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Title: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: slipknot on July 29, 2008, 11:34:14 AM
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

seriously guys, this may be amazing...

Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: mentalguy on July 29, 2008, 11:41:07 AM
Go away.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: macleod01 on July 29, 2008, 11:59:52 AM
Go away.

Seconded
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: titanic3 on July 29, 2008, 12:01:37 PM
 he might be onto something.... I want to mount a n00k on my 109.....
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Latrobe on July 29, 2008, 12:04:49 PM
Ya know you can make your zero sond like a P-47 if you rename the sound files.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Banshee7 on July 29, 2008, 12:17:43 PM
this guy is hilarious  :lol :rofl
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Hornet33 on July 29, 2008, 12:22:43 PM
Can I get some phat 24's fo my jeep, or maybe some hydraulics on my Panzer. I want that sucker to bounce :rock
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: waystin2 on July 29, 2008, 12:24:09 PM
this guy is hilarious  :lol :rofl

He definitely is the comic relief from all the regular whiners.  Keep it up Slip, it is a serious chuckle every time.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: 633DH98 on July 29, 2008, 12:39:56 PM
Swap out that antique 75mm in your B-25 for some GAU-8 bling with a ripping soundtrack.  :rock
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: pokecheck on July 29, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
Can I get some phat 24's fo my jeep, or maybe some hydraulics on my Panzer. I want that sucker to bounce :rock
NO!Then you could jump out of the way of my rounds :lol
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: DaveJ on July 29, 2008, 03:15:14 PM
Slipknot is an absolute genius!  :rofl

Keep it up man, it brings some life to these boards.  :aok
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: weazely on July 29, 2008, 04:38:50 PM
Troll. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Yossarian on July 29, 2008, 04:49:10 PM
Swap out that antique 75mm in your B-25 for some GAU-8 bling with a ripping soundtrack.  :rock

I replaced my 20mm cannon sounds with GAU-8 ones  :D

this guy is hilarious  :lol :rofl

Guy?  I thought it was a gal!!??  :huh :confused:  :eek: :eek:

I was sure this was a woman/girl after that topic requesting a more feminine atmosphere...

Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Cthulhu on July 29, 2008, 05:06:07 PM
I'm in... But where do I attach the Big-Ass carbon fiber wing? To my wing? And if I do, won't the new wing need it's own carbon fiber wing?
And where do I get GDM stickers for my Dora to make it go faster?
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: saantana on July 29, 2008, 05:36:02 PM
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

seriously guys, this may be amazing...



Slipknot, I might be one of the few guys that actually loves to read this.
Your a GENIOUS  :D
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: trigger2 on July 29, 2008, 05:58:23 PM
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

seriously guys, this may be amazing...



You know...

I might consider this...

ONLY! if I get to replace my 4× Pratt & Whitney R-1830 turbosupercharged radial engines (b24) with Junkers Jumo 004B-1 turbojets (me262)  :aok


Lay off of slipknot...he's a fun guy :] He's just a little... well...to say the least... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: VansCrew1 on July 29, 2008, 06:06:44 PM
i want a 20mm Gatling gun on my P51   :devil :rock
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Cthulhu on July 30, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
Lay off of slipknot...he's a fun guy :] He's just a little... well...to say the least... :rolleyes:
I second that.:aok  Too many people getting their panties all up in a knot over some harmless fun.  Relax. :)
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: kennyhayes on July 30, 2008, 04:50:04 PM
PIMP my plane :lol
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: thedudee95 on July 30, 2008, 11:51:40 PM
i would put a nuke on my pony, a 5000lb on my p38, and a napalm bomb on my 109 and then drop it all on slipnot's threads :D  :rock




 :noid  :noid
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: 100goon on July 31, 2008, 09:55:25 AM
no i say ban slipknot from forms wasnt in the war so NO  :mad:  :devil  :o  :furious  :noid
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: halo342 on July 31, 2008, 10:00:18 AM
this one is actually kind of funny  :lol
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: balance1 on July 31, 2008, 03:32:58 PM
+1
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Redlegs on August 01, 2008, 11:32:42 AM
Lol you're a genius.

Now we just got to wait for 1plus44 to come here and bug out.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: opposum on August 01, 2008, 04:37:35 PM
Seconded

thirded......

Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: mentalguy on August 01, 2008, 07:29:07 PM
thirded......




we got our wish... for a week
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: zoozoo on August 01, 2008, 07:33:34 PM
all i heard in this request was squeaktheftauto
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: thedudee95 on August 02, 2008, 01:17:18 AM
See Rule #7 (one more like that and you will not be posting here any longer)
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: zoozoo on August 02, 2008, 07:49:05 AM
more like squeaktheftauto IV :D  :noid :noid :noid :noid



ALSO FOR SLIPNOT(AND ALL OF UR THREADS):


U sir have (http://www.kurtlow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/epic-fail.jpg)


 :rock :rock :rock :rock


Already beat GTFOIV  :D

Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: acesandeights on August 02, 2008, 08:03:35 AM
really....  :huh  who's gonna here rap about 20,000 fee tin the air.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: VansCrew1 on August 02, 2008, 09:59:26 AM
No one cares about the stupid crap you ask for, your making yourself look like a moron.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: zoozoo on August 02, 2008, 10:16:13 AM
No one cares about the stupid crap you ask for, your making yourself look like a moron.


thats one way to sum it up
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: SuBWaYCH on August 02, 2008, 10:22:43 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of....

you guys have a "0" in the humor department.

this is great stuff.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: Sweet2th on August 03, 2008, 09:26:34 AM
I have always wanted a bright yellow La-7, i do not fly that plane but i think it would look wicked if your out goofin around in the MA and you see something like that flying it would just be awesome..

Or if we could submit our own skin for our own plane to identify each of us from the others. Like when you see a mission of 109-G-14's and the mission leader calls out the skin he is in, then when you all roll down the runway, hey there goes 15 Eric Hartmann's on a mission, that just doesn't look right to me. Now if we had our own personal skins and i mean that as the real WW2 pilots had thier own design with thier name on it, we would have our own design with our own name on it.
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: evenhaim on August 03, 2008, 09:32:00 AM
If it was a good troll id laugh, but its not.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: DaveJ on August 03, 2008, 10:15:02 AM
No one cares about the stupid crap you ask for, your making yourself look like a moron.

It's all clearly a wind up to make people react like you are..

Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: DEAR98 on August 03, 2008, 10:22:04 AM
I have always wanted a bright yellow La-7, i do not fly that plane but i think it would look wicked if your out goofin around in the MA and you see something like that flying it would just be awesome..

Or if we could submit our own skin for our own plane to identify each of us from the others. Like when you see a mission of 109-G-14's and the mission leader calls out the skin he is in, then when you all roll down the runway, hey there goes 15 Eric Hartmann's on a mission, that just doesn't look right to me. Now if we had our own personal skins and i mean that as the real WW2 pilots had thier own design with thier name on it, we would have our own design with our own name on it.
Makes yr own skins
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: TheMan on August 03, 2008, 02:42:31 PM
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

Aaahahahahahhahhahaahahahahah ahaahahha  :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
 I will  :pray for this!

seriously guys, this may be amazing...


Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: dentin on August 03, 2008, 03:52:23 PM
We've got airplanes, we've got GVs... We should have a full-service custom shop, with all of the services available:

Custom Engine upgrades -- rice out your Zero, anyone?!?!
Custom exhaust -- make your zero sound like a p47!!
Custom body work -- add that much needed hood scoop or extra tail surface to your p38!
Custom interior design -- an LCD screen somwhere in the cockpit should NEVER be a feature exclusive to wealthy black musicians!!

Stuka pilots muonted those sirens on the tales of their planes to make them sound scarier, I don't see any reason why pooh21 should be able to stick 4 cheap turbos into his 109.

Oh yes, and they ALL cost perk points.

seriously guys, this may be amazing...



Whatever yer on, I'll have some please.  :rofl
Title: Re: Full service custom shop for GVs and Planes
Post by: ian5440 on August 03, 2008, 03:53:45 PM
Whatever yer on, I'll have some please.  :rofl

 :rofl :rofl
 :aok