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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on April 07, 2009, 01:11:12 PM
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(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/Swoop99/BTM_20.jpg)
This weeks wednesday babe is dedicated to the ******* mechanic who's done 1 ******* nut up that holds the seat on to my ZX-10R so ******* tight that I need a ratchet set to get the ******* thing off cos a spanner wont fit side on cos it's in a ******* crevice......and I need to to get to the battery to jump start the ******* thing cos I left the ******* lights on for 2 hours by accident cos the ******* EU laws say all motorbikes have to have hard wired lights that you cant turn off and now my ******* battery is dead.
Swoop is not ******* happy.
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You must be flustered because it's Tuesday, buddy.
Tuesday at 6:12pm your time.
Thanks anyway! :aok
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Good stuff right there in that picture. :salute
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you'll have to post a better one tomorrow now :D she looks weird anyhow :rolleyes:
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Good stuff right there in that picture. :salute
And in that thong, I bet :D
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Not bad Swoop, sorry to hear about your ride. And it's Tuesday :P
Time to go untie purple ribbons in my mind.
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you'll have to post a better one tomorrow now :D she looks weird anyhow :rolleyes:
yep
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See?
See how narked I am? It's sodding Tuesday!
Aw *******. I needed a babe, if you're lucky I'll need another one tomorrow.
Anyway, bike is sorted. Hadda borrow a 10mil socket from someone to get the damn seat off but all sorted now.
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Full Moon is not till Thursday SWoop. Glad to see you're on top of it though. :aok
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Jesus, I hope another mechanic screws up... And soon! She is smokin' hot.
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She looks like a much younger and hotter version of Marie Osmond. I guess smokin' hot is seen as "weird" these days. :huh
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what a dumb mechanic, he made you leave your lights on.
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look at that butt!
And you thought only bras lifted and separated.
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:O
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Swoop saw this pic and went off early. Don't worry Swoop it happens :rock
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Your going to have to translate Swoop they wont know what a spanner is here.
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a wrench.
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a wrench.
Whats a wrench? That anything like a spanner?
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Your going to have to translate Swoop they wont know what a spanner is here.
None of "us" have EVER used a spanner before :noid
And a torch couldn't possibly be a flashlight, could it? Or the bonnet be the same as the hood of a car?
But I know when to turn off my headlamp :aok
Glad the bike works, Swoop. So long and thanks for all the fish. :aok
:D
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:aok
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Daaaaaaaaaaaammnnn :O
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Thnks for the pic swoop...you da man!
as for the bike issue, I also ride and I know what a pain it can be getting something loose that my "buddy" has tightened :furious once I even had to call him over to loosen a bolt he had tighted :uhoh.
that being said, its better to have a nut thats a biotch to get off for your seat than to have it loosen and fall off while your cruising at 70+mph (something like 140khm where u are?)
be safe bud
keep the sunny side up and the rubber side down :cool:
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Could you get her to stand up? Very nice bums though.
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...(something like 140khm where u are?)...
Swoop's in the UK - a country whose governments have somehow contrived to take over 30 years to complete the conversion from imperial to metric measurements.
Currently, distance and speed are still measured in miles / mph in the UK, despite no schoolchild being (officially) taught what a mile, yard, foot or inch is in over 30 years.
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yeah and some of us object to that.
I'd still like old money rather than this decimalized rubbish.
Pounds, shillings and pence mate! I want every foreigner who sets foot in this country to have NO IDEA how much they spent. Pint of beer guv? That'll be 2 pound, 4 and 6 and a farthing for the bar maid.
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yeah and some of us object to that.
I'd still like old money rather than this decimalized rubbish.
Pounds, shillings and pence mate! I want every foreigner who sets foot in this country to have NO IDEA how much they spent. Pint of beer guv? That'll be 2 pound, 4 and 6 and a farthing for the bar maid.
Pfft, not unless the bar maid is the above-pictured babe and she delivers it to my front door, and I'm not paying for it unless it's ice cold!
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Pfft, not unless the bar maid is the above-pictured babe and she delivers it to my front door, and I'm not paying for it unless it's ice cold!
Ice cold and cold outside!! :D
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Pfft, not unless the bar maid is the above-pictured babe and she delivers it to my front door, and I'm not paying for it unless it's ice cold!
For that service the price would no longer be £2, 4 and 6. We're talking more like 20 guineas, 19 and 6 for a normal delivery or 200 guineas for the babe above. And a tip in the region of a tanner.
And you've still got no idea how much you just spent.
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zoozoo close your eyes. your too young to see this thread.
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:)
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zoozoo close your eyes. your too young to see this thread
At least his interest in this thread means he's probably not orientated like that "24" character. ;)