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Title: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: 999000 on August 20, 2008, 12:24:09 PM
Greatest mind of AH put him in the White house!
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: dunnrite on August 20, 2008, 12:27:15 PM
Greatest mind of AH put him in the White house!

Makes more sence than who we have.  Right now we are (me anyways) voting against someone instead of for them.
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 20, 2008, 12:37:03 PM
Uh oh, you're going to get the thread stalking Nazi's after me again.  :O

Sadly, the United States has this funny rule about having to be a native born US citizen to be President. I am not actually a US citizen at all, so I can't even vote... :uhoh
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: John Curnutte on August 20, 2008, 02:13:32 PM
Being a natural citizen only a small detail really , besides we sold out everything else why not the presidency too ! Do I hear $ 1.25 or $ 1.50. It is corrupt beyond belief . but I have hope one day all will be good .
                                                                 Nutte :rock
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: shreck on August 20, 2008, 04:35:15 PM
Uh oh, you're going to get the thread stalking Nazi's after me again.  :O

Sadly, the United States has this funny rule about having to be a native born US citizen to be President. I am not actually a US citizen at all, so I can't even vote... :uhoh

It's a  G R E A T rule  :rock
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 20, 2008, 04:38:33 PM
It's a  G R E A T rule  :rock

If Arnold Schwarzenegger has his druthers it will be changed.
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: pluck on August 20, 2008, 04:38:51 PM
govenator then? :D
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: dedalos on August 20, 2008, 04:40:06 PM
It's a  G R E A T rule  :rock

The beginning of the lock, lol
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 20, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
govenator then? :D

Being the Governor of Louisiana would be kind of like being President & CEO of Enron. It's not historically been the hallmark of an illustrious political career... ;)
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Anaxogoras on August 20, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
Zazen would never be elected president because his intelligence would intimidate the average voter. :D :salute
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: JunkyII on August 20, 2008, 04:56:15 PM
I should be President :devil
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: 999000 on August 20, 2008, 05:24:23 PM
Don't worry about Zazen's intelligence intimidating people ..I can dumbie down the ticket by having Tatertot run as vice president...god i hope he on vacation and doesn't see this!
<S> 999000
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 20, 2008, 06:20:11 PM
Don't worry about Zazen's intelligence intimidating people ..I can dumbie down the ticket by having Tatertot run as vice president...god i hope he on vacation and doesn't see this!
<S> 999000

You're in trouble now!   :rofl
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 20, 2008, 06:51:49 PM
Zazen would never be elected president because his intelligence would intimidate the average voter. :D :salute

Ironically, I'm actually a completely moronic imbecile, just ask some people on this online discussion forum, they'll be more than happy to sprain their fingers telling you exactly how stupid I am. I'm regularly amazed I have enough brainpower to even maintain autonomic respiratory and circulatory system function. I only appear intelligent because my mind is so devoid of intellectual substance I am a perfect natural spirit medium. This endows me with the ability to fill my gaping mental void with the channelled souls of Plato, Socrates and Aristotle so they can write through me.  :D


<ducks!>  :aok
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: mensa180 on August 20, 2008, 07:58:26 PM
If we are going to elect a president, might as well have one that has a name which clearly states his dominant intelligence.

That is where I come in :D.
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: BoilerDown on August 20, 2008, 08:01:14 PM
If we are going to elect a president, might as well have one that has a name which clearly states his dominant intelligence.

No way... Zazen's IQ is more than 13.
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 21, 2008, 12:09:34 AM
No way... Zazen's IQ is more than 13.


My IQ will have to remain up for speculation, although I can say it's likely just lil' smidgeon North of 13...;)

I am in an indefinitely binding agreement resulting from some contract work I do on a Federal Government research project that prohibits me from disclosing that sort of personal data as it indirectly pertains to the research itself, which is still ongoing...

That's about all I can say about that...Sorry!    :noid
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: killnu on August 21, 2008, 02:47:42 AM
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Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: dedalos on August 21, 2008, 07:59:48 AM
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You are posting for score? Score h. . . . .  :O
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 21, 2008, 08:00:51 AM
You are posting for score? Score h. . . . .  :O

That's kinda funny... :rofl
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: mechanic on August 21, 2008, 08:13:43 AM
nothing to do with his ample brains, Zazen should be president on account of the amount of eloquent BS he can dream up in split seconds :D
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 21, 2008, 01:12:34 PM
nothing to do with his ample brains, Zazen should be president on account of the amount of eloquent BS he can dream up in split seconds :D

If just pure creativity and imagination were marketable talents, I'd own my own country ...Until that day comes I'll still have to work for a living like everyone else... :D
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: scot12b on August 21, 2008, 02:27:10 PM
 :noid(http://ganjataz.com/Forum/images/smiles/j00-got-pwnt-badge.gif)
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: trigger2 on August 21, 2008, 03:54:24 PM
Being a natural citizen only a small detail really , besides we sold out everything else why not the presidency too ! Do I hear $ 1.25 or $ 1.50. It is corrupt beyond belief . but I have hope one day all will be good .
                                                                 Nutte :rock

Well, I guess I might be able to pull some strings if you throw in a doughnut and some coffee to that $1.25 offer  :aok
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: John Curnutte on August 21, 2008, 08:59:51 PM
 Hey Trigger would a gift card for Dunkin Donuts do , there pretty good . I would make it out for $ 10.00 just to be fair . LOL :devil
                                              Nutte
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: trigger2 on August 23, 2008, 05:32:02 PM
Hey Trigger would a gift card for Dunkin Donuts do , there pretty good . I would make it out for $ 10.00 just to be fair . LOL :devil
                                              Nutte

Well... with current gas prices... and the economy... 10$, including the cost of gas to the nearest dunkin donuts should get me *tries to do math...* Iunno how many donuts, so, yup, should do  :aok
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: 999000 on August 23, 2008, 05:53:32 PM
Zazen13...are we talking NSA work?
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: BiPoLaR on August 23, 2008, 06:34:46 PM
Ironically, I'm actually a completely moronic imbecile, just ask some people on this online discussion forum, they'll be more than happy to sprain their fingers telling you exactly how stupid I am. I'm regularly amazed I have enough brainpower to even maintain autonomic respiratory and circulatory system function. I only appear intelligent because my mind is so devoid of intellectual substance I am a perfect natural spirit medium. This endows me with the ability to fill my gaping mental void with the channelled souls of Plato, Socrates and Aristotle so they can write through me.  :D


<ducks!>  :aok
You know your my bro and all but. Youve had way to many drugs in your day
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 23, 2008, 06:41:13 PM
Zazen13...are we talking NSA work?

Ummm, I can't reply to that directly, but I have to ask, what makes you guess that of all the plausible possibilities?
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: 999000 on August 23, 2008, 06:56:42 PM
Well if we were talking NSA work I guess we wouldn't be talking.....
<S> 999000
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: squealer on August 23, 2008, 06:59:13 PM
Can i be vice president? I'll suck ya c%!"....... :D
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 23, 2008, 06:59:37 PM
Well if we were talking NSA work I guess we wouldn't be talking.....
<S> 999000

Yes, exactly...This conversation tangent is putting me in an incredibly uncomfortable position...Let's stop talking about it...

I've had this online identity for use in this genre for 18+ years. I'd really prefer to not have to Eighty-Six it if I don't have to... :uhoh

 :salute
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 23, 2008, 07:27:29 PM
You know your my bro and all but. Youve had way to many drugs in your day

I assure you, any and all alleged alteration of my state of conscious awareness, naturally induced or otherwise, would have always been in the purely scientific pursuit of the universal truths of reality... :rock
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: BiPoLaR on August 23, 2008, 07:37:11 PM
I assure you, any and all alleged alteration of my state of conscious awareness, naturally induced or otherwise, would have always been in the purely scientific pursuit of the universal truths of reality... :rock
So LSD huh  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 23, 2008, 07:48:13 PM
So LSD huh  :rofl :rofl :rofl

Do I strike you as the type of person that would require the use of a powerful hallucinogen, such as LSD-25, to fathom profound insights into the metaphysical universe when I could much more easily and safely obtain that level of realization and beyond simply by employing transcendental meditative practice and focused imagination?   :aok





PS: That's a rhetorical question... ;)
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: BiPoLaR on August 23, 2008, 07:51:02 PM
Do I strike you as the type of person that would require the use of a powerful hallucinogen, such as LSD-25, to fathom profound insights into the metaphysical universe when I could much more easily and safely obtain that level of realization and beyond simply by employing transcendental meditative practice and focused imagination?   :aok





PS: That's a rhetorical question... ;)
Your Ninja skills are nice
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: Zazen13 on August 23, 2008, 08:01:54 PM
Your Ninja skills are nice

The power of "the force" pervades all things in the universe, it surrounds us and binds us. A powerful Jedi learns to use the force to do his bidding, but he is also a servant to it in the interest of the preservation of truth and life. This is the way of the "good side" of "the force"...;)
Title: Re: Zazen13 for President!
Post by: trigger2 on August 24, 2008, 04:37:33 AM
The power of "the force" pervades all things in the universe, it surrounds us and binds us. A powerful Jedi learns to use the force to do his bidding, but he is also a servant to it in the interest of the preservation of truth and life. This is the way of the "good side" of "the force"...;)

I see your schwartz is as big as mine...  :lol