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Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tac on February 02, 2008, 08:16:56 PM: Taken from another forum.. this one has potential for a lot of fun :)

Here's how it works.

You grant the wish of the person above you but grant it in such a way that it is more trouble then it's worth and you make your own wish.

Example

Person 1: I want a new gaming computer

Person 2: Wish granted, but it's the demented lovechild of HAL and SKYNET.

I wish I was genius

Person 3: Wish granted, but the knowledge drives you insane

Try to keep it funny

I wish for a P-61 Black Widow in AH2
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Post by: FBplmmr on February 02, 2008, 08:27:28 PM: I wish for a P-61 Black Widow in AH2

...wish granted but HiTech never brings back night and the planes is coaded to not fly during the hours of 7am and 7pm

I wish for a trip to explore Aztec and Mayan pyramids in Central and South America
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 02, 2008, 08:28:49 PM: Wish granted. But the curse of montezuma strikes you as you're leaving your house to get on the plane to mexico.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bronk on February 02, 2008, 08:30:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
Wish granted. But the curse of montezuma strikes you as you're leaving your house to get on the plane to mexico.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

Granted but you and 150,000,000 others do too.

I wish i didn't post this.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB73 on February 02, 2008, 08:31:55 PM: only Skuzzy can grant that one :D :lol
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Post by: Bronk on February 02, 2008, 08:32:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB73
only Skuzzy can grant that one :D :lol
:D ;)
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Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 08:40:30 PM: I wish i had a P38 with the speed of a Me262, turning ability of a zeke, and strength of an HQ , But no bomb bay doors.

:D
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Meatwad on February 02, 2008, 08:43:53 PM: Granted, but you have an unfortunate accident and can never play AH at all for the rest of your life.

I wish sausage would never be placed on pizza anymore.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 08:45:31 PM: wish # 4 we need the B-29 and the NOOOOK! lol
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 08:46:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Granted, but you have an unfortunate accident and can never play AH at all for the rest of your life.

I wish sausage would never be placed on pizza anymore.

Granted, but its replaced with anchovies.

I wish I actually liked my job.

I'm ignoring WWhiskeys post...
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Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 08:47:41 PM: LOL :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Major Biggles on February 02, 2008, 08:50:01 PM: wish granted treize. i find it disturbing to see someone enjoying their job as a serbian man's love slave though... but hey, keep flying that rainbow dude!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 02, 2008, 08:50:16 PM: wish granted. you now like your job.

of course, it's hard for you to admit publically that you are a nail beautician.

i wish i could have some chicken noodle soup.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 08:50:28 PM: you holes is too fast
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: FrodeMk3 on February 02, 2008, 08:50:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
wish # 4 we need the B-29 and the NOOOOK! lol

Granted!

However, It comes' with a 100,000 perk point cost.

I wish we had a WWI Arena and planeset in AH.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 08:52:43 PM: Granted, but when you die in the game, you die IRL.

Can't think of a new wish...
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 08:55:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Treize69
I wish I were a women

there ya go
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 08:55:34 PM: Quote
I wish I were a women

Granted, but you have to love Voss :Noid

I wish for a gun, so I can get revenge! :furious
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 08:56:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
there ya go

You kidding, I'd never leave the house.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 08:56:31 PM: gun goes bang whiite flag pops out
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Meatwad on February 02, 2008, 08:57:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wes14
I wish for a gun, so I can get revenge! :furious

Granted, but in Soviet Russia revenge gets you.

I wish I had a rubber duckie that goes squeak squeak
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 08:57:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Treize69
You kidding, I'd never leave the house.

I wish the image of that would get out of my head
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 08:58:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Granted, but in Soviet Russia revenge gets you.

I wish I had a rubber duckie that goes squeak squeak

Granted, but you are the rubber ducky.

I wish for a bus.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 08:59:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I wish the image of that would get out of my head

Granted- but so do all the GOOD images!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!1!!!ELEVEN!!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Meatwad on February 02, 2008, 08:59:50 PM: granted but its the short bus

I wish I had a 18 year old Geisha
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 09:01:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
granted but its the short bus

I wish I had a 18 year old Geisha

granted but equal rights just arived in japan your geisha is the first guy
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Post by: Meatwad on February 02, 2008, 09:01:47 PM: :cry :cry :cry :cry
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 09:02:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wes14
Granted, but you are the rubber ducky.

I wish for a bus.

wish granted... but its this bus

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c66X4wLIgjo

I wish I had bacon
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 02, 2008, 09:02:57 PM: granted. but she is 4 inches tall and smells terrible.

i wish i could have a date with scarlette.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 09:04:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted. but she is 4 inches tall and smells terrible.

i wish i could have a date with scarlette.

Granted- but its the Scarlett date from Robot Chicken. :t
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 09:04:51 PM: granted, but scarlette is now post- op and called scott
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 02, 2008, 09:05:36 PM: Quote
i wish i could have a date with scarlette.i wish i could have a date with scarlette.

Granted, but she's 84 years old by the time she finally accepts your proposals.

I wish for some decent beer tonight.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 09:06:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
Granted, but she's 84 years old by the time she finally accepts your proposals.

I wish for some decent beer tonight.

Granted, but its the last beer you will ever have.

I just want a decent pair of pants.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 09:06:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
wish granted... but its this bus

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c66X4wLIgjo

I wish I had bacon

Granted- but the bacon is rotten,

(on dial-up so cant clicky youtube links)

I wish a beehive would fall on zoozoo.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 02, 2008, 09:07:28 PM: granted.

but your definition of decent beer has been supplanted with that of the average street bum. and it's warm.

i wish i could take a good picture to post tomorrow.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Meatwad on February 02, 2008, 09:07:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wes14
Granted- but the bacon is rotten,

(on dial-up so cant clicky youtube links)

I wish a beehive would fall on zoozoo.

wish granted, happy ending :)
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 09:08:49 PM: I wish for DA n00k!!!!111!!!!pie!!!
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Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 09:10:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I wish for DA n00k!!!!111!!!!pie!!!

Granted then giant quotation mark falls on our head!!!!!!!!1:huh
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 09:10:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I wish for DA n00k!!!!111!!!!pie!!!

Granted- but it blows up in your B29.

I wish i was skuzzy for a day.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 09:11:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wes14
Granted- but it blows up in your B29.

I wish i was skuzzy for a day.

Granted then your keybaord stops working!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 09:13:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
Granted then your keybaord stops working!

Whats a keybaord? :D
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WWhiskey on February 02, 2008, 09:14:44 PM: oops!
wish i could spell!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 02, 2008, 09:16:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
oops!
wish i could spell!

Granted- But you loose grammar skills

I wish the patriots loose forever!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 02, 2008, 09:17:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
oops!
wish i could spell!

Garnted.
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Post by: Meatwad on February 02, 2008, 09:18:50 PM: Winrar
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 02, 2008, 09:24:09 PM: ^Losah
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Post by: AKIron on February 03, 2008, 12:55:15 AM: Looks like I get a free wish.

I wish my enemies well and my friends the best.
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Post by: DoNKeY on February 03, 2008, 01:50:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
Looks like I get a free wish.

I wish my enemies well and my friends the best.

Granted, but they are one and the same.

I wish J's didn't have tube rockets.

donkey
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 02:30:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DoNKeY
Granted, but they are one and the same.

I wish J's didn't have tube rockets.

donkey

Granted, but the J has been removed from the game

I wish that this thread didn't get dull so quickly
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Treize69 on February 03, 2008, 02:33:44 AM: Can't grant that one.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Serenity on February 03, 2008, 03:24:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Granted, but the J has been removed from the game

I wish that this thread didn't get dull so quickly

Wish granted, but a raven just flew in your window and clawed out your eyes.

I wish I had a REAL B-17F
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 03:36:20 AM: its a real b17-f, but it's gutted and sitting in the dessert with no prospects of getting parts.

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 03:37:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
its a real b17-f, but it's gutted and sitting in the dessert with no prospects of getting parts.

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.

what kind of wish is that, I always think of you as a weiner:D
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 03:40:43 AM: of corse you do gheywad.

:rolleyes:
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Post by: Elfie on February 03, 2008, 05:45:07 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
its a real b17-f, but it's gutted and sitting in the dessert with no prospects of getting parts.

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.

Granted, then a snot nosed kid drips snot on you while slowly eating away all your skin before munching on the center. :D

I wish for real, viable presidential candidates instead of political retards.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 05:46:48 AM: granted. but after two years the new president crowns themselves emperor and names their horse a senator.

i still wish for a date with scarlette.
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Post by: Coshy on February 03, 2008, 05:52:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted. but after two years the new president crowns themselves emperor and names their horse a senator.

i still wish for a date with scarlette.

Granted, but now you have the clap.

I wish I could live my life over with the knowledge I know now.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on February 03, 2008, 05:54:22 AM: Granted, but you are born to a poor family of low caste in the punjab.

I wish I had the power of JuJu
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 05:54:42 AM: granted, but it doesn't help. you are still retarded.

i wish i could get rid of this damn cold.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on February 03, 2008, 05:56:59 AM: Granted but you no longer have a sense of smell or taste.

I wish I never blew my army service.
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Post by: loser on February 03, 2008, 07:04:01 AM: Granted.

You are given a second chance but now the only openings are in the navy.

I wish we had the ability to squelch ranged vox.
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 07:09:17 AM: granted. but it only squelches non squeekers.

it cannot be reset.

i'd like to teach the world to sing.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: loser on February 03, 2008, 07:15:30 AM: Granted.

But the only song the world learns to sing is "Funkytown," and they sing non-stop.

I wish that Furball creates a weekly half hour cartoon show in the style of his crap .gif drawings.
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 07:32:08 AM: granted but he only changes one pixel per episode.

i wish i had a pet dragon.
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Post by: Rollins on February 03, 2008, 05:42:53 PM: Granted, but it's really horny and you two are all alone in that cave...:rofl

I wish I could get rid of this intestinal bug...
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Post by: vorticon on February 03, 2008, 06:25:28 PM: granted, its moved to your ears.

i wish the floor was clean.
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 06:25:55 PM: granted, but it is replaced by a nagging mother in law.

i wish i had some easy cheese.
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Post by: Meatwad on February 03, 2008, 06:28:12 PM: I though all cheese was easy
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 06:28:48 PM: quit braggin.

:cool:
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 03, 2008, 07:05:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
i wish i had some easy cheese.

granted, but it's fed to you by Humberto, who just got out of a 20-year jail stint, and has taken a liking to you.

I wish for a full day of total silence.
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 07:10:45 PM: granted, but you can't hear it above the sounds of the pots and pans band in the kitchen.

i wish tom petty halftime would end.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 07:15:43 PM: granted, but know every voice and sound you hear, sounds like tom petty

I wish pigs could fly
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 03, 2008, 07:15:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
i wish tom petty halftime would end.

Granted, but your internet is now looping Tom Petty on youtube, and runs in the background of everything that you do online.

Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I wish pigs could fly

Granted, but they're armed, and now shoot you down every time you up from any field.

I wish for my boss to hire an assistant for me.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 07:19:19 PM: granted. but it's cbass.

i wish i had xray vision.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 03, 2008, 07:24:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
i wish i had xray vision.

Granted, but you are no longer disillusioned when someone tells you "she's just big-boned."

I wish for someone to come do my dishes & laundry for me so I don't have to skip squad night.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 03, 2008, 07:40:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
I wish for someone to come do my dishes & laundry for me so I don't have to skip squad night.

Granted, but the computer broke

I have no wish for I am a diety
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 07:47:32 PM: granted, but they do a terrible job and you end up having to do them again later.

i wish i could get the temperature in the house, "just right".
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Post by: Chairboy on February 03, 2008, 07:51:36 PM: Granted, the temperature is "just right" now, but it's because it's submerged in the Mediterranean.

I wish there were better commercials this year in the Super Bowel.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 07:53:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Granted, the temperature is "just right" now, but it's because it's submerged in the Mediterranean.

I wish there were better commercials this year in the Super Bowel.

granted, but the super "bowl" commercials still stink

I wish we could all get along
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 03, 2008, 07:55:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
I wish there were better commercials this year in the Super Bowl.

Granted, but you've just been warped back to 1982 and are now wearing red parachute pants while you watch the great commercials.

I wish for concert tickets to a great band next month.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Chairboy on February 03, 2008, 07:55:12 PM: Granted, but the lead singer steals your wife/girlfriend and humiliates you onstage.

I wish my girlfriend was hot like Bea.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 07:57:34 PM: granted, But I'm Bea.

I wish The Giants would hurry up and score and win.
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Post by: Spikes on February 03, 2008, 07:59:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
granted, But I'm Bea.

I wish The Giants would hurry up and score and win.

granted, but it will be a close game.

I wish Giants would get their Defense going.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 08:00:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
granted, But I'm Bea.

I wish The Giants would hurry up and score and win.

granted, but you are still living with your mother.

i wish the illegals living across the street would go away.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 08:01:39 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted, but you are still living with your mother.

i wish the illegals living across the street would go away.

I do live with my mother....
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Post by: JB88 on February 03, 2008, 08:02:37 PM: we know.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 03, 2008, 08:11:06 PM: meanie:cry
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on February 03, 2008, 08:32:27 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted, but you are still living with your mother.

i wish the illegals living across the street would go away.

Granted, but the local chapter of the Hells Angels move in.

I wish I could have longer lunches with my family.
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Post by: Wes14 on February 03, 2008, 08:50:50 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
Granted, but the local chapter of the Hells Angels move in.

I wish I could have longer lunches with my family.

Granted, but the lunches have chilli, which causes stinky farts. :noid

I wish for nothing
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Post by: SD67 on February 03, 2008, 08:56:04 PM: That's all good, We'll do chilli all the time and have farting contests.

Granted, but your nothing is in the middle of something nasty.

I wish I had more orange drink
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Wes14 on February 03, 2008, 09:07:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
That's all good, We'll do chilli all the time and have farting contests.

Granted, but your nothing is in the middle of something nasty.

I wish I had more orange drink

Granted, but that isn't orange juice.

And I wish to give my wish's bad luck to the next poster.
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Post by: WWhiskey on February 03, 2008, 09:26:53 PM: Granted but nothing never come's!
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Post by: texasmom on February 04, 2008, 01:23:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Granted, but the lead singer steals your wife/girlfriend and humiliates you onstage.

Hey, that was MY wish ~ not some guy's wish! LOL ~ ew!
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Post by: Raptor on February 04, 2008, 02:01:25 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Wes14
Granted, but that isn't orange juice.

And I wish to give my wish's bad luck to the next poster.

Granted, but that bad luck reveals itself when that person wishes the political candidate you support would win.

I wish I were more productive with my time.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tac on February 04, 2008, 02:07:42 AM: granted. but by the time you became productive you ran out of time.

I wish Richard Simmons was elected president.
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Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 02:15:40 AM: granted, buy he is just the president of your fan club.

i wish i could live longer.
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Post by: clerick on February 04, 2008, 02:18:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Tac
granted. but by the time you became productive you ran out of time.

I wish Richard Simmons was elected president.

Granted. But shortly after selecting his cabinet from the fat ladies in his "sweatin' to the oldies" videos he declares martial law and suspends elections indefinitely.

I wish i had more wishes.
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Post by: SD67 on February 04, 2008, 03:01:10 AM: Granted but they come with a 400lb dominatrix genie with a Luftwaffe leather fetish and Indiana Jones' whip.

I wish our 20 month old Daughter didn't know how to use a screwdriver :lol
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Post by: clerick on February 04, 2008, 03:08:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
I wish our 20 month old Daughter didn't know how to use a screwdriver :lol

Granted. But now you have no use for all that vodka and OJ.

I wish that i wasn't so dang l337!
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Post by: SD67 on February 04, 2008, 03:14:04 AM: Granted, you are now a 70 year old ex English teacher with cataracts and chronic incontinence.

I wish I had a 147cm Plasma screen TV
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Post by: Coshy on February 04, 2008, 06:25:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
Granted, you are now a 70 year old ex English teacher with cataracts and chronic incontinence.

I wish I had a 147cm Plasma screen TV

Granted, but the cable is out .... FOREVER!

I wish I had a new car
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Post by: Elfie on February 04, 2008, 10:36:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Coshy
Granted, but the cable is out .... FOREVER!

I wish I had a new car

Granted, but it gets carjacked the next day.

I wish my 4 yr old could shut up for just 5 minutes......
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Post by: texasmom on February 04, 2008, 10:40:59 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Elfie
I wish my 4 yr old could shut up for just 5 minutes......

Granted, but the benadryl is only good for a 2 hour nap, and you're back to the noise in just another few minutes.

I wish it was the end of the day already.
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Post by: WWhiskey on February 04, 2008, 10:53:41 AM: Granted but you live in AcesHigh and the sun also rises
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Post by: texasmom on February 04, 2008, 11:08:52 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
Granted but you live in AcesHigh and the sun also rises

Isn't that the pathetic truth. Post a wish WW.
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Post by: Chairboy on February 04, 2008, 11:21:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
Post a wish WW.
Granted, he posts a wish, but it's boring. ;)

I wish the stars at night weren't so big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.
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Post by: texasmom on February 04, 2008, 11:23:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
I wish the stars at night weren't so big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.

Granted, it's going to storm all evening and into the morning.

I wish for a pedicure/foot massage chair to be waiting for me when I get home.
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Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 12:12:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
I wish for a pedicure/foot massage chair to be waiting for me when I get home.

Granted, You find yer prostetic legs cleaned and bundled on the front porch chair.....vibrating.

I wish Hillary would just Shut up!
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Post by: Wingnutt on February 04, 2008, 12:18:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Granted, You find yer prostetic legs cleaned and bundled on the front porch chair.....vibrating.

I wish Hillary would just Shut up!

Wish granted, but the pressure builds up and her head explodes, but there is no brain inside, only candy, candy rains down on all around. huge propaganda coup and Bill Clinton becomes next president

Oh yea, I wish I could eat taco bell without getting chronic gas and farts that smell so bad they could probably cause cancer.
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Post by: Tac on February 04, 2008, 12:23:49 PM: granted. Mexico declares you their national symbol & the INS deports your sorry ass.

I wish I could eat sashimi all day for free.
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Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 12:24:29 PM: granted, but this doesn't help anyone else but you on the long bus journey that you take across country which only stops at taco bell along the way. you discover that the windows do not open.

i wish combat tour would be released in two weeks.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 12:30:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88

i wish combat tour would be released in two weeks.

Granted, As promised Combat Tour is released on Dec 22, 2012... The World ended the Day before.

I wish I was smarter than JB88 in granting wishes.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: vorticon on February 04, 2008, 12:38:35 PM: granted. but the thread gets locked.

i wish i had a monkey.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 12:40:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon

i wish i had a monkey.

Granted. Followed by a massive anal cramp you give life to a monkey named Bubbles and you both reside in Never Neverland.

I wish I had Kung Fu grip.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: kamilyun on February 04, 2008, 12:52:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. Followed by a massive anal cramp you give life to a monkey named Bubbles and you both reside in Never Neverland.

I wish I had Kung Fu grip.

Granted. You apply it to your man-handle cutting off the circulation. The reconstructive surgery is unsuccessful, and you are forever unable to pee standing up.

I wish I had $100 for every wish in this thread.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AKIron on February 04, 2008, 12:54:07 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kamilyun
Granted. You apply it to your man-handle cutting off the circulation. The reconstructive surgery is unsuccessful, and you are forever unable to pee standing up.

I wish I had $100 for every wish in this thread.

Granted but the tax on it is $200

I wish you would all tell more silly wishes.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: kamilyun on February 04, 2008, 12:59:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
Granted but the tax on it is $200

I wish you would all tell more silly wishes.

Granted. JB88 whispers a silly little wish in your ear involving you, him, vorticon and vorticon's pet monkey. You become physically ill and all future bedroom 'encounters' conjure up the memory of that silly wish.

I wish I was in one of those Corona commercials on the beach of some tropical island.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 01:08:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kamilyun
I wish I was in one of those Corona commercials on the beach of some tropical island.

Granted. You open your eyes to find that you and Vanscrew are on a Mexican Beach passionately sharing the same Lime wedge and he hands you another Corona. "Drink Responsively".

I wish I understood the lyrics to Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 01:14:52 PM: granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.

i wish for kamiyun to stop PMing me gay porn.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 01:16:21 PM: granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.

:rofl

Now that really screwed my head up. :huh
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AKIron on February 04, 2008, 01:17:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.

i wish for kamiyun to stop PMing me gay porn.

Granted but you then become very bored and sad.

I wish for world peace and more maps for everyone.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 01:20:38 PM: granted but it's a world of peace where only kamilyun and his gay porn are around. he draws little fallici all over the maps.

i wish iron would stop telling people that tucking it in makes him look pretty.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AKIron on February 04, 2008, 01:25:12 PM: Granted but now the only "woman" left for JB88 is Buffalo Bill

I wish I was Hanibal Lecter
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 01:27:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKIron

I wish I was Hanibal Lecter

Granted. You are now surrounded by the band "The Village People".

I wish I had a better golf swing.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 01:41:21 PM: granted. you can now shoot 13 on a par three. much progress. keep up the good work.

i wish scarlette johanson would stop calling me her little sex monkey...i prefer sex toy.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 01:50:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
i wish scarlette johanson would stop calling me her little sex monkey...i prefer sex toy.

Granted. scarlette johanson sends you what you prefer...sex toys with degrading notes attached. No return address.

I wish for a long life.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 01:59:51 PM: granted. but it's measured in battery time.

i wish i'd never left that girl.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AKIron on February 04, 2008, 01:59:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. scarlette johanson sends you what you prefer...sex toys with degrading notes attached. No return address.

I wish for a long life.

granted.

granted.

dangit, too slow again
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: kamilyun on February 04, 2008, 02:53:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
i wish i'd never left that girl.

Granted. You didn't...but she's a he now.

I wish I'd stop with the gay innuendo.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 03:08:38 PM: granted. (calling skuzzy)

i wish mac could add a few more articles of clothing when he comes to the o'club...

(http://a995.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/60/l_e97cf1042dbccfe415d93cd8f8f1c792.jpg)
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tac on February 04, 2008, 03:10:15 PM: granted. He wears sandals AND eyeglasses now (nothing else)

I wish skuzzy participated in this thread
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 03:16:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Tac
I wish skuzzy participated in this thread

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee225/AWMac/clever.jpg)
Granted.

I wish I didn't wear socks with sandals.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 03:20:23 PM: granted. fishnets and sandals.

i wish i wouldn't have gone there.

:(
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 03:23:01 PM: Granted. As ugly as that may seem... Let the images burn a hole in yer mind.

I wish I could be rid of those images.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: trax1 on February 04, 2008, 03:25:02 PM: Granted, now all you can imagine is naked men

I wish I had a 67 GT 500
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 03:34:53 PM: (http://customfastbackca.com/car%20wrecked%20LL.jpg)
Granted. You spend the rest of your life pushing a Ford.

I wish I found this earlier.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 03:41:06 PM: you did. you're just so old you can't remember.

wish we could, just one more time...one more time repeat.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 04, 2008, 03:44:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
I wish for my boss to hire an assistant for me.

woot! out of the blue my boss did say today he's considering hiring a secretary! woot! woot! :aok :D

I don't have any other wishes :)
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 03:46:52 PM: Rosie O'Donnel shows up at work tomorrow wrapped in butter as a new hire secretary... whistling the "Yellow Rose of Texas."

I wish I could see TxMoms face then.

*Congrats Mom.*

Parkay.....Butter....
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Hawk78th on February 04, 2008, 03:56:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
wish I could see TxMoms face then.

hmmmm OK granted... but she doesn't Notice YOU are the Twinky left to dry up & get stale.!

I wish I had forgotten how to forget.... errrrr.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 04:32:29 PM: granted. though you don't really appreciate it, because you've already forgot.

i hope she sends a smile.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 04, 2008, 04:39:57 PM: LMAO reminds me of an old joke "Butter Face"...

I wish I had a better thoughtful mind.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 04:43:03 PM: granted....and you and rosie have some great conversations.

wish? some of that O face.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Hawk78th on February 04, 2008, 06:49:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted. though you don't really appreciate it, because you've already forgot.

i hope she sends a smile.

MUCHO granted... Even with that Single Tooth she has.

I hoping that she's heavy too... :confused:
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 04, 2008, 07:28:50 PM: top heavy!!! thank you!!!

sure wish she would dress up in that wonderwoman costume again... roooowwwwwwwrrrrr....
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AKIron on February 04, 2008, 07:29:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
top heavy!!! thank you!!!

sure wish she would dress up in that wonderwoman costume again... roooowwwwwwwrrrrr....

Granted.

and you become her new sidekick, Handyman.

Forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Meatwad on February 04, 2008, 11:30:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
Granted.

and you become her new sidekick, Handyman.

Forgot to make a wish.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.

Granted, and you are sued because they claim the coke you bought them has made them fat lazy obese slobs that live off of welfare and have no intention of getting off their fat 500lb cow butt and make themselves useful in society (even thought they were fat obese cows to begin with)

I wish I wish I had a fish to love and pet and name him George.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: superpug1 on February 04, 2008, 11:39:06 PM: Granted, my friend. Only while george does let you pet him, he wears the pants in the relationship. for you see in the fishy world there is a thread like this one, and he wished for a human as a bondage pet that would love no matter what he did.:O

Edit Tx mom beat me lol. sooo

Granted. only your house becomes infested with rats...they eat monitors...

I wish I had a 2009 Camaro.:aok
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: kamilyun on February 04, 2008, 11:43:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by superpug1
I wish I had a 2009 Camaro.:aok

Granted. Your 2009 Camaro Mullet (http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/01/02camaromullet.html) is a superb specimen, the envy of NASCAR fans everywhere.

I wish I had a Jessica Alba to love and pet.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 04, 2008, 11:48:17 PM: :D I deleted mine pug to not interfere with your wish granting :D Sorry!

Quote
Originally posted by kamilyun
I wish I had a Jessica Alba to love and pet.

Granted, but it's a Jessica Barbie ~ and she's 6 months prego.

I wish for ... a good book
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Cypher on February 04, 2008, 11:54:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
:D I deleted mine pug to not interfere with your wish granting :D Sorry!

Granted, but it's a Jessica Barbie ~ and she's 6 months prego.

I wish for ... a good book

Granted, but it's written in Finnish.

I wish i had a motortcycle.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MORAY37 on February 05, 2008, 12:28:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Cypher
Granted, but it's written in Finnish.

I wish i had a motortcycle.

Granted, but your riding instructor is Ben Roethlisberger.

I wish I had a time travel machine.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 05, 2008, 12:30:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by MORAY37
Granted, but your riding instructor is Ben Roethlisberger.

I wish I had a time travel machine.

Granted, but the only day it travels to is the day the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

I wish I had more milk
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MORAY37 on February 05, 2008, 12:32:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Granted, but the only day it travels to is the day the asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs

I wish I had more milk

Granted... but, dude... you had that white stuff on your lip before i granted that wish.....

I wish sharks had laser beams on their freakin heads.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 05, 2008, 12:37:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by MORAY37
Granted... but, dude... you had that white stuff on your lip before i granted that wish.....

I wish sharks had laser beams on their freakin heads.

It was vanilla!

Granted, but you are in the water with them, and they are hungry....

I wish Hillary Clinton was abducted by aliens (from another planet, not Mexico)
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on February 05, 2008, 12:40:12 AM: Granted, but the wish was retroactive, the Billiary we have now is the one they sent back.

I wish that Mulligatawny Soup was still on the shelves.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MORAY37 on February 05, 2008, 12:42:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
It was vanilla!

Granted, but you are in the water with them, and they are hungry....

I wish Hillary Clinton was abducted by aliens (from another planet, not Mexico)

Granted... but they need a male for the sex/ breeding experiment and pick you....

I wish Dick Cheney went hunting with Dick Cheney.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 05, 2008, 12:47:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
Granted, but the wish was retroactive, the Billiary we have now is the one they sent back.

I wish that Mulligatawny Soup was still on the shelves.

Granted, but you have to get it from "The Soup Nazi"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpjCn_2H6kE = explaination of "soup Nazi" for non-seinfeld fans

I wish I had another arm
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: trax1 on February 05, 2008, 01:25:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
Granted, but you have to get it from "The Soup Nazi"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpjCn_2H6kE = explaination of "soup Nazi" for non-seinfeld fans

I wish I had another arm
Granted, now you have a 3rd arm instead of a noodle.

I wish I had uber cartoon plane skillz.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Coshy on February 05, 2008, 05:38:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by trax1
Granted, now you have a 3rd arm instead of a noodle.

I wish I had uber cartoon plane skillz.

Granted, but now your name is Skyrock.

I wish I didnt have a dentist appointment today.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 05:48:30 AM: granted, but there was a standin today and she was a hot blond with big ol boobs. you missed the one dental experience worth having.

i wish i could teleport.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on February 05, 2008, 05:51:10 AM: Granted but you materialise in Rosie O'Donnell's Bathroom, whilst it is being used.

I wish I didn't disco as much :furious
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 05:51:42 AM: granted, but now you break dance.

i wish you didn't break dance.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on February 05, 2008, 05:52:56 AM: so do I :huh

Granted, now I samba.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: xsarahx on February 05, 2008, 05:54:58 AM: Granted, but me being an evil wife poisons it :lol

I wish SD doesn't snore tonight :huh
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 06:05:18 AM: granted, but he still does the samba in his sleep.

i wish i didn't have to think of that.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: xsarahx on February 05, 2008, 06:14:21 AM: Granted, but instead it's replaced with Skuzzy doing the Nutbush :lol

I wish I could drive!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 09:03:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xsarahx
Granted, but instead it's replaced with Skuzzy doing the Nutbush :lol

I wish I could drive!

Granted but you can only drive a yugo

I wish I lived and flew in WW2
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 09:08:49 AM: Granted. You awaken to find that you are now a Pidgeon in Berlin April 12 1945. Russian troops are very hungry.

I wish it would stop raining.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 09:10:27 AM: granted. too bad you are a bad pilot though...you are currently plummeting to your death.

i wish the election could be tomorrow so i wouldnt have to hear about it for the next 9 months.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 09:13:40 AM: *Note to JB88*

Your inability to respond quickly and appropriately is hampering this thread.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 09:18:01 AM: note to mac.

eat my shorts.

xo

88

i wish i could be nicer.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 09:23:44 AM: Granted. But we all realize that every rose has a salamander. You are now a nice salamanderless Rose stem with no bud. :D

I wish it would stop raining.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 09:24:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88

i wish i could be nicer.

DENIED! that would be no fun

I wish the JB88 vs. Waffle battle would happen again
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 09:27:58 AM: granted. but its in pantomime.

i wish i had a bud for my stem.

:(
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 09:30:12 AM: Granted. You find that your lil stem is now stuck in a empty Bud bottle.

I wish I knew what pantomine meant.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 09:37:54 AM: granted.

(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.capitolint.com/MIME.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEmIaflkyYMLlA7NY-FMasdxf04jQ)

two chicks at once dude.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 09:39:41 AM: I wish I didn't fall for that. LOL
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 09:57:24 AM: granted.

you didn't fall for this either. (http://www.hampsterdance.com/classorig.html)

i wish i hadn't done that.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WWhiskey on February 05, 2008, 11:13:36 AM: granted you didn't the hampsters did it on there own!

i wish i hadn't seen that!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 05, 2008, 11:24:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
i wish i hadn't seen that!

Granted, you didn't see it because your eyelids have just been sewn shut.

I wish for all of the dog hair to be gone when I get home (without getting rid of the dogs).
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 12:26:04 PM: Granted you now have hairless chihuahua's

I wish I could lose this cold
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: trax1 on February 05, 2008, 12:29:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by balance1
Granted you now have hairless chihuahua's

I wish I could lose this cold

Granted, but now you have AIDS

I wish I could play guitar
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: texasmom on February 05, 2008, 02:09:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by trax1
I wish I could play guitar

Granted. You are now on tour with Hannah Montana's band 320 days out of the next year.

I wish I could watch ILC tonight. I could use a good chuckle.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 02:18:26 PM: granted, but ILC stands for idiotic little children.

i wish i could find the rest of my telescope assembly.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: trax1 on February 05, 2008, 02:27:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted, but ILC stands for idiotic little children.

i wish i could find the rest of my telescope assembly.

Granted, you put your telescope together and discover an asteroid is gonna hit Earth in 1 day, if only you had found the rest of your telescope sooner.

I wish I could turn back time
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 02:29:19 PM: granted. nice leisure suit.

oh god turn it back. it burns.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 03:06:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted. nice leisure suit.

oh god turn it back. it burns.

turning it back granted, but you still find him in his leisure suit and it still burns

I wish I was wittier in situations like these
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: trax1 on February 05, 2008, 03:11:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by balance1
turning it back granted, but you still find him in his leisure suit and it still burns

I wish I was wittier in situations like these
Granted, now your on strike and end up homeless.

I wish I was Hugh Hefner 40 years ago.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 03:13:51 PM: granted, you have just perfected your ruse. you'll hide that you are gay from your mother by surrounding yourself with naked girls.

i wish mrs. febuary was here right now.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 03:16:26 PM: wish granted, but I'm there too, and she likes me better

I wish my GF was hotter
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 03:22:00 PM: granted. and she's left you for me.

i wish i would have remembered to tell you that mrs. february has crabs.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Coshy on February 05, 2008, 04:11:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted. and she's left you for me.

i wish i would have remembered to tell you that mrs. february has crabs.

Granted, but them little buggers can jump a looooooong way, and now you have crabs too.

I wish my sister wasn't moving in with that loser.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 04:13:53 PM: Granted. Your Sister agrees and dumps Brady, decides to move in with the rest of the New England Patriots instead.

I wish I wasn't feeling so blue.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: trax1 on February 05, 2008, 04:23:15 PM: Granted, now you feel green.

I wish upon a star
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 04:53:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Coshy
Granted, but them little buggers can jump a looooooong way, and now you have crabs too.

I wish my sister wasn't moving in with that loser.

who you callin loser?

wish yer mom wasn't movin in too. i like alot of woman but wow. a mans got to sleep.

(sorry for the skip fellas)

:cool:
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Hawk78th on February 05, 2008, 05:01:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by trax1
Granted, now you feel green.

I wish upon a star

Pooof... you just bacame Patrick Star

(http://www.unitedspongebob.com/patrickbio.jpg)

Bio on PS :

Full name: Patrick Star

Occupation: Doing nothing

About: Patrick enjoys doing everything that Spongebob does. He is the dumbest creature under the sea, and thats why he's the best.. He actually got a trophy for doing nothing the longest.

I hope I'm not Offending Trax1.......... Ahhh Hell I don't care...

:D
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 05:10:39 PM: granted. trax loves you and wants to have your love child.

i wish i could believe it's not butter.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 05:14:49 PM: Granted. Rosie O'Donnel shows up at your door covered in Parkay...and a smile.

I wish we didn't have to repeat that image.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 05:23:22 PM: granted. betty ford shows up in a bikini and a harvey wallbanger.

:cool:

i wish i had a harvey wallbanger.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 05:29:50 PM: Granted. Old Harvey from Home Depot shows up in a TuTu, a Grin and a can of spackling. To repair the walls afterwards.

I wish it was Saturday.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 05:58:57 PM: granted. but you've got the chits somethin awful and the cable in the bathroom goes out.

i wish there was a good show on tv right now.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 06:04:08 PM: Granted. All the best shows ever seen are on extended cable, but yer too dam cheap, have only the Basic Package... and watch Top Cops reruns looking for old episodes that Family members appeared on.

I wish I lived closer to a beach.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Hawk78th on February 05, 2008, 06:27:57 PM: Quote

I wish I lived closer to a beach.

"son-of-a beeeeeech"---->Almost Denied.... I thought you lived with ur wife...?

** runs....

I expect I'll hear 'bout this one.... But I'm wondering if I'll be around much...
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: JB88 on February 05, 2008, 06:35:19 PM: granted.

go mac go.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 09:44:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted.

go mac go.

Denied no mac no!

I wish dead things would stay dead
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: vorticon on February 05, 2008, 09:47:13 PM: granted, but they land on your lawn and you cant move them.

i wish this **** would drive itself to the store.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: balance1 on February 05, 2008, 10:02:49 PM: Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
granted, but they land on your lawn and you cant move them.

i wish this **** would drive itself to the store.

granted but it drives THROUGH the store and you get stuck paying for damages

I wish Kari Byron (hot chick on mythbusters) was my girlfriend!
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 10:06:39 PM: Granted. But you soon realize that her being a hot Chick was another Myth Busted... She's a he.

I wish kids wouldn't say things then run.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Meatwad on February 05, 2008, 11:02:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. But you soon realize that her being a hot Chick was another Myth Busted... She's a he.

I wish kids wouldn't say things then run.

Granted, then you have to put up with the 11 year old squeakers on vox squeaking all day about why you arent defending or attacking

I wish I can get my divorce finalized tomorrow with no problems.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: vorticon on February 05, 2008, 11:05:10 PM: granted. but you spend the next 25 years with bubba.

i wish i could get paid more for doing less work.
Title: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: AWMac on February 05, 2008, 11:10:58 PM: Granted. You awaken to find yourself as a Democratic Congresswoman.

I wish it would storm like Hell outside now.
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Post by: WWhiskey on February 05, 2008, 11:17:45 PM: granted raining cats and dog's tho
wish i was sleepy!
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Post by: vorticon on February 05, 2008, 11:56:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
granted raining cats and dog's tho
wish i was sleepy!

granted, hope you like living in a small hut with 6 other men.

i wish the oven would cook things tastier.
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Post by: AWMac on February 06, 2008, 02:28:41 AM: Granted. The same words you heard in 1945 as Pattons 3rd Army 1st arrived.

I wish I never seen Granpas box of pictures when they liberated the Camps.
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Post by: loser on February 06, 2008, 05:03:55 AM: AWMac, granted, but then you can never remember any of the good times you had either. Also because you never saw those box of pictures history is doomed to repeat itself. Again and again.

I wish AWmac realized how lucky he was.
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 07:10:45 AM: granted, but the ability to power fart has less of a crowd pleasing ability than he had originally hoped. his fart circus goes belly up in a year.

i wish i could play the guitar.
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Post by: Vipper65 on February 06, 2008, 10:59:15 AM: Granted, but you can never get your guitar in tune.

I wish I could take a vacation.
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 11:04:27 AM: granted. i hear venezuala is very nice this time of year.

i wish the south americans would get their collective heads out of thier butts.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on February 06, 2008, 11:07:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted. i hear venezuala is very nice this time of year.

i wish the south americans would get their collective heads out of thier butts.

Granted. But they have put there heads in YOUR butt instead.

I wish my Gross and microscopic Anatomy of Fish lab was canceled today.
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 11:09:43 AM: granted, but it is rescheduled and you get dissected anyway.

i wish it would storm today.
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Post by: Cypher on February 06, 2008, 07:11:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted, but it is rescheduled and you get dissected anyway.

i wish it would storm today.

Granted but it floods and destorys your house.

I wish I got tickets to a "The Used" concert
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 07:12:46 PM: granted, but the tickets are used.

i wish i didnt have to go through another flood. the last one really screwed us.
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Post by: Cypher on February 06, 2008, 07:19:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
granted, but the tickets are used.

i wish i didnt have to go through another flood. the last one really screwed us.

Granted but your house catches on fire due to the lack of water.

I wish The political ads would end already.
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 07:26:06 PM: granted. merry christmas.

i wish it was four of july.
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Post by: WilldCrd on February 06, 2008, 07:42:44 PM: Granted but you get to close to the fireworks....the funeral was nice though

i wish I had victoria pratt in bed with me (chick in my avatard)
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Post by: BBBB on February 06, 2008, 07:47:39 PM: Granted, but his name is Victor and he isn't a chick.

I wish I owned a P-38.
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Post by: WWhiskey on February 06, 2008, 07:53:41 PM: granted
wish i had a picture of that little army can opener you just got! lol
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Post by: vorticon on February 06, 2008, 08:08:38 PM: granted, but you went blind from the other pictures and cant see it.

i wish people would stop being dicks.
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 08:09:31 PM: granted. now it's just you.

i wish i could fly tonight.
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Post by: trax1 on February 06, 2008, 08:14:03 PM: Granted, you get vulched on every sortie

I wish we didn't have these new crappy fire safe cigarettes
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Post by: vorticon on February 06, 2008, 08:51:44 PM: granted, you have a lifetime supply of cheap cigars.

i wish i had some pizza.
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Post by: trax1 on February 06, 2008, 08:55:19 PM: Granted, but since you live in Alberta it's crappy pizza.

I wish I could drive.
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Post by: JB88 on February 06, 2008, 09:48:44 PM: granted. enjoy your pinto.

i wish i could see in the ultravoilet spectrum.
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Post by: vorticon on February 06, 2008, 09:51:55 PM: granted. you do know what shows up under UV lights though right?

i wish i had more rum.
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Post by: SD67 on February 07, 2008, 01:26:25 AM: Granted, but it's cheap home made ethanol with essence rot-gut.

I wish the people who supply our parts would get even some of our orders right :mad:
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Post by: FrodeMk3 on February 07, 2008, 01:30:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
Granted, but it's cheap home made ethanol with essence rot-gut.

I wish the people who supply our parts would get even some of our orders right :mad:

Granted. Only now, they all go to the wrong place, before they get to you.

I wish people in General Discussion would quit bringing up the B-29 with the n00k.
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Post by: Coshy on February 07, 2008, 01:43:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FrodeMk3
Granted. Only now, they all go to the wrong place, before they get to you.

I wish people in General Discussion would quit bringing up the B-29 with the n00k.

Granted, but now every other post is wanting the B-25 to take off from a carrier.

I wish I didn't have to work.
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Post by: Raptor on February 07, 2008, 01:57:31 AM: Granted, but you become hospitalized for life.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of honey
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Post by: BBBB on February 07, 2008, 02:02:30 AM: Granted, you also get a life time supply of bees.

I wish my new TV would hurry up and get here.
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Post by: SD67 on February 07, 2008, 02:07:20 AM: Granted, but when you said 40 inch they heard 40 centimetres.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner.
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Post by: Wolfala on February 07, 2008, 02:53:23 AM: I wish for a president who doesn't turn into a 100% sweetheart bag by the end of his sentence.
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Post by: JB88 on February 07, 2008, 03:00:12 AM: granted. the new president is just a total *******.

i wish we could have some better selections.
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Post by: AWMac on February 07, 2008, 09:46:57 AM: Granted. You arrive at Baskin Robbins ready to sample 31 flavors and they only have one left..a new flavor...Lukefisk.

I wish Nilsen had seen this thread.
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Post by: DYNAMITE on February 07, 2008, 10:06:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. You arrive at Baskin Robbins ready to sample 31 flavors and they only have one left..a new flavor...Lukefisk.

I wish Nilsen had seen this thread.

Granted. And now every post features teletubbies dancing to techno music.

I wish Oompa Loompa's were real
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Post by: FrodeMk3 on February 07, 2008, 10:11:18 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DYNAMITE
Granted. And now every post features teletubbies dancing to techno music.

I wish Oompa Loompa's were real

Granted. And They all don Teletubbie costumes', and dance in Nilsens' threads.

I wish the sides' in the AvA arena could stay balanced.
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Post by: indy007 on February 07, 2008, 10:14:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DYNAMITE
Granted. And now every post features teletubbies dancing to techno music.

I wish Oompa Loompa's were real

Granted, but they swarm over the borders in mass, illegally undercut your labor costs, and demand free healthcare.

I wish the Phelps clan & Code Pink get into a royal rumble in front of the Marine recruiting center in Berkley.
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Post by: JB88 on February 08, 2008, 02:40:26 AM: granted. but you miss it because of a mean case of the poops.

:(

i wish i never said that.
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Post by: AWMac on February 08, 2008, 10:42:26 AM: Granted. You are now a Mime.

I wish that 04 37 40 45 49 Powerball 29 are the winning numbers tomorrow.
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Post by: Tac on February 09, 2008, 12:53:14 AM: Granted. Unfortunately your dyslexia made you jot down 04 37 40 54 49 and you look like an idiot trying to cash that ticket in.

I wish my telescope camera would work :(
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 01:23:10 AM: granted, but you forget to take off your lens cap and you think it's still broke.

i wish i may, i wish i might, have this wish i wish tonight.
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Post by: vorticon on February 09, 2008, 01:29:47 AM: granted, your led on a wild goose chase by a talking cricket and wake up with a pounding headache and a wooden doll in your bed.

i wish certain people were in a better time zone.
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 01:51:52 AM: granted. but it's you who's in the wrong time zone.

i wish i wasn't so damn awesome.

:cool:
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Post by: vorticon on February 09, 2008, 01:57:17 AM: granted, i didnt even have to do anything.

i wish JB88 was less sucky.
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 02:30:48 AM: granted. it's true, i am awesome.

i wish vorticon would understand that.
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Post by: SD67 on February 09, 2008, 02:38:14 AM: Granted, but that Vorticon understands is not that you desire

I wish I hadn't drunk so much champagne :(
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 02:41:20 AM: granted. it was piss. the jeager kicked in way faster than you thought it would.

i wish i could be a better cartoon pilot.
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Post by: SD67 on February 09, 2008, 03:05:17 AM: Granted. Your name is now VansCrew :t

I wish I knew what to cook for dinner
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 03:08:52 AM: granted. it's totinos pizza again.

i wish i wasn't vanscrew.
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Post by: FrodeMk3 on February 09, 2008, 03:24:29 AM: Granted. Remember to comb your mullet straight back, Shawk.

I wish I wouldn't get skuzzified for posting this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9qsdz7gMlY&feature=related
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 03:28:37 AM: granted. the p-39 air cobra. and it's true!

grrrr. you edited. you are not skuzzified, you are banned by pyro. a rare feat, you should be proud.

i wish we could have gotten the b-29 with nukes.
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Post by: FrodeMk3 on February 09, 2008, 04:04:33 AM: The edit was because that wish was better than the first one.

Your wish is granted. But do to a bug, the bomb is so heavy, you can't get the plane off the ground.

I wish that Political correctness' was done away with.
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Post by: loser on February 09, 2008, 04:10:48 AM: Granted frode, but the polity you are worried about speaks ingsoc. And those are big black boots tapping at your door right now.

I wish that i was 10 years old again knowing what i know now.
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Post by: Coshy on February 09, 2008, 05:44:33 AM: Quote
Originally posted by loser
Granted frode, but the polity you are worried about speaks ingsoc. And those are big black boots tapping at your door right now.

I wish that i was 10 years old again knowing what i know now.

Granted, but no matter how much you try to make things better, fate still screws your life up as bad as it is now.

I wish all the girls at work would stop hitting on me.
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Post by: JB88 on February 09, 2008, 05:50:10 AM: granted. you are moved away from the old folks home and into a home for the mentally challenged.

i wish that people who abuse children would instantly turn purple so we would know who to shoot.
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Post by: AWMac on February 09, 2008, 06:09:38 AM: Granted. Some people are horrible. Need to have their lives extinguished...yet you are now surrounded by Zombie Smurfs. Bastages.

I wish the best for my children.
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Post by: WWhiskey on March 24, 2008, 05:18:09 PM: Quote from: AWMac on February 09, 2008, 06:09:38 AM
Granted. Some people are horrible. Need to have their lives extinguished...yet you are now surrounded by Zombie Smurfs. Bastages.

I wish the best for my children.
hard not to grant that! so granted, but now you are the youngest member of your family!(best i coud come up with) :aok
I wish to win the world poker tour!
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Post by: NUTTZ on March 24, 2008, 05:56:14 PM: Quote from: WWhiskey on March 24, 2008, 05:18:09 PM
hard not to grant that! so granted, but now you are the youngest member of your family!(best i coud come up with) :aok
I wish to win the world poker tour!

Wish Granted! You win the tour and are room mates with Mike " the mouth" Madison for the rest of the tour
Who borrows all your winnings.

I wish for a new master bathroom

NUTTZ
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Post by: texasmom on March 24, 2008, 08:02:02 PM: Granted. But you now share your new master suite with Enrique, your pool boy.

I wish for green scrubbie pads for extra cleaning that I want to do.
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Post by: vorticon on March 24, 2008, 08:13:02 PM: granted, but your children do the cleaning for you.

wait, thats not a bad thing.

ah well.

i wish someone would make me a sandwich.
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Post by: texasmom on March 24, 2008, 09:06:42 PM: Vorticon! :aok
That was a winning wish-granting!

Your sammich wish is granted. Whatever sammich you'd like, I'd make.

I wish for extra hours of sleep.
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Post by: Chewybacca on March 24, 2008, 09:59:26 PM: your wish is granted...but

you will wake up as michael jackson :O

I wish my dog could talk
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Post by: vorticon on March 24, 2008, 10:54:46 PM: yes, but he wont stop now, either.

"Your sammich wish is granted. Whatever sammich you'd like, I'd make."

i'll add you to my list of internet people who will make me a sandwich. :)
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Post by: lasersailor184 on March 24, 2008, 11:41:48 PM: Quote from: Chewybacca on March 24, 2008, 09:59:26 PM
your wish is granted...but

you will wake up as michael jackson :O

I wish my dog could talk

Your wish is granted, but all the dog talks about is how often you have "Private Time."

I wish for a good Fender HSS.
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Post by: AWMac on March 25, 2008, 12:26:09 AM: Quote from: lasersailor184 on March 24, 2008, 11:41:48 PM
Your wish is granted, but all the dog talks about is how often you have "Private Time."

I wish for a good Fender HSS.

Granted: You leave HSS *Holly Special School* on Prom Night and ran over by a '53 Buick driven by the Ghost of Buddy Holly... Yer wrapped around his Fender.

I wish I was as good as a person as my dog thinks I am.
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Post by: DrDea on March 25, 2008, 12:50:47 AM: Your wish is granted.Unfortunatly your a parapalegic and your dog hasnt eaten for 4 days.Your lunch.He loves you.
I wish I could have a .75 hit % in the K4
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Post by: NUTTZ on March 25, 2008, 01:49:14 AM: Quote from: Chewybacca on March 24, 2008, 09:59:26 PM
your wish is granted...but

you will wake up as michael jackson :O

I wish my dog could talk

LOL... wish granted
Your dog talks and talks and you are promptly arrested 1 hour later!
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Post by: WWhiskey on March 25, 2008, 06:38:50 AM: Quote from: DrDea on March 25, 2008, 12:50:47 AM
Your wish is granted.Unfortunatly your a parapalegic and your dog hasnt eaten for 4 days.Your lunch.He loves you.
I wish I could have a .75 hit % in the K4
Granted you get hit 75% of the time :rofl :rofl
I wish i didnt have to work today!
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Post by: NUTTZ on March 25, 2008, 06:31:06 PM: Quote from: WWhiskey on March 25, 2008, 06:38:50 AM
Granted you get hit 75% of the time :rofl :rofl
I wish i didnt have to work today!
Wish granted...You stay home
But the "honey dew" list is 4 days long, so no time for AH

I wish I had Bill Gates Money!
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Post by: Coshy on March 25, 2008, 06:35:26 PM: Quote from: NUTTZ on March 25, 2008, 06:31:06 PM

I wish I had Bill Gates Money!

Granted, but you are now incredibly stupid, and while money can buy beauty, it cant buy smart.

I wish that button in this thread http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,230538.0.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,230538.0.html) would pop.
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Post by: nirvana on March 25, 2008, 07:11:33 PM: It finally popped but broke into two pieces and now you're blind.

I wish I could work longer days.
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Post by: BOXGIRL on March 25, 2008, 07:19:38 PM: Wish granted....you get to work longer days with no pay.

I wish i had some peace and quite...
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Post by: texasmom on March 25, 2008, 09:50:39 PM: Granted ~ and no corrupting disclaimer attached. Peace & Quiet is a great thing. :aok
I wish for 30 pair of shoes.
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Post by: EskimoJoe on March 25, 2008, 09:52:45 PM: Quote from: texasmom on March 25, 2008, 09:50:39 PM
Granted ~ and no corrupting disclaimer attached. Peace & Quiet is a great thing. :aok
I wish for 30 pair of shoes.
I thought all girls had over 100 pairs of shoes at all times :huh
Granted, but you have to buy all of them for super-expensive prices, and they all turn out way too small, and you can't refund them

I wish I had a wish
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Post by: texasmom on March 25, 2008, 10:00:01 PM: No. I don't have many shoes. I can't stand to shop. Drives me bonkers.

Granted. But your wish is to give me an extra wish, so now you don't have a wish. :)

I wish for a pastrami & swiss on rye, a Dr. Pepper, and church-bell wind-chimes.
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Post by: SD67 on March 26, 2008, 01:32:13 AM: Granted, but guess where the wind comes from?

I wish my new video card was here already.
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Post by: AWMac on March 26, 2008, 03:14:08 AM: Granted: New video card arrives and you install it.
(http://diglloyd.com/diglloyd/blog-images/2007/03/01/video-problem.jpg)
The package says "Made in China"

I wish I had a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
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Post by: JB88 on March 26, 2008, 04:09:56 AM: granted. but i ate it while you were napping.

snooze you lose.

i wish i could leap over tall buildings in a single bound.
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Post by: SD67 on March 26, 2008, 06:28:17 AM: Granted, Note to JB88 Don't play leap frog with a unicorn...

I wish I wasn't getting discoed within minutes of logging in when I play AH.
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Post by: red26 on March 26, 2008, 08:47:41 AM: I wish I wasn't getting discoed within minutes of logging in when I play AH. Granted butttt you get the blue screen of death the next time you boot up.

I wish I had M1A1 Abrams street legal for the drive to work
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Post by: texasmom on March 26, 2008, 08:52:18 AM: Granted. But your children get mad when they see you playing with their toys again.

I wish for beaded strands to place on the end of some of my curtains.
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Post by: red26 on March 26, 2008, 10:42:30 AM: I wish for beaded strands to place on the end of some of my curtains. Grnated but the only beads left in the world look like coors light cans and fishing bobbers. :O

I wish I had a clue
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Post by: Chewybacca on March 26, 2008, 11:41:34 AM: your wish is granted but now you have turned into a oscar meyer weiner and the neighborhood dogs after you, and the neighborhood fat girl. :O

I wish Michael Jackson would go to skuzzys house :uhoh
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Post by: JB88 on March 26, 2008, 05:15:06 PM: granted. skuzzy learns to moonwalk and you get jealous because your friend is playing with skuzzy not you.

i wish noobs didn't thiink they could talk smack about skuzzy.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tac on March 26, 2008, 11:53:25 PM: granted.

However what you dont know is that Skuzzy uses his secret alt persona to smack talk himself. :devil

I wish the fowler flaps would not autoretract on my P-38
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Post by: texasmom on March 27, 2008, 12:12:07 AM: Granted. But now the fowl flaps on your dinner plate auto-retract at supper time, leaving you hungry.
I wish for a pedicure.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on March 27, 2008, 12:16:11 AM: Granted, your nails are done by a hockey masked, chainsaw weilding, sadistic psychopath.

I wish for world peace and a Chicago style pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: SD67 on March 27, 2008, 12:38:13 AM: Those two can actually go together?
OK I'll give it a shot, your peace is shattered by the trouser tearing flatulence induced by the pizza.

I wish I had my spars built already.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: BOXGIRL on March 27, 2008, 04:15:09 PM: granted.....but the spar breaks first time out...

i wish my hips were smaller :o
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Rollins on March 27, 2008, 04:28:39 PM: Granted, but now your hips are so small that they can't bear any weight and you're forced to walk on your hands the rest of your life. :P

I wish the Bears would get a decent quarterback and win the next Superbowl.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Tac on April 19, 2008, 02:58:49 PM: Granted. The quarterback makes all the decisive moves and actually scores most of the points in the game himself in the last game and wins the superbowl. The next day his piss test shows massive steroid use and the cup is taken away, forever shaming the Bears.

I wish sashimi was cheaper
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Post by: Chewybacca on April 19, 2008, 04:17:11 PM: your wish is granted but the sauce now costs 5x the ammount of the sashimi (which i have no clue what it is)

I wish i had an uber fast f-22 that i can play in aces high :O
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 04:23:13 PM: wish granted, but whats ur second wish? :cool:
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Coshy on April 19, 2008, 05:18:21 PM: Quote from: Chewybacca on April 19, 2008, 04:17:11 PM
your wish is granted but the sauce now costs 5x the ammount of the sashimi (which i have no clue what it is)

I wish i had an uber fast f-22 that i can play in aces high :O

Granted. However as you are diving in on the low zeke, you auger, and in the crash your testicles are crushed beyond repair. You now squeak better than zoozoo.

I wish the grass in my yard would grow nice and green and even.
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Post by: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 05:25:45 PM: Quote from: Coshy on April 19, 2008, 05:18:21 PM
Granted. However as you are diving in on the low zeke, you auger, and in the crash your testicles are crushed beyond repair. You now squeak better than zoozoo.

I wish the grass in my yard would grow nice and green and even.

Im 14 and my balls have dropped, end of descussion.
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Coshy on April 19, 2008, 05:32:30 PM: Quote from: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 05:25:45 PM

Im 14 and my balls have dropped, end of descussion.

Wish granted, you are FINIALLY 14 and your testicles have dropped, yet you still have a high pitched squeaky voice for the rest of your life.

I wish I had deer poo to spread on my yard.
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Post by: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 05:40:27 PM: Quote from: Coshy on April 19, 2008, 05:32:30 PM
Wish granted, you are FINIALLY 14 and your testicles have dropped, yet you still have a high pitched squeaky voice for the rest of your life.

I wish I had deer poo to spread on my yard.

I wish you would get off my leg....
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Coshy on April 19, 2008, 05:42:24 PM: Quote from: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 05:40:27 PM

I wish you would get off my leg....

Granted, I'm off your leg, but you still squeak.

I wish zoozoo would get with the thread and quit trying to hijack it and not to take things so personally.
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Post by: 68ZooM on April 19, 2008, 05:47:38 PM: Quote from: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 05:40:27 PM

I wish you would get off my leg....

Granted... now you are afixed to his crotch
Title: Re: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: zoozoo on April 19, 2008, 06:12:55 PM: Quote from: 68ZooM on April 19, 2008, 05:47:38 PM
Granted... now you are afixed to his crotch

zoozoo<--- points .45 to head :cry :uhoh