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Title: Condom game
Post by: DrDea on March 09, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: mensa180 on March 09, 2008, 11:38:54 PM
Hacksaw, duct tape, garbage back, and rope.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: DrDea on March 09, 2008, 11:45:10 PM
Halloween princess costume.<clerk dials 911 in the background.>
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: flakbait on March 10, 2008, 12:02:52 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm.........

Two-part epoxy syringe kit, several lengths of PVC pipe w/ three elbow joints, PVC cleaner and adhesive, gas can, 100-count box of #4 6" deck screws, and a Dremel Master Kit. Plus the rubbers.

As he rings it up, I mutter "This time, that cat is really gonna get it."



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Flakbait [Delta6]
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: evenhaim on March 10, 2008, 12:18:33 AM
a pan a lighter amonia cloride eferdra some pvc some lare jugs and several liter cans of bleach...
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: DrDea on March 10, 2008, 12:24:42 AM
Handcuffs :furious
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: mensa180 on March 10, 2008, 12:27:53 AM
Rags and chloroform. 
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: DrDea on March 10, 2008, 12:28:49 AM
 Cat nip and welders gloves
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 10, 2008, 12:47:04 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm.........

Two-part epoxy syringe kit, several lengths of PVC pipe w/ three elbow joints, PVC cleaner and adhesive, gas can, 100-count box of #4 6" deck screws, and a Dremel Master Kit. Plus the rubbers.

As he rings it up, I mutter "This time, that cat is really gonna get it."




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Flakbait [Delta6]


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: SteveBailey on March 10, 2008, 12:49:53 AM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away

hemorrhoid cream.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: texasmom on March 10, 2008, 12:53:42 AM
If the store sells it, why would buying their own products raise eyebrows?
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: NUKE on March 10, 2008, 12:57:25 AM
A nine volt battery, rubber boots, condoms, rope and some lighter fluid. Buy these late at night.

 
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: SD67 on March 10, 2008, 01:42:51 AM
Condoms, duct tape, 3 rat traps and black silk ribbon.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on March 10, 2008, 03:05:31 AM
Duct tape, box cutter, baseball bat, cucumber, butter, and ask for the clerks phone number when you buy it.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: JB88 on March 10, 2008, 03:44:24 AM
the girl that i am about to nail.

 :cool:
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on March 10, 2008, 03:45:11 AM
the girl that i am about to nail.

 :cool:

He would probably assume shes your daughter
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on March 10, 2008, 05:37:13 AM
I told my wife to handle the birth control - it's much more fun without the rubber.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: trax1 on March 10, 2008, 07:11:53 AM
A cucumber & KY Jelly.  For her ofcourse.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Maverick on March 10, 2008, 11:37:53 AM
A cucumber & KY Jelly.  For her ofcourse.

It's good you are getting her something of size, for a change.
 :P
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: AWMac on March 10, 2008, 11:39:38 AM
Ohhhhh ~Touche~

"Medic!!!!!"

 :rofl

Mac
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Gowan on March 10, 2008, 12:01:08 PM
i'd get ice packs, handcuffs, chloroform, and all the ingredients needed to make meth, and a bag of magnums (cause im that damn good)

while at the cashier id just chuckle maniacly under my breath and then wink at the cashier if its a chick
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Airscrew on March 10, 2008, 12:22:58 PM
It's good you are getting her something of size, for a change.
 :P
ohhh, that's gona leave a mark...  :salute
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Shuffler on March 10, 2008, 12:25:02 PM
Quart of Penzoil
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: MsBhaven on March 10, 2008, 12:52:33 PM
You guys are to funny. I was ROLFLMAO when I read this.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Denholm on March 10, 2008, 01:53:53 PM
If you no longer have it, may I borrow it? :D
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: BOXGIRL on March 10, 2008, 02:03:14 PM
pregnancy test and the condoms....
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Dowding on March 10, 2008, 02:21:13 PM
I once bought pack of 12 condoms, 2 six packs of beer and a toothbrush.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Nilsen on March 10, 2008, 03:06:47 PM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away

Beeing a member of the AH community i would say:

A wool sweater and lipgloss

Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: RightF00T on March 10, 2008, 03:56:34 PM
An apple pie
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: eskimo2 on March 10, 2008, 05:44:28 PM
A 28# turkey, a gallon can of Crisco, a 24 pack of rubbers, the latest issue of "Cat Fancy", 16 - 24 Oz Rockstar Energy Drinks and a stick of cheap bright red lipstick.









Admit it; you want to party with me...
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Meatwad on March 10, 2008, 05:57:22 PM
A can of spray crisco and complain that you couldnt find where they keep the personal lubricants
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: opposum on March 10, 2008, 06:10:15 PM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away


i say one of vanscrews inflatable sheep  :D
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: AWMac on March 10, 2008, 06:16:20 PM
A bottle of Woolite and ask the cashier if she could recite a verse of "Mary Had a Lil Lamb".

Smile and breathe deeply.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: SuBWaYCH on March 10, 2008, 06:20:31 PM
I'd bring my girlfriend to the register with me.


Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: AWMac on March 10, 2008, 06:23:34 PM
I'd bring my girlfriend to the register with me.

"Price Check....."
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: SuBWaYCH on March 10, 2008, 06:46:10 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Serenity on March 10, 2008, 06:48:52 PM
about 20 24 packs of condoms, a bag of catnip and some super glue.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Barnes828 on March 10, 2008, 07:25:50 PM
Hip Waders, Gorilla Glue, 20 jars of salsa, and a pack of gum.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: DmonSlyr on March 10, 2008, 07:31:33 PM
i got 2 but dont take it serioulsy.

1. a 4 year old girl (doughter) with the condoms

2. a blow up doll and tell the clerk "what i need some practice" and wink at him/her
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Gowan on March 11, 2008, 11:11:21 PM
a box of condoms, 4-5 mouse traps, and 3 bottles of bacardi caribbean spiced rum
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: RATTFINK on March 11, 2008, 11:43:51 PM
interesting

Oh yeah... ingredients to make a ruffie
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: angelsandair on March 12, 2008, 01:19:38 AM
Lemon Juice, bunch of plastic bags, trash bags, gun shells, lubricant, toilet paper, and 2 bottles of everclear.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: doogan on March 12, 2008, 02:03:49 AM
See Rule #7
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: angelsandair on March 12, 2008, 02:26:08 AM
Lemon Juice, bunch of plastic bags, trash bags, gun shells, lubricant, toilet paper, and 2 bottles of everclear.

oh and I would also buy like 800$$ worth of rubbers and then pay with cash.
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Meatwad on March 12, 2008, 07:21:46 AM
A trenchcoat, gloves that run all the way to your elbow, and a rubber chicken


Dont forget to pant and drool while at the counter
Title: Re: Condom game
Post by: Gowan on March 12, 2008, 10:53:31 AM
See Rule #7

SKUZZINATED!!!!

(i love doing that)