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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: LilMak on September 07, 2008, 12:30:29 PM
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Sort of an AH version of the Jeff Foxworthy jokes.
You know you're a dweeb when...
...you blow by 15 enemy cons in your FW190-A8 to pluck one guy off the runway and get waxed by ack.
...you're the fourth person in line to kill a single enemy con.
...you bail out of three perfectly good bombers because you're too lazy to fly them back home.
...you never fly anything with less than three 20mm cannons.
...you spend an hour waiting for the enemy to show up at the spawn you have camped.
...the only time you turn your plane is to make minor corrections in order to set up the HO.
This is a joke thread. Lets keep it light. :aok
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(http://rockford.yi.org/ah/high-scores.jpg)
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You know when you're a dweeb when..
Every tour you post a thread about someone elses score.
you post a thread whining about score.
lol Wayout...great minds think alike (sorta)...had the red warning at the top of my post
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(http://rockford.yi.org/ah/high-scores.jpg)
oh man that picture is so wrong but funny at the same time.. I hope none of them were killed..
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oh man that picture is so wrong but funny at the same time.. I hope none of them were killed..
I highly doubt that they all survived.
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I highly doubt that they all survived.
Actually all did, but most were indeed hospitalized...
But... you know you're a dweeb when you're primary way of getting kills is saying ramming happened in RL ;)
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Sort of an AH version of the Jeff Foxworthy jokes.
You know you're a dweeb when...
...you blow by 15 enemy cons in your FW190-A8 to pluck one guy off the runway and get waxed by ack.
...you're the fourth person in line to kill a single enemy con.
...you bail out of three perfectly good bombers because you're too lazy to fly them back home.
...you never fly anything with less than three 20mm cannons.
...you spend an hour waiting for the enemy to show up at the spawn you have camped.
...the only time you turn your plane is to make minor corrections in order to set up the HO.
This is a joke thread. Lets keep it light. :aok
:rofl Exactly what I have been saying for years..... :rofl
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You know you're a dweeb when...
-Your ID name has only numbers (216323572)
- your 1min from capturing a field and you try to fly under a hanger just for the hell of it, and cuz theirs no cons.. and u end up crashing. (seen it happen a lot to tell the truth)
- when ur mic is so freaken loud and close to ur mouth that when u talk.. no one understands anything ur saying. (the person that does that useally gets yelled at afterwards)
Mr Blue-
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You know you're a dweeb when...
-Your ID name has only numbers (216323572)
- your 1min from capturing a field and you try to fly under a hanger just for the hell of it, and cuz theirs no cons.. and u end up crashing. (seen it happen a lot to tell the truth)
- when ur mic is so freaken loud and close to ur mouth that when u talk.. no one understands anything ur saying. (the person that does that useally gets yelled at afterwards) :rofl :rofl
Mr Blue-
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You climb up a bomber formation's 6 and expect a different result than the last time.
You drop troops on the airfield instead of the town.
You up a TBM for base defense.
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Actually all did, but most were indeed hospitalized...
But... you know you're a dweeb when you're primary way of getting kills is saying ramming happened in RL ;)
Not quite, one rider was killed sadly:
http://autoworld.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/terrible-accident-car-crashes-into-bike-race-in-mexico/
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We are all dweebs. When will you new guys get that?
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We are all dweebs. When will you new guys get that?
Non sequitur. This thread is about knowing that you're a dweeb. :devil
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when u fly spits,hurricanes, niki, la las
-BigBOBCH
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We are all dweebs. When will you new guys get that?
you are wrong and right..
yes we are all dweebs.. but their are certain things that makes people dweebs,, . this thread is about pointing out those things that makes them/use dweebs.. :D
like me.. I'm a dweeb cuz if I'm in a tank (panzar) and another tank is shooting at me and I'm shooting at him (him being a tiger) i set still instead of moving away.. i always think ima kill him befor he kills me so i dont move.. and it NEVER happens.. i end up in the tower pretty fast..
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You climb up a bomber formation's 6 and expect a different result than the last time.
You drop troops on the airfield instead of the town.
You up a TBM for base defense.
LMAO :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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You up a TBM for base defense.
There on to me!!!!! :noid :noid oh noes!
Edit: does this ^ mean I win?
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when u fly spits,hurricanes, niki, la las
-BigBOBCH
Oh look, redman555 is still whining.
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you are wrong and right..
No, I'm right. You may not change the definition of Dweeb.
We are all dweebs, we who play an air sim. Merely by playing we are dweebs, it has nothing to do with how we play.
So it is written in the Book of Dweeb. The new comers have lost sight of our roots, but that does not change history.
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Here's the best way to find out if you're a dweeb.
Find a Real Air Force Pilot(doesn't matter which country you're from), and tell him how good you are and try to get into a conversation about tactical flying..... :rofl
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No, I'm right. You may not change the definition of Dweeb.
We are all dweebs, we who play an air sim. Merely by playing we are dweebs, it has nothing to do with how we play.
So it is written in the Book of Dweeb. The new comers have lost sight of our roots, but that does not change history.
You're right Steve, he must be thinking of TWITS
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even after being vulched 15 or 20 times on a capped field you up again thinking "maybe this time I'll get wheels up".
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You know you're a dweeb if you decide to pay the $15 a month after the 2 week trial. :)
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your wife asks you to come into the bedroom to "fool around" and you reply "I am fooling around..I'm milkrunning strats"
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Here's the best way to find out if you're a dweeb.
Find a Real Air Force Pilot(doesn't matter which country you're from), and tell him how good you are and try to get into a conversation about tactical flying..... :rofl
Done it, except for the "telling him how good I am" part. :P When we were kids we used to network falcon 3.0 and play other flight sims together. :rock He still thinks I'm a dweeb though. :D
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When your wife asks you if you want to go again and you reply " Neg, I'm Bingo Ammo"
Or you attach a link to some new AH sounds you made that took all day :aok
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No, I'm right. You may not change the definition of Dweeb.
We are all dweebs, we who play an air sim. Merely by playing we are dweebs,
so we are all dweebs simply because we play AH? so because we play a game makes us dweebs.. thats cool.. im guessing that also goes for the 61% of the world that has computers are also dweebs...yes.. it all makes since now.
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You up a TBM for base defense.
hey now, i resemble that remark :D
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<-------Dweeb mostly cause I seem to never learn and enjoy the game .
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A8TOOL, that my friend is funnier than he** sir!!!!!! :aok :salute
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when your wife tells you that your newborn baby "spit up"..and you look for the runway for that vulch.
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Gentlemen, I give to you...
The Book of Dweeb (http://www.virtualpilots.fi/feature/articles/bookofdweeb/)
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when your wife tells you that your newborn baby "spit up"..and you look for the runway for that vulch.
That's funny sh** right there. :rofl :rofl
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...you up and immediatley begin to shoot your own hangers, dar, etc...
...cant figure out why your drop tanks won't burn down targets.
...drop torpedos on land targets.
and my personal favorite......"<player id>wishes to join your plane". Usually as you're sighting in a con.
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You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.
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You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.
and do it more than once :rock
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You know you are a dweeb when your 3 and half year old daughter wants to try out daddy's game, and she does better than you in a field gun with no previous experience. :lol
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/waystin2/fieldgun.jpg)
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you know you're a dweeb when your in the muppets :noid :noid
and a bigger dweeb when your name is SkyRock :noid :noid
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You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.
:rofl
...when you model your personal aircraft and slip it into the game.
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Gentlemen, I give to you...
The Book of Dweeb (http://www.virtualpilots.fi/feature/articles/bookofdweeb/)
That brought a smile to my day :)
Burbank was part of our squad back in the Warbirds days, and that whole section is still funny.
I'm glad to see that it's still on-line.
Cheers!
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Epitome of Dweebification: When you along with the 10 other guys you happen to be flying with see several planes inbound, and every one of you goes after the 38 first (completely ignoring all the check 6 calls and warnings on range vox regarding the Spixteen 200 yards off your tail) resulting in you being sent back to the tower whilst chastising the fellow who took advantage of your lack of SA and calling it "picking" of all things.. And we can't forget kill shooting yourself because you also chose to ignore the 6 other planes in front of you attempting to shoot at the same target(because maybe, just maybe, your spraying every bit of ammo you have to hit that 38 may just possibly not hit any of your team-mates less than 100 yards right in front of you)...
See it everyday.... :rofl
:salute
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When you spend more time in the game than at work :noid :noid
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When your wife asks you if you want to go again and you reply " Neg, I'm Bingo Ammo"
:rofl :lol
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When in the drive through you say "Roger" to confirm the order
Then try and help them fix their vox
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Then try and help them fix their vox
:lol
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When in the drive through you say "Roger" to confirm the order
Then try and help them fix their vox
I accidentally said "Roger" to a friend on the phone the other day. I about died laughing, I was so embarrassed haha! :lol
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when u fly past a 1v1 to part of a 3v1.
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when you make noodle shapes from the CV waypoints while Im trying to land my crippled 234s on it
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when you make noodle shapes from the CV waypoints while Im trying to land my crippled 234s on it
:lol
I'm sorry dude. I didn't do this but that's damned funny to me in a juvenile sort of way.
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when you make noodle shapes from the CV waypoints while Im trying to land my crippled 234s on it
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I accidentally said "Roger" to a friend on the phone the other day. I about died laughing, I was so embarrassed haha! :lol
Well that's not so bad but if you can't help but yell bombs away while on the toilet, that's another story.
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...Your driving down the turnpike and looking for the zoom button.
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...Your driving down the turnpike and looking for the zoom button.
:lol :lol
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you are in the grocery store and you constantly line up other carts for a shot.
another shopping cart bumps into you and you reply "ace pilot"
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another shopping cart bumps into you and you reply "ace pilot"
Did that once, muttered it to myself "ace pilot" and he turn around and looked at me funny.
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You know you're a dweeb when you spend close to 400 hours on AH in a single month.
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You know your a dweeb when you change squads like you do socks...:noid
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You know you're a dweeb when you go after that Goon...AFTER it drops troops on the town. :eek:
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You climb up a bomber formation's 6 and expect a different result than the last time.
You drop troops on the airfield instead of the town.
You up a TBM for base defense.
HEY! I did that when I was just starting out! and i still kinda do...
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a BIG bug slams into your windshield on the highway and you tell the kids in the back "it hoed us"
you ever sign other than ah related emails
it doesn't matter
it's important to know that you are a dweeb, if think you aren't a dweeb, then your a tard dweeb
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When your wife and 8yo daughter go around the house saying "roger that!" just to make fun of you.
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When your wife and 8yo daughter go around the house saying "roger that!" just to make fun of you.
poor poor you? :huh
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You sign your User-Name on the credit card screen at the cash register.
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You know yer a dweeb when..
..you cant explain anything without makin plane shapes with yer hands
..you call check 6 comin up behind someone (in the hallway, at the supermarket, on the freeway .. etc)
..you think Top Gun is a GREAT movie!
..you think Maverick171 is a cool handle.
..you ask someone you just met what their handle is.
..you think 'putting the brakes on' *will* actually make them 'fly right by'
..you think your spit can out turn anything.. crank that flat turn bay-bee!
..it takes you 15 minutes to realize all conversation has stopped in the entire house after that loud expletive for gettin HO'd.
..the car needs washed, the lawn needs mowed, the trash is piled up, but it's squad nite!
..you meet a complete stranger with no clue who he is until he mentions his 'handle' ..and the world shifts, you are best friends.
-GE oh yaa .. I can go on for awhile.
I am such a dweeb :)
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You set your joystick next to the keyboard, and your happy alert dog suddenly drops her ears and lays down groaning.
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poor poor you? :huh
My wife does something similar. Every once in a while she'll sneak up behind me as I play and yell "There's a Focke Wulf behind you!"
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Your feeling randy, and at the height of passion proclaim....
SALVO 10 :D
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<<-----------LOOK LEFT-----------NEED I SAY MORE ????????
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You set your joystick next to the keyboard, and your happy alert dog suddenly drops her ears and lays down groaning.
:lol That's funny!~
Poor, poor "Sky". She's such a good sweet dog. All she wants is your attention, Bear.
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SALVO 10 :D
:rofl That should make the Book of Dweeb!~
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You donate a dollar or two to a good cause at a store or fast food joint, and you sign your squadron name on the shingle they hang on the wall. :salute
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Your wife has to talk you out of getting a number plate like this:
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a217/sarahjeanb/Peters/SDplate.jpg)
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Reminds me of the vancouver canuks commercial "becouse deep down inside, we are all canuks" (dweebs). I took offense at being called a dweeb, quite a few yrs later, i realise its a badge of honor. :rofl GO WINGS!!!
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I am a lazy Bomber pilot, It's just so boring going out to find out the CV you stalked sank already and you have to fly 10 minutes to get back. Screw the crews of the drones.
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I am a lazy Bomber pilot, It's just so boring going out to find out the CV you stalked sank already and you have to fly 10 minutes to get back. Screw the crews of the drones.
Good for you have a cookie. :P
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You load AHII on the laptop at work and try to Dogfight with the touchpad. (or respond to posts while you're supposed to be working)
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You load AHII on the laptop at work and try to Dogfight with the touchpad. (or respond to posts while you're supposed to be working)
:lol :lol
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....you care what other people fly and how they fly it... :devil
or like last night when the inlaws are in town and the wife calls you to dinner...you say "i can't come now...ive got work ive got to finish" translation: "Im in a tempest trying to defend this field and i dont want to throw away perks to eat with your folks and listen to your dad talk to me about the same darn things again" :cool:
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....when you post in a stupid thread like this...... oh! Dang it! :rolleyes:
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You know you're a dweeb if you decide to pay the $15 a month after the 2 week trial. :)
:aok :aok :aok :aok
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<=Superdweeb :lol
I subscribed before my 2 weeks was up :D
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You load AHII on the laptop at work and try to Dogfight with the touchpad. (or respond to posts while you're supposed to be working)
Stang did that once... he actually got kills flying with nothing but trim tabs via keyboard.