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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BaldEagl on June 05, 2008, 11:21:41 AM
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Who are the AH "couples". I don't mean it like that, but those who seem, in one way or another, inextricably linked. Here' I've got a few to start with:
Stephen Waldren and Valerio (two n00bs who post way too much)
999000 and tatertot (well, they're 999 and tatertot)
Guppy and mensa (B-38 landing black belts)
TxMom and TxDad (they actually are a couple)
Kennyhayes and zoozoo (squeek)
Any more?
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"Linked" used loosely and just based on some interesting threads, a few come to mind...
Widewing/Krusty - if I see them posting together, I'm crackin' beers
lazs2/Midnight Target - yin/yang
5pointOh/MsBehavn - actual
AWMac/Serenity - elegance in motion
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Hub and Jaxxo are an actual couple
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Widewing/Krusty - if I see them posting together, I'm crackin' beers
:rofl
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Zachary7/zoozoo (squeakers)
sub threads/nuke threads/B-29 threads (most common threads in the wishlist forum)
stephen waldren/Valerio (reason posted by BaldEagl)
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How do you define a squeaker?
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How do you define a squeaker?
My best guess is part vocal tone on vox, and part teenage mentality. Both can be quite annoying at times.
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Widewing/Krusty - if I see them posting together, I'm crackin' beers
hehe Krusty's a friend and squaddie, but I have to agree there (about crakin' a beer), with all due respect to both.
hmm Is there really such a thing as too much information? :devil
lol edit: I have to agree with waystin also
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How do you define a squeaker?
under 14 and knows everything (or so it thinks), they can often be numbers guys, but not all numbers are sqeakers. If Dennis the Menace played AH he would be a squeeker.
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Skuzzy/Pyro? HiTech and ??? :lol Someone had to say it. :rofl
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I think HT would make a good beyatch for Superfly. :lol
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Skuzzy and Whiskey :aok
Tripl5 and DrDeathx
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Bosch232 and the Sheep....... :rofl
Its true just ask my squaddies in Steel Rain.... :D
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i feel wierd, normally these kind of threads someone will make a funny crack about me in em. nothing :( was hoping to start an argument for nothing ;)
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Myself and my brother, Flayed1. He lives 500ft. north of me.
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How do you define a squeaker?
The definition of 'squeaker' is tough to nail down. However, there is a collection of generally accepted indicators which serve to identify an individual as one with a decidedly obvious lack of vocal chord length.
We call it the Five Step Process.
Phase I.) Voice transmissions which could easily be mistaken for a nine year old practicing his or her violin.
The tried and true method. If it sounds like the balls haven't dropped, the probability that the speaker is a squeaker is approximately 94% (the remaining 6% being comprised of either females or men pretending to be females).
Phase II.) Complete lack of patience and/or inability to accurately assess time passed.
This is generally evidenced by an individual typing or speaking the same question (Example: "200: y is my plain so sloooooooww???") with little more than eight seconds in between and with excessive use of punctuation. If you have ever pressed the tilde key and noted the same individual having asked, within the space of one page of text, the same question three or more times, the probability that the typer is a squeaker is approximately 97% (the remaining 3% being comprised of intoxicated players exceeding the age of majority or, on Saturday nights, BiPoLaR, exclusively).
Phase III.) Excessive use of the Caps Lock key.
This is typically observed immediately after, and in relation to, #2 (Example: "200: Y IZ MY PLANE SOOOOOOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!?!?!?!?!?). Once a question has been asked three or more times without result, the squeaker will enter into an ADD-fueled rage as a means to achieve his aim. Punctuation will increase in severity (note introduction of exclamation points) and spelling often differs from the original version in some capacity. In the mind of the squeaker, you see, the Pavlovian association is made that if yelling at his parents gets him the toy, yelling on 200 will get him the answer. Probability of positive squeaker identification increases to near 98% at this point.
Phase IV.) Assumption of roles - A.) Commanding Officer: MATO and B.) Marv "Toothy" Albert
This stage is important and consists of two distinct parts, both of which will typically manifest themselves somewhere between 25 and 35 minutes after Phase I is observed. Once the suspect puts on his Main Arena Theater of Operations hat, positive squeaker identification is almost assured. The typical player is able to identify the CO:MATO hat by observing an almost obsessive need to instruct other players on how the game should be played. This may include the creation of missions within the first two in-game hours or it may include written or spoken instructions to other players (Example: "Country: GUYZ I NEED AN ESCORTWILL U ESORT ME SO I CAN BOMB!?!?"). Note the continued use of the Caps Lock key in addition to 'aggressive punctuation.' The probable squeaker knows exactly what he's doing, is important and so is his mission... and Golly-geenit... you'll listen.
The second part of this stage we refer to as the Marv "Toothy" Albert stage or the "Play-by-Play" stage. It usually occurs immediately following the first part and will manifest itself in the suspect announcing his every update; in particular those updates of a negative nature which YOU caused by not listening to him (Example: "Country: OH HELP SPT BEHING ME HELP GUY COMEON IN GOING IN" followed by "Country: IM HIT IM HIT IM GOING DON IN FLAME!!!1"). Again, you see, because you did not provide "escort" for his vital mission he is dead. Its your fault because, as we discussed, he knows exactly what he's doing. He will proceed to inform you of this, once more.
Probability of a false positive squeaker identification is mathematically insignificant, at this point; likelihood being in excess of 99%.
Phase V.) Do not Circumvent the Language Filter.
This is the final stage. The frustration level of the suspect is now at its height and no amount of Ritalin will stop the inevitable nervous breakdown. Following Phases I through IV, the suspect will self-destruct and come to the conclusion that the reason he is not having fun is because the game sucks. As has been typical in previous stages, you will be informed of this (Example: "200: OMG WHY CANT I TYPE G/\Y YOU GYZ SUCK BALLZ THIS IS STUPIFD F U").
At this point, the probability of positive squeaker identification is equal to 100%. There is no doubt that the individual in question is, in fact, likely a white, suburbia-located male between the ages of 9 and 14 who is simultaneously consuming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (no crust) and cursing your inability to protect his virtual aircraft.
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The definition of 'squeaker' is tough to nail down. However, there is a collection of generally accepted indicators which serve to identify an individual as one with a decidedly obvious lack of vocal chord length.
We call it the Five Step Process.
Phase I.) Voice transmissions which could easily be mistaken for a nine year old practicing his or her violin.
The tried and true method. If it sounds like the balls haven't dropped, the probability that the speaker is a squeaker is approximately 94% (the remaining 6% being comprised of either females or men pretending to be females).
Phase II.) Complete lack of patience and/or inability to accurately assess time passed.
This is generally evidenced by an individual typing or speaking the same question (Example: "200: y is my plain so sloooooooww???") with little more than eight seconds in between and with excessive use of punctuation. If you have ever pressed the tilde key and noted the same individual having asked, within the space of one page of text, the same question three or more times, the probability that the typer is a squeaker is approximately 97% (the remaining 3% being comprised of intoxicated players exceeding the age of majority or, on Saturday nights, BiPoLaR, exclusively).
Phase III.) Excessive use of the Caps Lock key.
This is typically observed immediately after, and in relation to, #2 (Example: "200: Y IZ MY PLANE SOOOOOOO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!?!?!?!?!?). Once a question has been asked three or more times without result, the squeaker will enter into an ADD-fueled rage as a means to achieve his aim. Punctuation will increase in severity (note introduction of exclamation points) and spelling often differs from the original version in some capacity. In the mind of the squeaker, you see, the Pavlovian association is made that if yelling at his parents gets him the toy, yelling on 200 will get him the answer. Probability of positive squeaker identification increases to near 98% at this point.
Phase IV.) Assumption of roles - A.) Commanding Officer: MATO and B.) Marv "Toothy" Albert
This stage is important and consists of two distinct parts, both of which will typically manifest themselves somewhere between 25 and 35 minutes after Phase I is observed. Once the suspect puts on his Main Arena Theater of Operations hat, positive squeaker identification is almost assured. The typical player is able to identify the CO:MATO hat by observing an almost obsessive need to instruct other players on how the game should be played. This may include the creation of missions within the first two in-game hours or it may include written or spoken instructions to other players (Example: "Country: GUYZ I NEED AN ESCORTWILL U ESORT ME SO I CAN BOMB!?!?"). Note the continued use of the Caps Lock key in addition to 'aggressive punctuation.' The probable squeaker knows exactly what he's doing, is important and so is his mission... and Golly-geenit... you'll listen.
The second part of this stage we refer to as the Marv "Toothy" Albert stage or the "Play-by-Play" stage. It usually occurs immediately following the first part and will manifest itself in the suspect announcing his every update; in particular those updates of a negative nature which YOU caused by not listening to him (Example: "Country: OH HELP SPT BEHING ME HELP GUY COMEON IN GOING IN" followed by "Country: IM HIT IM HIT IM GOING DON IN FLAME!!!1"). Again, you see, because you did not provide "escort" for his vital mission he is dead. Its your fault because, as we discussed, he knows exactly what he's doing. He will proceed to inform you of this, once more.
Probability of a false positive squeaker identification is mathematically insignificant, at this point; in excess of 99%.
Phase V.) Do not Circumvent the Language Filter.
This is the final stage. The frustration level of the suspect is now at its height and no amount of Ritalin will stop the inevitable nervous breakdown. Following Phases I through IV, the suspect will self-destruct and come to the conclusion that the reason he is not having fun is because the game sucks. As has been typical in previous stages, you will be informed of this (Example: "200: OMG WHY CANT I TYPE G/\Y YOU GYZ SUCK BALLZ THIS IS STUPIFD F U").
At this point, the probability of positive squeaker identification is equal to 100%. There is no doubt that the individual in question is, in fact, likely a white, suburbia-located male between the ages of 9 and 14 who is simultaneously consuming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (no crust) and cursing your inability to protect his virtual aircraft.
LOL! Bravo! :rofl
I think Delirium would be a better fit with Guppy. He has winged with him for far longer than I have crashed(landed) with him. :)
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:rofl :rofl LOL Well Put :rofl :aok :salute
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Bravo Saurdaukar.
:rofl :aok
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LOL Mazz.
shamus
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Flatbar and Wife Ack, :uhoh
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Hmmm...
I'd be guilty of being 16, asking people variations on those things such as:
"argh flying bombers can be so time-consuming"
"ppl join the mission to get base XX"
"THESE STUPID F*** ace pilotS"
Or variations on the above. That's about it though. The last one was from when I'd been killed by ramming about the third time in a row that night... :furious :furious
<S>
Yossarian
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hub/jaxxo :noid
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Tripl5 and DrDeathx
:rofl :lol :rofl :lol
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Stang/Oct
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U know ther was an easier way to state ur definition of a squeker.
Anyone who has an un repeating Zipcode name.
I will admit that i have a partner on this game, Acinator.
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normally when you see me u would normally know that kermit is lurking in the distance somewhere. we've always winged up for few years now. but i have some kick arse squadies and when we are all on we roll together.
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KoolBrez/MiSTiQ -actual - WoT members.
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Kermit and "THAT 190 ON YOUR SIX!" "CHECK SIX KERMIT! 190!"
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Kermit and "THAT 190 ON YOUR SIX!" "CHECK SIX KERMIT! 190!"
:rofl
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Kermit and "THAT 190 ON YOUR SIX!" "CHECK SIX KERMIT! 190!"
LOL! :rofl :rofl
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5pointOh/MsBehavn - actual
History
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History
Lesson
Thx.
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LOL! :rofl :rofl
do you even know what hes reffering to? :rolleyes:
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i feel wierd, normally these kind of threads someone will make a funny crack about me in em. nothing :( was hoping to start an argument for nothing ;)
:huh You've only been here for three-ish months, and this is the first time I have ever seen a thread like this. :aok
donkey
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Freez/Scotch
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*
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TxMom/Edit feature
:D
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storch/tbarone
lovlydeth/i forgot his name
shatzi/schutt
akdogg/wmlute :lol
batfink/biggles
kazaa/bruv
dedalos/bighorn
wettwat/steve-o *inside muppet joke* :lol
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Zachary7/zoozoo (squeakers)
sub threads/nuke threads/B-29 threads (most common threads in the wishlist forum)
stephen waldren/Valerio (reason posted by BaldEagl)
probably
1pLUs44/Zachary7/zoozoo (squeakers)
All 3 of us are friends. And Damn right were squeakers. Zoozoo would probably pwn alot of people who call him squeakers anyways.
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Kermit and "THAT 190 ON YOUR SIX!" "CHECK SIX KERMIT! 190!"
:lol
shreck and ....umm.....his bait
:noid
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Did anyone mention Kermit and the 190 on his six?
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TxMom/Edit feature :D
Yeah, I do that pretty often, eh?
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Hub and Jaxxo are an actual couple
:rofl :lol :rofl
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ZOMG how can a thread like this go for 3 pages and NOT have JB88 and AWMac?
Oh and Myself and xsarahx are a couple too :P
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TwentyFo/LEDPIG and Lazs.
Dago and Straffo.
Ghi and Chairboy.
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Tripl5 and DrDeathx
lmao :rofl.... :aok
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VansCrew and Sheep
Mormonesque I know ;)
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I thought it was Vanscrew and Zooscrew :lol
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and Ubercrew
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HiTech/Spellcheck
Waffle/Sheep
Skuzzy/Reset Button
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when i played...
me/whatever horde-let was nearby.
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come back shane, come back
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I probably will at some point....
now if only i can be arsed to learn soldering and fix the 5 or 6 msff2 sticks i have playing around with more or less busted hat switches and triggers... there was a step-by-step fix to replacing the parts, but...
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you will not believe the level of milquetoastedness in the arenas.
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The definition of 'squeaker' is tough to nail down....
Truly Inspired :aok Submitting this to Websters.
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In that great series of sea-faring novels by Patrick O'Brian (written like, 30 or 40 years ago) all the pre-adolescent mid-shipmen are referred to as 'squeakers.'
P.S. Fine work, Saurdaukar.
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storch/tbarone
lovlydeth/i forgot his name
shatzi/schutt
akdogg/wmlute :lol
batfink/biggles
kazaa/bruv
dedalos/bighorn
wettwat/steve-o *inside muppet joke* :lol
I wish I would see more him he plays for a week then I catch him cheating on AH with some wizard and wardrobe game and it makes me feel sick!!
Rather have my loyal brethren like rumble or gentile as my better half ;)
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I wish I would see more him he plays for a week then I catch him cheating on AH with some wizard and wardrobe game and it makes me feel sick!!
Rather have my loyal brethren like rumble or gentile as my better half ;)
I didnt know he doesnt play as much anymore. These were off the top of my mind from when i was on every night of the week.
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well when we both in the house and on form you can bet we wreckin some ppl :rock
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WMLute/BluKitty
VansCrew/zoozoo
Nathan/Birdo
CMustard/Barbie Dolls
BiPoLaR/RuMaL
YGBSM/YGBSM
Karaya/BluTigr
angelsandair/Adonai
SkyRock/Tower
Stang/Turf
Just a few....
:D
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Truly Inspired :aok Submitting this to Websters.
Websters, I dunno.
AHWiki... maybe. ;)
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Kermit, you know there's a 190 on your tale?
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The definition of 'squeaker' is tough to nail down...
...At this point, the probability of positive squeaker identification is equal to 100%. There is no doubt that the individual in question is, in fact, likely a white, suburbia-located male between the ages of 9 and 14 who is simultaneously consuming a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (no crust) and cursing your inability to protect his virtual aircraft.
Spot on analysis Saurdauker! I almost lost my lunch. You will be getting a cleaning bill for the 20 ounces of mountain dew on my monitor! :lol
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Freez/Scotch
<3
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:noid
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erica and cofincornr
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Karaya/BluTigr :D
I still use that screenshot for a wallpaper, from time to time. I laugh myself to tears. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
<<S>> bro
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I still use that screenshot for a wallpaper, from time to time. I laugh myself to tears. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
<<S>> bro
Just give it a lil time Brother.
:t
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Was just looking at a different site that reminded me of this early thought. Shortly after TxDad & I started AH, we'd wished thought to make our names Mojo & Moxie. Never did change them to those...
Dastardly & Muttley are on here. Those are two of my favorite names. I always believe them to be an AH couple, but they're not associated with one another, I believe.
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Hub and Jaxxo are an actual couple
How about Furball and Vanscrew. Now that is what I call Karma... hehehhe
Sorry lil Buddy...
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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Snork.
That's right, just Snork. I am now officially a couple. :O
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Snork.
That's right, just Snork. I am now officially a couple. :O
You mean you got a sex change and got yourself artificially inseminated?
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Dantoo/Snibbo hehe
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ackack / Thermosphere
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Those of you nominating yourself and someone as a couple are missing the point, its not about your perception, but that of others.
And that definition was great Mazz, definately needs to be posted to AHWiki!
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i been fly ah for 3 yearz.
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i been fly ah for 3 yearz.
and still don't know the do's & don'ts of the forum
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sry just dont like being called new.
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MtMan & Saber and MeF4U4 ....damned near unbeatable combo. :salute
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:aok :aok
VansCrew/P51D
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Skyeho and Cthulhu :devil
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MtMan & Saber and MeF4U4 ....damned near unbeatable combo. :salute
^^^^^^
Yeah, I'm not too keen on that combo myself.
Badmood & Blackboy--- The terrible twins with thier Ki84's
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The definition of 'squeaker' is tough to nail down. However, there is a collection of generally accepted indicators which serve to identify an individual as one with a decidedly obvious lack of vocal chord length.
Snip..in the interest of brevity :D
Hoo boy! Must have been a slo day at your house. :rofl Spot on definition tho... funny too. :rofl :aok
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Recent coupling .......... Adonai/Voss
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Recent coupling .......... Adonai/Voss
:rofl perfect
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How do you define a squeaker?
Look in the mirror.
ack-ack
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Adonai and barney the dinosaur or peewee herman
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stang and rosie palmer...
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flotsom/jetsom suicide dweebs :aok
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Recent coupling .......... Adonai/Voss
:rofl :rofl I think we have a winner :lol
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Recent coupling .......... Adonai/Voss
Forgot to add Kostic to the mix but not sure if it counts since it's Adonai's new handle.
ack-ack
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Forgot to add Kostic to the mix but not sure if it counts since it's Adonai's new handle.
ack-ack
negative.. Kostic is the old BPARKER
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I wonder what his new name is, he surely is not using the old one anymore...... :noid
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could it be Ghost56? :noid
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flotsom/jetsom suicide dweebs :aok
FLOTSOM does make a good wingman, but he wonders why i call him "chum". :rofl
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LJBomber/Assassin :(
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"The probable squeaker knows exactly what he's doing, is important and so is his mission... and Golly-geenit... you'll listen." :rofl
From the 441 Blackjacks -- AlphaWP + OmegaZS
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I hear the chaINs of captivity approaching, :lol
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FLOTSOM does make a good wingman, but he wonders why i call him "chum". :rofl
someone has turned on the light at the end of the tunnel!
i dont wonder why you call me chum anymore......I'm your little buddy :rock
just remember, as the entire english speaking world knows, i always come first! :t :rofl
FLOTSOM
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I hear the chaINs of captivity approaching, :lol
I believe that you are correct with your INterpretation of the rules.
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Waffle/House
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Waffle/House
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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I couldn't resist :D
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I wonder what his new name is, he surely is not using the old one anymore...... :noid
thought it was Tripl5 hehe
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WildDog1/WldsBabe = Actual
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One couple I seem to have missed seeing was JB88 and Waffle!
Does nobody remember their epic battles!?!
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Dragdad/Spacy
Wardog/TA57x
Xena/Sean/Triggy2
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For some resaon i pictured WAffle as being older... :D
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Much older
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/strangeman509/Misc/Yummy_Waffle/waffle2.jpg)
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JETSOM AND ALL THE SHEEP IN GAME! :rofl
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JETSOM AND ALL THE SHEEP IN GAME! :rofl
:O
:rofl
:rofl :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Hub and Jaxxo are an actual couple
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl