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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Barnes828 on March 03, 2008, 05:01:24 PM
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This is going to be a fun one
From Probably the best movie ever
"The first rule of Fight Club, You do not talk about Fight Club"
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"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."
Rio Bravo
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"We're going to need a bigger boat".
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do you meow how fast you were going.
supertroopers
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"Good.. Bad.. I'm the guy with the gun."
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"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious ****".
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"Hes going to have an enormous schwanstuker."
(http://www.hollandsimpson.com/blog/inga.jpg)
"Abby somebody... Abby Normal, I think..."
(http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Young%20Frankenstein.jpg)
"I think, before we go around killing people, we'd better make DAMN sure.... of our evidence.... and we'd better confirm the fact.... that young Frankenstein is... indeed... FOLLOWINKINHISGRANDFATHERSFOO TSCHTAPS!!!"
"What?"
"Following in his grandfathers footschtaps, footschtaps, footschtaps..."
"Oh, FOOTSTEPS."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otKFVN-JJNg
(http://www.movieactors.com/characters/Freezes-Characters/youngfrank234.jpeg)
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"You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels up in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personifed than you did in the face of the man who killed you”
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Originally posted by sluggish
"We're going to need a bigger boat".
A close second to: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
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Ed Nortons F you speech in 25th hour.
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/25th.html
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The Bridges at Toko Ri
Lt. Harry Brubaker (William Holden): I'm a lawyer from Denver, Colorado.
Mike Forney (Mickey Rooney): Then what are you doing in a smelly ditch in Korea, Sir?
Lt. Harry Brubaker (William Holden): I was just asking myself that same question.
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"We got no Food, We have no Jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
[two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.
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Originally posted by Jappa52
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
And along that line...
"Send a wire to the main office, tell them I said-CLANK- ooooowwww....."
"Send wire... main office.... tell them I said "Ow.", gotcha."
(http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/blazing-saddles.jpg)
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"What we've got here is...failure to communicate."
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Don't shoot Mongo, it only makes him mad.
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Originally posted by Treize69
And along that line...
"Send a wire to the main office, tell them I said-CLANK- ooooowwww....."
"Send wire... main office.... tell them I said "Ow.", gotcha."
(http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/blazing-saddles.jpg)
:rofl:rofl
Love that movie! could post another 5-6 quotes that would get me rolling
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Tom Joad (Henry Fonda): I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too.
My other favorite quote is in my sig.
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Martin Lawrence in "Blue Streak":
" ..want to go to jail in Mexico ? they'll make you seniorita and put all kind of buritos in your a..."
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This whole run. I can't write it out because a bunch of it would get censored out. And I can never remember the entire thing intact to write it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km7WD8wkb1c&feature=related
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Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUPaigOxAi8&feature=related
Slays me every time I see this scene.:rofl
Regards,
Sun
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"Over here Boss, shakin the bush."
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Originally posted by Sundowner
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Val Kilmers single best performance was as Doc in Tombstone. Nothing else he's done even comes close.
[Thomas Hayden Church] "The drunk piano player.... You're so drunk, I bet your seeing two of me right now."
[Val Kilmer] "Well I've got two guns- one for each of you..."
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(My Bodyguard)
(over-protective-Whitney Houston): "But my son can't swim!"
(Kevin Costner's father): "Well I guess he'll be wanting to stay in the boat then"
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"NNNOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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"Tis a far far better thing that I do than I have ever done before"
Tale of Two Cities, saw the movie as a kid, my parents explained it as self sacrifice weighing the needs of others over your own, must have been impressed because its stuck with me.
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"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid":rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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"The engine's overheating and so am I...Either we stand down or blow up. Now which do you want? "
"Your best!? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen"
"What have we got here a ****ing comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty...hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!"
Tronsky
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I posted a link to the script of this, but it's much better to see it, found it on YouTube, greatest movie scene ever, 25th Hour.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk
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Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got watermelon all over him.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
- Dr. Strangelove
"This looks like Dr.Seuss's Worst Nightmare!"
- Armageddon
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Kingsfield: Mr. Hart come here. (long pause) Here's a dime. Call your mother and tell her there's no chance of you ever being a lawyer and that you're on the way home.
Hart: You... are a SON OF A *****, Kingsfield.
Kingsfield: Mr. Hart! That is the most intelligent thing you've said all day. You may take your seat.
The Paper Chase
Les
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"Go...Get the butter"
Last tango In Paris
(http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0282.jpg)
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"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
;)
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"Why...Johnny Ringo...you look as tho somebody just....walked ovah yo grave."
"I hear you're a no-good, low-down, yankee liar."
"Prove it."
"Everything happens to me...and now I'm SHOT by a CHILD!"
"Mr. President, if I may speak frankly....the Russkie talks big but, I think he's really short on know-how. I mean, you can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a piece of complex machinery such as a B-52 like our boys can.....and that's not meant as an insult Mr. ambassador. We all know how much guts the Russian soldier has....hell....look at how many of them the Nazis knocked off and they still wouldn't quit!"
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Jesus - "Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up."
The Dude - "Well... you know.. that's just like.. your opinion man"
:aok
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"We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you."
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Of all the Strangelove quotes, this is my favorite, and one of the best quotes of all time as far as I'm concerned. It sums up my Undergraduate Education lol:
Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret. Why didn't you tell the world?
-Sik
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Originally posted by Shuckins
"Mr. President, if I may speak frankly....the Russkie talks big but, I think he's really short on know-how. I mean, you can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a piece of complex machinery such as a B-52 like our boys can.....and that's not meant as an insult Mr. ambassador. We all know how much guts the Russian soldier has....hell....look at how many of them the Nazis knocked off and they still wouldn't quit!"
You left off the best part!
Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Russkie talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know-how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you, you take your average Russkie, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, look, look at all them them Nazis killed off and they still wouldn't quit...if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really... sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low (he spreads his arms like wings and laughs), you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard!!!
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I fart in your general direction you filthy english pig dog:rofl
and ...bring us a shrubbery or we will say Niiiii to you again !
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It's good to be da King!
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"I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed! I'm saying there will be only 10 to 20 million dead, tops, depending on the breaks!"
Love that movie!!!!
:)
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From the Money Pit with Tom Hanks
Curly: If he ever does come back, you call me and we'll finish the job.
Walter: When I do get the permits, how long will the job take?
Curly: Two weeks.
Walter: Two weeks? Two weeks?
Curly: You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks! Two weeks!"
Walter: Well, two weeks. It- it's amazing.
Curly: Amazing nothing. It'll be a regular miracle.
Walter: It's a big house, we'll divide it up! You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine!
Anna: That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.
Walter: I'm sure it does, you've never passed a bar in you life.
Anna: You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.
Walter: Thank goodness it's not that often.
Anna: [yelling] All right, that's it! I've had it with you, and the house, and Max, and the orchestra and everything! How long will it take to put this house together?
Curly: Two weeks.
[Walter and all the workers start laughing]
Anna: We'll stick it out 'til the house is done.
Max: The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch in spite of the way you've played. Those of you with conscience's will not be able to eat. And those who conscience's match your talents, go stuff yourselves I hope you choke!
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Originally posted by JimmyZ
Anna: [yelling] All right, that's it! I've had it with you, and the house, and Max, and the orchestra and everything! How long will it take to put this house together?
Curly: Two weeks.
[Walter and all the workers start laughing]
You have no idea how funny that is in this forum.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I'm fairly certain that has to be the origin of the "two weeks" reply. If not it certainly should have been. That whole movie was filled with great dialogue.
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This is bat country!!
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"They took the bar!"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PeHxAXbuAiI
"was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!..."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VclHtnoTqRA
"My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uepFO4psgKE
"Let him kmnow you're there..."
"I'm Listening to the ******* song!"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5i_D6oQO6b8
Too many to list in this clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqDj32FhXfw
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Beeing a nerd i must say that these are some of the best as they actually contain some real wisdom:
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”
"Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head]
Wars not make one great!"
many more there is.. Yoda rocks
:D
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Do you feel lucky, Punk?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0BVT4cqGY
In the same spirit, drop your noodles and grab your socks :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRVHHIygyIM
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"Well, are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
Same movie:
"How is it on stains?"
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"You did it you bastards. You finally blew yourselves up"
-Planet of Apes;) (the original one of course)
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"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."
Revenge of the Nerds
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Originally posted by texasmom
"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."
Rio Bravo
"That'll be the day"
The Searchers
he only says it about a hundred times.....could be good for a drinkin game ;)
But, the boat one from Jaws has gotta be my all time favorite
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff186/obie303/blues_brothers.jpg)
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Well exCUSE me Mr fancy pants.Looks like you aint leading but 2 things.Jack and ****,And Jack left town.
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
-Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
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Beavis and Butthead -
Butthead, clutching his head after being hit by a car "ow, my liver, my liver"
Bevis "lower down dude"
Butthead, now clutching his groin "oh, yeah, hehehehe, ow, my liver, my liver"
:D
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Jack Nicholson in the "two Jakes"
---take off your cloths, get on the floor stick your arse in the air, and don't move till I tell you to.
Cool hand Luke
“what we have here is a failure to communicate”
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Originally posted by trax1
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
-Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Well in that case Trax............
Dr. Gonzo: Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.
Raoul Duke: Why?
Dr. Gonzo: Because naturally I'm going to have to go with you. And guns, we're going to have to arm ourselves... to the teeth!
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"Dyin aint much of a living, boy."- Josey Wales
"To the good life!" -John Wayne(The Shootist)
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I like...
"right ? wrong? what's the difference, I'm the guy with the gun."
Or.. "this isn't really a brains kinda operation."
oops..seen moot did the first one not sure which of us misquoted.
lazs
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"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to".
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Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me.
BLAM!
(reloads)
Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
BLAM!
(reloads)
My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.
BLAM!
(reloads)
O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me.
BLAM!
Jackson
Saving Private Ryan
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Gen. Savage: "HARvey!"
Harvey: "...I was really hoping the general wouldn't go into this right now....I think I'm feeling the effects of combat fatigue."
Gen. Savage: "Harvey...I'm gonna weaken just this once....but from this point on there will be no more unauthorized ground personel taking off on combat missions, is that understood?! I'm not going to be placed in the position of writing a letter to your wife. And you, Twombley!"
Chaplain Twombley: "Yes sir!"
Gen. Savage: "Your business is SIN! From here on out, you will confine your activities to THAT field of operations! Is that understood?"
Chaplain Twombley: "Yes sir!"
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'You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
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Can't believe I'm the 1st to post this one....
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
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Originally posted by Obie303
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff186/obie303/blues_brothers.jpg)
Love the Blues Brothers.
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Dobbs: 'If you're the police where are your badges?'
Gold Hat: 'Badgghess? We ain't got no badggshesss.................. ................
We don't need no badggggshessss............... ............................. ........................
I don't have to show you any stinkin'badggggshesSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:aok
Kevin
Mispelling by me for EMPHASIS...
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Lazs, I can't remember if I heard that line in a western, or in Army of Darkness. Might be both.
I saw the western when I was really small.. I think the gunner is having someone dig a hole at gunpoint. There's an argument between the two, and that line pretty much settles it :p
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"We are ALL Animals MY Lady"
"All you need, is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back. very sad."
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I don't know but I been told...
"I don't know but I been told... "
Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
"Eskimo ***** is mighty cold. "
MMM, good...
"MMM, good... "
Tastes good...
"Tastes good..."
Feels good...
"Feels good..."
-Full Metal Jacket
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Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning
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Jack Nicholson in The Shining: "Heeeeeeeres Johnnyyyyy!!!
John Wayne in True Grit: " Damn your murdering hides, prepare to meet your maker you sonna of b@#ches!!"
Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heroes: Wurf!! Wurf!! That's my other dog imitation."
Willie Wonka," We are the music makers and the dreamer of dreams." and "no...it's Wonkavision" and also," candi is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
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Mongo just pawn in game of life.
Blazing Saddles.
Vould you like a roll in der hay?
Young Frankenstien
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Zeigel: "He's tearing ze vings off of zat plane!"
Heidemann: "Ahh Zeigel, he shoot zem down. Your job is to keep him up zere."
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Widow: "Please go away I don't want to answer any more of you questions"
Cpt. Frank Drebin: "I am sorry to bother you at a time like this. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then".
From the annals of police squad (in color).
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"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." -Ron Burgandy
Young Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond under a leaf, in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Adam's Family Values
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#3
Gen. Sam Houston: Where's Jim Bowie?
Captain James Butler Bonham: He's indisposed, sir.
Gen. Sam Houston: Indisposed? By God if you mean drunk, you say drunk, sir!
Captain James Butler Bonham: He's drunk, sir!
(The Alamo 1960)
#2
"Your the longest winded bastage I ever listened to!" John Wayne -The Shootist :aok
#1 (All time favorite)
Sgt. Hochbauer: You're under arrest, Quincannon.
Top Sergeant Quincannon: By whose orders?
Sgt. Hochbauer: By order of Capt. Brittles. Are you coming peaceably?
Top Sergeant Quincannon: Laddie, I've never gone any place peaceably in me life.
(She Wore a Yellow Ribbon 1949)
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Tyler Durden:
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Golly-geen it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy toejam we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
More fight club
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"Define Irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
"You have proven yourself to be a most useful mammal..."
-Con Air
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More fight club
k ...
Tyler Durden: [to the police chief]
Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... flock with us.
(pardon me ... new bbs teething)
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not to mention the classic ... "I've not been ****** like that since grade school."
Which was a script change from kindergarten.
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In Dirty Harry: I know what you're thinking, PUNK! "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? WELL, DO YA, PUNK!!??
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In Unforgiven: It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got an' all he's ever gonna have.
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Beverly Hills Cop
Don't think it makes my d%@# itch :confused:
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The Searchers: "That'll be the day."
The Alamo: "I want Texas."
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I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
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"You D##k!!!" Spicolie fast times at ridgemont high
And from a religious comedian i heard in the late 70's named Mike Warnkey "there i was in the jungles of vietnam, bombs, grenades, and bullets flying all around and i got shot by..........................a n ARROW" :rofl
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"Hand me your rifle will ya sergeant? The last time I saw that German all I had was a camera."
Henry Fonda
Battle of the Bulge
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My Name is Iñego Montoya, Ju Killed My Father, Prepare to Die.
Princess Bride
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My Name is Iñego Montoya, Ju Killed My Father, Prepare to Die.
Princess Bride
Was just about to post this one.....love it!
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guess i picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
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"A Flute with no hole is not a flute...and a donut with no hole...is a dansih."