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Title: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 23, 2008, 12:26:37 PM
(http://ahjg11.webs.com/rammjager.jpg)


Ever flown on the Winter Rhine Map?

Does your Squadron enjoy Friday Squad Ops?

Do you enjoy when all the “baddies” represent the correct historical foemen?

Would you rather conduct offensive and defensive Operations around Strategic Targets, rather than simply grab land?

Does your lederhosen drip when the beautiful wings of a Spitfire take leave of the fuselage?

Enjoy nothing more than pwning those 190 dweebs?

Ever engaged 30 plus, heavily escorted Fortresses at 28k? (and lived to tip a pint with your mates afterwards)?

Join the BoA in the AvA arena beginning this Friday, May 30th, and running 24 hrs every day for the next three weeks, and join in on what promises to provide some of the best action packed combat available in game.

Bring your Squadron, join an existing one, request admittance to the private side forums, and help your side strategize their way to victory.  Earn campaign ribbons, prestige, and economical growth for your side through your efforts.  Practice up for the coming CT, and…Create the Experience!



Battle of Aces



How the Battle is Conducted:

1. The War is announced and scheduled for a three round event. Each round lasts one week.
a. Two week prior, Commanders are appointed with at least two XO's. 
b. Players can sign up for each side and get added to the respective forums. 
c. Each side is also informed of the war map for planning purposes.

2. Strategic objects broken down on each side and given a % value. 
a. Commanders are then informed of their own value and the value of their opponents objects.
b. Each side is recommended to plan their strategy and give it to the squadrons to deploy their own tactics.

3. Each side is given $1,200,000 to spend. 
a. The spreadsheet is used to pick their weapons to begin the war with field placements (one field per pick). 
b. The spreadsheet is submitted to the respective AvA staff member NLT Wednesday prior to the war starting for upload the next day (Thursday/Friday).

3. At the end of every week (Thursday), a tally of strategic % is done.
a. Both sides start off with $1.2 million + any unspent funds from the previous round. 
b. At 100%, Commanders can maintain existing setup or make changes as long as it doesn't exceed their budget.
c. Anything less, Commanders re-do the setup to their current budget amount. 
d. If both sides have reduced strategic objects, both sides loose money. 
e. Commanders must submit their spreadsheets NLT 5pm on Friday for changes.
f. All strategic objects are reset and the war begins again.
g. A winner of the week is announced based on the % of strategic objects damaged.

4. The following arena settings are set:
* Field capture is turned off.
* AAA is set to .333 (bases are not capturable, and you can't hide in your AAA).
* Object hardness for strategic objects are set to downtimes of 3 days (4320 minutes) with a hardness of a 500lb bomb each (0.500).
* Downtimes for ALL objects are AvA norms - 60 minutes (yep- 60 minutes is the norm).
* Environmentals may change - wind, clouds, grey skies week to week, day to day. 
* Fuel burn is set to historical levels
* Morning is 8am and Evening ends at 4pm.

5. Commanders are responsible for ensuring their budget sheets are submitted on time. It can also be delegated to an XO. 

6. The winner is announced at the end of week 3 based on the best 2 of 3 rounds.

7. Campaign ribbons are awarded to all players (based on forum access) and winning side medals are awarded. A new squad-based award is to be handed out as well based on their performance during the war and from any recommendation from a CO or XO.

8. Every once in a while, Commanders can run special missions with announced targets. AvA support staff may enable special features for this effort with bonuses for both sides on a successful mission.

Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: oakranger on May 23, 2008, 12:28:35 PM
Good advertizing stampf.  :aok
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Shifty on May 23, 2008, 12:48:29 PM
Ole Willi Maximowitz looks a bit worried in that photo...
Must be thinking of "Der Gabelschwanz Teufel". ;)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 23, 2008, 01:06:14 PM
Ole Willi Maximowitz looks a bit worried in that photo...
Must be thinking of "Der Gabelschwanz Teufel". ;)

...Uhm,...Major....uhm, sir...I am feeling ill today.  Maybe I can sit this mission out... uhm...please ?  :uhoh
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Shifty on May 23, 2008, 01:18:32 PM
I really love the paint job on the FW-190A8s of IV/JG-3 I think Willi had one of the sharpest. :aok
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 23, 2008, 01:38:55 PM
Always been a fav of mine too.  :aok

Fighter pilots have always been, a colorful bunch of crazy lads...

(http://ahjg11.webs.com/Manfred4.jpg)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: 33Vortex on May 23, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
Ole Willi Maximowitz looks a bit worried in that photo...
Must be thinking of "Der Gabelschwanz Teufel". ;)

It's just that he doesn't want to run into that crowd of blondes running up to congratulate him on another successful flight.  :D
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Shifty on May 23, 2008, 09:01:54 PM
It's just that he doesn't want to run into that crowd of blondes running up to congratulate him on another successful flight.  :D

That would be Karl, Hienz, and Gerhart, I imagine. ;)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: 33Vortex on May 23, 2008, 09:28:08 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: TEUTONIC on May 26, 2008, 01:35:41 PM
Hey Helga is amongst em, you just cant tell because she is more masculine then the other 3.  :rofl
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Shifty on May 26, 2008, 02:20:58 PM
I've always been attracted to Helga. :P
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Jester on May 26, 2008, 06:16:35 PM
(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3379/rttx0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

One for the Axis to help recruitment.   :salute
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Odee on May 27, 2008, 05:06:48 AM
I really love the paint job on the FW-190A8s of IV/JG-3 I think Willi had one of the sharpest. :aok
Dunno shifty.  I'm kinda partial to this paint job.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Maj_Spotter/190American.jpg)
 :rofl
 :salute
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 05:20:37 AM
Dunno shifty.  I'm kinda partial to this paint job.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Maj_Spotter/190American.jpg)
 :rofl
 :salute

Still the meanest looking bird in the sky, even after being...vandalized.  ;)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: VWE on May 27, 2008, 06:20:38 AM
BnZ'd durch 190 für 30 Minuten überhaupt erhalten, um auf seinen sechs nur zu erhalten und zu haben ihn Stir seine Weise an seinem eigenen ack festhalten zu lassen?

Mit jedem porked Radar überhaupt kämpfen und ein p51 schließlich finden, um ihn am ersten Anblick nach Hause laufen nur zu lassen?

Möchten überhaupt 2 1-/2stunden vergeuden, die gerade 15 b17s bis zu 30k klettern, um irgendeine lahme Schweinefleischarbeit auf einem undefended Anfangsziel zu erledigen?

Wenn dieses Spaß dann scheint, ist der AvA Kampf der Kerben die Sache für dich.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 06:31:58 AM
Dunno shifty.  I'm kinda partial to this paint job.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/Maj_Spotter/190American.jpg)
 :rofl
 :salute

We don't make the Lightning.  We make it more sexy  :t

(http://ahjg11.webs.com/GP38G.gif)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Shifty on May 27, 2008, 06:59:45 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: captain1ma on May 27, 2008, 07:09:50 AM
BnZ'd durch 190 für 30 Minuten überhaupt erhalten, um auf seinen sechs nur zu erhalten und zu haben ihn Stir seine Weise an seinem eigenen ack festhalten zu lassen?

Mit jedem porked Radar überhaupt kämpfen und ein p51 schließlich finden, um ihn am ersten Anblick nach Hause laufen nur zu lassen?

Möchten überhaupt 2 1-/2stunden vergeuden, die gerade 15 b17s bis zu 30k klettern, um irgendeine lahme Schweinefleischarbeit auf einem undefended Anfangsziel zu erledigen?

Wenn dieses Spaß dann scheint, ist der AvA Kampf der Kerben die Sache für dich.


Thats Awesome VWE!!!  :aok
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 07:38:31 AM
NO.

This is AWESOME: http://hem.bredband.net/turnik/

How we roll!!
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: captain1ma on May 27, 2008, 07:44:09 AM
pretty cool except for choice of music. just my opinion. great start for a AH film-making career.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: 33Vortex on May 27, 2008, 08:40:07 AM
This (http://hem.bredband.net/turnik/) is the correct link. Stampf please edit your post Sir. :)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 08:42:59 AM
otay  :D
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: TEUTONIC on May 27, 2008, 10:15:02 AM
Name the Band!

MINISTRY
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Rogue9Volt on May 27, 2008, 10:16:56 AM
I'd love to see a jg11 vid with some sweet old school punker tunes...  Perhaps Teutonic and I could provide sound track.  :D
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: TEUTONIC on May 27, 2008, 10:19:06 AM
Old Ministry Kicks bro, you should check em out.

Land of rape and honey
Thieves and Liars
Burning Inside

Man cant remember em all.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: VonMessa on May 27, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
Thats Awesome VWE!!!  :aok

Awesome?  Please explain :huh

Doesn't sound very complimentary if you ask me.  Maybe I read it wrong.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 11:10:09 AM
Awesome?  Please explain :huh

Doesn't sound very complimentary if you ask me.  Maybe I read it wrong.

No you read it correctly Von...though I had to break out the Pig German book of lousy translations just to figure out it was another typical negative, out of touch reply.

Man Law Von,...Man Law.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: VonMessa on May 27, 2008, 11:25:53 AM
Going from a verbatim translation.....

"BnZ' D by 190 for 30 minutes at all received, in order to have only received on its six and to have let it hold Stir its way to its own ack? With everyone porked at all fight to radar and a p51 finally find, in order it at the first sight home run to only leave?
Like at all would 2 1/2-grant to waste, which climb straight 15 b17s up to 30k, in order to settle any lame pork work on one undefended an initial goal?
 If this fun seems then, the AvA fight of the notches is the thing for you."

Pig German, indeed!  It sounds like Yoda on crack with something resembling a knockwurst shoved in his mouth, attempting to speak German.

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/obi-wan-mind-trick.jpg)


What I find most amusing is that someone thought it was awesome  :rofl

Wenn Sie versuchen werden, auf Deutsch zu sprechen oder zu schreiben, tun Sie es bitte richtig.

Danke, und haben Sie einen schönen Tag



Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 11:36:16 AM
Notches?  We don't need no stinkin Notches... :rofl
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: captain1ma on May 27, 2008, 11:36:55 AM
if it was translated correctly, it reads perfectly fine. verbatim translation doesnt work with german because of the way they form sentences.

<edit>PS. it just a joke anyway. relax and have fun!!
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Stampf on May 27, 2008, 11:39:28 AM
Thats Awesome VWE!!!  :aok

And What do you find Awesome about that post Jaeger?  Another AvA bashing post by JG54. Right on bro!  :aok
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: captain1ma on May 27, 2008, 11:40:41 AM
Ummm read my last post, please.  :)
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: VonMessa on May 27, 2008, 11:46:37 AM
if it was translated correctly, it reads perfectly fine. verbatim translation doesnt work with german because of the way they form sentences.

<edit>PS. it just a joke anyway. relax and have fun!!

I understand this :noid

schließen Sie die Tür = Close you the door.   Shut the door.  This is why the Pennsylvania German farmers say things (in English)  like  "Throw the cow over the fence some hay"

I am referring to words used like STIR, PORKED, and UNDEFENDED, all of which are still in English.

Like Stampf said, Pig German. 

P.S. :   VWE, I still think you have one of the top 3 signatures of all time.  :aok

Jager, you on the other hand worry me.   :noid
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: captain1ma on May 27, 2008, 12:03:42 PM
trust me, its all in fun, not trying to upset anyone. besides we got you guys to actually go try to translate it. so you learned something today. gotta love america: land of the free, home of the brave, ability to learn something new all the time.  :)  have a great day!!  :D
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Dinan on May 27, 2008, 12:36:27 PM
Its a good thing none of you guys are really German.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: VonMessa on May 27, 2008, 12:48:28 PM
trust me, its all in fun, not trying to upset anyone. besides we got you guys to actually go try to translate it. so you learned something today. gotta love america: land of the free, home of the brave, ability to learn something new all the time.  :)  have a great day!!  :D

Try is the key word.  It is more like UN-translating badly translated gibberish.

As for learning something......German has been spoken in my household for longer than I have been around, and still is.  The only thing I learned is that there must be some crappy English to German translator sites out there.

Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: VonMessa on May 27, 2008, 12:51:56 PM
Its a good thing none of you guys are really German.  :rolleyes:

By this I assume you mean born and raised, and not 1st or 2nd generation. 
I only speak for myself, but............

If it's the former, than you are correct.

If the latter.....Sie werden in hohem Grade, mein Freund verwechselt.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Rogue9Volt on May 27, 2008, 01:25:26 PM
Who says none of us is german?  :lol
I'm willing to bet a lot of YOU guys have some german blood too...






 :noid
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: captain1ma on May 27, 2008, 01:28:48 PM
Who says none of us is german?  :lol
I'm willing to bet a lot of YOU guys have some german blood too...
 :noid

actually i was born in Nuremburg.
Title: Re: Too Sexy.
Post by: Rogue9Volt on May 27, 2008, 01:30:29 PM
Looky, I'm right. :aok :lol