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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: MajIssue on November 24, 2008, 01:34:18 PM
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Here is my version of The Twelve Days of Christmas (in Aces High Land)
Disclaimer: The following is meant for entertainment purposes only and any remarks toward any individual, group of individuals, squads or Aces High countries, are purely cooincidental, unless they are true
Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the First Day of Christmas, Hitech gave to me, A 262 for free!
On the Second Day of Christmas, Hitech gave to me, 2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the third Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the fourth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the fifth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the sixth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the seventh Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the eighth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the ninth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the tenth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 10 troops a running,
9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the eleventh Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 11 Bishops "hoarding".
10 troops a running,
9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
On the twelvth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, Santa flying in the M.A.'s.
11 Bishops "hoarding".
10 troops a running,
9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
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:lol :aok
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Thats a good one <S> :aok
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The little guys below sum up my thoughts:
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:rock
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The lovely sounds of holiday banter , I love it and I would agree it too be true . :salute
Nutte
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:rofl :aok
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that was good
:aok :lol :rofl :aok :O :eek: :rock :)
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Loved it. :aok And if it aint to early Merry X-mas.
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;) :aok
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Gotta record this and make it an mp3....Be back eventually.
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:rofl that's awesome :lol :aok
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Gotta record this and make it an mp3....Be back eventually.
I love to hear it! Maybe an "Alvin and the Chipmonks" or should I say a "Skuzzy and the Squirrels" version? :rofl
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Bravo, Bravo. :aok
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I love to hear it! Maybe an "Alvin and the Chipmonks" or should I say a "Skuzzy and the Squirrels" version? :rofl
Didn't you mean to say "Skuzzy and the Squeakers" ? ;)
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Someone should do one with 120 days of sodom
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I wrote one using the same song buttttt it is best left in my squad forums as it may get me booted from the squad. :rofl :rofl
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Ooohh, that's terrific! :lol
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nice :salute
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:rock :rofl :rofl :salute
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Well since I fairly new to the squad board I thought I would see if can get away with one transgression. Hehe!.
Anyway, I have adapted this old song, okay plagerized, stolen, or ripped off. Apologies to the author.
This is purely fictional and in no way represents any particular group or person :devil
On the first day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
A Falcon in a pear tree(Hehe, hit a tree).
On the second day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
Two newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (I’m down).
On the third day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (Take over Dads).
On the fourth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Four combat radio calls,,
Three wayward Goon Drivers,
Two Newbies Popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (Geeze).
On the fifth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two popping newbies,
And a Falcon in a pear tree(Good grief).
On the sixth day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two Newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree.(Dern it!)
On the seventh day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a falcon in a pear tree.(Who cut in front of me when I was shooting)
On the eighth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a falcon in a pear tree. ( For gosh sakes what was that)
On the ninth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Son of a Suckerfish, what the H’ll)
On the tenth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Good lord why is there a tree there. Who would put a tree there!) .
On the eleventh day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Eleven knits a ranting,
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Hitech must be out of his freaking mind, lordy) .
On the twelfth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Twelve raving rooks,
Eleven knits a ranting,
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Dirty so and so’s, what the freaking H’ll was that #*$%. Those sorry anal retentive maroons. No one in their right %#^* mind would put a tree in the middle of this %#$# field, Ooops hehe, been PNG’d) .
I'm weak. I just had to post it. Originally posted in Rolling Thunder Forum.
BTW We Bishops hoard with more than that. 11 aint nutin! :rofl :rofl
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I'm weak. I just had to post it. Originally posted in Rolling Thunder Forum.
It should have stayed there! :D
BTW We Bishops hoard with more than that. 11 aint nutin! :rofl :rofl
I like my version better as it is aimed at the AH community at large.
I agree 11 in a hoard is not the typical Bish hoard... but having only 9 rooks picking is just as unlikely... There are only 12 days of Christmas in the song. If there were 365.25 days of Christmas in the song, the Knights a porking would earn the last day's honors... It seemed like every bish base was porked 3 sectors deep on the Knight front last weekend. That probably took AT LEAST 365 guys to accomplish!! :rofl :lol :rofl
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I like my version better as it is aimed at the AH community at large.
I agree 11 in a hoard is not the typical Bish hoard... but having only 9 rooks picking is just as unlikely... There are only 12 days of Christmas in the song. If there were 365.25 days of Christmas in the song, the Knights a porking would earn the last day's honors... It seemed like every bish base was porked 3 sectors deep on the Knight front last weekend. That probably took AT LEAST 365 guys to accomplish!! :rofl :lol :rofl
The song does have it's limitations.
BTW, my squadies liked it alot (Well maybe one had some reservations). However some of the lingo is purely Rolling Thunder.
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So I guess you take exception to one of my verses Steve?
I would like to send a reality check... ALL Muppets brag including YOU! :lol
host: <Salute> Army of Muppets
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I love to hear it! Maybe an "Alvin and the Chipmonks" or should I say a "Skuzzy and the Squirrels" version? :rofl
:lol
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Only six?
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SkyRock<---owns 12 days of christmas.
:noid
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From the archive...
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me
Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing
Eleven stangs a running
Ten Wulfs a picking
Nine BKs vulching
Eight Lancs a diving
Seven porked airfields
Six "niki's" warping
Five..........auger dweebs
Four puffy acks
Three head - ons
Two gang bangs
And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
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SkyRock<---owns 12 days of christmas.
:noid
But gets no royalties!
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But gets no royalties!
SkyRock<---owns royalties! :rock
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batfink <-- wants skyrock to tell my girlfriend to come home, its late.
:furious
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Ran across this the other day reading infosec news, and had to roll my eyes...
This is worse than 12 days of AH...geek humor... that's not that funny... this is more like borderline Nerd.
It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Morris taught the worms to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to last a while
So may I introduce to you...
the bug you've known for all these years
Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band
We're Sgt. Morris' lonely worm club band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Morris' lonely worm club band,
Sit back and let security go.
Sgt. Morris' lonely, Sgt. Morris' lonely,
Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely fingerd
We'd like to take you $HOME with us
We've love to take you home
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
that the sendmail's gonna sing a song
and you're all gonna sing and sing along
So let me introduce to you
the one and only wiz mode bug
and Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band!
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SkyRock<---owns royalties! :rock
You own em all, which means you can't get any... :noid
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SkyRock<---owns 12 days of christmas.
:noid
MAJissue<---Owns the foreign and domestic rights to the name skyrock... by my count you owe ASCAP $12,345,886.76 for all the posts you've made here and on 200 using the "name" Skyrock"... When can I expect the check?
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Only six?
+1
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majissue this really cracks me up!!! record it in "skuzzy and squeakers" impersonation!!
:lol