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Title: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: crockett on August 12, 2008, 05:22:24 AM
lol if there aren't a half million reasons this one explains it all..
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/vain_toast/image001.jpg)
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/vain_toast/image002.jpg)
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/vain_toast/image003.jpg)
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/vain_toast/image004.jpg)
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/vain_toast/image005.jpg)
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: lyric1 on August 12, 2008, 05:26:25 AM
Pure gold that is.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: USRanger on August 12, 2008, 05:29:49 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Maniac on August 12, 2008, 05:40:27 AM
HAHAHHA!!!!

 :rofl
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: mechanic on August 12, 2008, 05:44:41 AM
hey posh, thats what a real woman's butt looks like. try eating once in a while.

the last pic is superb, he knows the camera is there and he is saying 'lol, she saw me'




edit: how come he is wearing different clothes in the first two pics? staged?
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Maniac on August 12, 2008, 06:01:48 AM
Good catch :)

Its obviously from 2 different games, and edited togheter. Still funny tough.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Skuzzy on August 12, 2008, 06:24:51 AM
I believe that would be the reason not to marry an insecure woman.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Stampf on August 12, 2008, 06:27:31 AM
I believe that would be the reason not to marry an insecure woman.

Heh! Bullseye.  His wife should be the one pointing that tail out to him!  :D
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: cobia38 on August 12, 2008, 06:30:51 AM
Heh! Bullseye.  His wife should be the one pointing that tail out to him!  :D

   :rofl   yup my wife would be  :D
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: SkyRock on August 12, 2008, 06:32:41 AM
I believe that would be the reason not to marry an insecure woman.
:rofl :lol
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Latrobe on August 12, 2008, 06:58:33 AM
 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: yanksfan on August 12, 2008, 07:05:06 AM
Ahhh kids... I'd just get an elbow and that would be the end of it.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: lyric1 on August 12, 2008, 07:17:10 AM



edit: how come he is wearing different clothes in the first two pics? staged?
Simple she said get your coat on we are leaving.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Zazen13 on August 12, 2008, 07:36:00 AM
I believe that would be the reason not to marry an insecure woman.

Ok Skuzz, that's really funny...If my wife wasn't 7 months pregnant and just a tad cranky I'd let her read that... :lol
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Ripsnort on August 12, 2008, 07:51:02 AM
And Skuzzy nails it.

I usually make a comment about said meat and the wife usually gives her input of my analysis, but there is no jealousy in our relationship. (Shrugs)  Just marry your best friend, it usually works out. :rock
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Maniac on August 12, 2008, 07:53:16 AM
And Skuzzy nails it.

I usually make a comment about said meat and the wife usually gives her input of my analysis, but there is no jealousy in our relationship. (Shrugs)  Just marry your best friend, it usually works out. :rock

And when she makes comments about male meat? you give your analyses of it aswell?
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Ripsnort on August 12, 2008, 07:59:34 AM
And when she makes comments about male meat? you give your analyses of it aswell?
Well, it usually goes like this from her end:

Her: "Ooooh, nice maximus glutomus"
Me: "Don't force me to step in front of him and start doing butt flexes in your face!"
Her: (Laughing)
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Maniac on August 12, 2008, 08:00:33 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: VonMessa on August 12, 2008, 08:02:21 AM
Heh! Bullseye.  His wife should be the one pointing that tail out to him!  :D

Amen, my wife does it for me all of the time.   Doesn't matter where the appetite comes from, as long as I satisfy the hunger at home   :aok
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: SpazMan on August 12, 2008, 08:05:05 AM
 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl......Classic
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: mechanic on August 12, 2008, 08:09:27 AM
Simple she said get your coat on we are leaving.


nice! hah
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Cthulhu on August 12, 2008, 08:47:09 AM
I believe that would be the reason not to marry an insecure woman.
Skuzzy, that's an oxymoron. ;)
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: zoozoo on August 12, 2008, 09:16:59 AM
 :lol :aok
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: VonMessa on August 12, 2008, 10:38:01 AM
:lol :aok

Quit screwing around here and go look for your kitty, bro.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Yenny on August 12, 2008, 10:40:28 AM
Yeop, this is why I'm still single.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Cthulhu on August 12, 2008, 11:15:30 AM
Yeop, this is why I'm still single.
Don't you wish... we've seen the pics you posted, remember? :D
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Furball on August 12, 2008, 11:18:50 AM
 :lol

Shoulda worn sunglasses.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Reschke on August 12, 2008, 11:22:17 AM
:lol

Shoulda worn sunglasses.

They don't make a difference; because inevitably all men look over the top of them to get a better unobstructed view of the different tail.

Rip has the right wording there. Just marry someone that trusts you and has fun with it and gives commentary. My wife and I both rate those we find around us and as someone else pointed out...looking at the menu never hurt someone; just don't expect to eat out and then come home for dessert.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Yenny on August 12, 2008, 11:27:07 AM
Don't you wish... we've seen the pics you posted, remember? :D

^^ Can't go wrong with being able to talk to any young ladies without thinking about the wifey.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Nwbie on August 12, 2008, 10:28:34 PM
My wife has no problem with it either

All she would say is - oh yeah like you have a chance in H  :)

Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Donzo on August 12, 2008, 10:41:45 PM
Simple she said get your coat on we are leaving.

I guess she had him go shave his face, too.  :D
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: lyric1 on August 12, 2008, 10:48:06 PM
I guess she had him go shave his face, too.  :D
No they are clearly pictures from 2 differant nights. It just seemed to be a good line to add keeping with the theme of the photos.
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: texasmom on August 12, 2008, 10:51:43 PM
LOL ~ great set of pictures  :lol
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Slash27 on August 12, 2008, 10:54:01 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: 1# reason to never get married
Post by: Redlegs on August 12, 2008, 10:54:43 PM
 :lol :lol