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Offline bozon

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Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #75 on: March 05, 2008, 07:09:28 AM »
Widow: "Please go away I don't want to answer any more of you questions"

Cpt. Frank Drebin: "I am sorry to bother you at a time like this. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then".

From the annals of police squad (in color).
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Offline indy007

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2008, 09:27:59 AM »
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." -Ron Burgandy

Young Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond under a leaf, in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Adam's Family Values

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Offline TEXAS20

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2008, 04:27:51 PM »
#3
Gen. Sam Houston: Where's Jim Bowie?
Captain James Butler Bonham: He's indisposed, sir.
Gen. Sam Houston: Indisposed? By God if you mean drunk, you say drunk, sir!
Captain James Butler Bonham: He's drunk, sir!
(The Alamo 1960)

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"Your the longest winded bastage I ever listened to!" John Wayne -The Shootist   :aok


#1 (All time favorite)
Sgt. Hochbauer:  You're under arrest, Quincannon.
Top Sergeant Quincannon: By whose orders?
Sgt. Hochbauer: By order of Capt. Brittles. Are you coming peaceably?
Top Sergeant Quincannon: Laddie, I've never gone any place peaceably in me life.
(She Wore a Yellow Ribbon 1949)
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Offline Darkish

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2008, 04:42:57 PM »
Tyler Durden:

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Golly-geen it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy toejam we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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Offline Barnes828

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #79 on: March 06, 2008, 06:11:56 PM »
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

More fight club
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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #80 on: March 06, 2008, 06:21:34 PM »
"Define Irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

"You have proven yourself to be a most useful mammal..."

-Con Air

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Offline Darkish

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #81 on: March 06, 2008, 06:25:42 PM »
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More fight club
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 Tyler Durden: [to the police chief]

Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... flock with us.

(pardon me ... new bbs teething)
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Offline Darkish

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« Reply #82 on: March 06, 2008, 06:36:22 PM »
not to mention the classic ... "I've not been ****** like that since grade school."

Which was a script change from kindergarten.
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Offline SaburoS

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #83 on: March 06, 2008, 09:50:33 PM »
In Dirty Harry: I know what you're thinking, PUNK! "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? WELL, DO YA, PUNK!!??

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In Unforgiven: It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got an' all he's ever gonna have.
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Offline John Curnutte

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #84 on: March 06, 2008, 11:02:19 PM »
Beverly Hills Cop
Don't think it makes my d%@# itch :confused:
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Offline angelsandair

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2008, 12:06:22 AM »
The Searchers: "That'll be the day."

The Alamo: "I want Texas."
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Here lie these men on this sun scoured atoll,
The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
A requiem fitting for heroes

Offline trax1

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #86 on: March 07, 2008, 11:02:07 AM »
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #87 on: March 07, 2008, 11:15:17 AM »
"You D##k!!!" Spicolie fast times at ridgemont high
And from a religious comedian i heard in the late 70's named Mike Warnkey "there i was in the jungles of vietnam, bombs, grenades, and bullets flying all around and i got shot by..........................a n ARROW" :rofl
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Offline Blooz

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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #88 on: March 07, 2008, 03:19:39 PM »
"Hand me your rifle will ya sergeant? The last time I saw that German all I had was a camera."

Henry Fonda
Battle of the Bulge
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Re: Best Movie Quotes
« Reply #89 on: March 07, 2008, 03:38:23 PM »
My Name is Iņego Montoya, Ju Killed My Father, Prepare to Die.

Princess Bride
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