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Title: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2008, 08:08:20 PM
this new bouncer at my watering hole. 
hugahunk.

gonna have to tone him down with my wit.

like a grindstone.


who's the jerk in your life? 

whatchoo gonna do bout it?

Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Yeager on April 08, 2008, 08:11:26 PM
Its interesting now that you make me think about it....I am jerk free at this time  :cool:
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 08:12:12 PM
this new bouncer at my watering hole. 
hugahunk.

gonna have to tone him down with my wit.

like a grindstone.


who's the jerk in your life? 

whatchoo gonna do bout it?



Normally jerks that come into the Bar with a hummingbird arse mentality and have to be tossed out.

My job sux.

 :P

Mac

whatchoo gonna do bout it?  Nada, they always come back...again and again.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: SuBWaYCH on April 08, 2008, 08:13:06 PM
Mike Ardogoropolis. Maybe the biggest idiot in the entire school. He acts like he is 50 Cent.

Kid has got no future, and doesn't care.

People like him.....


Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Airhead on April 08, 2008, 08:15:49 PM
Normally jerks that come into the Bar with a hummingbird arse mentality and have to be tossed out.

My job sux.

 :P

Mac

whatchoo gonna do bout it?  Nada, they always come back...again and again.

You're a bouncer now? Wow.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 08:19:30 PM
Didn't say that.. just said "jerks coming into a Bar with a Hummingbird arse mentality and gettin tossed out"  Then said my "Job sux".  Then they "come back again and again."

Gawd yer so easy Airhead.. would have thought you would have read into that! 

Just an Observer.

Assumptions bite.

 :rofl

Dam fishin is good tonight.  *hands Airhead the Needlenose pliars from the Tacklebox*  This should help ya some.

Mac
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: CAP1 on April 08, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
See Rule #7
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 08, 2008, 09:10:00 PM
the hippie across the hall with the 80000000000 watt stereo. the thing blares hippie crap all night, and his roommate blares death metal all day. no need for a loud stereo here, you can hear someone fart 6 rooms away. one of these days that steroe is going to have an unfortunate malfunction and "fall" off the roof.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2008, 09:13:15 PM
he's just not a good bouncer.

billy is.  billy is just alright.

this guy thinks he's a father figure and all the place needs a whoopin.

whatever dude.

like a grindstone i tell you.

Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: texasmom on April 08, 2008, 09:16:56 PM
Its interesting now that you make me think about it....I am jerk free at this time  :cool:

ditto  :)
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Geary420 on April 08, 2008, 09:17:31 PM
Hmm, I seem to be running low on jerks, but I do have a surplus of drunken idots, and psycho squeakes.  Perhaps we could work out a trade?
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on April 08, 2008, 09:25:02 PM
how psycho?

Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: vorticon on April 08, 2008, 09:27:54 PM
luckily a pretty good lack of jerks here.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 08, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
this new bouncer at my watering hole. 
googlyboo.

gonna have to tone him down with my wit.

like a grindstone.


who's the jerk in your life? 

whatchoo gonna do bout it?



This is exactly why I drink at home...

alone...


all by myself...


in a closet....


oh God -  :cry
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Geary420 on April 08, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
how psycho?

Get wasted, get busted underage in a bar, then have your dad drop you off at my house at 2am so you can destroy my toejam and use my head for a punching bag psycho.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: DiabloTX on April 08, 2008, 09:37:12 PM
Steve Martin was great in The Jerk.

He hates these cans!!!!!!!!!

The new phonebooks are here!!!  THE NEW PHONEBOOKS ARE HERE!!!!!
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Nefarious on April 08, 2008, 09:43:03 PM
who's the jerk in your life? 

whatchoo gonna do bout it?

A Co-worker... we'll call her (B)itchy Mc(B)itchface.

She complains about everything and is the biggest finger pointer/tattle tale/lying/back stabbing/no-count woman I have ever met.  She is a true BIATCH! I wish I could fight her in our parking lot, But I would go to jail. Is it bad to think I could harm a woman? Maybe I should hire some women to fight her in our parking lot so I could watch, to make sure they win of course.

Until then, I will ignore her the best I can, and refrain from losing my cool. And dream of the day I can sick my tight bodied femme hit squad on (B)itchy Mc(B)itchface.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: REP0MAN on April 08, 2008, 09:54:53 PM
Am I allowed to say, "Everyone that I work with except two"?

.....cause that would be on da money

Until then, I will ignore her the best I can, and refrain from losing my cool. And dream of the day I can sick my tight bodied femme hit squad on (B)itchy Mc(B)itchface.

You mean the ones with the boobies that shoot real bullets?

word
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 10:08:19 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: wrongwayric on April 08, 2008, 10:18:46 PM
My upstairs neighbors. :furious I live in an old house that is now a 4 room apartment bldg. No real insulation between floors as they are all old hardwood with lath and plaster ceilings under them. I'm not sure but i think he and she are elephants in disquise as they stomp across the floor worse than anyone i've ever heard, and i grew up in a family of 9 kids in the same type of house. When i asked them if they could keep it down there reply was live with it. :O Now i'm eyeing my shotgun and .45 and thinking........a few rounds for peace and quite might be worth a night in jail. ;) I swear officer i was cleaning it and it went off! Uh yep all 3 times sir. :rofl
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Mini D on April 08, 2008, 10:46:47 PM
See Rules $6, #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 10:53:37 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Mini D on April 08, 2008, 11:09:59 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 11:15:34 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Mini D on April 08, 2008, 11:39:49 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 08, 2008, 11:56:31 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 09, 2008, 12:00:06 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: EskimoJoe on April 09, 2008, 12:03:21 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on April 09, 2008, 12:05:14 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 09, 2008, 12:15:42 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: MoeRon on April 09, 2008, 12:41:39 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: 1sum41 on April 09, 2008, 01:00:15 AM
the biggest jerk is jerret jones he is a jock and he is retarded
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on April 09, 2008, 04:41:14 AM
funny story.

guy i work with walks up to me while i'm shaking a martini at a table...says, you are so retarded.

to which i replied, "uh.  you are retarded." and went about pouring the martini and asking him to grab me something or other.

unbeknown to him, there was a special olympian at the table.

i felt it was the best way to handle it and was relieved the lady who heard it didn't make a deal.

there was something sorta slow about this fellow...but he wore his medal with his words and his good human decency.  i rather liked him alot.

3rd place in japan.  cross country skiing.

i told him about it later and watched his face drain like a quarter full bathtub.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on April 09, 2008, 04:42:22 AM
it wasnt near as bad as another guy asking a vice president of anhauser bush why he would want to slowly pour such a crappy beer in a glass.

 :rofl 

that was classic.

Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Yknurd on April 09, 2008, 12:40:00 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Yknurd on April 09, 2008, 12:42:32 PM
^^^ I felt left out.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on April 09, 2008, 12:46:19 PM
sorry for the all the rule #2 violations that you had to deal with in this thread skuzzy.

note to self.

i fear this thread...is doomed.




Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: midnight Target on April 09, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
This one guy I work with..

Brain surgery is very tiring...

My job sux



Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: DiabloTX on April 09, 2008, 01:17:34 PM
sorry for the all the rule #2 violations that you had to deal with in this thread skuzzy.

note to self.

i fear this thread...is doomed.

Hmmmm...a philosophical connundrum;  is ole Skuzzy being a jerk?  Or is he just doing his job?

Discuss.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AKIron on April 09, 2008, 01:44:23 PM
I'm the biggest jerk I know, few compare.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Airhead on April 09, 2008, 03:24:14 PM
I don't know who Rule#2 is, but he must be a real jerk for so many of you to suggest we go see him.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Yknurd on April 09, 2008, 06:27:37 PM
This one guy I work with..

Brain surgery is very tiring...

My job sux





Oh...I get it!  That's a funny directed at Mac.

It's quite potent!
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: CAP1 on May 23, 2008, 11:02:04 PM
See Rule #7

know what's REALLY bad? i can't remember what i typed here to get skuzzified :O
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: DiabloTX on May 23, 2008, 11:26:02 PM
Wow, yeah, a lot of jerks in this thread.  Yeah, my job totally sucks as well.  Sucks like a black hole.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: nirvana on May 24, 2008, 12:10:45 AM
I like to push any jerks I come across square into the ocean.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: CAP1 on May 24, 2008, 12:17:18 AM
I like to push any jerks I come across square into the ocean.
i like to push em in front of the next train :O
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: nirvana on May 24, 2008, 02:04:25 AM
Whatever works, we don't have trains up where I am though. ;)
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: AWMac on May 24, 2008, 04:16:16 AM
This one guy I work with..

Brain surgery is very tiring...

My job sux


Ya gotta try harder.  That was weak.  I take it you never fish huh?
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: midnight Target on June 01, 2008, 06:59:28 PM
Just poke holes in hot air balloons.

Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on June 01, 2008, 07:08:50 PM
sssssssssstttt.

hey man.  stop it.

 :cool:
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Getback on June 01, 2008, 07:55:18 PM
the hippie across the hall with the 80000000000 watt stereo. the thing blares hippie crap all night, and his roommate blares death metal all day. no need for a loud stereo here, you can hear someone fart 6 rooms away. one of these days that steroe is going to have an unfortunate malfunction and "fall" off the roof.
Okay you win! It's not my brother is it.  :rofl Actually he's 55 years old and is going deaf from loud rock.

Personally its my neighbor. We share a drive and he blocks me in. He also threw a metal pipe at my garage door one night while I was playing AH and dented my new garage door. He has thrown his Mountain dew cans in my yard and in my house gutters. If he finds trash in his well kept yard he throws it in my yard. I saw him about a week ago while mowing my yard. I had picked up a mountain dew can from my yard and a box he let blow in my yard, a large cardboard box. So I was ticked already and then he wants to ack like he's a good guy. He said Hi Ron and gave a big cheezey grin. I told him edit edit, he said what? I said edit edit and he ran for the border. What am I going to do. I'm building a fence down the middle of the drive and installing cameras. I called the police about him. They said if we share a drive he can block me in and there is nothing they can do. They said build a fence down the middle. So I'm taking their advice.
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: SD67 on June 01, 2008, 10:08:58 PM
:rofl edit edit...
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on June 02, 2008, 02:44:28 AM
Okay you win! It's not my brother is it.  :rofl Actually he's 55 years old and is going deaf from loud rock.

Personally its my neighbor. We share a drive and he blocks me in. He also threw a metal pipe at my garage door one night while I was playing AH and dented my new garage door. He has thrown his Mountain dew cans in my yard and in my house gutters. If he finds trash in his well kept yard he throws it in my yard. I saw him about a week ago while mowing my yard. I had picked up a mountain dew can from my yard and a box he let blow in my yard, a large cardboard box. So I was ticked already and then he wants to ack like he's a good guy. He said Hi Ron and gave a big cheezey grin. I told him edit edit, he said what? I said edit edit and he ran for the border. What am I going to do. I'm building a fence down the middle of the drive and installing cameras. I called the police about him. They said if we share a drive he can block me in and there is nothing they can do. They said build a fence down the middle. So I'm taking their advice.

tools abound.

 :aok
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Airhead on June 02, 2008, 10:37:08 AM
These two guys who work in the industrial complex where my shop is. Most buildings there are for storage for wineries, so there's no cars in the parking lot except for theirs...and they both insist on having the space on the end. If one gets there first and gets it the other guy will back in, putting his door about an inch from the other guy's car. Now they've exchanged angry notes left on each other's windshield, claiming ownership of that perticular parking space. Well, actually I wrote one of the notes to get the ball rolling, which makes me the jerk I guess....

But it's still fun. :)
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: VonMessa on June 02, 2008, 10:42:44 AM
These two guys who work in the industrial complex where my shop is. Most buildings there are for storage for wineries, so there's no cars in the parking lot except for theirs...and they both insist on having the space on the end. If one gets there first and gets it the other guy will back in, putting his door about an inch from the other guy's car. Now they've exchanged angry notes left on each other's windshield, claiming ownership of that perticular parking space. Well, actually I wrote one of the notes to get the ball rolling, which makes me the jerk I guess....

But it's still fun. :)

Priceless.     :aok
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Sikboy on June 02, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
I'm going to just say "Dan-Hole" and leave it at that. Once I start ranting on him, I just can't stop. Like this one time... never mind. Sigh.

-Sik
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: JB88 on June 02, 2008, 04:35:28 PM
"every rose has it's brad" - girl at the local pub last night.

 :lol
Title: Re: jerks.
Post by: Getback on June 02, 2008, 04:55:46 PM
:rofl edit edit...


Yeah I was afraid I would get on Skuzzy's bad side. So I played it ultra safe.