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Title: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 11, 2008, 08:17:21 AM
we have formed a squadron to play in the allied vs axis arena.  our goal is to bring back air to air fighting to that arena.

Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 11, 2008, 12:28:42 PM
if you want to learn how to be a great dogfighter and have a great time doing it, this is the group for you. ACM is everything with us.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: humble on July 11, 2008, 01:50:08 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

May the force be with you...well as may call the squad the "cat herders". Best of luck its a noble undertaking...
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 11, 2008, 07:21:26 PM
thanks snapper  :aok
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: RTR on July 13, 2008, 08:57:12 PM
Hey Storch....PM me will ya?

Thanks

RTR
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: E25280 on July 13, 2008, 09:11:52 PM
 :rofl

WTG, Storch, and good luck with that.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 14, 2008, 06:02:34 AM
in my tenure as CO of JG54 I have never placed a recruitment ad in this forum.  I have added players selectively and kept the squadron small on purpose but this latest trend in that once fun arena needs to be reversed.  something has to be done in there fellows the place has been taken over by every marvin milquetoast that a mother ever spawned. 

you actually have players posting about half hour long engagements where no one is shot down as "good fights".

two nights ago I cornered seven of them, mostly from an axis squadron and harvested three before landing.  the harvest is easy but locating the cleverly hidden buggers is what takes time.  join us, let's show them the business end of a cartoon airplane, the sheds are PM'n me daily for relief

save the sheds, join a worthy cause, whack a tard you'll be glad you did.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 14, 2008, 09:32:38 AM
Wanted: aggressive pilots, not afraid to die, not worried about K/D score, doesn't run from a fight even if outnumbered(well most of the time anyway hehehe), doesnt hide in the ack or at 30k. prefers 10k or less fights most of the time. likes working in a group environment with common goals. if this is you, PM storch!

We will teach you co-operative base taking and ACM. we will teach you how to fly well and smack down deserving victims. we teach you the art of psychological warfare and how to stop or avoid dweebie-ness.

if this sounds good to you, message storch and become part of the most fun, hated, and loathed squads in the AVA. you will not regret it, you will have the time of your life.

*the opinions above are those of the writer and in no way shape or form are those of anyone else
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Shifty on July 14, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
Here's the thread about the fight with no deaths that seems to be the bane of you Storch.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,236830.0.html

Yes actually I was amazed because it was the first time I've ever seen an engagement where nobody got a clear kill, it was also the last time. Damaged planes were able to exit the battle because we did stay up high fighting instead of diving for the deck. The fight ended not because we didn't want to kill each other but a lack of ammo on my part.

It was between 23K and 20K not exactly 30K or higher as you were ranting on the range channel Thursday in the AVA. Also Thursday when exactly did you have seven guys cornered? I saw you running North from three of them in your Tempest. I went North to assist you, BC had already given up trying to help because you were fleeing so fast he couldn't keep up.  I tried to get to you and couldn't catch up either and two of the 109s got tired of chasing you so they reversed and came to fight me. Thank you. ;-)

I did manage to catch a glimpse of you a little later above the fight  and again in your Tempest  picking  and complaining about the German guys being alt monkeys. With the continuous ranting and complaining about Alt Monkeys and an arena where nobody wants to fight. Again mentioning my post from a fight  two months ago as if it  that happeneded every day.Your squadmates to their credit were down low fighting in Corsairs, I guess they cash the checks you write with your mouth.

You are correct there's some direction the AVA has taken lately that needs reversed fast. Too much porking and too little fighting. I hope you do come back with the honest intentions of help making it a better place. Instead of a vehicle used to constantly display the chip on your shoulder.

<S>

Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 14, 2008, 09:16:52 PM
I don't have a chip on my shoulder some guys have no sense of humor.  it's probably the result of a long sheltered life in mom's basement.

 :D

that was the engagement those were the three, they all died.   :D
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Shifty on July 14, 2008, 10:18:01 PM
Ask Mom nicely to let you out of the basement. There's a traditional N Africa setup in the AVA. Lots of low furballs between two bases.
Come show all us Marvin Milquetoast types how it's done.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 15, 2008, 07:12:08 AM
above is just an example of the psychological warfare you will learn and be exposed to  :D
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Jester on July 15, 2008, 04:27:55 PM
Storch, you or one of the other guys got Truekill's home e-mail addy.

I need to contact him fast.

PM me if you do. Tks.

 :salute
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Husky01 on July 15, 2008, 11:54:01 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 16, 2008, 12:45:12 PM
be part of a great team. One night in the AVA and we're tied for #1!! what does that tell you! we are very cohesive and very loyal to each other. We believe in having fun over and above everything else. Squad nights are any time you can make it. we're on almost every night. you show up fine, if not, fine too. easy enough.

if you want to have a great time and get better at this game. join us. fly with us for a bit or just join. PM Storch if interested
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 16, 2008, 02:34:13 PM
See Rules #4, #5
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 21, 2008, 07:45:26 PM
whack one whack whack whack
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 23, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
Greetings Lonely Aces High Pilot!
     Do you want to play the game as a game, or become part of the best!?? if you want to be part of the best and learn how to become extremely proficient at this game, contact Storch or Teh Tardwhackers. We're not for sissies. We fight, we kill and we die. We don't believe in bringing back undamaged airplanes, and we dont play for score! we believe that killing the red is fun!.... Even when its our own squaddies. We work as a team and are all friends. We fight for each other and we stick up for each other.

if you would like to become part of the best of the best, contact us! we fun, friendly and everyone hates us. it doesnt get any better then that!  :) Must be atleast 18.

And if all that isn't enough, We're NUMBER 1 in the AVA for squads!!

again contact storch or go to our website and get on our bbs at ahgreenhearts.org/phpbb (http://ahgreenhearts.org/phpbb)

free sheep for every new member signed up!
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 25, 2008, 12:54:15 PM
Our website is up and running, its ahgreenhearts.org (http://www.ahgreenhearts.org). Our bbs is ahgreenhearts.org/phpbb (http://ahgreenhearts.org/phpbb).

if you are interested in us, feel free to come to our website or bbs and apply also. and if you dont like us, feel free to come tell us so.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 26, 2008, 07:17:48 AM
See Rules #4, #5
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: RTR on July 26, 2008, 10:00:27 AM
My apologies for my absence lately. Work has kept me away from home for the last week. Hopefully I will be home some time next week and can participate in the whacking <G>

cheers, and thanks for the invite!

RTR
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on July 26, 2008, 12:09:31 PM
welcome rotor.  we don't have any rules so when you show up it's all good.  there will always be plenty to shoot.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on July 29, 2008, 11:31:41 AM
just another reason to join Teh Tardwhackers-- 6 of our pilots are in the top 50 pilots list of the AVA. come in and join up!!
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on August 02, 2008, 07:14:57 AM
we will be reorganizing ourselves as the gruppe II tardhackers in the near future.  that is if any gruppe II players show up for us to whack.

teh tardwhackers #1 in the AvA because we are that good.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on August 04, 2008, 09:06:06 AM
Requirements to join JG54 and Teh Tardwhackers:
1. must be 21 or older. prefer someone with a full time job
2. Must want to become a better pilot. ACM is everything to us!
3. no runners, ack huggers, alt monkeys, etc. we dont run from fights, we engage in them.
4. teamwork! we work together! we try not to gang, although it sometimes happens, but we believe everyone helps each other. we watch each others back!
5. the object of our group is to have fun!! We have fun over and above anything else. Especially at someone elses expense!
6. squad night is every night. be there or not, we're not picky.
7. Must bow to our supreme leader Storch, who is all knowing and all powerful

These are the requirements of JG54 and teh tardwhackers. if this sounds good to you, pm storch.

Just a short resume' for JG54--

*AVA tour 77 7/1-7/31  #1
*AVA tour 75 5/1-5/31  #2
*AVA tour 72 2/1-2/28  #1
*AVA Tour 71 1/1-1/30  #1

Just to show a few of our standings. Join the fun! Join us!

** mandatory 1 week trial Membership.... unless storch don't like you. Then it could be less! We dont need a reason to eject you. it all depends on you!

Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on August 04, 2008, 11:30:51 AM
I never knew we were number one in prior tours, I've never really looked at that. waddaya know?
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: kennyhayes on August 04, 2008, 04:02:56 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GUYS OUTCLIMBED A ME262 IN A C47 I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO hel@#lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll :t :t not you stroch you nice guy
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on August 04, 2008, 06:17:09 PM
I think our proganda minister has been swimming in the schnapps filled pool again.

no one needs to bow down before storch, storch is an imbecile and best when left alone sulking in a corner.

I did not type this, I'm not even here.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on August 11, 2008, 12:00:17 PM
our 2 best pilots are tied for the #1 slot in the AVA also. you would be flying with the very best of the best.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on August 14, 2008, 08:15:37 PM
well looks like our propaganda minister is now a fully fledged member of JG54.

the squadron congratulates jaeger on his PNG.  I'm proud as any daddy could be.

good job jaeger1
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: SEeagle on August 16, 2008, 08:51:52 PM
i respect this squad alot. But Since im not able to join them because of my age  :furious i will do everything in my power to Hunt them down ^.^  :noid

 :salute will see you guys in the air
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: storch on August 21, 2008, 07:29:05 AM
a strange thing is occuring.  we are running out of targets!!!  once opposition players know we are in a sector they vacate to safer climes.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: SEeagle on August 21, 2008, 07:46:16 AM
i havent flown in AvA for a while.

When i get in there though yall will be dong this  :furious

Hehehe.  :noid out ^.^

im ganna send you to meet your maker   :angel:

Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on September 11, 2008, 07:21:38 AM
Requirements to join JG54 and Teh Tardwhackers:
1. must be 21 or older. prefer someone with a full time job
2. Must want to become a better pilot. ACM is everything to us!
3. no runners, ack huggers, alt monkeys, etc. we dont run from fights, we engage in them.
4. teamwork! we work together! we try not to gang, although it sometimes happens, but we believe everyone helps each other. we watch each others back!
5. the object of our group is to have fun!! We have fun over and above anything else. Especially at someone elses expense!
6. squad night is every night. be there or not, we're not picky.
7. Must bow to our supreme leader Storch, who is all knowing and all powerful(optional)

These are the requirements of JG54 and teh tardwhackers. if this sounds good to you, pm storch.

Just a short resume' for JG54--

*AVA tour 77 7/1-7/31  #1
*AVA tour 75 5/1-5/31  #2
*AVA tour 72 2/1-2/28  #1
*AVA Tour 71 1/1-1/30  #1

Just to show a few of our standings. Join the fun! Join us!

** mandatory 1 week trial Membership.... unless storch don't like you. Then it could be less! We dont need a reason to eject you. it all depends on you!



At this time we are Tied for the #1 spot with the 353's in the AVA and we are #2 in the midwar. If you like to fly almost every night, not a requirement, and you dont care what country or what plane you fly, PM Storch. We always welcome new pilots. You don't need to be the best, you just need to have heart. Please review our requirements and let storch know. thanks
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Bear76 on September 11, 2008, 07:49:56 PM
At this time we are Tied for the #1 spot with the 353's in the AVA and we are #2 in the midwar. If you like to fly almost every night, not a requirement, and you dont care what country or what plane you fly, PM Storch. We always welcome new pilots. You don't need to be the best, you just need to have heart. Please review our requirements and let storch know. thanks
  :huh
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Dinan on September 14, 2008, 04:55:09 PM
Member of the "Dog Fighting Club"  phhht 

Didn't know ack chairs could do that.  :rofl
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Bear76 on September 14, 2008, 07:02:39 PM
Don't be a hater cuz u suck  :lol
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: captain1ma on September 15, 2008, 10:04:58 AM
wow, i wonder if bear76 has ever gone up agains n72? that would be interesting! probably not based on his comments.

oh yeah we are still #1 in the AVA and Still #2 in the midwar.

by the way, we have changed our name to the Class acts in the Midwar. feel free to look us up!!
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Kuhn on September 15, 2008, 01:11:34 PM
Can't find any class acts in midwar.   :D
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Bear76 on September 15, 2008, 02:43:55 PM
wow, i wonder if bear76 has ever gone up agains n72? that would be interesting! probably not based on his comments.

oh yeah we are still #1 in the AVA and Still #2 in the midwar.

by the way, we have changed our name to the Class acts in the Midwar. feel free to look us up!!
Got news for ya JR, I was CO and one of the founders of JG54 long before you found this game and flown with and fought against N7 many times. He's always a good fight. You should try to be more like him.
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: Masherbrum on September 15, 2008, 03:38:19 PM
Got news for ya JR, I was CO and one of the founders of JG54 long before you found this game and flown with and fought against N7 many times. He's always a good fight. You should try to be more like him.

"That one is gonna leave a mark."    :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: lowZX14 on September 16, 2008, 09:42:54 AM
Can't find any class acts in midwar.   :D

There's my buddy.  :salute
Title: Re: teh tardwhackers are recruiting
Post by: daddog on September 16, 2008, 04:54:22 PM
If you want to learn to fly at 109 this is the place. :)
Excellent sticks and I have had many a fun fight with them.