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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2008, 05:57:22 PM »
A can of spray crisco and complain that you couldnt find where they keep the personal lubricants
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2008, 06:10:15 PM »
Quote from: DrDea on March 09, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
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i say one of vanscrews inflatable sheep  :D
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2008, 06:16:20 PM »
A bottle of Woolite and ask the cashier if she could recite a verse of "Mary Had a Lil Lamb".

Smile and breathe deeply.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2008, 06:20:31 PM »
I'd bring my girlfriend to the register with me.


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Re: Condom game
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2008, 06:23:34 PM »
Quote from: SuBWaYCH on March 10, 2008, 06:20:31 PM
I'd bring my girlfriend to the register with me.

"Price Check....."
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2008, 06:46:10 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2008, 06:48:52 PM »
about 20 24 packs of condoms, a bag of catnip and some super glue.
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Offline Barnes828

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2008, 07:25:50 PM »
Hip Waders, Gorilla Glue, 20 jars of salsa, and a pack of gum.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2008, 07:31:33 PM »
i got 2 but dont take it serioulsy.

1. a 4 year old girl (doughter) with the condoms

2. a blow up doll and tell the clerk "what i need some practice" and wink at him/her
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Offline Gowan

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2008, 11:11:21 PM »
a box of condoms, 4-5 mouse traps, and 3 bottles of bacardi caribbean spiced rum
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2008, 11:43:51 PM »
interesting

Oh yeah... ingredients to make a ruffie
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Offline angelsandair

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2008, 01:19:38 AM »
Lemon Juice, bunch of plastic bags, trash bags, gun shells, lubricant, toilet paper, and 2 bottles of everclear.
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Offline doogan

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2008, 02:03:49 AM »
See Rule #7
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2008, 02:26:08 AM »
Quote from: angelsandair on March 12, 2008, 01:19:38 AM
Lemon Juice, bunch of plastic bags, trash bags, gun shells, lubricant, toilet paper, and 2 bottles of everclear.

oh and I would also buy like 800$$ worth of rubbers and then pay with cash.
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2008, 07:21:46 AM »
A trenchcoat, gloves that run all the way to your elbow, and a rubber chicken


Dont forget to pant and drool while at the counter
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