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Title: Farm water
Post by: wrag on April 20, 2008, 12:12:06 PM
An Amish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.')

The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'

The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: SIK1 on April 20, 2008, 12:25:23 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: WWhiskey on April 20, 2008, 04:56:16 PM
 :salute
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: 007Rusty on April 20, 2008, 05:25:48 PM
       :rofl
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: SWrokit on April 20, 2008, 06:46:57 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Jackal1 on April 20, 2008, 08:44:00 PM
 :aok
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 20, 2008, 09:13:07 PM
See Rules #2, #5
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: WWhiskey on April 20, 2008, 09:35:46 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 20, 2008, 10:13:28 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Meatwad on April 20, 2008, 10:19:42 PM
Yep its funny  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 20, 2008, 10:21:54 PM
See Rules #2, #4, #5
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Meatwad on April 20, 2008, 10:39:12 PM
Im a little loopy from tiredness  :(
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Slash27 on April 20, 2008, 10:45:24 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Rino on April 20, 2008, 10:55:52 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: SIK1 on April 20, 2008, 11:10:30 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 20, 2008, 11:19:24 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: wrag on April 21, 2008, 12:12:35 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Jackal1 on April 21, 2008, 12:18:31 AM
Quote from: DYNAMITE on April 20, 2008, 10:13:28 PM


What i do see are a bunch of guys who think it's funny hearing about a Muslim guy drinking poo-water. 



Pretty much sums it up.
Put me on the list of laughers.
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: wrag on April 21, 2008, 12:29:22 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Hornet33 on April 21, 2008, 09:52:35 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: AWMac on April 21, 2008, 12:41:01 PM
I think the pigs pond woulda had better water.

Mac
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Airscrew on April 21, 2008, 12:52:48 PM
Quote from: AWMac on April 21, 2008, 12:41:01 PM
I think the pigs pond woulda had better water.

Mac
healthier, more nutrients...   :lol
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Donzo on April 21, 2008, 02:22:52 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Shuffler on April 21, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
I find this funny....
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 21, 2008, 02:41:42 PM
Quote from: Shuffler on April 21, 2008, 02:26:25 PM
I find this funny....

I gotta agree  :rofl
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: gwano on April 21, 2008, 03:25:33 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: DYNAMITE on April 21, 2008, 04:06:23 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: WWhiskey on April 21, 2008, 07:26:36 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: WWhiskey on April 21, 2008, 07:30:44 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 21, 2008, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: DYNAMITE on April 20, 2008, 09:13:07 PM


And it's funny cause he's Muslim?



Yup!
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: wrag on April 22, 2008, 05:27:26 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: AWMac on April 22, 2008, 12:06:49 PM
(http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/1/8/9/759816_356x237.jpg)
I swear I get no respect here...
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: CAP1 on April 22, 2008, 01:09:19 PM
See Rule #2
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Post by: CAP1 on April 22, 2008, 01:10:06 PM
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Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: LLv34_Snefens on April 22, 2008, 02:07:26 PM
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Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Jackal1 on April 23, 2008, 10:13:31 AM
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Post by: Bodhi on April 23, 2008, 10:44:10 AM
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Post by: Hornet33 on April 23, 2008, 10:54:32 AM
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on April 23, 2008, 11:03:19 AM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: CAP1 on April 23, 2008, 12:23:01 PM
See Rule #2
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Skuzzy on April 23, 2008, 12:33:28 PM
I have to agree. If someone cannot find the humor in this joke, then they should not be posting in this thread.  Believe it or not, the opinion of someone who does not find this humorous is not important anyway and only serves to make the poster of such an opinion look foolish.

Just because you can type, does not mean you should.
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: RATTFINK on April 23, 2008, 12:36:40 PM
See Rule #7
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: AWMac on April 23, 2008, 02:32:00 PM
That was a good joke.

I was hopin the next joke was about the Horse and Chicken...

Seems like this thread is Over.

Mac



opps... IN
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: RATTFINK on April 23, 2008, 02:55:53 PM
Quote
See Rule #7


Ok, let me rephrase my previous statement as it seems I was going around the profanity blocker.


“That joke was as funny as” excrement “(no pun intended).”
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: Angus on April 23, 2008, 04:57:19 PM
Since when did the Amish speak German?

When I heard that one it was a Welshman vs a Muslim.

Having been a farm hand in Wales, I'd take this as a true story  :D
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: RATTFINK on April 23, 2008, 05:00:20 PM
Quote from: Angus on April 23, 2008, 04:57:19 PM
Since when did the Amish speak German?

When I heard that one it was a Welshman vs a Muslim.

Having been a farm hand in Wales, I'd take this as a true story  :D

Amish do speak German dialect
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: straffo on April 23, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
I never thought
Quote
See Rule #2
was a joke  :angel:
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: wrag on April 24, 2008, 05:32:05 AM
Quote from: Skuzzy on April 23, 2008, 12:33:28 PM
I have to agree. If someone cannot find the humor in this joke, then they should not be posting in this thread.  Believe it or not, the opinion of someone who does not find this humorous is not important anyway and only serves to make the poster of such an opinion look foolish.

Just because you can type, does not mean you should.


Sir <S>

Yep funny  :D :lol
Title: Re: Farm water
Post by: CAP1 on April 24, 2008, 07:30:21 AM
Quote from: CAP1 on April 22, 2008, 01:09:19 PM
See Rule #2


hhmm......rule 2 sas to not hijack......didn't think i hijacked this thread... :huh :rolleyes:

o well.....

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