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Title: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 11:24:13 AM
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh204/arlogu3/DarthMilker.jpg)

*Just a joke. Feel the hate. Love the game. Make war not love.  :D
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Larry on March 30, 2008, 11:28:05 AM
Real question is what were you doing up at 9AM on a sunday?
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 11:30:05 AM
*Shrug* Checking for milkmen? I ran out of cereal. AHII taking my mind off hunger. He was there before me. Dunno if he pulled the nightshift or was just relieved, though. :D
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Larry on March 30, 2008, 11:33:03 AM
He looks new the AvA. Just check his base capture stats.
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 11:33:56 AM
Oh yeah. Base capture stats. Must be new. Or not yet recruited by the JG.  ;) :D
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: VansCrew1 on March 30, 2008, 12:06:51 PM
Allies took Base the two bases, it was like 6 vs 0. If any one's the milkers it's the allies.
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: storch on March 30, 2008, 12:14:46 PM
Oh yeah. Base capture stats. Must be new. Or not yet recruited by the JG.  ;) :D
except we screen applicants and fire people with little fanfare we hired and fired six last month.  not everyone meets our excating standards of combat decorum.  how's your recruiting drive?
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Slash27 on March 30, 2008, 12:49:49 PM
Are you doing work for the Clinton campaign?
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 01:03:37 PM
Allies took Base the two bases, it was like 6 vs 0. If any one's the milkers it's the allies.

Only cause the early morning axis shift got demoralized and logged. We're not proud. But apparently we got a "job" to do just like ya'll. Britannia kicked the sausage sniffers off the coast. Long live the King. Now we can meet over the channel where tanks dont float. Well ... ok ... the LVTs do. Is there a backup plan when the British fleets intercept? :D
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 01:05:06 PM
except we screen applicants and fire people with little fanfare we hired and fired six last month.  not everyone meets our excating standards of combat decorum.  how's your recruiting drive?

Our's? Smashing. We don't require our new recruits to do the perverted and debasing things the Luftwaffe do to keep a job. :D
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Anaxogoras on March 30, 2008, 06:19:24 PM
The strange thing is that AvA milk-running is usually done with gv's, and not aircraft.  Just today there were allies logged on but you couldn't fight them anywhere over the channel.  It turned out they were trying to sneak a base with LVT's, followed by a carrier-launched kamikazi boston and some "sea-hurris" that lack a tail-hook.
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 06:41:32 PM
I was there. Though I'd venture there were hookless Seafire Mk Is, as well. When the rest of the group follows an admiral bent on turning the tables on the German invasion plan and ramping up D-Day three years early ... and there's just not much London bombing going on (and there was a little bit before the distractovasion brought it to an end) then the choices were:

1: Keep flying the dar gap bombed out by the Luftwaffe (great historical immersion but it gets old when the enemy is drawn away from following up by having to defend Calais and me and Von were left testing Spitfire fuel capacity with a full load of ammo).

2: Join in the lunacy .... if it at least provides some challenging combat at fairly equal odds (it ended up getting way too lopsided for either Von or me to get much more out of it than boredom and/or embarrassment).

3: Or log to either another arena or out of the game entirely.

I ended up doing all three. In that order. And in short order.  :(
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Anaxogoras on March 30, 2008, 07:45:28 PM
I had to laugh at myself when I brought HE ammo isntead of AP.  The darn M8 default is HE only.   :P

We would love to bomb london but the puffy ack is ferocious.  Unless we can up some good numbers, I wonder whether a flight of Ju's could even make it.  I will try it tonight.

P.S.  London = HQ?
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 30, 2008, 08:05:44 PM
I had to laugh at myself when I brought HE ammo isntead of AP.  The darn M8 default is HE only.   :P

We would love to bomb london but the puffy ack is ferocious.  Unless we can up some good numbers, I wonder whether a flight of Ju's could even make it.  I will try it tonight.

P.S.  London = HQ?

That's it. Two formations made it in today. One high and one low ... the high one chased by three spits the low one not even seen until it made its drop and began egressing. Both guys earned my genuine thanks and a sincere salute from both me and Von.
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: 1redrum on March 30, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
can we change it to Ice Cream , it is a dairy prouduct ,and well we all know its just yummy ,besides i scream you scream ,we all scream for ice cream ,

 everyone gets exited when the ice cream man passes by   , then you can say cool stuff like "we really Creamed those bases , cause milk that sweet gots to be ice cream baby ,, oh ya"  { in barry whites voice }


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG0WCjgRSyQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG0WCjgRSyQ&feature=related)

 
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Anaxogoras on March 31, 2008, 03:56:32 AM
Ok, I bombed London, but the only RAF pilot on at the time never tried to stop me.  I took a south-north rout which avoided more of the puffy ack, but took a series of pings over London which caused a fuel leak.  All in all, the puffy ack is still worse to fighters than bombers, and it shoots at your 109 even when radar is dead and you're above the cloud layer.  Avoid those ports!
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Odee on March 31, 2008, 04:03:49 AM
Allies took Base the two bases, it was like 6 vs 0. If any one's the milkers it's the allies.
Well hellooooo Kettle.
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Arlo on March 31, 2008, 05:01:57 AM
Ok, I bombed London, but the only RAF pilot on at the time never tried to stop me.  I took a south-north rout which avoided more of the puffy ack, but took a series of pings over London which caused a fuel leak.  All in all, the puffy ack is still worse to fighters than bombers, and it shoots at your 109 even when radar is dead and you're above the cloud layer.  Avoid those ports!

Had to work tonight or I woulda been there to sustain a pilot wound from your JU88 popguns. Really ... I enjoy buff interception in BoB even though I'm the suckiest buff interceptor in the AHiverse (no matter what extreme approach I try ... the extremer the better chance of a dweebollision).  :)
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: Odee on March 31, 2008, 09:23:19 AM
can we change it to Ice Cream , it is a dairy prouduct ,and well we all know its just yummy ,besides i scream you scream ,we all scream for ice cream ,
I vote Sherbert!  Nice, orangy, sherbert!
 :rock
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: apcampbell on March 31, 2008, 09:52:19 AM
Sherbert?? d00d, Ben & Jerry's!
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: JagdTankker on March 31, 2008, 06:41:43 PM
except we screen applicants and fire people with little fanfare we hired and fired six last month. 

i tryed to join a while ago but i changed my mind when storch had me watch the " JG/54 Squad Introduction Video ".really not my cup a tea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: captain1ma on March 31, 2008, 07:16:01 PM
gotta hand it to you jagdtankker, you come up with some good stuff for a 14 year old. keep up the good work!!v  :aok
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: JagdTankker on March 31, 2008, 08:25:20 PM
gotta hand it to you jagdtankker, you come up with some good stuff for a 14 year old. keep up the good work!!v  :aok


looks like you had no problem with the  video
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: captain1ma on March 31, 2008, 11:56:22 PM
actually i didnt watch it, i figured based on your age(14) and IQ(less then 50) it wasnt worth even looking at. have a nice day  :)
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: JagdTankker on April 01, 2008, 08:39:39 AM
actually i didnt watch it, i figured based on your age(14) and IQ(less then 50) it wasnt worth even looking at. have a nice day  :)

you can do better than that, i know you can.as much as you hump storchypoo's ankle i know you got better material than that.
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: captain1ma on April 01, 2008, 09:29:11 AM
yea i do, but why waste it on the likes of you. i rather help someone that needs encouragement then listen to your bantering. grow up boy!!  :)
Title: Re: Got milk?
Post by: JagdTankker on April 01, 2008, 09:47:28 AM
yea i do, but why waste it on the likes of you. i rather help someone that needs encouragement then listen to your bantering. grow up boy!!  :)

your comin up empty.......again........ :D :aok :rock :rofl :rofl :rofl