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Title: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: chrish483 on September 13, 2008, 01:16:16 AM
 i live in a small widwest town serounded by corn fields,  gatta walk 2 blocks to get to the edge of town to steel it, :D    major mishun here, sneek down and get a ton of corn,  need alot of SA   wish me luck ill post pics of the goods later.
 :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Yeager on September 13, 2008, 01:18:01 AM
Hope some redneck farmer doesn't load your backside with salt rock ;)

G'lucK
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Hangtime on September 13, 2008, 01:21:16 AM
Hope some redneck farmer loads your backside with salt rock ;)

G'lucK

fixed. ;)
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: rpm on September 13, 2008, 01:38:20 AM
i live in a small widwest town serounded by corn fields,  gatta walk 2 blocks to get to the edge of town to steel it, :D    major mishun here...
Steel corn? Meth kills.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: chrish483 on September 13, 2008, 02:23:51 AM
Hope some redneck farmer doesn't load your backside with salt rock ;)

G'lucK

2,000 acares of land and like he knows whats going on on every edge of his land,  but probly better then you know whats on your  SIX,  OH YA your the pwnd. :aok :D :D :D

i got 3 sacks full:
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8377/corn1un4.jpg)
Shot at 2008-09-13

im drinking and tipsy so on the first trip i take my bassette hound for a walk and its been rainning all day ditches are full of water so he puts me in the drink twice.  dam dog :rofl  he doesnt go the next 2 times tho.

Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: trax1 on September 13, 2008, 02:30:23 AM
Better hope that's corn for human consumption, there's alot of types of corn out there.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: lasersailor184 on September 13, 2008, 02:57:59 AM
Doesn't look like Human corn.  If it is, its way past its prime.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: chrish483 on September 13, 2008, 03:10:00 AM
note to myself for two people for a darwin award. last 2 posters :devil, i know you two are the reason for AH2 to go down hill so rapidly.
the corn isnt for anything but squirrel usage

Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: trax1 on September 13, 2008, 06:13:46 AM
note to myself for two people for a darwin award. last 2 posters :devil, i know you two are the reason for AH2 to go down hill so rapidly.
the corn isnt for anything but squirrel usage


Are you serious?  Do you think everyone here has the ability to read minds or something?  How the hell would we know that you stole the corn to feed squirrels, I mean because that's such a common thing people do with corn instead of eating it.  I bet everyone on here thought you were going to steal the corn for you to eat, not to feed animals.

Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Wayout on September 13, 2008, 06:22:43 AM
Think ya could e-mail me a bushel or two?   ;)
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: SD67 on September 13, 2008, 06:25:33 AM
smkr has been smoking that funny stuff again :lol
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Nwbie on September 13, 2008, 07:59:55 AM
Maybe he is a squirrel
 :uhoh
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: SD67 on September 13, 2008, 09:56:05 AM
Secret Squirrel :noid
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Maverick on September 13, 2008, 12:57:23 PM
Maybe he is a squirrel
 :uhoh


Nah, squirrels are smart enough to stay out of a water filled ditch.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: MORAY37 on September 13, 2008, 01:05:10 PM
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.....

well, you're just a redneck.

Stealing...corn?  Lemme know just how good that FEEDSTOCK corn is.

Nice to know you're morally bankrupt, stealing ANYTHING from a man that works dawn to dusk, trying to make a living that just isn't there.  Moron.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Rollins on September 13, 2008, 01:13:24 PM
Nah, squirrels are smart enough to stay out of a water filled ditch.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Meatwad on September 13, 2008, 01:54:35 PM
Hope some redneck farmer doesn't load your backside with salt rock ;)

G'lucK


Get caught doing that around here and you will either have a hound coming after you or a round from a .410 going over your head. They shoot first and ask questions later (happened here before)

Or just "happen" to hit your vehicle with a tractor


I agree with Moray - stealing from farmers is wrong. No sympathy on what happens to thieves
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: vorticon on September 13, 2008, 02:02:10 PM
and lo, our brave hero did sneak upon his dastardly foes, and did remove them from there stalks with great speed and precision and triumphant did return home the spoils of his great hunt.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Meatwad on September 13, 2008, 04:02:18 PM
Little does he know how expensive that corn really is


Cost of fertilizer (DAP over $1100 per acre, potash around 850, and nitrogen/agrotain and later liquid nitrogen for sidedressing)
pesticides and herbicides (prices are sky high)
cost of seed and fuel (one unit of corn is easily over $80)

Take all those expenses and figure in the price of corn per bushel at the local elevator and you come out with a small profit per acre of corn

Theif.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: rstel01 on September 13, 2008, 04:21:15 PM
View from my desk where I play AH

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c261/rstel/IMG_2909.jpg)

Wish some urban/suburban type would just stop on the road to help themselves   :lol
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: AquaShrimp on September 13, 2008, 04:29:06 PM
This thread is hilarious:

Drunk guy steals corn.
Forum members angrily protest.
Drunk guy shows stolen corn in house.
Forum members identify it as nearly unedible feedstock corn.
Hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Sox62 on September 13, 2008, 05:44:40 PM
LMAO...stealing pig corn?

Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on September 13, 2008, 05:49:52 PM
Umm u guys have GM crops galore down there - no corn is safe to eat with crossbreeding happening there.  :salute
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: crazyivan on September 13, 2008, 09:19:36 PM
Nothing beats  corn stealing and cow tipping while kicking back afew.Ohh wait :uhoh
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: chrish483 on September 14, 2008, 01:31:41 AM
Yup over and done with like a heard of deer that ate 60 ears of corn and AquaShrimp  has it right there.

rstel01  you have a good view there,  ever see any deer feeding on the corn?  take all the pics you can while  the corn is harvisted, im a photagerpher so i like those pics.   where are you from what state?
Title: Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
Post by: Masherbrum on September 14, 2008, 01:38:01 AM
Nah, squirrels are smart enough to stay out of a water filled ditch.

...and eat the corn from the very field that he's "stealing it from".