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Title: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: Slamfire on June 27, 2008, 04:53:47 PM

How rednecks take care of a bee infestation  :aok
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2243176

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: Sandman on June 27, 2008, 04:58:00 PM

I guess it's just too difficult to call an apiarist to come over and take them.

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: SD67 on June 27, 2008, 04:59:07 PM

gotta love the edit notifications :rofl

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: AWMac on June 27, 2008, 05:27:52 PM

Remove the Queen and the hive will follow.  Be calm, use a lil smoke.
The guy in the pics didn't need to be a jerk...but Darwin can't watermelon without an arse.
BTW I'm highly allergic to bee stings, been hospitalized over one sting.  Yet I have moved hives.
My Daughters still call me Dr. Dolittle.

Mac

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: ROX on June 27, 2008, 05:30:00 PM

Be lucky they are in the area.  Many areas there is a shortage and crops suffer.

A couple of months ago I saw a semi-tractor trailer full of bees/white hives.

I would hate to see that get into an accident!



ROX

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 27, 2008, 05:43:11 PM

Was posted last year around the same time.
Still entertaining though

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: JB88 on June 27, 2008, 06:13:39 PM

note to conan the bee destroyer:

i am guessing that they are migrating bees.

they would have moved on in a couple of days.

and you burned the crap out of your swingset.

 :rolleyes:

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: Dichotomy on June 27, 2008, 09:40:41 PM

Quote from: AWMac on June 27, 2008, 05:27:52 PM

Remove the Queen and the hive will follow.  Be calm, use a lil smoke.
The guy in the pics didn't need to be a jerk...but Darwin can't watermelon without an arse.
BTW I'm highly allergic to bee stings, been hospitalized over one sting.  Yet I have moved hives.
My Daughters still call me Mr. Dumas.

Mac

Now that's just plain MEAN :D

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: AWMac on June 27, 2008, 09:54:24 PM

*singin*
In my hour of dumbness, stupidity shines on me.
I am now a dancer, Dem are Bees.
Dem are Bees, Dem are Bees. Dem are BEES, DEM are Bees..
Hit me with the water hose, Dem are Bees...

 :lol

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: Ripsnort on June 28, 2008, 10:18:00 AM

Quote from: AWMac on June 27, 2008, 05:27:52 PM

Remove the Queen and the hive will follow.  Be calm, use a lil smoke.
The guy in the pics didn't need to be a jerk...but Darwin can't watermelon without an arse.
BTW I'm highly allergic to bee stings, been hospitalized over one sting.  Yet I have moved hives.
My Daughters still call me Dr. Dolittle.

Mac

Er, for you, it's spelled "Dr. Do Little". :D

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: CAP1 on June 28, 2008, 10:44:06 AM

Quote from: Sandman on June 27, 2008, 04:58:00 PM

I guess it's just too difficult to call an apiarist to come over and take them.

actually, i thought that looked funny as all hell.......
in my nerighborhood though, someone would've called the fire department(underpaid as they're volentteers in my town) as soon as they saw the fire there :rofl

Title: Re: How to deal with pesky bees
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 28, 2008, 01:31:35 PM

Would have been better if he accidentally set himself and his sister house on fire.