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Title: I could use some advice...
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 08, 2008, 11:20:04 PM
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to sit behind the boat which is next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat , that I noticed that the cover on my engine seemed to be cracked a little and some oil was leaking out .

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the shop ?
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: SkyRock on October 08, 2008, 11:32:37 PM
well, if the boat is not working, how are you going to dump the body?  Take it to the shop. :aok





 :devil




 :noid
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Newman5 on October 08, 2008, 11:32:57 PM
You definitely get a licensed mechanic to look at that.   :lol
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Buzzard7 on October 08, 2008, 11:52:12 PM
Get the boat fixed. She is cheating on you.
The Finger lakes in New York are very deep.
Seneca being about 750 in depth. Stay away from the navy sonar test platform.
 :aok
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: oakranger on October 09, 2008, 12:04:28 AM
DUD, I would take it to the shop.  Unless you have the skills and ability to fixe it itself.

As for the wife, hummmmm.  How close are you in the ocean?
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
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Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: CAP1 on October 09, 2008, 07:49:32 AM
the proper thing to do is keep your mouth shut. don't let her know you know. get the boat fixed. take it out a few times....alone or with friends. after a few times, offer to take her with ya.

just remember.....if she just "accidently" falls overboard, and you can't find her, most likley neither will anyone else. :D :noid
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: lazs2 on October 09, 2008, 07:53:30 AM
depends on what cover you are talking about and..  I would advise any married man to have a stash of cash.   You need to have at least as much as it takes to pay all your bills and live for a month or two and you NEVER get into it and NEVER tell the old lady you have it..

You might fix it yourself but tell her it cost $2000 or so.

lazs
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: lyric1 on October 09, 2008, 07:57:34 AM
If she is messing around turn her into glue & put it on the boat. Two birds with... well you know the rest.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Speed55 on October 09, 2008, 08:02:23 AM
If it's just the valve cover i THINK j.b. weld should be able to tolerate the temperature, in which case you could fix it yourself. Otherwise any welding shop could run a bead for you. Take a picture and post it.

As for your wife. If you really give a sh... darn,  you could wait till she's asleep, check her phone, and write down the incoming and outgoing numbers, then call them from a private line and see who answers.  A friend of mine, who's now divorced, had to do this, when she was pulling the exact same thing.

"Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up." - Do you have a *69 service that'll call back the last person that called?


Or you could hire a private investigator, and call a lawyer and get the divorce papers ready.  
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: RTHolmes on October 09, 2008, 08:04:23 AM
I would advise any married man to have a stash of cash.   You need to have at least as much as it takes to pay all your bills and live for a month or two and you NEVER get into it and NEVER tell the old lady you have it..

great advice :aok until equal rights are extended to men in divorce courts, we got to use some cunning :mad:

and yes, if you're really concerned hire a PI.


edit: almost forgot - prenups. currently unlawful in the UK  :furious
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 09, 2008, 08:30:39 AM
Is it OK to fish with this weekend?  If I brought it to the shop I might not get it back in time.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: WWhiskey on October 09, 2008, 08:51:44 AM
you obviusly want too fix the boat! good boat's are hard too come by!
 can you say the same about the "other" problem? or would you trade her in for a new model?
before you dig too deep, you might think about what you would do if it were true, or how to fix it.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: oakranger on October 09, 2008, 09:10:48 AM
Come to think, i say she did something to to boat so that you dont take her out to the lake or ocean.  Man she is good. 
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: expat on October 09, 2008, 09:15:41 AM
the end of the world is coming !!!!!
For once in my life i agree with Lazs ...stash some cash just in case , and if it all falls apart dont tell her ..
make sure u use a crash helmet ....haha now i fell free of the laz :)
 i hope yr wrong though ......
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: sluggish on October 09, 2008, 09:20:52 AM
Definition of a boat- "A hole in the water into which you throw money.

Definition of a wife- Surprisingly similar...
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: oakranger on October 09, 2008, 09:28:12 AM
BOAT- BRIGN OUT ANOTHER THOUSANDS
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 17, 2008, 10:51:03 PM
pssst... it was a joke.. The funny part is when I posted it on a fishing site all of the responses had to do with the boat.  Priorities man..  priorities..
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: PhantomBarron on October 18, 2008, 06:32:55 AM
Very good posting. Cars,Boats,and Women all have an experation date. I think one should use these things freely until the maintenance overcomes the fun factor. At this point pawn them off on some unsuspecting bargin hunter and purchase new only.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: culero on October 18, 2008, 07:42:12 AM
pssst... it was a joke.. The funny part is when I posted it on a fishing site all of the responses had to do with the boat.  Priorities man..  priorities..

Nice stringer!  :aok

Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: MoeRon on October 18, 2008, 07:53:28 AM
BOAT- BRIGN OUT ANOTHER THOUSANDS


huh? (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/confused005.gif)
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 18, 2008, 08:14:58 AM
One boat buck = 1000 dollars.   Boats can be nearly as expensive as airplanes to maintain/ upgrade.  I just put a new gps system on my boat this summer  for 5600 bucks.. 
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: eskimo2 on October 18, 2008, 11:34:13 AM
Good one rabbidrabbit.  Coming from you I knew there would be a punchline but I was a little concerned till the end.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: crazyivan on October 18, 2008, 04:03:13 PM
  How close are you in the ocean?
Depends, How far am I away from the land? :confused:
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Toad on October 19, 2008, 10:25:33 AM
The best joke about boats and such is the old saw

"If it flies, floats or diddlys.... you're better off renting it."

Funny because is it SO true.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Dux on October 19, 2008, 10:02:43 PM
Masks...?
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: sluggish on October 19, 2008, 10:06:25 PM
Masks...?
The profanity filter substitutes the word "mask" for another word that rymes with "truck."
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Dux on October 19, 2008, 10:09:43 PM
lol! okay, thanks!  :lol
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: GhostBer on October 19, 2008, 10:33:50 PM
The best joke about boats and such is the old saw

"If it flies, floats or masks.... you're better off renting it."

Funny because is it SO true.

I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble".   :salute

Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body.  Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment! 

Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: DJ111 on October 19, 2008, 11:33:12 PM
I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble".   :salute

Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body.  Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment! 



 :confused:
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Curlew on October 19, 2008, 11:38:25 PM
What side did you lay your outboard on, depending on the motor one specific side (port or starboard) has to be up when you have it tilted out of the water, if you have it on the wrong side or not on either side at all you will drip oil, check your users manual.

<3 Your friendly nieghborhood sailor  :salute
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: texasmom on October 20, 2008, 12:28:04 AM
Curlew, I didn't take you for the kind of fella that would sign off with a heart.
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: Curlew on October 20, 2008, 01:00:42 AM
Curlew, I didn't take you for the kind of fella that would sign off with a heart.

Dear im a sailor, love for my fellow man is part of the package....

just kidding
Title: Re: I could use some advice...
Post by: glock89 on October 20, 2008, 03:29:56 PM
I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble".   :salute

Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body.  Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment! 


:rofl :rofl