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Offline chrish483

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Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« on: September 13, 2008, 01:16:16 AM »
 i live in a small widwest town serounded by corn fields,  gatta walk 2 blocks to get to the edge of town to steel it, :D    major mishun here, sneek down and get a ton of corn,  need alot of SA   wish me luck ill post pics of the goods later.
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Offline Yeager

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 01:18:01 AM »
Hope some redneck farmer doesn't load your backside with salt rock ;)

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 01:21:16 AM »
Quote from: Yeager on September 13, 2008, 01:18:01 AM
Hope some redneck farmer loads your backside with salt rock ;)

G'lucK

fixed. ;)
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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 01:38:20 AM »
Quote from: chrish483 on September 13, 2008, 01:16:16 AM
i live in a small widwest town serounded by corn fields,  gatta walk 2 blocks to get to the edge of town to steel it, :D    major mishun here...
Steel corn? Meth kills.
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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 02:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Yeager on September 13, 2008, 01:18:01 AM
Hope some redneck farmer doesn't load your backside with salt rock ;)

G'lucK

2,000 acares of land and like he knows whats going on on every edge of his land,  but probly better then you know whats on your  SIX,  OH YA your the pwnd. :aok :D :D :D

i got 3 sacks full:

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im drinking and tipsy so on the first trip i take my bassette hound for a walk and its been rainning all day ditches are full of water so he puts me in the drink twice.  dam dog :rofl  he doesnt go the next 2 times tho.

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 02:30:23 AM »
Better hope that's corn for human consumption, there's alot of types of corn out there.
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Offline lasersailor184

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2008, 02:57:59 AM »
Doesn't look like Human corn.  If it is, its way past its prime.
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Offline chrish483

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2008, 03:10:00 AM »
note to myself for two people for a darwin award. last 2 posters :devil, i know you two are the reason for AH2 to go down hill so rapidly.
the corn isnt for anything but squirrel usage

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2008, 06:13:46 AM »
Quote from: chrish483 on September 13, 2008, 03:10:00 AM
note to myself for two people for a darwin award. last 2 posters :devil, i know you two are the reason for AH2 to go down hill so rapidly.
the corn isnt for anything but squirrel usage


Are you serious?  Do you think everyone here has the ability to read minds or something?  How the hell would we know that you stole the corn to feed squirrels, I mean because that's such a common thing people do with corn instead of eating it.  I bet everyone on here thought you were going to steal the corn for you to eat, not to feed animals.

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Offline Wayout

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 06:22:43 AM »
Think ya could e-mail me a bushel or two?   ;)
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Offline SD67

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2008, 06:25:33 AM »
smkr has been smoking that funny stuff again :lol
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Offline Nwbie

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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 07:59:55 AM »
Maybe he is a squirrel
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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2008, 09:56:05 AM »
Secret Squirrel :noid
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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2008, 12:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Nwbie on September 13, 2008, 07:59:55 AM
Maybe he is a squirrel
 :uhoh


Nah, squirrels are smart enough to stay out of a water filled ditch.
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Re: Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2008, 01:05:10 PM »
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF.....

well, you're just a redneck.

Stealing...corn?  Lemme know just how good that FEEDSTOCK corn is.

Nice to know you're morally bankrupt, stealing ANYTHING from a man that works dawn to dusk, trying to make a living that just isn't there.  Moron.
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