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Title: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: USRanger on March 06, 2008, 10:20:53 PM
Can I join? Can I can I? :D

(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2958/ffmi3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: SuBWaYCH on March 06, 2008, 10:28:18 PM
 We will be holding a closed, "auger contest approved" - key word - council to approve or disapprove your request. On Dan's record, you have good chances. But, we all know ack-ack is going to have something to say.

We will get back to you when this ehhh.... "council" decides.


*Snaps out official SAPP tinfoil*
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Pawz on March 06, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
You obviously need more practice... looks like your going for a perfect landing. My votes going to be a no.
Thanks for your support  :D
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Wingnutt on March 06, 2008, 11:11:00 PM
plane is not inverted and too much of it remains.
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: USRanger on March 06, 2008, 11:47:51 PM
I'm doing my best! I swear!! See?! Aww, have a heart fellas :(...... :D

(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7966/aaadh4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: DoNKeY on March 07, 2008, 12:18:15 AM
Clean up the oil and the whole left half of your plane is re-usable.  Unacceptable.

donkey
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 07, 2008, 12:33:40 AM
Dear SAPP Applicant,


Thank you for your recent application for joining the ranks of the illustrious SAPP organization.  Unfortunately, based on the screenshot you provided, we are going to have to reject your application at this time.  While we do commend you on the state your Lightning was in, it just wasn't all quite there.  There were clearly areas on the plane that did not have any damage whatsoever, completely unacceptable by SAPP standards.  The pilot in the screenshot seemed calm and in complete control of his plane and self, complete opposite behavior we expect out of our SAPP members. 

It was a hard decision but we do have standards that we must uphold.

However, we do have a Jr. SAPP program that offers comprehensive training programs on the fundementals of what it takes to be a SAPP member, such as how to properly land your plane inverted without any wings or how to scream while still trying to remain manly.  After our 108 week Jr. SAPP training course, you will be eligible to join SAPP on a provisional basis.

Regards,
Ack-Ack
Project Manager for Operation Nefarious Plan For World Domination
SAPP
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 07, 2008, 12:36:11 AM
 :huh
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Raptor on March 07, 2008, 01:25:35 AM
As previously mentioned, you do not meet the standards. But to be fair, we have not yet stated the standard.

SpikesX barely got into SAPP with this:
(http://content1.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/archives.zinester.com/img/C71BCA0F-FA9E-4A6D-BD5F-6F63FB362EBC)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 07, 2008, 01:38:51 AM
I do that on a daily basis.  :confused:
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Guppy35 on March 07, 2008, 02:13:19 AM
As other members of SAPP have already commented you aren't quite there.  I'd say about halfway though :)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/Burner.jpg)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Spikes on March 07, 2008, 06:10:57 AM
As previously mentioned, you do not meet the standards. But to be fair, we have not yet stated the standard.

SpikesX barely got into SAPP with this:
(http://content1.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/archives.zinester.com/img/C71BCA0F-FA9E-4A6D-BD5F-6F63FB362EBC)

 :rofl
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Papabear on March 07, 2008, 06:27:58 AM
Rumor has it that ultra-secret photographs of their training have leaked out…

In the first photograph, formation flying is perfected. Secondly they practice their patented two-point landings.

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp1.jpg)

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp2.jpg)

Ranger, are you sure you are ready for this?
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Latrobe on March 07, 2008, 09:37:27 AM
As previously mentioned, you do not meet the standards. But to be fair, we have not yet stated the standard.

SpikesX barely got into SAPP with this:
(http://content1.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/archives.zinester.com/img/C71BCA0F-FA9E-4A6D-BD5F-6F63FB362EBC)

I can hear him screaming...

"Ahhhhh I'm burning alive!!!!!! I'm in a extordinary amount of pain!!!!!......Did I make it into SAPP yet?

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Shuffler on March 07, 2008, 09:50:17 AM
I'm doing my best! I swear!! See?! Aww, have a heart fellas :(...... :D

(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7966/aaadh4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

 :O I see he failed to keep the bottle of Cuervo protected from the heat and it ignited in the cockpit....thereby negating his God given right as a S.A.P.P. pilot to make more frozen margaritas. I have no recourse other than to vote "no".

Thank you for your interest.
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: LEDPIG on March 07, 2008, 11:03:41 AM
Rumor has it that ultra-secret photographs of their training have leaked out…

In the first photograph, formation flying is perfected. Secondly they practice their patented two-point landings.

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp1.jpg)

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp2.jpg)

Ranger, are you sure you are ready for this?


For God's sake i hope they are wearing tights in that second picture......... :confused:
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Solar10 on March 07, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
This is very disturbing, but appropriate for SAPPs.


 :rofl
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Papabear on March 07, 2008, 12:18:26 PM
I have titled this piece, “Tree SAPP”.

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Latrobe on March 07, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
you left your engine on......wait!  :O
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Hoarach on March 07, 2008, 01:50:15 PM
Still trying to figure out what SAPP is...... :confused:
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: USRanger on March 07, 2008, 05:58:15 PM
I'll keep trying.  You haven't heard the last of me! :t :D
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: VansCrew1 on March 07, 2008, 10:31:52 PM
I have titled this piece, “Tree SAPP”.

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp3.jpg)


 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: LEDPIG on March 07, 2008, 11:05:09 PM
I have titled this piece, “Tree SAPP”.

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp3.jpg)


Both twin booms intact, no good, you score a 1.3 ... :P
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: morfiend on March 07, 2008, 11:13:31 PM
Still trying to figure out what SAPP is...... :confused:


  Isn't that what they make maple syrup from ???
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: USRanger on March 08, 2008, 02:05:08 PM
My final attempt, then I shall give up on my dream of SAPPhood.  I'd have brought back less 38, but I needed something to sit on when I landed. :(   




 :D
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1620/is1111aqs7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: mipoikel on March 08, 2008, 02:20:11 PM
I just started practising... :rock

(http://www.savanne.org/ah/mip38.jpg)

(http://www.savanne.org/ah/mip38_2.jpg)

Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Banshee7 on March 08, 2008, 03:14:25 PM
USRanger, Well.....lemme see...........Ye...NO!!!  Not even worthy of SAPP in your last posted pic....you were able to land successfully and didn't explode on runway...so NO NO NO NO NO  :D

#S#

Banshee7
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Yossarian on March 08, 2008, 03:38:54 PM
right, I'm jealous of all these people getting so much attention. :furious

time to begin crashing my own P-38s, MEH!

Prepare to have some competition from the best* crasher in all AH.



*depends on definition
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Gowan on March 08, 2008, 04:06:01 PM
My final attempt, then I shall give up on my dream of SAPPhood.  I'd have brought back less 38, but I needed something to sit on when I landed. :(   




 :D
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1620/is1111aqs7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

your rounds didnt explode in your plane, im not in S.A.P.P., and i think thats an awful crash, btw it out of focus...
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: pipz on March 08, 2008, 04:06:40 PM
It was just about to blow up.Aviation gas was pouring out everywhere.From my inverted positon in the cockpit I franticly waved off the ground crew.Unwittingly they thought I was trying to be a hero and save theyre lives.Alas it was too late.They put the fire out and saved my life.<shrugs> maybe next time.

BTW This skin rocks :aok

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z207/Pimpzdog/ahss95.jpg)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Spikes on March 08, 2008, 04:24:16 PM
Here are a couple recent experiences I've had:
"So Close"
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s162/spikesx/ahss1.png)
"What happens next?"
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s162/spikesx/ahss3.png)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: USRanger on March 08, 2008, 05:00:50 PM
There's more than one way to get ahold of a S.A.P.P. membership card :t

(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/4002/v45lqkwc8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: chrish483 on March 08, 2008, 06:03:23 PM
what if you end up with skid marks like these after landing?

thats a double OUCH there bet hell be standing for awile :rofl

PG-13
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9647/31470808xg7.jpg
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Papabear on March 08, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
I now present, "Sea SAPP".

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp5.jpg)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Guppy35 on March 08, 2008, 08:29:29 PM
Gotta like the inverted 38 on the carrier landing.  Definately a certain style to that effort :)

As for holding up a SAPP pilot.  Shuff pulled a gun on me one night and 4XTCH promptly ran me over with a Tiger.  That's old stuff :)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Latrobe on March 08, 2008, 08:43:00 PM
So, I've been reading from here that to qualify for SAPP you must destroy the engines, wings, tail, guns, etc etc. So, I decieded to try out for SAPP myself. Here's me coming back to land after a vicious Furball.

NOTE: The P-38 is where the red circle is  :D

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/Latrobe_2006/sapp.jpg)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Papabear on March 08, 2008, 08:45:59 PM
Gotta like the inverted 38 on the carrier landing.  Definately a certain style to that effort :)

Carrier?... Look closer, it's on the cruiser. (Add bonus points!)
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 08, 2008, 09:29:56 PM
I now present, "Sea SAPP".

(http://www.filenanny.com/files/4690141cf359b3528/sapp5.jpg)

[golfclap]BRAVO![/golfclap]



ack-ack
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: MajWoody on March 09, 2008, 01:18:15 AM
Dear SAPP Applicant,


Thank you for your recent application for joining the ranks of the illustrious SAPP organization.  Unfortunately, based on the screenshot you provided, we are going to have to reject your application at this time.  While we do commend you on the state your Lightning was in, it just wasn't all quite there.  There were clearly areas on the plane that did not have any damage whatsoever, completely unacceptable by SAPP standards.  The pilot in the screenshot seemed calm and in complete control of his plane and self, complete opposite behavior we expect out of our SAPP members. 

It was a hard decision but we do have standards that we must uphold.

However, we do have a Jr. SAPP program that offers comprehensive training programs on the fundementals of what it takes to be a SAPP member, such as how to properly land your plane inverted without any wings or how to scream while still trying to remain manly.  After our 108 week Jr. SAPP training course, you will be eligible to join SAPP on a provisional basis.

Regards,
Ack-Ack
Project Manager for Operation Nefarious Plan For World Domination
SAPP








 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: DoNKeY on March 09, 2008, 01:30:40 AM
lol.  Can you land on a crusier, ie it counts?


 :rock
donkey
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: USRanger on March 09, 2008, 10:03:00 AM
You get a ditch.  That needs changed!
Title: Re: Worthy of S.A.P.P.??
Post by: Spikes on March 09, 2008, 12:23:08 PM
Gotta like the inverted 38 on the carrier landing.  Definately a certain style to that effort :)

As for holding up a SAPP pilot.  Shuff pulled a gun on me one night and 4XTCH promptly ran me over with a Tiger.  That's old stuff :)

That is a Cruiser bud.