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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: valdals on May 27, 2008, 08:29:57 AM
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
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Murphy's Law?
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embellishment ?
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19 times out of 20, if I collide it's because I tried to HO.
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You mean to tell me, that you actually collided with the same person 20 times in a row and didn’t learn to avoid him after the first few or even move to another feild?
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our great emporer of the cartoon sun (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) has ordered the cartoon banzai charge(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent020.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) . We all place our cartoon rising sun cloth around our head and prepare for Shinpu (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/cool15.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and uphold the tradition of the Samurai life (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/merv/split.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and the Bushido code(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent067.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) , loyalty and honor unto cartoon death (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) . Then we die with cartoon honor (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent074.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) in our cartoon plane (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport007.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and 5 seconds later get cartoon reincarnated (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport012.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and up another cartoon plane to do it again just to make people mad (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sw017.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) of our cartoon HO (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angry030.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angry037.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) :D
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19 times out of 20, if I collide it's because I tried to HO.
Right. Valdals I think you need to work on your HO skills.
(1) Get a ride with PLENTY of firepower---Typhoon, Nik, F4U 1 C, 110G.
(2) Don't fly straight AT the guy. Look like you are AVOIDING the HO----then rudder in and blaze away.
(3) Fire early, and often---barrels don't melt here, and why save ammo when you probably are gonna die too.
If these tips don't help try AVOIDING the HO---a lead turn can be fruitful.
Just joking (sort of) collisions ARE frustrating and just as the sun seems to ALWAYS be in my eyes---I always seem to "lose" collisions. I suspect and hope most people are simply incompetent and not ramming, but I think some do ram when they know they have "lost" the HO. I don't think it is fair or accurate to single out the Bishops for anything like this.
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
Sounds like you haven't discovered the rudder yet. It's an amazing thing and allows you to avoid the countless HOtards that populate this game.
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our great emporer of the cartoon sun has ordered the cartoon banzai charge. We all place our cartoon rising sun cloth around our head and prepare for Shinpu and uphold the tradition of the Samurai life and the Bushido code, loyalty and honor unto cartoon death. Then we die with cartoon honor in our cartoon plane and 5 seconds later get cartoon reincarnated and up another cartoon plane to do it again just to make people mad of our cartoon HO :D
hillarious!! would've been funnier with your little friends though :D
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I had a guy right into me, 2 days ago, and fly right into me. Prevented me from landing 3 kills. He turned right into me, collided, and was awarded the kill.
I was going to say something on 200 but I didnt want all his squadies to tell me how I was wrong. Sometimes its like a treehouse with 8yos in this game.
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I had a guy right into me, 2 days ago, and fly right into me.
:rolleyes:
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hillarious!! would've been funnier with your little friends though :D
Fixed
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Yep, ho/ram guys, if you know it's the same guy take a heavy cannon plane and go blast him! :aok 110 is an exellent ho/ram tard killer as are the niki,hurri,typh and the p47 works in a pinch. 8 50cals shred a ho/ram tard pretty quick. :D
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If you got rammed 20 times in a row I would think it is not the other guys fault.
And very funny Corrs :lol
shamus
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Yep, ho/ram guys, if you know it's the same guy take a heavy cannon plane and go blast him! :aok 110 is an exellent ho/ram tard killer as are the niki,hurri,typh and the p47 works in a pinch. 8 50cals shred a ho/ram tard pretty quick. :D
tried that and the guy dove and then rammed me from under neath
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tried that and the guy dove and then rammed me from under neath
I need to learn that move. Diving up. Sounds like a very tricky HOer indeed.
I'll have to keep my eyes out for people diving up. I'll be the guy that looks like this: :uhoh
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
Stupidity is not limited by country affiliation.
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btw its a KAMIKAZE
KAMI means god
KAZE means wind
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It is your magnetic personality.
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Forgive my ignorance but where did this guy come from? :huh
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me.
Same guy rammed you 20 times?
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I don't think I fly 20 sorties in one night...let alone a week.
Kids and their 'stories.'
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Forgive my ignorance but where did this guy come from? :huh
Bedlam?
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5469/bedlamsmalltr4.jpg)
:D
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Forgive my ignorance but where did this guy come from? :huh
I don't know, but someone send him back :noid
Also, call the lifeguard. I think someone has been peeing in his gene pool.
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
Who was trying to HO? Look in the mirror Vandals! It takes TWO (ZWEI, DOS, TULGAE... etc.) TO have a Head on engagement! If you don't like a HO then DON'T HO!!! Break out of guns range and attempt (through Air Combat Manuvering) to gain an advantage on your opponant. I would say that you are probably smart enough to have figured this out already, but you DID start this thread...
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Is this the same incident your other silly whine is based on? Jeez dude, get a grip. :rolleyes:
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Also, call the lifeguard. I think someone has been peeing in his gene pool.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
New Sig :lol
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I expect royalties. :)
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OK I am about as lost as you can get reading this over and over again. You were rammed 20 times but you surivied 3 out of 4 times. Let me see 20 and 3 and 4 :huh
Anyone else see a problem with these numbers not adding up or did I skip to many math classes in High School.
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I expect royalties. :)
Cold Bud or Grape Kneehigh?
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Cold Bud or Grape Kneehigh?
Grape Soda is OK, but please don't use profanity with me (Cold B*%)
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
Stop dropping the soap on purpose and you won't get rammed as much.
ack-ack
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our great emporer of the cartoon sun (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/taunt013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) has ordered the cartoon banzai charge(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent020.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) . We all place our cartoon rising sun cloth around our head and prepare for Shinpu (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/cool15.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and uphold the tradition of the Samurai life (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/merv/split.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and the Bushido code(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent067.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) , loyalty and honor unto cartoon death (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick013.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) . Then we die with cartoon honor (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent074.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) in our cartoon plane (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport007.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and 5 seconds later get cartoon reincarnated (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport012.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and up another cartoon plane to do it again just to make people mad (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sw017.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) of our cartoon HO (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angry030.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angry037.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) :D
You really should start doing this as your day job, damn good stuff!
ack-ack
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I need to learn that move. Diving up. Sounds like a very tricky HOer indeed.
I'll have to keep my eyes out for people diving up. I'll be the guy that looks like this: :uhoh
I'm very surprised that as a virtual fighter pilot you've never heard of the infamous "Porpoise Maneuver" invented by the famous Chinese ace Cao Ni Ma in the early '20s. He used this maneuver to great success, in one engagement he rammed over 20 planes.
ack-ack
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OK I am about as lost as you can get reading this over and over again. You were rammed 20 times but you surivied 3 out of 4 times. Let me see 20 and 3 and 4 :huh
Anyone else see a problem with these numbers not adding up or did I skip to many math classes in High School.
No, he's just a graduate with honors from Krusty's School of Advanced Mathematics.
ack-ack
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I'm very surprised that as a fighter pilot you've never heard of the infamous "Porpoise Maneuver" invented by the famous Chinese ace Cao Ni Ma in the early '20s. He used this maneuver to great success, in one engagement he rammed over 20 planes.
ack-ack
I thought that was Qu Di Yu?
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OK I am about as lost as you can get reading this over and over again. You were rammed 20 times but you surivied 3 out of 4 times. Let me see 20 and 3 and 4 :huh
Anyone else see a problem with these numbers not adding up or did I skip to many math classes in High School.
15 out of 20?
anyway vandals, someone very early on in this thread got it right. the only times I get rammed are when I'm trying to HO. Don't HO, don't get rammed. It's pretty simple.
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Stop dropping the soap on purpose and you won't get rammed as much.
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Maybe he's one of those that hasn't figure this out yet?
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Stop dropping the soap on purpose and you won't get rammed as much.
ack-ack
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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I thought that was Qu Di Yu?
I heard it was none other than the legendary Four Que Tou!
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Word of warning. Bombers will initiate "collisions" too. I do it every time a fighter gets within 200 feet of my formation. As near as i can remember, I've never LOST to a collision of this type. Possibly the program automatically holds the more maneuverable single engine fighter "responsible" for the collision, no matter who initiates it.
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The drones just warp, they don't "initiate" collisions. It's pretty simple- due to lag, everyone sees everyone else in a slightly different position, at a slightly different time. The game, and collision detection, depend entirely on what the code sees on the computer it's running on. If you see yourself occupying the same position, at the same time, as another plane/vehicle, you will collide. If the other player sees his plane in the same space and time as your plane, he will collide. While there are sometimes nearly simultaneous collisions, normally someone sees a near miss, and someone sees a hit, and then someone whines about being rammed. The end.
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Ooooh collision whine haven't had one of them in a while.
*warms up cut and paste*
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No, he's just a graduate with honors from Krusty's School of Advanced Mathematics.
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Zing :rofl
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Yeah, it is worth remembering that the Internet was never designed to be used for time critical data exchange applications. There's not even a promise that says your data will get to the other end intact. Frankly, I'm totally astonished that this game comes anywhere close to simulating something with the demanding real-time requirements of air-to-air combat.
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The other night I was flying and the same guy got on my six and shot my airplane and killed me 20 times in a row. I did manage to survive 9 out of 10 times, but he shot me from dead six twenty times!! What a lame deflection shooting guntard!! Just because you shot my plane doesn't mean I should die from it. I'M INVINCIBLE!!! MMMMMOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
I dont think I've laughed so hard in quite awhile.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
Damn right we did, would you like anything else on your visit to bish land? :noid
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sunday afternoon I flew 20 sorties and got rammed all 20 times by a bish pilot trying to HO me. one sortie I survived being rammed 3 out of 4 times. I ended up dying with 3 kills. :furious
OK , heres the problem. Alot of you ho-tards complain about this. You ho yourselves. When someone whos u dive down. You dont wait untill ur 600 to shoot back at him , u dive at 1k to avoid. You wana ho just as bad as he does and u both collide like idiots who cant fly a plane. Take a check at your own flying skills before u blame the others for ramming and hoing.
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OK , heres the problem. Alot of you ho-tards complain about this. You ho yourselves. When someone whos u dive down. You dont wait untill ur 600 to shoot back at him , u dive at 1k to avoid. You wana ho just as bad as he does and u both collide like idiots who cant fly a plane. Take a check at your own flying skills before u blame the others for ramming and hoing.
I couldn't read it so i had to put it through my Ebonics translator to make it readable.
OK , heres da problem. Alot o' ya ho-tards complain about dis here. You ho yourselves. When someone whos u dive down. You dont wait untill ur 600 ta smoke back at him , u dive at 1k ta avoid. You wana ho just as bad as he do an' u both collide like idiots who cant fly uh plane. Take uh check at yo' own flying skills 'bfoe u blame da others fo' ramming an' hoing. Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Ahhh...much easier.
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