Why I got pawned top 10

[uptown]

10. My kid was at controls
  9. dog hit the joystick
  8. X52 in shop, flying with mouse
  7. hit windows key
  6. join message popped up
  5. i'm not running,was afk, cops @ door
  4. drunk
  3. stick lost calibration
  2. i let u kill me cause your kill stats suk..felt sorry for ya
 
and my #1 excuse ........wife ack 

[Lusche]

Thank you for that list. I will print it out and stick it to my screen to have it ready when needed 

[VonMessa]

I would like to add to the list..................


-  Cigarette fell out of ashtray and was burning the carpet

-  Gatorade bottle was full, and I had to go to the bathroom and use the real toilet

-  wireless mouse/keyboard batteries died and  I had to change them

-  Wife was bogart-ing the stash and wouldn't come out of the bedroom to share

-  Wife was flashing her ta-ta's at me and I got distracted

-  The Simpson's were on TV

-  There is an Eagles game on

-  Had to lean out the window with the BB gun and shoot at the PETA protesters again for parking in my spot

-  Had to check on the beer to see if it was cooled off enough to pitch the yeast

And last, but not least.......

-           I spilled the bong.

[Bucky73]

The DRUNK one should be the #1 reason. I can't help but laugh at the moron's who love to broadcast just how drunk they are and how many appletini's they just downed.

What possible reason would you have that makes you want to tell people just how drunk you are? Most want us to think-well he's drunk so that must be the ONLY reason he is getting shot down or are we supposed to think- Wow that's a cRaZY son of a gun there, he can drink alcohol while playing a game! woooow

[Anaxogoras]

There was a guy last night who said he was high from his room-mate's pot smoke.  Gimme a break!

[FireDragon]

-  Wife was flashing her ta-ta's at me and I got distracted
   that the one i use

[Solar10]

-  Wife was flashing her ta-ta's at me and I got distracted
   that the one i use

Me too.  His wife flashes them to me all the time.

[SmokinLoon]

I'm usually afk getting another beer or too focused on the target dead ahead to mind the Spit16 coming in on my six with more E than I.

[ink]

when I get killed its my own fault, I try to <S> the killer every time, but for some reason people dont like to get <S>ed from the guy they just killed, while ganging him.

[VonMessa]

There was a guy last night who said he was high from his room-mate's pot smoke.  Gimme a break!

I don't have a roomate   

[Dinan]

5. i'm not running,was afk, cops @ door

 

[BaldEagl]

I only have 3:

-Bored
-Stupid
-Lazy

They can be alone or in any combination.

[Steve]

What's an appletini?

[Kazaa]

What's an appletini?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9g0CrVhH0

[VonMessa]

Me too.  His wife flashes them to me all the time.

That's just a sheep in wife's clothing.  Were you just tanked, or are the 6 nipples normal for you?