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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Furball on July 24, 2008, 01:26:42 PM
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I wonder what they actually do on a daily basis in the HTC office? I think we should make up a diary of events for a day... I will start: -
0900 Skuzzy arrives, turns on the lights, starts the coffee machine & starts reading the bbs.
0905 Pyro turns up with a big pile of books in Japanese and Russian about aircraft, sits down and quietly starts researching/translating.
0915 Superfly drives up, crashes into the sign outside in his pimpmobile, gets out, comes in the office and starts bragging about the hos he had last night and about how hungover he is.
0920 HiTech comes in with a big crate of bribe whiskey and calls a meeting saying that he has "decided" to introduce a new aircraft to AH...
Continue
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and like combat tour it`s never spoken of again.
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0920 Skuzzy slaps Rollins with a Rule #7 violation for posting his willingness to punch a liger. Rollins sees this and actually agrees with the assessment, vowing never again to view the BBS in the haze of an over the counter sleep aid.
0921 After polling the other HTC staff, Skuzzy arrives at the conclusion that this may be the first time in the history of the internets that someone has expressed a desire to defeat a liger in hand to hand combat.
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/007rusty/popcorn.gif)
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0925 Pyro, already feeling frustrated at his translation efforts, hits the big red button in the middle of the office which has a sign above it saying "Random Puffy Ack Kill" to relieve some stress.
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0925 Pyro, already feeling frustrated at his translation efforts, hits the big red button in the middle of the office which has a sign above it saying "Random Puffy Ack Kill" to relieve some stress.
:rofl
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0925 Pyro, already feeling frustrated at his translation efforts, hits the big red button in the middle of the office which has a sign above it saying "Random Puffy Ack Kill" to relieve some stress.
0925 and 3 secs. Steve is killed in the arena. Whines about puffy ack being too lethal pervade ch 200 and spill over onto the BBS.
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9:25:04 : furball cruising around in his 262 at 500 mph at 20k randomly explodes!
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2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.
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2:10 - It is decided that the next screenshots will be released in.....two weeks
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WOOT WOOT (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/007rusty/discobanana.gif)
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2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.
That be nice. :)
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2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.
2:11 They then sit back and laugh and shake their heads as the poor no-lifers on the bbs beg them to do it....
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1406 HT says: "Nah" and decide to go get lunch instead. Waffle, upon seeing the food tangled in Skuzzy's white beard realises that he had already eaten all the food in the HTC fridge. Lifting his head up from his desk after falling asleep, Superfly says he will go out and collect some "munchies".
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how did we go back in time :)
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how did we go back in time :)
1430 The HTC crew hear a "whooosh" and realise that Marty McFly has now left the building, much to everyone's disappointment. No more time travel for them.
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1443--After grabbing a hot cup of coffee from the HTC break room, Waffle takes a day old piece of stale pizza from the breakroom
fridge and starts gnawing on it
1444--Waffle walks by Skuzzy's desk and looks over his shoulder...sees Skuzzy reading a thread with ROX, Guppy, Karaya, & Snaphook
posting--observes Skuzzy swallow an entire container of antacids.
ROX
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/007rusty/violin.gif)
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1444--Waffle walks by Skuzzy's desk and looks over his shoulder...sees Skuzzy reading a thread with ROX, Guppy, Karaya, & Snaphook
posting--observes Skuzzy swallow an entire container of antacids.
ROX
:lol
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1445 - a Disgusted Skuzzy shakes his head and pulls out his magical wand
1450 - Skuzzy, #1 in the Consortium of 12, calls Guppy and tells them how the plan is working and SAPP will one day rule AH.
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2:05 - Pyro, Waffle and Skuzzy discuss putting out new screenshots.
Looks like they did do something today. :D
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3:00 Are laughing wondering if anyone checked the home page today.... :rofl
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1501 hitech hands out a bottle to everyone (except superfly) for a job well done.
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yup (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/007rusty/salute.gif) ty :aok
3:00 Are laughing wondering if anyone checked the home page today.... :rofl
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3:00 Are laughing wondering if anyone checked the home page today.... :rofl
Yes & sweet.
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3:00 Are laughing wondering if anyone checked the home page today.... :rofl
Hot damn :aok
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1530 With a screech of tires outside, Superfly returns to the office. On his travels to collect munchies he succeeds in buying some pringles, marshmellows and twinkies. The HTC crew are most pleased.
1545 HT calls for a meeting and sits on his throne which is positioned beneath a massive portrait of himself, his minions bow down and sit on the floor. HT says that following a generous, anonymous donation they will be developing the B-29 for AH. They then group chant the 'Perkie Prayer'.
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17:00 Skuzzy notices that Dichotomy has logged on looks at Waffle and says 'well the average IQ of the boards just dropped by 5%. I wonder what kind of mental feces he's going to spout today?'
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17:30 Skuzzy sees another thread about how evil sausage pizza is and shakes his head in sadness
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20:47 Skuzzy don's his neoprene and kevlar outfit and prepares to fight crime in Dallas
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0925 and 3 secs. Steve is killed in the arena. Whines about puffy ack being too lethal pervade ch 200 and spill over onto the BBS.
0925 and 5 secs.HTC servers crash when text log exceeds 1 TB after recording above stated whines :D
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20:48 Skuzzy hears report of drunk JB73 posting on forum and has aneurysm of the ban finger
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21:08:ROX smells a spy
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22:46 Skuzzy finally learns how to ride a bike (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport030.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) , or maybe not...
22:48 Some one rants on 200 about a HO (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angry037.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and it is handled hitech style (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fc/out.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fc/moon.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
22:51 Corrs declares (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/signs108.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) by his little friends....
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2300 HTC goes home and goes to sleep.
THE END!
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2300 HTC goes home and goes to sleep.
THE END!
What about the next day??
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What about the next day??
You will just have to wait till tomorrow. It's only 11:03 HTC time. :D
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Oh..I didn't catch the fact that we were going by actual time....(me and ignorance go hand in hand)
:salute all
bobtom
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Oh..I didn't catch the fact that we were going by actual time....(me and ignorance go hand in hand)
:salute all
bobtom
Actually, I didn't really catch it either :lol
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0900 Skuzzy enters the office, tired after his night fighting crime. He has hidden his secret superhero status for years. He then has to delete a post about poop on the bbs.
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Please don't skip ahead like 4 hours at a time!
Oh..I didn't catch the fact that we were going by actual time....(me and ignorance go hand in hand)
:salute all
bobtom
It's not! Only Waffle's comments, but i don't think anyone elses are.
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0905 Pokes head in,..Nothing to see here, and moves along.
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0905 Pokes head in,..Nothing to see here, and moves along.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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0905 Pokes head in,..Nothing to see here, and moves along.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
X 2
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0905 Pokes head in,..Nothing to see here, and moves along.
0907... skuzzy feeling nothing and bored starts locking out accounts
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0910 Skuzzy hears a noise and wonders, who it could be.
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0928 Skuzzy laughs at Bipolar cause he got to drunk last night and was up all night puking
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0829 Dicho points and giggles at bipolar
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how did you go BACK in time?
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0847 Waffle draws the short straw for weekend BBS patrol. Skuzzy grabs another donut and screams: Yipppieeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
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max catch up with the times bro...youre slippin
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It's 10:07 HTC time :D
(I got same time as them ;) )
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1010 Things are quite quiet at the HTC office, so they decide to go play AH under their shade accounts. HiTech logs in as 'Zoozoo', Super chooses his 'Hub' account, Skuzzy meanwhile has been deliberating between Lazs and Megadud - unable to decide between old and grouchy or young and annoying. Pyro is googling information on "NOOK" for the new B-29 development.
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1048 After getting owned repeatedly by 1pLUs44, Skuzzy gives him a 10 day ban for h4xx1ng. :noid
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1050 Pyro, once again becoming frustrated in the search for NOOKIE, slams his keyboard, gets up and punches the big red puffy ack button of death. Immediately he hears cursing followed by: "WHICH MORON JUST HIT THE PUFFY ACK BUTTON" coming from the direction of HT's desk, Pyro darts out the room as HT charges in red with rage, just in time to see Pyro leave...
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1050 Pyro, once again becoming frustrated in the search for NOOKIE, slams his keyboard, gets up and punches the big red puffy ack button of death. Immediately he hears cursing followed by: "WHICH MORON JUST HIT THE PUFFY ACK BUTTON" coming from the direction of HT's desk, Pyro darts out the room as HT charges in red with rage, just in time to see Pyro leave...
:aok :aok :lol :lol :lol
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1103 After getting mad at Pyro, HT starts browsing through Pyro's computer, only to hear Pyro stealing his donuts in the other room
(p.s. Try to keep it up with real time today. 11:03 HTC time)
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1103 After getting mad at Pyro, HT starts browsing through Pyro's computer, only to hear Pyro stealing his donuts in the other room
(p.s. Try to keep it up with real time today. 11:03 HTC time)
Sorry... but i don't think it is possible to keep with HTC real time... I am something like 6 hours ahead anyway...
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Sorry... but i don't think it is possible to keep with HTC real time... I am something like 6 hours ahead anyway...
You can keep up with the minutes. Not hard. If it's 5:30PM you'r time, it'll be 11:30AM HTC time
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You can keep up with the minutes. Not hard. If it's 5:30PM you'r time, it'll be 11:30AM HTC time
I edited my original response because i felt rude it was rude - no offence, but i really don't care about keeping real time and neither it seems does anyone else. I dont think it is possible and what's the point? its just a bit of fun. It is not your thread.
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I edited my original response because i felt rude it was rude - no offence, but i really don't care about keeping real time and neither it seems does anyone else. I dont think it is possible and what's the point? its just a bit of fun. It is not your thread.
:D
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Sorry - bit grouchy this afternoon ;)
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12 NOON:
HT comes in, and sees the pile of complaints, another pile of "we NEED this in game" requests, another pile of "you NEED to change the collision model NOW" notices.
he then walks out mumbling to himself ""why the hell do i even TRY to provide a good fun sim for these people?" and shaking his head.
:noid
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1201 HiTech then angerly hits the puffy ack button again and again.
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1202.... ok who the heck hit the dang puffy ack button
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1228 HiTech, to get revenge for the puffy ack death and donut theft, sneaks to Pyro's desk when it is unattended and spikes his coffee with some viagra he found in Superfly's car, he then skulks back to his desk. Pyro comes back, sits down, takes a big gulp and says "mmm, that is some goooood coffee".
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12.35 Bored HT browses BBS and finds a thread that describes what he was doing at 12.28. He storms into Pyro's office and starts searching for hidden cameras.
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12:35 Mustaine wisely avoids comment on "joystick", and let's someone else bear the brunt of Pyro's wrath.
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1259: Pyro....now all viagra'ded up, heads over to Rosie's desk to chat. Pyro keeps saying squirrels with cameras actually "don't have clothes on"...and asks if she "watches channel 404 late at night". Noticing that Pyro is not his normal self, Rosie excuses herself and heads to the HTC breakroom for some coffee. Pyro feels an unexpected urge to head down the street to the Grapevine Newsstand and buy some pron. Office Sexual Harrassment Trifecta now in play.
1302: HiTech calls Sudz into his office and wants to discuss the latest COAD changes. As he pours some milk into his coffee cup, Dale notices that AWMac's avatar is on the milk carton as a "lost person".
ROX
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13:26 Pyro, having avoided contact with the others for a while decides on his course of action. He races down to the HTC bunker and launches three random 'auto-muted for typing F4U' missles into the server. Cmustard takes all three hits. Result.
Not satisfied with his destruction, Pyro heads to the score servers and hits the button marked 'Random noob with 3 sorties to win fighter ranking'. Laughing quietly to himself pyro sneaks up to HT's office and waits for the flood of whines to start pouring in from the regular top rankers.
But whats this? Skuzzy has already picked up the phone in the main office. Cursing under his breath, Pyro peeks into HT's office. A half empty bottle of whiskey sits on the table and HT is snoring happily.
"Revenge shall be mine" snickers pyro as his plan begins to take shape.....
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:rofl I really like the puffy ack button, and if they dont have one, they should make one.
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When thay hit the button it says "that was easy" :rofl
:rofl I really like the puffy ack button, and if they dont have one, they should make one.
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wow........
that was great!
puffy ack button! :rofl
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1400
HT calls the entire staff into his office after waking from his whiskey induced nap. they brainstorm on what to do. the staff, having been hitting the super secret stash that HT keeps for emergency, all decide that both LW arenas will now have the most annoying maps they can find. they change the coad so that despite the bish best efforts, the maps cannot be reset.
they all return to their offices/cubicles after this fun meeting, to monitoor the BBS. they start a pool on how long till the first complaint comes up about it, and a pool on who will be the first one.
HT secretly writes an invincibility coad for the SAAP guys, and gives the la's and spits, all unlimited ammo. chuckling evily, he heads out for a late lunch.
:D