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Title: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hornet33 on September 05, 2008, 01:00:02 PM
OK so I've been dating this new woman for about a month now. She's good looking, red hair, freckles, dimples on her checks, and she makes me laugh all the time with her quick and sharp sense of humor.

So earlier this week I went and offered to cook her dinner tonight. Now I have to go home from work, start dinner so it will be ready when she gets off work and comes over around 6:30 We're going to have dinner, then drive down to the beach and take a nice long walk in the rain since the first bands of this tropical storm will be here and she likes walking in the rain. Then it's back to my place so we can sit on the couch watching movies, maybe have some ice cream for a late dessert, and split a couple bottles of wine.

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?


Or.....Lord help me, am I falling in love with this woman?

I'm getting to old for this crap  :eek:
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Post by: 007Rusty on September 05, 2008, 01:02:45 PM
              :rofl      stick a fork in ya your done  :D
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Post by: Hangtime on September 05, 2008, 01:04:21 PM
Enjoy it. Every second of it.

 :aok
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Post by: BoilerDown on September 05, 2008, 01:16:18 PM
Post pics and we'll let ya know if its worth it.

Of her, btw, not you.  Just to be clear.   :D
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Post by: Holden McGroin on September 05, 2008, 01:26:42 PM
I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar.

Sounds like you are McCains VP pick.
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Post by: MoeRon on September 05, 2008, 01:27:12 PM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/love015.gif)
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Post by: GtoRA2 on September 05, 2008, 01:29:19 PM
Probably your inner self set free.
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Post by: nirvana on September 05, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
That's cute...
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Post by: indy007 on September 05, 2008, 01:39:05 PM
WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?

Don't tell me you're the guy that drives a Dualie but needs phone books to be able to look over the steering wheel. Real men know "macho" is for people trying to make up for something. :)

ps: Women like things that smell good. That includes you. Use cologne (not Brut or Old Spice).
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Post by: Kaw1000 on September 05, 2008, 01:42:12 PM
BOOOIINNGGG...I think its your shauber bober talking!!
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hornet33 on September 05, 2008, 01:51:54 PM
Seriously, this is kinda getting scarry. My boss asked me if I was feeling ok when I told her what I was planning.

I would post a pic but the only ones I have are when we've been at the bar and they are less than flattering because we're always doing goofy crap when someone takes a picture.

Ahh what the hell, I'll post one. Before anyone makes a smart arse comment (not likely on these boards but one can hope) It was "Beach" night at the bar, hence me in a Hawian print shirt and a Bubba Gump hat on (notice the fish hook pin on the hat) and her friend ambushed us on the picture after she asked me how much I liked Karen, so I'm doing the old "Awww maybe this much." thing with my hand, leading to the look on her face. We laughed allot that night, as we do most nights we're together.

(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7964/dscn43971di8.jpg)
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Post by: JAGED on September 05, 2008, 01:54:06 PM
Don't lie... The real question was, how big is your schlong...   j/k     :devil
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: ODBAL on September 05, 2008, 02:18:35 PM
Sounds like you've been in denial for a long time....  Nothing wrong with being a man's man and looking/smelling/dressing nice.  Do what I did, find an awesome lady and buy her a bow so she can go out shooting with you!
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Post by: texasmom on September 05, 2008, 02:21:59 PM
 :) Nice, enjoy the evening with your cute gal.
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Post by: SpazMan on September 05, 2008, 02:27:18 PM
OK so I've been dating this new woman for about a month now. She's good looking, red hair, freckles, dimples on her checks, and she makes me laugh all the time with her quick and sharp sense of humor.

So earlier this week I went and offered to cook her dinner tonight. Now I have to go home from work, start dinner so it will be ready when she gets off work and comes over around 6:30 We're going to have dinner, then drive down to the beach and take a nice long walk in the rain since the first bands of this tropical storm will be here and she likes walking in the rain. Then it's back to my place so we can sit on the couch watching movies, maybe have some ice cream for a late dessert, and split a couple bottles of wine.

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?


Or.....Lord help me, am I falling in love with this woman?

I'm getting to old for this crap  :eek:

Nothing wrong with that you're just well rounded...... :aok
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: lazs2 on September 05, 2008, 02:27:51 PM
no problem for me..   I don't know how to cook..  my mexican even does the BBQ.

lazs
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hornet33 on September 05, 2008, 02:31:58 PM
Sounds like you've been in denial for a long time....  Nothing wrong with being a man's man and looking/smelling/dressing nice.  Do what I did, find an awesome lady and buy her a bow so she can go out shooting with you!

Already had a range date. She owns a Kimber 1911A1 Commander .45 and she's good with it. Has a Remington 870 20 gauge as well. She's a Texas girl, grew up just south of San Antonio. She loves camping too and has invited me to go with her and her kids in a couple of weeks out to the western part of Virginia for a weekend.

Geez I'm getting whooped, and I like it :aok
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hangtime on September 05, 2008, 02:32:15 PM
no problem for me..   I don't know how to cook..  my mexican even does the BBQ.

lazs

gotta get me one of those...
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Post by: nirvana on September 06, 2008, 03:09:45 AM
Gotta say, you look a lot different than what I pictured.
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Post by: Elfie on September 06, 2008, 06:16:11 AM
Just sit back and enjoy the ride Hornet and hope it never ends.  :rock
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Post by: Scherf on September 06, 2008, 06:37:59 AM
"Half"
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Post by: Reschke on September 06, 2008, 08:59:15 AM
Have a blast and don't ever forget what it's like. I remember those days of getting sucked in and could not even attempt to fight back...no matter how much my manliness was feeling threatened. Now with 3 kids and the same beautiful wife of thirteen years I wouldn't trade a single minute of it.
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Post by: Slamfire on September 06, 2008, 09:07:20 AM
Already had a range date. She owns a Kimber 1911A1 Commander .45 and she's good with it.

KEEPER!
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: mbailey on September 06, 2008, 09:42:03 AM
Already had a range date. She owns a Kimber 1911A1 Commander .45 and she's good with it. Has a Remington 870 20 gauge as well. She's a Texas girl


MARRY HER NOW!!!!  :aok   :salute
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Thruster on September 06, 2008, 09:46:16 AM
"so I'm doing the old "Awww maybe this much." thing with my hand, "


Looks like you're saying "that fish was easily about ten inches long".
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Post by: Masherbrum on September 06, 2008, 09:46:45 AM
gotta get me one of those...

I'll take her twin bro. 
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Post by: DREDIOCK on September 06, 2008, 09:47:53 AM
Never underestimate the power of the poontang
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Post by: lazs2 on September 06, 2008, 09:57:20 AM
hang... seriously.. you ought to consider it.

lazs
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Angus on September 06, 2008, 11:23:52 AM
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
(and it actually does some good for you :D)

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Post by: Elfie on September 06, 2008, 11:29:21 AM
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
(and it actually does some good for you :D)



 :lol
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: mbailey on September 06, 2008, 11:35:54 AM
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
(and it actually does some good for you :D)



 :rofl
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Post by: redman555 on September 06, 2008, 12:27:37 PM
just throw a box of easy mac in microwave, problems solved = D


-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2008, 12:29:36 PM
OK so I've been dating this new woman for about a month now. She's good looking, red hair, freckles, dimples on her checks, and she makes me laugh all the time with her quick and sharp sense of humor.

So earlier this week I went and offered to cook her dinner tonight. Now I have to go home from work, start dinner so it will be ready when she gets off work and comes over around 6:30 We're going to have dinner, then drive down to the beach and take a nice long walk in the rain since the first bands of this tropical storm will be here and she likes walking in the rain. Then it's back to my place so we can sit on the couch watching movies, maybe have some ice cream for a late dessert, and split a couple bottles of wine.

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?


Or.....Lord help me, am I falling in love with this woman?

I'm getting to old for this crap  :eek:

You're no man's man doing this stuff.   At best you're a metrosexual. Sounds like you've turned your testicles over to her control.
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hornet33 on September 06, 2008, 12:41:42 PM
Geee, thanks Steve.

Actually last night was real nice.....right up until it was time for her to go home around 2am. Walked her out to her car and.......no freaking car!!!

The ultra melons that run the towing company for my apartment complex towed her car :furious  Told us she didn't have a parking pass so it was towed. Drove her down to get it back and I waited with her for the driver that towed her car to show up. The guy working the office didn't want to call him in, but I insisted. The guy showed up about 20 minutes after we got there and I hammered him when I walked him over to the car and showed him the temp pass hanging off the rearview mirror, and made him read my copy of my lease agreement were it says that that's were my temp guest/visitor pass is supposed to be displayed. He was only looking for the resident parking pass sticker.

I went over to the office a little while ago and talked to Martha, the property manager, and told her what happened. Since I've lived here in the same apartment for over 2 1/2 years she was not happy about the whole thing, and called the towing company and ripped them a new one. She also gave me an extra sticker for Karens car, so now she'll have a resident sticker.

Other than that though, we had a great time last night......four times in fact :t  Guess I'm a prett decent cook after all :rock
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Post by: Golfer on September 06, 2008, 12:45:01 PM
Oh hell now you've done it.  You went and got her a resident parking pass?

(http://images.cafepress.com/image/24509838_400x400.jpg)
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Post by: Baitman on September 06, 2008, 12:47:47 PM
Quote
Sounds like you've turned your testicles over to her control.

Don't worry they are only on loan, you will get them back in about 10 years or less for good behavior.
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hornet33 on September 06, 2008, 12:53:57 PM
Beats having her car towed again....plus this way if she wants to spend the night she doesn't have to park out in the boondocks in the lot.

(http://www.lauriesolet.com/productimages/1214-07/1214-32l.jpg)

Hehehe also found a pair of these stuffed in my cowboy boots this morning when I woke up.

This girl rocks!!! :rofl
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Post by: DREDIOCK on September 06, 2008, 02:00:20 PM
Actually I enjoy cooking.
Always have.
Even when I was a kid.

Problem with me is when I cook I only rarely make something.
I have to create something.
The problem comes in where I dont bother to write them down so I can remember exactly how I made it the last time.

but even my kids will tell you.
Im a far better cook then my wife.
And she actually went ot school for cooking.

She isnt a bad cook at all.
I just do it much better.

Hey. Want to try something really good.
Take a standard recipe for Shrimp Scampi.
And use thinly sliced chicken instead of shrimp.

Came up with that one night when I felt like having shrimp scampi but didnt feel like running to the store for overpriced shrimp.
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Post by: Leslie on September 06, 2008, 03:17:54 PM
You might be a redneck if:

You post your new girlfriend's panties on the internet. :lol  Good luck!  She looks like a nice girl Hornet. :salute



Les


Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Hornet33 on September 06, 2008, 05:16:54 PM
You might be a redneck if:

You post your new girlfriend's panties on the internet. :lol  Good luck!  She looks like a nice girl Hornet. :salute



Les




LOL didn't think of that. Guess I'm not too whooped just yet.
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Leslie on September 06, 2008, 11:20:06 PM
There ain't nothing like a good redneck woman.  Wish I still had mine but I was an idiot and pissed her off.  We got back on speaking terms but it took a long time.

One day I handed her a bed sheet by mistake.  I thought it was her nightgown she had left at the house and I didn't check it closely.  We were at the split up stage.  I knew it was over then.  The look on her face was one of being pissed off, but I smoothed my way past that fortunately.

That was a damn good woman in many ways.  Shouldn't have left her.  She's not very forgiving and that's why we haven't reconnected.  We got back on good speaking terms after awhile, and I'm thankful for that.


Les


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Post by: Baitman on September 07, 2008, 01:29:11 AM
Just remember to do what she says or else you end up like the guy in this add.


(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x279/dogwood_03/ATT5969431.jpg)
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Post by: texasmom on September 07, 2008, 01:31:35 AM
lol ~ nice
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Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 07, 2008, 05:28:57 AM
Oh hell now you've done it.  You went and got her a resident parking pass?

(http://images.cafepress.com/image/24509838_400x400.jpg)

That image can mean game over for AH also, I know it did to me!
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Post by: 1pLUs44 on September 07, 2008, 05:31:43 AM
Beats having her car towed again....plus this way if she wants to spend the night she doesn't have to park out in the boondocks in the lot.

(http://www.lauriesolet.com/productimages/1214-07/1214-32l.jpg)

Hehehe also found a pair of these stuffed in my cowboy boots this morning when I woke up.

This girl rocks!!! :rofl

Well, I browsed through this, SO... I may as well be the first to ask...

Did ya get any? :D  :rock :rock
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: SirLoin on September 07, 2008, 06:27:38 AM
The Redneck Song

I'm a redneck and i'm ok
I drink all night and i sleep all day

I wear cowboy boots,like to shoot guns
And drive a pickup truck
I get puussy whipped for redheads
And post like a really big schmuck

He's a redneck and he's ok
He drinks all night and he sleeps all day



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Post by: Elfie on September 07, 2008, 07:22:50 AM
Well, I browsed through this, SO... I may as well be the first to ask...

Did ya get any? :D  :rock :rock

I think the answer to that is rather obvious......except to maybe 15 yr old Texans.  :devil
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Xasthur on September 07, 2008, 09:34:15 AM
There is no such thing as 'domestication', there is only happiness and the resulting good sex.

Do not fear your 'new-found' sensitive side, it is only the path to an easier and more satisfying life.

If making life easy and more satisfying isn't male trait then nothing is.

Congrats mate, this one sounds like a winner!
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: Angus on September 07, 2008, 10:10:35 AM
Bear in mind that "domestication" works both ways.
Actually, thinking swiftly, the only papers that I don't regret signing were the marriage documents!
And turned out good...my wife is my best friend.
Title: Re: WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????
Post by: ROX on September 08, 2008, 07:47:13 AM
I was gonna post but decided against it.


I wish you many happy years.






ROX