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Title: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on June 19, 2008, 10:41:13 AM
I think a parachuting pilot should have the option to use his .45 on himself... Also, all planes should have self-destruct features that will allow them to go out in a fireball of their own making instead of letting the enemy take them out... I'm thinking that the self-destruct should generate a small fireworks display and perhaps a few seconds of music of their choice, playing through the speakers of nearby players--friends and enemies alike.

I see no holes in this idea.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Saxman on June 19, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
Uh, why?

Either auger, or don't open your chute.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: APDrone on June 19, 2008, 11:09:57 AM
I think a parachuting pilot should have the option to use his .45 on himself... Also, all planes should have self-destruct features that will allow them to go out in a fireball of their own making instead of letting the enemy take them out... I'm thinking that the self-destruct should generate a small fireworks display and perhaps a few seconds of music of their choice, playing through the speakers of nearby players--friends and enemies alike.

I see no holes in this idea.


In truth, I know this idea pretty much blows, but I had no other suggestions tomake today.

Looks like 2 days running..
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: mike254 on June 19, 2008, 11:58:07 AM
Wtf??  :huh
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on June 19, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
Looks like 2 days running..


I didn't see you getting all bent out of shape when some nimrod suggested hot air balloon duels.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: APDrone on June 19, 2008, 12:57:36 PM
I didn't see you getting all bent out of shape when some nimrod suggested hot air balloon duels.

I choose my battles carefully.

Until the rash of drivel that has permeated the boards the last month or so, I didn't bother much.


Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on June 19, 2008, 01:03:17 PM
I see, drone, I see... Ok, I will endeavor to come up with better drivel then. In deference to your sensibilities, I'll remove rubber bullets from the cue.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Husky01 on June 19, 2008, 02:20:20 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: minke on June 19, 2008, 04:44:20 PM
dont ask me to suicide with my 45,i'd only miss.............
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: mensa180 on June 19, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
I appreciate your humor slipknot.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: 633DH98 on June 19, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
Why does the ".45" have thirteen rounds?  :confused:  Is it a P-35?
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Spikes on June 19, 2008, 05:44:47 PM
Actually the .45 has 21 rounds.
And you don't have to make a suggestion everyday.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: 633DH98 on June 20, 2008, 11:39:38 AM
I only get 13 offline.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Rambo Fan on June 21, 2008, 01:06:26 AM
Problem, your a moron at posting. Solution, don't get out of your plane, or don't play the game.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Devonai on June 21, 2008, 01:58:52 AM
Why don't you just auger yourself every time you see a red 'dar bar in your sector?  That'll show 'em!
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Strip on June 21, 2008, 09:41:35 AM
Slipknot,
    I think the A6M's self destuct feature is malfunctioning because they seem to catch fire spontaneously without warning.

Strip
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: dirt911 on June 27, 2008, 08:47:06 PM
i think when my plane hits fireball i should be able to type in a dot command such as .die
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: weazely on June 27, 2008, 08:50:00 PM
This thread was ment to be a joke right?????........r
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Kweassa on June 28, 2008, 08:56:46 AM

 You can already do it.

 After bailing out, grab a hammer and bash your computer with it.

 There, you've committed your virtual suicide.

 Please try it, and then inform us how it has improved your gameplay.

 I'm sure we will thoroughly enjoy imagining you work so sincerely to make AH such a better game.,

 

 
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: angelsandair on June 28, 2008, 01:08:10 PM
i think when my plane hits fireball i should be able to type in a dot command such as .die

or you could hit "enter" 3 times and when you bail, type .ef

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Denholm on June 28, 2008, 02:03:51 PM
That's when you're "captured".

By the way, I believe the ".die" command works when you're in your plane (.die [gameID]). When used parts of the plane fall off so you can practice emergency landings.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: trigger2 on June 29, 2008, 07:37:05 PM
I think a parachuting pilot should have the option to use his .45 on himself... Also, all planes should have self-destruct features that will allow them to go out in a fireball of their own making instead of letting the enemy take them out... I'm thinking that the self-destruct should generate a small fireworks display and perhaps a few seconds of music of their choice, playing through the speakers of nearby players--friends and enemies alike.

I see no holes in this idea.

Well... that depends...
We have to make sure the music fits the situation...
You can't have some noob who just got shot down blasting 'We are the champions' now can we??
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: ian5440 on June 29, 2008, 09:09:17 PM
This thread was ment to be a joke right?????........r

sadly to say he was serious *shakes head in disgrace*
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: h338 on June 30, 2008, 01:47:28 AM
uh are u on acid or something?  :huh
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Bruv119 on July 01, 2008, 03:49:45 AM
as a game rated PG or E for everyone.  With all the little kids that play I think letting your pilot blow his virtual brains out will be detrimental to the mental state of this group of players.

slipknot I think you should put more care into your posts because we wouldnt want a mass suicide cult of squeakers.  Their blood will be on your hands.





Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on July 01, 2008, 08:28:10 AM
Problem, your a moron at posting. Solution, don't get out of your plane, or don't play the game.

Wow, I just got called a moron by a guy who cannot properly contract the words 'you' and 'are'. The irony is thick in here today, thick and smelly.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: h338 on July 01, 2008, 03:30:28 PM
slipknot it was a ridiculous post u have to admit!  :furious
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: bc21 on July 01, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
as a game rated PG or E for everyone.  With all the little kids that play I think letting your pilot blow his virtual brains out will be detrimental to the mental state of this group of players.

slipknot I think you should put more care into your posts because we wouldnt want a mass suicide cult of squeakers.  Their blood will be on your hands.






Oh god please let this happen!!  :rock  ;)
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on July 02, 2008, 08:35:09 AM
slipknot it was a ridiculous post u have to admit!  :furious


I admit it was, of course, but that does not warrant a total butchery of written English.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: ian5440 on July 02, 2008, 12:49:41 PM

I admit it was, of course, but that does not warrant a total butchery of written English.

i dont wanna harp on ya to much but it seems like you spend the same amount(or more) of your time telling people how bad their grammer is as you do requesting stuff. This isn't a term paper for english and this isnt Yale, so can you hold off on the grammer bashing.  :D

-Ian-
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on July 02, 2008, 01:10:27 PM
i dont wanna harp on ya to much but it seems like you spend the same amount(or more) of your time telling people how bad their grammer is as you do requesting stuff. This isn't a term paper for english and this isnt Yale, so can you hold off on the grammer bashing.  :D

-Ian-

I'll do my best to hold off from now on.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: ian5440 on July 02, 2008, 01:13:00 PM
thanks, thats all i ask  :aok

-Ian-
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: Motherland on July 02, 2008, 01:13:41 PM
You're taught proper English in school for a reason, you know.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: ian5440 on July 02, 2008, 01:22:26 PM
I know,
but i just think not EVERY error should be harped on thats it  :D
Though im not PRO-ignorance :P

-Ian-
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: slipknot on July 02, 2008, 01:36:17 PM
I know,
but i just think not EVERY error should be harped on thats it  :D
Though im not PRO-ignorance :P

-Ian-

Your point is valid and has been taken, ian.

I'll just have to concentrate on the personality disorders of some of the people in here. I'll start with myself... Look for that thread shortly.
Title: Re: Suicide instead of capture
Post by: ian5440 on July 02, 2008, 03:08:20 PM
Oh Goody Hooray   :D