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Title: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Shuckins on June 10, 2008, 09:36:57 AM
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

I have to gouge my eyes out now.

What is your definition of "hideous"?
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: wrongwayric on June 10, 2008, 11:26:51 AM
Ned Beatty in Deliverance. :O Not as an actor but the scene he had to play.
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: indy007 on June 10, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

The part where he slaps the other gay guy and calls him a ***... that's not hideous. That's freaking hysterical.
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: DieAz on June 10, 2008, 11:30:18 AM
mirror
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: SteveBailey on June 10, 2008, 11:34:51 AM
Rosie O'donnel
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Ripsnort on June 10, 2008, 11:40:27 AM
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

I don't think Willem needs to dress up to be in drag. Put a blouse and a skirt, and he looks like a million other San Franciscan's.

(http://www.notesfrombangkok.com/photosprint/1268-WilemDafoeAndNicholasSnow.jpg)
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: ROX on June 10, 2008, 11:52:38 AM
Ned Beatty in Deliverance. :O Not as an actor but the scene he had to play.







Can you even IMAGINE the phonecall Ned got from his agent?


Agent:  Hey Ned...It's Dave at the Agency....got a lead on another part for ya....BIG MOVIE!

Agent:  You know the star from the TV show "Dan August"...yeah...Burt Reynolds is gonna be in it...

Agent:  Well, it's a real action-thriller about some buddies from the big city who go on a fishing trip way out in the sticks....

Agent:  Yeah....REAL "man" type stuff...fishing...guns....bad guys....scarry rapids...it's gonna be a blockbuster.

Agent:  Gotta know one thing....the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  I said the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  No joke, Babe...time is money...wouldn't lie to ya Ned.....

Agent:  Got me hangin'......I haven't read all the script yet....just...just...just give me a real loud pig squeel, OK?

(SFX):  (faint squeel of a pig over the phone)

Agent:  Hey sounds good to me...and you don't mind showing your tookus in the movie do ya?  The chicks dig that!  You might get more fanmail than Reynolds on that one.....

Agent:  OK babe, gotta run.  I'll tell the director your totally in on this project---I'll get ya a script in a few weeks....the shoot is going to be in Georgia & North Carolina....

Agent:  Yeah...after you do the shoot we'll do lunch...gotta go....(click) (dialtone)




Agent:  Whew..."purty mouth.....squeel like a pig".....sheesh....and why does it take Reynolds so long to unleash the arrow?  Awwwww well, I still get my 15%....(slides script into large manilla envelope).







ROX










Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Mustaine on June 10, 2008, 12:00:56 PM
You know those guys were real local hillbilly's and improvised that part of the movie... dude was actually freaked out by them.



on topic:

Rosie O'Donnell
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: wrongwayric on June 10, 2008, 12:03:32 PM
You know those guys were real local hillbilly's and improvised that part of the movie... dude was actually freaked out by them.



on topic:

Rosie O'Donnell

Are you sure they improvised? Or did they re-enact something that had already happened? Scary thought isn't it. :O
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Rollins on June 10, 2008, 03:53:53 PM
Well they do say actors draw from experience... ;)
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Ripsnort on June 10, 2008, 04:20:21 PM
Can you even IMAGINE the phonecall Ned got from his agent?


Agent:  Hey Ned...It's Dave at the Agency....got a lead on another part for ya....BIG MOVIE!

Agent:  You know the star from the TV show "Dan August"...yeah...Burt Reynolds is gonna be in it...

Agent:  Well, it's a real action-thriller about some buddies from the big city who go on a fishing trip way out in the sticks....

Agent:  Yeah....REAL "man" type stuff...fishing...guns....bad guys....scarry rapids...it's gonna be a blockbuster.

Agent:  Gotta know one thing....the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  I said the director says you have to squeel like a pig really good....

Agent:  No joke, Babe...time is money...wouldn't lie to ya Ned.....

Agent:  Got me hangin'......I haven't read all the script yet....just...just...just give me a real loud pig squeel, OK?

(SFX):  (faint squeel of a pig over the phone)

Agent:  Hey sounds good to me...and you don't mind showing your tookus in the movie do ya?  The chicks dig that!  You might get more fanmail than Reynolds on that one.....

Agent:  OK babe, gotta run.  I'll tell the director your totally in on this project---I'll get ya a script in a few weeks....the shoot is going to be in Georgia & North Carolina....

Agent:  Yeah...after you do the shoot we'll do lunch...gotta go....(click) (dialtone)

Agent:  Whew..."purty mouth.....squeel like a pig".....sheesh....and why does it take Reynolds so long to unleash the arrow?  Awwwww well, I still get my 15%....(slides script into large manilla envelope).

ROX




Actually, the real story is like this:

Quote
Ned Beatty states that he created the infamous "squeal piggy" line while he and actor Bill McKinney were improvising the scene.[2] James Dickey's son, Christopher Dickey, in his book, "Summer of Deliverance", said that it was one of the crewmen who suggested that Ned Beatty's character, "Bobby", "squeal like a pig" - to add some backwoods horror to the scene and to make it more shocking.
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: AWMac on June 10, 2008, 05:47:05 PM
Hideous?

Hmmmm...

Waking up hungover nekid in a cheap Hotel room on the wet spot as you see the hairy back of Rosie O'Donnell rollin over to grab a pack of smokes off the nightstand...and the lights are on.

*shivers*
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: JB88 on June 10, 2008, 07:46:10 PM
what he said.

 :noid

Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Bodhi on June 10, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
As the title says:

Hillary Clinton
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: Meatwad on June 10, 2008, 08:27:45 PM
hideous - Where poorly educated badguys stay
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: SOB on June 10, 2008, 10:37:51 PM
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

I have to gouge my eyes out now.
Yep, that about covers it.
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: SPKmes on June 10, 2008, 10:42:06 PM
Brussel sprouts
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: DrDea on June 10, 2008, 11:40:51 PM
Lots of walnuts in the road on a turn while rideing the bike.
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: rpm on June 10, 2008, 11:50:41 PM
You know the river the shot Deliverance on was the same river used for kayaking during the Atlanta Olympics. If Ned Beatty couldn't make it, what chance did a frenchman in bicycle shorts have?
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 12:50:30 AM
The term was just defined for me in the film, "The Boondock Saints."

Willem Dafoe, in drag.....<shudder>

I have to gouge my eyes out now.

What is your definition of "hideous"?
That movie is tops  :aok  And W.D. did a pretty dang good job in that drag get up.
Hideous is dog hair on the bottom of my curtains that takes FOREVER to lint-roll off.  Just nasty.
(*dog germs! get hot water! get disinfectant!*)
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: rpm on June 11, 2008, 01:34:39 AM
Don't mess with those lint rollers made out of masking tape. Buy a self cleaning lint brush, works 1000 times better.
You can find them on Amazon for under $10.
Title: Re: Define "Hideous"
Post by: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 07:24:37 AM
Don't mess with those lint rollers made out of masking tape. Buy a self cleaning lint brush, works 1000 times better. You can find them on Amazon for under $10.
Thanks for the tip. Never even heard of them ~ I'll check it out.   :aok