You know you're a dweeb when...

[oTRALFZo]

when your wife tells you that your newborn baby "spit up"..and you look for the runway for that vulch.

[SD67]

Gentlemen, I give to you...
The Book of Dweeb

[Dragon]

when your wife tells you that your newborn baby "spit up"..and you look for the runway for that vulch.

That's funny sh** right there. 

[Kitt18]

...you up and immediatley begin to shoot your own hangers, dar, etc...
...cant figure out why your drop tanks won't burn down targets.
...drop torpedos on land targets.

and my personal favorite......"<player id>wishes to join your plane". Usually as you're sighting in a con.

[hitech]

You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.

[Max]

You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.

and do it more than once 

[waystin2]

You know you are a dweeb when your 3 and half year old daughter wants to try out daddy's game, and she does better than you in a field gun with no previous experience.

[BiPoLaR]

you know you're a dweeb when your in the muppets 
and a bigger dweeb when your name is SkyRock 

[LilMak]

You know your a dweeb when you love flight sims so much, you believe you can do it better and go start your own flight sim company.

 

...when you model your personal aircraft and slip it into the game.

[MachNum]

Gentlemen, I give to you...
The Book of Dweeb

That brought a smile to my day 
Burbank was part of our squad back in the Warbirds days, and that whole section is still funny.
I'm glad to see that it's still on-line.

Cheers!

[Anodizer]

Epitome of Dweebification:  When you along with the 10 other guys you happen to be flying with see several planes inbound, and every one of you goes after the 38 first (completely ignoring all the check 6 calls and warnings on range vox regarding the Spixteen 200 yards off your tail) resulting in you being sent back to the tower whilst chastising the fellow who took advantage of your lack of SA and calling it "picking" of all things..  And we can't forget kill shooting yourself because you also chose to ignore the 6 other planes in front of you attempting to shoot at the same target(because maybe, just maybe, your spraying every bit of ammo you have to hit that 38 may just possibly not hit any of your team-mates less than 100 yards right in front of you)...
See it everyday....
 

[Baitman]

When you spend more time in the game than at work

[MajWoody]

When your wife asks you if you want to go again and you reply " Neg, I'm Bingo Ammo"

 

[A8TOOL]

When in the drive through you say "Roger" to confirm the order






Then try and help them fix their vox

[Xasthur]

Then try and help them fix their vox