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Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: MajIssue on November 24, 2008, 01:34:18 PM
Here is my version of The Twelve Days of Christmas (in Aces High Land)
Disclaimer: The following is meant for entertainment purposes only and any remarks toward any individual, group of individuals, squads or Aces High countries, are purely cooincidental, unless they are true
Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas, Hitech gave to me, A 262 for free!

On the Second Day of Christmas, Hitech gave to me, 2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the third Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the fourth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the fifth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the sixth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the seventh Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the eighth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the ninth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the tenth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 10 troops a running,
9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the eleventh Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, 11 Bishops "hoarding".
10 troops a running,
9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!

On the twelvth Day of Christmas Hitech gave to me, Santa flying in the M.A.'s.
11 Bishops "hoarding".
10 troops a running,
9 Rooks a "Picking",
8 Knights a "porking",
7 buildings popping,
6 Muppet's bragging,
dr7 camped and killing Gee Vees,
4 Ponies running,
3 hangers smoking,
2 Spitfires HOing,
and A 262 for free!
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: zoozoo on November 24, 2008, 01:56:27 PM
 :lol :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Bosco123 on November 24, 2008, 02:04:19 PM
Thats a good one <S>  :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: toonces3 on November 24, 2008, 02:09:14 PM
The little guys below sum up my thoughts:

 :eek:

 :rofl

 :rock

 :salute
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: John Curnutte on November 24, 2008, 02:38:17 PM
 The lovely sounds of holiday banter , I love it and I would agree it too be true . :salute
                                                     Nutte
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: LLogann on November 24, 2008, 02:47:16 PM
<SALUTE>

 :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Tr1gg22 on November 24, 2008, 02:47:31 PM
 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: valad94 on November 24, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
that was good

 :aok :lol :rofl :aok :O :eek: :rock :)
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Rich46yo on November 24, 2008, 02:57:21 PM
Loved it. :aok And if it aint to early Merry X-mas.
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: dentin on November 24, 2008, 03:09:00 PM
  ;)  :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Enker on November 24, 2008, 03:23:04 PM
Gotta record this and make it an mp3....Be back eventually.
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: uptown on November 24, 2008, 03:36:52 PM
 :rofl that's awesome  :lol :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: MajIssue on November 24, 2008, 04:11:53 PM
Gotta record this and make it an mp3....Be back eventually.

I love to hear it! Maybe an "Alvin and the Chipmonks" or should I say a "Skuzzy and the Squirrels" version?  :rofl
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Kazaa on November 24, 2008, 04:13:42 PM
Bravo, Bravo.  :aok
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: 633DH98 on November 24, 2008, 05:02:10 PM
I love to hear it! Maybe an "Alvin and the Chipmonks" or should I say a "Skuzzy and the Squirrels" version?  :rofl

Didn't you mean to say "Skuzzy and the Squeakers" ?    ;)
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: RumbleB on November 24, 2008, 05:03:12 PM
Someone should do one with 120 days of sodom
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Getback on November 24, 2008, 11:50:28 PM
I wrote one using the same song buttttt it is best left in my squad forums as it may get me booted from the squad.  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Newman5 on November 25, 2008, 12:24:18 AM
Ooohh, that's terrific!   :lol
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Akiller on November 25, 2008, 01:16:30 AM
nice :salute
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Dragon on November 25, 2008, 07:20:40 AM
 :rock  :rofl :rofl  :salute
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Getback on November 25, 2008, 09:10:17 AM
Well since I fairly new to the squad board I thought I would see if can get away with one transgression.  Hehe!.

Anyway, I have adapted this old song, okay plagerized, stolen, or ripped off. Apologies to the author.

This is purely fictional and in no way represents any particular group or person   :devil

On the first day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
A Falcon in a pear tree(Hehe, hit a tree).

On the second day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
Two newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (I’m down).

On the third day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (Take over Dads).

On the fourth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Four combat radio calls,,
Three wayward Goon Drivers,
Two Newbies Popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (Geeze).

On the fifth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two popping newbies,
And a Falcon in a pear tree(Good grief).

On the sixth day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two Newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree.(Dern it!)

On the seventh day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a falcon in a pear tree.(Who cut in front of me when I was shooting)

On the eighth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a falcon in a pear tree. ( For gosh sakes what was that)

On the ninth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Son of a Suckerfish, what the H’ll)

On the tenth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Good lord why is there a tree there. Who would put a tree there!) .

On the eleventh day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Eleven knits a ranting,
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Hitech must be out of his freaking mind, lordy) .

On the twelfth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Twelve raving rooks,
Eleven knits a ranting,
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Dirty so and so’s, what the freaking H’ll was that #*$%. Those sorry anal retentive maroons. No one in their right %#^* mind would put a tree in the middle of this %#$# field, Ooops hehe, been PNG’d) .
 

I'm weak. I just had to post it. Originally posted in Rolling Thunder Forum.

BTW We Bishops hoard with more than that. 11 aint nutin!  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: MajIssue on November 25, 2008, 10:24:16 AM

 

I'm weak. I just had to post it. Originally posted in Rolling Thunder Forum.
It should have stayed there! :D

BTW We Bishops hoard with more than that. 11 aint nutin!  :rofl :rofl

I like my version better as it is aimed at the AH community at large.
I agree 11 in a hoard is  not the typical Bish hoard... but having only 9 rooks picking is just as unlikely... There are only 12 days of Christmas in the song. If there were 365.25 days of Christmas in the song, the Knights a porking would earn the last day's honors... It seemed like every bish base was porked 3 sectors deep on the Knight front last weekend. That probably took AT LEAST 365 guys to accomplish!!  :rofl :lol :rofl
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Getback on November 25, 2008, 11:09:40 AM
I like my version better as it is aimed at the AH community at large.
I agree 11 in a hoard is  not the typical Bish hoard... but having only 9 rooks picking is just as unlikely... There are only 12 days of Christmas in the song. If there were 365.25 days of Christmas in the song, the Knights a porking would earn the last day's honors... It seemed like every bish base was porked 3 sectors deep on the Knight front last weekend. That probably took AT LEAST 365 guys to accomplish!!  :rofl :lol :rofl
The song does have it's limitations.

BTW, my squadies liked it alot (Well maybe one had some reservations). However some of the lingo is purely Rolling Thunder.
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2008, 01:26:31 PM
:/
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: MajIssue on November 25, 2008, 04:16:34 PM
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So I guess you take exception to one of my verses Steve?

I would like to send a reality check... ALL Muppets brag including YOU!  :lol 

host: <Salute> Army of Muppets
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Kermit de frog on November 25, 2008, 04:18:42 PM
I love to hear it! Maybe an "Alvin and the Chipmonks" or should I say a "Skuzzy and the Squirrels" version?  :rofl
:lol
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Larry on November 25, 2008, 04:21:57 PM
Only six?
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: SkyRock on November 25, 2008, 06:04:26 PM
SkyRock<---owns 12 days of christmas.





 :noid
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Murdr on November 25, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
From the archive...
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me

Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing

Eleven stangs a running

Ten Wulfs a picking

Nine BKs vulching

Eight Lancs a diving

Seven porked airfields

Six "niki's" warping

Five..........auger dweebs

Four puffy acks

Three head - ons

Two gang bangs

And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Getback on November 25, 2008, 06:14:53 PM
SkyRock<---owns 12 days of christmas.





 :noid
But gets no royalties!
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: SkyRock on November 25, 2008, 06:24:58 PM
But gets no royalties!
SkyRock<---owns royalties! :rock
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: mechanic on November 25, 2008, 06:27:49 PM
batfink <-- wants skyrock to tell my girlfriend to come home, its late.
 :furious
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: BluKitty on November 25, 2008, 07:04:18 PM
Ran across this the other day reading infosec news, and had to roll my eyes...

This is worse than 12 days of AH...geek humor... that's not that funny... this is more like borderline Nerd.

Quote
It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Morris taught the worms to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to last a while
So may I introduce to you...
the bug you've known for all these years
Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band

We're Sgt. Morris' lonely worm club band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Morris' lonely worm club band,
Sit back and let security go.
Sgt. Morris' lonely, Sgt. Morris' lonely,
Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band

It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely fingerd
We'd like to take you $HOME with us
We've love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
that the sendmail's gonna sing a song
and you're all gonna sing and sing along
So let me introduce to you
the one and only wiz mode bug

and Sgt. Morris Lonely worm club band!
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: 1pLUs44 on November 25, 2008, 09:47:55 PM
SkyRock<---owns royalties! :rock

You own em all, which means you can't get any... :noid
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: MajIssue on November 26, 2008, 10:27:56 AM
SkyRock<---owns 12 days of christmas.





 :noid

MAJissue<---Owns the foreign and domestic rights to the name skyrock... by my count you owe ASCAP $12,345,886.76 for all the posts you've made here and on 200 using the "name" Skyrock"... When can I expect the check?
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 29, 2008, 04:46:09 PM
Only six?

+1
Title: Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas in Aces High Land
Post by: skribetm on November 29, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
 :lol

majissue this really cracks me up!!! record it in "skuzzy and squeakers" impersonation!!

 :lol