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Title: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: wrongwayric on August 18, 2009, 02:18:08 PM
It's all my fault. :cry I have a whole truckload of candy for the airforce and army exchange distribution center at Newport News VA. :x So yep, it's all my fault. :D
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: Denholm on August 18, 2009, 02:21:29 PM
Please don't tell me you work out of an ice-cream truck.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: DJ111 on August 18, 2009, 02:24:29 PM
Because they aren't Marines?...


 :aok
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: wrongwayric on August 18, 2009, 03:26:54 PM
Us jarheads loot....errrrr....inventory and requesition items we need.....like beer and bullets..... candy is for wussies. :rofl
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: uptown on August 18, 2009, 06:42:41 PM
Because they aren't Marines?...


 :aok
:rofl you beat me to it.  :salute
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: oakranger on August 18, 2009, 07:17:10 PM
Us jarheads loot....errrrr....inventory and requesition items we need.....like beer and bullets..... candy is for wussies. :rofl

What!? No playboy and KY gel with it?
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: Selino631 on August 18, 2009, 07:45:12 PM
It's all my fault. :cry I have a whole truckload of candy for the airforce and army exchange distribution center at Newport News VA. :x So yep, it's all my fault. :D
thats kinda funny, on friday me and some friends passed a Air Force/ Army exchange truck on the highway down to Virginia Beach.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: uptown on August 18, 2009, 07:46:50 PM
KY Gel and Playboy is for the navy. Marines use Guns and Ammo magazine and gravel  :rock
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: oakranger on August 19, 2009, 02:10:13 AM
KY Gel and Playboy is for the navy. Marines use Guns and Ammo magazine and gravel  :rock

Navy has the marines as their bitc***.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: john9001 on August 19, 2009, 08:11:14 AM
Because they aren't Marines?...


 :aok

i was going to say that.  :lol

USMC.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: jollyFE on August 19, 2009, 09:03:10 AM
come on guys...................you can't begin to realize how tough it is deploying to hotels without a/c...sometimes we don't even have cable tv.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: xbrit on August 19, 2009, 09:30:19 AM
I was going to say much the same Jolly, one time they even stooped low enough to put us in a Super8 !!
A person can only take so much, how dare they !
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: jollyFE on August 19, 2009, 12:36:26 PM
I have this video of us in afghanistan, and it show the us (the USAF ) folks lounging around and then pans over to the army guys in full battle rattle filling sandbags.  The expression on the army guys face when he saw the camera is priceless.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: xbrit on August 19, 2009, 12:57:52 PM
We used to fly the grunts into Calgary for training they would go off to Medicine Hat and we would head downtown to the Delta Bow Valley hotel, it's rough but somebody had to do it.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: vonKrimm on August 19, 2009, 02:09:07 PM
Considering that they are actively contributing to the defense of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for the U.S. and other countries instead of playing a silly video game, I'd be inclined to cut them a little slack.  that being said, when I was in the service (USAF btw) I'd let my corpulent subordinates know when EER/OER time was 3-4 months away for them and that I did not think they were going to get 5s across the board as their uniform fit just did not measure-up.  Surprising how fast they could find the gym after those sorts of hints.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: 1pLUs44 on August 19, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
What!? No playboy and KY gel with it?

Take away the playboy and you got the Navy.  :lol
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: Selino631 on August 19, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
It's all my fault. :cry I have a whole truckload of candy for the airforce and army exchange distribution center at Newport News VA. :x So yep, it's all my fault. :D
hey did you have to go past Kings Dominon on your way to Newport News heading SE? We might have passed u on the way down, i remember looking out the windows and i saw Army/ Airforce Exchange services written on the side of a white 18-wheeler. lol on Friday
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: Grayeagle on August 19, 2009, 07:12:30 PM
Well.. it's a fact walkin the flightline kept me in shape.
With my T.O., my field jacket, my tool box, and whatever box I needed to R&R, along with any test gear I needed.
Usually I dragged a new guy just outta tech school along to help carry and mebbe teach a bit.
Usually.
Enough to stand on my head in an F4 cockpit and fish out the screw my Airman no-sense dropped under that Martin Baker Ejection seat.

I started puttin on weight when I got stuck on a desk for majority of my days.. dint happen till I was in my 30's tho, and was a major factor in deciding not to stay in any longer .. I dint join USAF to answer phones, yanno?

-GE aka Frank, ex-USAF/ECM troop
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: druski85 on August 19, 2009, 07:24:52 PM
(http://2.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19o6psh2eTZri8HnJo1_r1_500.jpg)

Reckon that has something to do with it.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: 1Duke1 on August 20, 2009, 12:35:44 AM
Dude....as much as I hate to admit it....Air Farce always had (still do as far as I know) the hottest chicks (they didn't want any fuglies driving the beercart during their afternoon golf meeti...er...AOM's) :O

Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: sandwich on August 20, 2009, 06:35:00 AM
(http://2.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19o6psh2eTZri8HnJo1_r1_500.jpg)

Reckon that has something to do with it.
It hurts my arteries.

Remove this demon at once!
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: Bosco123 on August 20, 2009, 07:48:50 AM
Because they aren't Marines?...


 :aok
Exactly.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: fudgums on August 20, 2009, 07:52:20 AM
(http://2.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19o6psh2eTZri8HnJo1_r1_500.jpg)

Reckon that has something to do with it.

yumm
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: gyrene81 on August 20, 2009, 09:54:14 AM
Us jarheads loot....errrrr....inventory and requesition items we need.....like beer and bullets..... candy is for wussies. :rofl
ROFLMAO...ain't that the truth. I used to give the candy from my c-rats to the Army and Air Force turds for beer and cigarettes.
Title: Re: Why are our Airforce and Army service people fat?
Post by: Grayeagle on August 23, 2009, 08:35:50 PM
ROFLMAO...ain't that the truth. I used to give the candy from my c-rats to the Army and Air Force turds for beer and cigarettes.

Turds?

Ok pushup specialist, clean yer gun, police a few butts and get back to me when you need Napalm or Willie Pete, see ya.

=rolls eyes=

-GE