we have playing that it could be easily controllable, but I fear that they are worst than the kids more often than not.

Hey..... I resemble that remark!  :furious
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 28, 2013, 12:59:39 PM
Not really concerned with the furballers until they buzz your hidden M3 or C47 at 50 feet multiple times to get the enemy plane off thier six.



If its got a red icon attached to it. It needs to die
Title: Re: Nitville rant thread
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 28, 2013, 01:03:39 PM
:rofl     :rofl     :rofl

But in defense of Nit philosophy, successful completion of a base capture attempt just ruins a good fight :)

On the flip side is the all team mentality of field defense of being at 20K with a horde coming in at 15K and diving down en masse to chase like a school of fish and  gangbang the one low plane on the deck at 2K