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Title: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Oogly50 on September 18, 2008, 08:34:42 PM: I got this from watching whose line is it anyway... I figured you guys could think of some pretty funny stuff in here...

I have a few, but I'll share them later.

FOR EXAMPLE... Something you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend... "let me insert my disc into your slot"
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 18, 2008, 08:44:47 PM: I can only think of one thing that I would say to my computer and not my girlfriend. or in my case, wife.

"your too hot"

Everything else good or bad I probobly already have said to both.
INCLUDING

"Let my put my disk into your slot"
"Damn wires in the way. shoulda gotten a cordless"
"need a new battery"
"Well I'll just tie these up and/or out of the way"

Just to name a few
(Skuzzy wouldnt like some of the others :D)
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Donzo on September 18, 2008, 09:14:10 PM: Why would you talk to your computer?

(unless, of course, you have a HAL 9000)
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: vorticon on September 18, 2008, 09:15:52 PM: you <insert long stream of profanities> do what i <more profanities> tell you to.
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Baitman on September 18, 2008, 09:17:07 PM: Time for me to get another one you are getting old and slow. :rofl

Get two computers...... Identical :O
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Ripsnort on September 18, 2008, 09:42:26 PM: Farking field vulcher! I'm gonna shoot you up the donut when you land!

:devil
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Hangtime on September 18, 2008, 09:46:44 PM: you need more memory.
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Leslie on September 18, 2008, 10:04:21 PM: I got news for ya, computers and girls don't mix. :rofl

Les
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: gwano on September 18, 2008, 10:07:04 PM: open the floppy drive!
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Hangtime on September 18, 2008, 10:09:05 PM: I have evidence that disproves that theory.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,246061.0.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,246061.0.html)
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Leslie on September 18, 2008, 10:29:18 PM: You don't understand Hang. I wouldn't say that to my girlfriend, because if I didn't give up the computer at that point, that could be misinterpreted, the girl thinking the computer was more important than her. Hence, guys on a computer all the time probably don't have girlfriends to begin with. Moot point. ;)

I don't think girls like it much, if you talk to a computer you ain't talking to them, kinda like.

Les
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Fishu on September 18, 2008, 11:10:44 PM: God damn piece of toejam!
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Leslie on September 18, 2008, 11:24:57 PM: I would appreciate it if you didn't cuss. :rofl

Les
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Delirium on September 19, 2008, 12:31:39 AM: "No! I will not stick stir, no matter how much you beg."
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: Maniac on September 19, 2008, 06:57:53 AM: Quote from: DREDIOCK on September 18, 2008, 08:44:47 PM

"your too hot"

"Your overheating"

or

"Im gonna throw you out of the window you piece of poop"

"You need an upgrade"

The possibillities are endless really.
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: SD67 on September 19, 2008, 07:11:11 AM: I'm gonna pound you like you would not believe!...
Oh... wait...
Nevermind.
Title: Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
Post by: RTHolmes on September 19, 2008, 08:07:02 AM: "I'm gonna spend £500 on you and not resent it" :D