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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on June 18, 2008, 09:19:00 PM
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Normally I hate getting these. "If you liked tis Email send it to 5 of your friends" Junk mails
Women seem to love em as I never seem to get any from men. i ALWAYS get them from women.
Reguardless.
EVERY once in a while I get a good one.
As is the case here.
Other then them stealing a couple of my lines
Great punchline at the end
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard our border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a
tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
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I like the sound of that. If only the flaming liberals would go for it. But then, you would have the ACLU defending a group of non-Americans. Funny how the ACLU will defend atheists and turn their back on the first amendment for Christians. Sorry, that was off topic.
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I like the sound of that. If only the flaming liberals would go for it. But then, you would have the ACLU defending a group of non-Americans. Funny how the ACLU will defend atheists and turn their back on the first amendment for Christians. Sorry, that was off topic.
send them too then. let the hard working soldiers come home and have some family time with their kids and spouses :aok
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Normally I hate getting these. "If you liked tis Email send it to 5 of your friends" Junk mails
Women seem to love em as I never seem to get any from men. i ALWAYS get them from women.
Reguardless.
EVERY once in a while I get a good one.
As is the case here.
Other then them stealing a couple of my lines
Great punchline at the end
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard our border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a
tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
I got this in an E-mail about 8 months ago.
Definitely a good idea, though.
Or we could just send them to Camden.
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I got this in an E-mail about 8 months ago.
Definitely a good idea, though.
Or we could just send them to Camden.
lololol :rofl
you must live near there too? they'd probably actually improve that city!! :rofl
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I thought you where going to say impeach Bush jr.
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Philly. Close enough.
When we see shows at the E / Tweeter / Susquehanna Center, we usually take the ferry.
Camden isn't the place to drive at night, unless you are packin'. My wife wouldn't let me carry when we drove because she says my trigger finger is too itchy and their would be too many targets of opportunity.
So, now we take take the ferry. :aok
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I like the sound of that. If only the flaming liberals would go for it. But then, you would have the ACLU defending a group of non-Americans. Funny how the ACLU will defend atheists and turn their back on the first amendment for Christians. Sorry, that was off topic.
Forget the Liberals if only the corporations & business would stop employing them. Then if law enforcement for example would round them up instead of looking the other way like they do here in Ohio.
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Philly. Close enough.
When we see shows at the E / Tweeter / Susquehanna Center, we usually take the ferry.
Camden isn't the place to drive at night, unless you are packin'. My wife wouldn't let me carry when we drove because she says my trigger finger is too itchy and their would be too many targets of opportunity.
So, now we take take the ferry. :aok
when mom is up here, she drives.....i think she goes right down haddon ave to whatever the road that leads to the tweeter center is. she says there's always police at each and every intersection, and that the traffic lights are flashing to keep traffic moving in. coming from philly though, i'd do the same as you're doing. and like you've probably seen me mention in other threads, i know what that city's like. sometimes i think they should just put a fence up around it and not let anyone out :noid. we have some problems in lindenwold where i live because they get on the speedline and come here.
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A freaking MEN.
I don't have problems at all with "non" Americans.
What I DO have a problem with, is anyone who works and doesn't pay taxes like the rest of us do.
Uncle gave me a number to track and tax me. Go get yours.
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The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes. The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program. We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture. Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one. We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots.
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The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes. The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program. We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture. Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one. We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots.
'there' values often include not learning English, making absolutely no effort to pay respect to the host nation (that feeds them), by making the most basic attempts to assimilate to American society (something that most immigrant groups embrace eagerly), and sending billions of dollars in cash to Mexico every year, thus permanently removing it from our economy.
Why should we respect 'there' values if they don't care a lick for ours? Seems like respect should be given in return for respect, and the absence of it should be responded to accordingly.
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The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes. The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program. We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture. Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one. We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots.
no, they're NOT a valuable resource. go look at the lines at the unemployment offices. the jobs taken by illegals could be taken by these people.
if we registered them, after they illegally entered the country, then we'd be rewarding them for the crime. the best solution is to do what the originator of this post posted...that or stop em before they get here. either way, they're illegal.
:furious
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You have stereotyped an entire race. I know plenty of illegals, most are honest hard working family folks. It's about economics, how can we deal with the situation in the most cost effective way. There here and we would be better suited to find a way to make it work to our benefit.
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The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes. The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program. We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture. Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one. We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots.
What, pray tell, is a fake SSN (besides the obvious). Also please explain to me as briefly as you can, how such a SSN lends itself to paying taxes.
I've worked in places where these "stealth" SSN's have been used. Here, let me make up a fake number, a fake address, and claim 8 dependents.
Like I said, it's not against any race in particular, nor is it a racist opinion. It's not about the Americans in the unemployment line, either. Half of them are riding the system, anyhow. A lot of immigrants are VERY grateful for the employment. Just PAY YOUR DAMN TAXES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS A CITIZEN.
The less taxes illegal immigrants (of any kind) pay, the more WE have to pay.
It is not rocket science.
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You have stereotyped an entire race. I know plenty of illegals, most are honest hard working family folks. It's about economics, how can we deal with the situation in the most cost effective way. There here and we would be better suited to find a way to make it work to our benefit.
How to deal with it? Make the border more secure and stop being afraid of public outcry for using force to maintain it. whatever benefits you see in the cheap labor today will dissolve tomorrow when we're faced with overpopulation by a group that has no plans to enter mainstream society, learn our albeit unofficial language, become educated, and move up the rungs of the socioeconomic ladder. Show me one family that jumped the border to get here and is now working to put their kids through college and I'll show you 10 that have no issues living as they had been for the last 20 generations--only north of the border.
This country was built by immigrants, sure, but it was built by immigrants who worked their fingers to the bone so that their kids could have a better life, not the kind that work their fingers to the bone so that their kids and grandkids could do the same.
Stereotypes wouldn't be stereotypes if they weren't largely valid.
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You have stereotyped an entire race. I know plenty of illegals, most are honest hard working family folks. It's about economics, how can we deal with the situation in the most cost effective way. There here and we would be better suited to find a way to make it work to our benefit.
since when are criminals honest????????? are you REALLY that blind???????? sheesh!!!!!
if they were honest, they'd come over here LEGALLY. i cannot believe that you're on this board defending criminals.
on the economic argument, again, put the unemployed back to work. seems fairly simple.
who stereotyped a race???? i only grouped illegals into the criminal catagory. i don't care where the heck they come from, if they're illegal, they're breaking the law each day they wake up breathing air here. again, it seems pretty simple.
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Half of them are riding the system, anyhow.
It is not rocket science.
this is why i said to put the unemployed back to work
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This country was built by immigrants, sure, but it was built by immigrants who worked their fingers to the bone so that their kids could have a better life, not the kind that work their fingers to the bone so that their kids and grandkids could do the same.
Stereotypes wouldn't be stereotypes if they weren't largely valid.
yes, but they were here legally.
i like the stereotype statement.......so very very true!
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The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes. The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program. We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture. Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one. We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots.
So we should reward illegals for managing to come here illegally by making them legal?
And how exactly are illegals a valuable resource?
They dont work cheap anymore either.
And even if they did. They do NOT keep the price of goods down. That line is a crock handed out by those that hire them.
They only increase the profits of those who hire them. Trust me I know.
Or hurt those of us who operate our businessess legally.
Illegals have no friend in me. Nor are the businesses who hire them.
If I find em. I report em.
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I will suck your welfare system dry. When America is bankrupt I will just move to Canada.
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You have stereotyped an entire race. I know plenty of illegals, most are honest hard working family folks. It's about economics, how can we deal with the situation in the most cost effective way.
Considering something like 80% of all illegals are hispanic.
I'd say they stereo type themselves.
Oh and before you try calling me a racist.
Consider my last name "Mendez"
If your here illegally. Your here Dishonestly. and criminally
Illegal=against he law=breaking the law=criminal
Why is it other ethnicity's can come here legally.. Indians are a prime example as my town is getting absolutely infested with them.
Yet hispanics cant?
How to deal with them in a cost effective way?
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The illegals I know all have fake SS#s they pay taxes. The solution in my opinion is to create a better work visa program. We register all Illegals under the program, issue them work visas as well as incentives to assimilate into our culture. Illegal immigrants are a valuable resource for this country, we have always had an illegal workforce since day one. We should take advantage of there skills instead and respect there values instead of acting like a bunch of racist idiots.
Work visa's are not the answer It's employers. As a green card carrying alien here in the USA you know how many times I have been asked by an employer for it in my 19 years here? Never... why because they don't care. Now my Green card has a kind of computer chip embedded in it & photo ID & all they have to do is swipe it & they have every thing they need to know about me. How ever it is useless when an employer wont even ask if I am legal or not. I always give employers the card when I start a new job as I am legally required to do so, most just hand it back to me & don't do anything else.
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When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it
Way to insult the professional military soldier.
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I'm still hoping for a mine field instead of some dumb fence.
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Way to insult the professional military soldier.
No no no.
Look up the term
"Cannon Fodder"
Our soldiers can designate em as IED scouts :D
we can have a them in a unit to be known as "the Boobie Brigade"
To seek out and explode Boobie Traps before any of our guys get hurt
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No no no.
Look up the term
"Cannon Fodder"
Our soldiers can designate em as IED scouts :D
we can have a them in a unit to be known as "the Boobie Brigade"
To seek out and explode Boobie Traps before any of our guys get hurt
better yet, just let our soldiers stay back in the green zone, and enjoy a couple drinks while we send onl the illegals in. when they go in, they'll start stealing all of the iraqis jobs. they'll realize that they're being invaded by illegals, and surrender/stop fighting immediatly if we promise to get them out of there :D
illegals are like cockroaches. once you get one or two, they just multiply, and you can never get rid of them.
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lyric has stumbled onto it.
arrest the employers.. they, and our government are the problem not the people who come here to work because of the mixed signals.
As he says.. the cards can have a chip in em.. the employers don't bother to even ask tho.
I can have my life history checked in a few hours if I try to buy a handgun.. the exact same thing can be done for getting a job. Background check comes back bad? sorry senor.. no job.
When the employers who cheat go to prison the rest will quit cheating.. how long does a gun dealer who cheats last? when the illegals can't get work here they will quit coming. a few might sneak across just in time to drop an anchor baby but that is about it.
lazs