WTH my new girlfriend is domesticating me???????

[Hornet33]

OK so I've been dating this new woman for about a month now. She's good looking, red hair, freckles, dimples on her checks, and she makes me laugh all the time with her quick and sharp sense of humor.

So earlier this week I went and offered to cook her dinner tonight. Now I have to go home from work, start dinner so it will be ready when she gets off work and comes over around 6:30 We're going to have dinner, then drive down to the beach and take a nice long walk in the rain since the first bands of this tropical storm will be here and she likes walking in the rain. Then it's back to my place so we can sit on the couch watching movies, maybe have some ice cream for a late dessert, and split a couple bottles of wine.

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?


Or.....Lord help me, am I falling in love with this woman?

I'm getting to old for this crap 

[007Rusty]

                    stick a fork in ya your done 

[Hangtime]

Enjoy it. Every second of it.

 

[BoilerDown]

Post pics and we'll let ya know if its worth it.

Of her, btw, not you.  Just to be clear.   

[Holden McGroin]

I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar.

Sounds like you are McCains VP pick.

[MoeRon]

[GtoRA2]

Probably your inner self set free.

[nirvana]

That's cute...

[indy007]

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?

Don't tell me you're the guy that drives a Dualie but needs phone books to be able to look over the steering wheel. Real men know "macho" is for people trying to make up for something.

ps: Women like things that smell good. That includes you. Use cologne (not Brut or Old Spice).

[Kaw1000]

BOOOIINNGGG...I think its your shauber bober talking!!

[Hornet33]

Seriously, this is kinda getting scarry. My boss asked me if I was feeling ok when I told her what I was planning.

I would post a pic but the only ones I have are when we've been at the bar and they are less than flattering because we're always doing goofy crap when someone takes a picture.

Ahh what the hell, I'll post one. Before anyone makes a smart arse comment (not likely on these boards but one can hope) It was "Beach" night at the bar, hence me in a Hawian print shirt and a Bubba Gump hat on (notice the fish hook pin on the hat) and her friend ambushed us on the picture after she asked me how much I liked Karen, so I'm doing the old "Awww maybe this much." thing with my hand, leading to the look on her face. We laughed allot that night, as we do most nights we're together.

[JAGED]

Don't lie... The real question was, how big is your schlong...   j/k     

[ODBAL]

Sounds like you've been in denial for a long time....  Nothing wrong with being a man's man and looking/smelling/dressing nice.  Do what I did, find an awesome lady and buy her a bow so she can go out shooting with you!

[texasmom]

  Nice, enjoy the evening with your cute gal.

[SpazMan]

OK so I've been dating this new woman for about a month now. She's good looking, red hair, freckles, dimples on her checks, and she makes me laugh all the time with her quick and sharp sense of humor.

So earlier this week I went and offered to cook her dinner tonight. Now I have to go home from work, start dinner so it will be ready when she gets off work and comes over around 6:30 We're going to have dinner, then drive down to the beach and take a nice long walk in the rain since the first bands of this tropical storm will be here and she likes walking in the rain. Then it's back to my place so we can sit on the couch watching movies, maybe have some ice cream for a late dessert, and split a couple bottles of wine.

WTH is wrong with me?? I'm a redneck!! A MAN'S, Man. I hunt and fish, shoot guns, drive a big truck, swill beer, and do shots of whiskey between playing games of pool in the local bar. I wear cowboy boots everyday, and a Stetson hat most nights when I go out. Never leave the house without my leatherman and flashlight hanging off my belt.

So how did I come up with this plan for tonight? Yeah that's right, tonight is all my doing. I never even came up with stuff like this when I was married. Someone please tell me I'm not turning into one of those metrosexual guys. I mean a real man can do stuff like this without loosing his macho mojo right?


Or.....Lord help me, am I falling in love with this woman?

I'm getting to old for this crap 

Nothing wrong with that you're just well rounded......