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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: deskjockey on March 15, 2008, 08:10:19 PM
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Oh the tangeled web we weive!
Some time ago I decided to take the game to the next level. Most players on here play for one reason or another, but usually the same, FUN and destroying the enemy. I decide to take it to the next level. SPYING.... I prefer to call it "Information gathering". I been flying for a few years now and always seem to hear a thing or two on how this person or that person has a cheat. I got news for you- there isn't any cheats...... SO I decided to join a squad for 1 reason. Gathering Information.
Here's how it began......
You see, im always a Knight, so I made friends with a bishop so he could help me out in the long run. The goal there was to have him "UP" so I could fly the "SPY". This was not used to pad a score or located the enemy, Let make that extremily clear now. This was used to throw off any questions that might arise from the Soars. That way if the Soars started to ask questions they could see that we were both up at once and not blow my cover. I made a name, and started to fly. That simple. I flew where ever the Soars were flying to "gain" thier respect. It worked. Within a few weeks the CO asked me to join his squad.... My plan is coming together..... I played dumb, always asking what things meant, how do you do this or that and so on. I truely wanted to see if these Soars were as good as "we" ( the enemy) really think they are or are not.
I continued to fly and beleive it or not I took notes. I wrote down everything that seemed out of place. I finally got tired of taking notes and just went on memory. I have noticed a few thing about the Soars that seem to need improvement.
#1 Teamwork---For a squad they dont fly as one. They dont "up" at the same time so they are easier targets. They also seem to work in different areas of the map at the same time. Not sure if that is good or bad...
#2 RESISTANCE--- They hate it!!!!! They see it they leave!
#3 SCORE---- Its all about socre to them. Personally I could care less how many times I get killed. I expect it
#4 STATS--- I'm always hearing them on the VOX talking about this NIT or that ROOK and thier score,,,,,,, news flash WHO CARES....
#5 03:00---- They come on at 3 am and milkrun. OK who really cares about that...
#6 ACK HUGGERS---- This kills me. WE all do it, thats why there is ack... They do it just as much. But Whine when the enemy does it. Let us get co alt and equal speed and we will fight ya.
#7 SIDE SWITCHING. I have seen them switch sides to pad thier score. A respected member of the Soars quit the squad for this reason.
#8 They dont like to take challanges.
#9 They will not fight alone, THIS IS A GOOD THING, NEVER NEVER LEAVE YOUR WINGMAN....
#10 There is no number ten.
I was planning on flying a few more months to gather more info but it got old and boring.
SUMMARY---- All-in-all the soars are a good bunch of guys. They know thier stuff and they for sure ARE NOT CHEATING. Which was my main goal.
The best thing of this whole info gathering mission is the soars TRULY TRULY HATE ME..... Problem is, until now, they dont know who I am, and may still not know after they read this. That is what made it so much fun. I flew with these guys and they NEVER KNEW who I really was.
Im almost sure when they find out who I am I will be banned from the squad... OH WELL my job is complete.
Soars thanks for letting me fly with you. You can listen to eveyone tell you that your cheating, but your not!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF was the point of this thread? You have too much time on ur hands. LAME
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Spell run
Are
you
IN?
:pray
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ummmm, yeah
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I don't get it...
You are calling yourself a spy and telling us...
That is a piece of information I didn't need to know, thanks!
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LMFAO, I think if you actually typed more on that wall oftext, someone MIGHT have given a rats posterior.
Post count bump! :rock
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Wow um.....IN? :huh
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I believe an animal has translated what you said into..
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:huh
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How brave posting as a shade :aok
IN!
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since when do toolsheds in EarlyWar call u guys cheaters?
do buildings talk now :uhoh
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1175_1205637093_rb.jpg)
In case nobody gave one I brought my own.
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pretty Lame. :rofl
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(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/score002.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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For those of you who don't want to read all this let me sum it up for you
I Like to spy!
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:rock IN!
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The drama-meter just busted a nut.
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The drama-meter just busted a nut.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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There's 2 minutes of my life I'll never recover....
:noid
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Deskjockey (what a name, btw :rolleyes:) You really need to reconnect with the real world and GET A LIFE.
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I believe an animal has translated what you said into..
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9376/squeakgx2.jpg)
:huh
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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:huh
:noid
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IN
btw anyone flying agenst them for one sortie knows all those things you say. You can always find them taking a base in the EW. If you roll from that base they are killing each other trying to run away. Iv seen five (5) thats 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 soars running from one guy. If it can shoot back the soars are scared of it.
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IN
If it can shoot back the soars are scared of it.
LMFAOROF :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Funny that you don't get it the whole point of this game & what makes it so good is that you never know what some one is going to do in this game. If they run they run if they are bnzers they are bnzers & so on & so on. Don't get so upset about what some one else is doing just enjoy the fact that you have to adjust for others style of game play & shoot them down on your terms. PS this is a pointless post on your part.
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Ooh!Ooh! Look at me! Look at me! Tool. Good luck with that, Richard Cranium. I can't imagine I could live such a vapid existence that I would need to post this. Friction burns on the schwanz for sure, Chachie!
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I don't understand why someone would want to take the time to join let alone spy on one of the most crappiest squadrons to have ever polluted the AH pond.
ack-ack
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Ive only been here for about a year and some change. So who are the Soars and who is deskjockey.
:D :D :rofl :rofl
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what a dweeb!
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Jon is officially INJon is officially IN
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Get your mom to give you a special spy-cookie.
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Never heard of the SOARS. Are they a squad or something?
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If it can shoot back the soars are scared of it.
:rofl
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Never heard of 'em. You sure you spelled it right? :huh
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WTF :huh like we never knew that chit, you nimrod!
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Get your mom to give you a special spy-cookie.
She's busy at the moment. I'll let her know.
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Heh... I got all that information from my secret decoder ring and didn't even have to change countries.
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Who do I send the bill to for my wasted time on this worthless thread? Please advise... :rolleyes:
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:huh
you just wasted 7 minutes of my life AND I WANT IT BACK !
what a moron
btw
in
Fungi
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Here´s a room full of those who care...
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WOW :huh
You sure are super duper smart what with all that high level infiltraten n stuff. My hat is off to ya. What a clever, clever boy.
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Personal thought- [edit] :lol
Official Thought- no comment :lol
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1175_1205637093_rb.jpg)
In case nobody gave one I brought my own.
Freakin hilarious :lol
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This has to be as sad as anything the S.O.R.E.S. have ever done. In point of fact, there are some decent guys in that squad. Unfortunately, they chose to follow a lame path. :frown:
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She's busy at the moment. I'll let her know.
You're cover has officially been busted. Good job. I want my 5 minutes back, by the way.
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I truely wanted to see if these Soars were as good as "we" ( the enemy) really think they are or are not.
Lol who thought they were good? :rofl :rofl
They were a top 5 squad (in SCORE, mind you) until the scores in EW MW LW were separated----then they dropped off radar in LW ....wonder why?
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A legend in their own minds.
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Why not man up and admit who you are? Easy to insult someone or a group while hiding.
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Looks like that thread from a while back where someone poked fun at SOARs training that was skuzzyfried. Anyhow I have a friend who wants to comment on this thread........
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IN
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Well That was....the biggest wast of time i ever read something
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How dare you spy on the #1 base taking squad in EW!
I only hope they are merciful when they catch up with you. :uhoh
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What's a SOAR and why do we care how they spend their time?
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Oh the tangeled web we weive!
Some time ago I decided to take the game to the next level. Most players on here play for one reason or another, but usually the same, FUN and destroying the enemy. I decide to take it to the next level. SPYING.... I prefer to call it "Information gathering".
Thanks for sharing... Now, collect your prize:
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