Corrupt a Wish

[texasmom]

Vorticon! 
That was a winning wish-granting!

Your sammich wish is granted. Whatever sammich you'd like, I'd make.

I wish for extra hours of sleep.

[Chewybacca]

your wish is granted...but

you will wake up as michael jackson 

I wish my dog could talk

[vorticon]

yes, but he wont stop now, either.


"Your sammich wish is granted. Whatever sammich you'd like, I'd make."

i'll add you to my list of internet people who will make me a sandwich.

[lasersailor184]

your wish is granted...but

you will wake up as michael jackson 

I wish my dog could talk

Your wish is granted, but all the dog talks about is how often you have "Private Time."

I wish for a good Fender HSS.

[AWMac]

Your wish is granted, but all the dog talks about is how often you have "Private Time."

I wish for a good Fender HSS.

Granted:  You leave HSS *Holly Special School* on Prom Night and ran over by a '53 Buick driven by the Ghost of Buddy Holly... Yer wrapped around his Fender.

I wish I was as good as a person as my dog thinks I am.

[DrDea]

 Your wish is granted.Unfortunatly your a parapalegic and your dog hasnt eaten for 4 days.Your lunch.He loves you.
 I wish I could have a .75 hit % in the K4

[NUTTZ]

your wish is granted...but

you will wake up as michael jackson 

I wish my dog could talk

LOL... wish granted
Your dog talks and talks and you are promptly arrested 1 hour later!

[WWhiskey]

Your wish is granted.Unfortunatly your a parapalegic and your dog hasnt eaten for 4 days.Your lunch.He loves you.
 I wish I could have a .75 hit % in the K4

Granted you get hit 75% of the time
I wish i didnt have to work today!

[NUTTZ]

Granted you get hit 75% of the time
I wish i didnt have to work today!

Wish granted...You stay home
But the "honey dew" list is 4 days long, so no time for AH

I wish I had Bill Gates Money!

[Coshy]

I wish I had Bill Gates Money!

Granted, but you are now incredibly stupid, and while money can buy beauty, it cant buy smart.

I wish that button in this thread http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,230538.0.html would pop.

[nirvana]

It finally popped but broke into two pieces and now you're blind.

I wish I could work longer days.

[BOXGIRL]

Wish granted....you get to work longer days with no pay.



I wish i had some peace and quite...

[texasmom]

Granted ~ and no corrupting disclaimer attached. Peace & Quiet is a great thing. 
I wish for 30 pair of shoes.

[EskimoJoe]

Granted ~ and no corrupting disclaimer attached. Peace & Quiet is a great thing. 
I wish for 30 pair of shoes.

I thought all girls had over 100 pairs of shoes at all times 
Granted, but you have to buy all of them for super-expensive prices, and they all turn out way too small, and you can't refund them

I wish I had a wish

[texasmom]

No. I don't have many shoes. I can't stand to shop. Drives me bonkers.

Granted. But your wish is to give me an extra wish, so now you don't have a wish.

I wish for a pastrami & swiss on rye, a Dr. Pepper, and church-bell wind-chimes.