Suicide instead of capture

[Strip]

Slipknot,
    I think the A6M's self destuct feature is malfunctioning because they seem to catch fire spontaneously without warning.

Strip

[dirt911]

i think when my plane hits fireball i should be able to type in a dot command such as .die

[weazely]

This thread was ment to be a joke right?????........r

[Kweassa]

 You can already do it.

 After bailing out, grab a hammer and bash your computer with it.

 There, you've committed your virtual suicide.

 Please try it, and then inform us how it has improved your gameplay.

 I'm sure we will thoroughly enjoy imagining you work so sincerely to make AH such a better game.,

 

 

[angelsandair]

i think when my plane hits fireball i should be able to type in a dot command such as .die

or you could hit "enter" 3 times and when you bail, type .ef

 

[Denholm]

That's when you're "captured".

By the way, I believe the ".die" command works when you're in your plane (.die [gameID]). When used parts of the plane fall off so you can practice emergency landings.

[trigger2]

I think a parachuting pilot should have the option to use his .45 on himself... Also, all planes should have self-destruct features that will allow them to go out in a fireball of their own making instead of letting the enemy take them out... I'm thinking that the self-destruct should generate a small fireworks display and perhaps a few seconds of music of their choice, playing through the speakers of nearby players--friends and enemies alike.

I see no holes in this idea.

Well... that depends...
We have to make sure the music fits the situation...
You can't have some noob who just got shot down blasting 'We are the champions' now can we??

[ian5440]

This thread was ment to be a joke right?????........r

sadly to say he was serious *shakes head in disgrace*

[h338]

uh are u on acid or something? 

[Bruv119]

as a game rated PG or E for everyone.  With all the little kids that play I think letting your pilot blow his virtual brains out will be detrimental to the mental state of this group of players.

slipknot I think you should put more care into your posts because we wouldnt want a mass suicide cult of squeakers.  Their blood will be on your hands.

[slipknot]

Problem, your a moron at posting. Solution, don't get out of your plane, or don't play the game.

Wow, I just got called a moron by a guy who cannot properly contract the words 'you' and 'are'. The irony is thick in here today, thick and smelly.

[h338]

slipknot it was a ridiculous post u have to admit! 

[bc21]

as a game rated PG or E for everyone.  With all the little kids that play I think letting your pilot blow his virtual brains out will be detrimental to the mental state of this group of players.

slipknot I think you should put more care into your posts because we wouldnt want a mass suicide cult of squeakers.  Their blood will be on your hands.

Oh god please let this happen!!   

[slipknot]

slipknot it was a ridiculous post u have to admit! 

I admit it was, of course, but that does not warrant a total butchery of written English.

[ian5440]

I admit it was, of course, but that does not warrant a total butchery of written English.

i dont wanna harp on ya to much but it seems like you spend the same amount(or more) of your time telling people how bad their grammer is as you do requesting stuff. This isn't a term paper for english and this isnt Yale, so can you hold off on the grammer bashing. 

-Ian-