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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: uptown on December 03, 2008, 06:28:18 AM
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10. My kid was at controls
9. dog hit the joystick
8. X52 in shop, flying with mouse
7. hit windows key
6. join message popped up
5. i'm not running,was afk, cops @ door
4. drunk
3. stick lost calibration
2. i let u kill me cause your kill stats suk..felt sorry for ya
and my #1 excuse ........wife ack :aok
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Thank you for that list. I will print it out and stick it to my screen to have it ready when needed :D
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I would like to add to the list..................
- Cigarette fell out of ashtray and was burning the carpet
- Gatorade bottle was full, and I had to go to the bathroom and use the real toilet
- wireless mouse/keyboard batteries died and I had to change them
- Wife was bogart-ing the stash and wouldn't come out of the bedroom to share
- Wife was flashing her ta-ta's at me and I got distracted
- The Simpson's were on TV
- There is an Eagles game on
- Had to lean out the window with the BB gun and shoot at the PETA protesters again for parking in my spot
- Had to check on the beer to see if it was cooled off enough to pitch the yeast
And last, but not least.......
- I spilled the bong.
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The DRUNK one should be the #1 reason. I can't help but laugh at the moron's who love to broadcast just how drunk they are and how many appletini's they just downed. :rofl
What possible reason would you have that makes you want to tell people just how drunk you are? Most want us to think-well he's drunk so that must be the ONLY reason he is getting shot down or are we supposed to think- Wow that's a cRaZY son of a gun there, he can drink alcohol while playing a game! woooow :rofl :rofl :rolleyes:
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There was a guy last night who said he was high from his room-mate's pot smoke. Gimme a break! :P
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- Wife was flashing her ta-ta's at me and I got distracted :devil
that the one i use
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- Wife was flashing her ta-ta's at me and I got distracted :devil
that the one i use
Me too. His wife flashes them to me all the time. :t
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I'm usually afk getting another beer or too focused on the target dead ahead to mind the Spit16 coming in on my six with more E than I.
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when I get killed its my own fault, I try to <S> the killer every time, but for some reason people dont like to get <S>ed from the guy they just killed, while ganging him. :lol
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There was a guy last night who said he was high from his room-mate's pot smoke. Gimme a break! :P
I don't have a roomate :noid
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5. i'm not running,was afk, cops @ door
:rofl
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I only have 3:
-Bored
-Stupid
-Lazy
They can be alone or in any combination.
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What's an appletini?
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What's an appletini?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9g0CrVhH0
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Me too. His wife flashes them to me all the time. :t
That's just a sheep in wife's clothing. Were you just tanked, or are the 6 nipples normal for you?
:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeZh9du7K0
five minutes and 29 seconds? No thank you.
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It's an alcoholic drink made from Vodka and apple liquor.
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It's an alcoholic drink made from Vodka and apple liquor
thanks :) sounds foofy.
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Not related to the apple here, but i just remember a story from the past.
This might serve as a warning for those who are weak.
Once in a time, there were 2 young guys going in to a bar in a holiday resort.
While checking around for possible female targets to vulch & pick one of them place an order of 2 vodka and orange juice.
Bar keep came with 4, and these guys look at him "why did you bring 4, we ordered only 2?"
"Yes yes, but its our special for the day"
Several hours later, and after emptying the holiday resort of these "nectar of the gods", these guys went back to the hotel (also, without any company of said targets for the night)
One of em spent the night in living room carpet, and the other in bathroom.
What did we learn about this ?
...I did not take orange juice for breakfast in nearly a decade (I woke up in the bathroom the next morning) :devil
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The dog ate my throttle...
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The dog bit my nuts while licking the peanut butter off....
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The dog bit my nuts while licking the peanut butter off....
:huh
I have used the sneeze excuse before. Was great until karma bite me in the butt. Sneezed one night while playing and wound up with what appeared with a blimp slowly descending to the ground. :rofl
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:rofl :rofl
love those last 2 post's
:rofl
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I gotta correct the OP Title, it's PWNED.
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10. My kid was at controls
9. dog hit the joystick
8. X52 in shop, flying with mouse
7. hit windows key
6. join message popped up
5. i'm not running,was afk, cops @ door
4. drunk
3. stick lost calibration
2. i let u kill me cause your kill stats suk..felt sorry for ya
and my #1 excuse ........wife ack :aok
well two really do happen to me ..... wife ack and those stupid join requests. I do hit the windows key alot cause it's right next to the Z key.
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I was shocked by your stupidity and gaminess and froze for just a moment.
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I was shocked by your stupidity and gaminess and froze for just a moment.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I gotta correct the OP Title, it's PWNED.
This is teh interwebz and he can spell prawned however he likes.
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(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/sHa_lolabove.gif) Hit key by mistake while wife was flashing ta-tas :D
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I hear lots of "gotta re-calibrate my joystick" when I'm in the MA.
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My seeing eye dog pee'd on my leg.
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:confused:
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I've hardly ever played without a smoke or a few beers, i wonder what i would fly like t-total...probably much worse. Inebriation is never an excuse!
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My favorite excuse is that I was too busy insulting my squaddies on vox to properly engage. Oh who am I kidding...I couldn't properly engage anyway. But I was insulting my squaddies. Really.
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There was a guy last night who said he was high from his room-mate's pot smoke. Gimme a break! :P
Yup, that was me.
I was kidding though, the heat register was just distributing the smell around the house, actually smelt like they were blowing it in my face lol. Apparently right where the heat intake is located is right where they love to smoke. Wasn't actually using it as an excuse either, so lets not judge... :aok