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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DrDea on March 09, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
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Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
I say....Dog treats
Fire away
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Hacksaw, duct tape, garbage back, and rope.
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Halloween princess costume.<clerk dials 911 in the background.>
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Hmmmmmmmmm.........
Two-part epoxy syringe kit, several lengths of PVC pipe w/ three elbow joints, PVC cleaner and adhesive, gas can, 100-count box of #4 6" deck screws, and a Dremel Master Kit. Plus the rubbers.
As he rings it up, I mutter "This time, that cat is really gonna get it."
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Flakbait [Delta6]
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a pan a lighter amonia cloride eferdra some pvc some lare jugs and several liter cans of bleach...
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Handcuffs :furious
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Rags and chloroform.
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Cat nip and welders gloves
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Hmmmmmmmmm.........
Two-part epoxy syringe kit, several lengths of PVC pipe w/ three elbow joints, PVC cleaner and adhesive, gas can, 100-count box of #4 6" deck screws, and a Dremel Master Kit. Plus the rubbers.
As he rings it up, I mutter "This time, that cat is really gonna get it."
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Flakbait [Delta6]
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
I say....Dog treats
Fire away
hemorrhoid cream.
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If the store sells it, why would buying their own products raise eyebrows?
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A nine volt battery, rubber boots, condoms, rope and some lighter fluid. Buy these late at night.
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Condoms, duct tape, 3 rat traps and black silk ribbon.
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Duct tape, box cutter, baseball bat, cucumber, butter, and ask for the clerks phone number when you buy it.
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the girl that i am about to nail.
:cool:
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the girl that i am about to nail.
:cool:
He would probably assume shes your daughter
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I told my wife to handle the birth control - it's much more fun without the rubber.
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A cucumber & KY Jelly. For her ofcourse.
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A cucumber & KY Jelly. For her ofcourse.
It's good you are getting her something of size, for a change.
:P
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Ohhhhh ~Touche~
"Medic!!!!!"
:rofl
Mac
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i'd get ice packs, handcuffs, chloroform, and all the ingredients needed to make meth, and a bag of magnums (cause im that damn good)
while at the cashier id just chuckle maniacly under my breath and then wink at the cashier if its a chick
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It's good you are getting her something of size, for a change.
:P
ohhh, that's gona leave a mark... :salute
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Quart of Penzoil
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You guys are to funny. I was ROLFLMAO when I read this.
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If you no longer have it, may I borrow it? :D
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pregnancy test and the condoms....
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I once bought pack of 12 condoms, 2 six packs of beer and a toothbrush.
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Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
I say....Dog treats
Fire away
Beeing a member of the AH community i would say:
A wool sweater and lipgloss
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An apple pie
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A 28# turkey, a gallon can of Crisco, a 24 pack of rubbers, the latest issue of "Cat Fancy", 16 - 24 Oz Rockstar Energy Drinks and a stick of cheap bright red lipstick.
Admit it; you want to party with me...
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A can of spray crisco and complain that you couldnt find where they keep the personal lubricants
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Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
I say....Dog treats
Fire away
i say one of vanscrews inflatable sheep :D
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A bottle of Woolite and ask the cashier if she could recite a verse of "Mary Had a Lil Lamb".
Smile and breathe deeply.
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I'd bring my girlfriend to the register with me.
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I'd bring my girlfriend to the register with me.
"Price Check....."
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:lol
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about 20 24 packs of condoms, a bag of catnip and some super glue.
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Hip Waders, Gorilla Glue, 20 jars of salsa, and a pack of gum.
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i got 2 but dont take it serioulsy.
1. a 4 year old girl (doughter) with the condoms
2. a blow up doll and tell the clerk "what i need some practice" and wink at him/her
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a box of condoms, 4-5 mouse traps, and 3 bottles of bacardi caribbean spiced rum
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interesting
Oh yeah... ingredients to make a ruffie
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Lemon Juice, bunch of plastic bags, trash bags, gun shells, lubricant, toilet paper, and 2 bottles of everclear.
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See Rule #7
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Lemon Juice, bunch of plastic bags, trash bags, gun shells, lubricant, toilet paper, and 2 bottles of everclear.
oh and I would also buy like 800$$ worth of rubbers and then pay with cash.
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A trenchcoat, gloves that run all the way to your elbow, and a rubber chicken
Dont forget to pant and drool while at the counter
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See Rule #7
SKUZZINATED!!!!
(i love doing that)