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Title: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: SirFrancis on October 15, 2009, 07:38:08 AM: Becker: ‘Cupboard sex’ was on stairs

ROMEO tennis ace Boris Becker's "broom cupboard" restaurant romp actually happened on some stairs, he has revealed.
The former Wimbledon champion had sex with model Angela Ermakova on steps at London's Nobu diner.
He added: "I don't know if a bathroom is a better place but it actually happened on the stairs between the bathrooms so there was no broom cupboard."
He had previously said of the liaison: "It wasn't even an affair. It was an act that lasted five seconds." [...]

5 sec! :rofl I guess thats called "Serve and Volley"

full article: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2683452/Boris-Becker-Cupboard-sex-at-Nobu-with-Angela-Ermakova-was-on-the-stairs.html

SF
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: allaire on October 15, 2009, 07:57:55 AM: :( Ouch the puns; they hurt! Someone please make them stop. :bolt:
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Post by: Strip on October 15, 2009, 08:20:18 AM: There is a reason we are called minute men!!!

We have standards to uphold here.......
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Post by: RTHolmes on October 15, 2009, 10:32:14 AM: "Herr style" :lol
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Post by: Shuffler on October 15, 2009, 10:57:25 AM: It must not be his racket. :lol
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Post by: Nefarious on October 15, 2009, 11:09:32 AM: One Pump Chump?
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Post by: druski85 on October 15, 2009, 11:26:06 AM: She played him up close, and it looks like he lobbed her a passing shot. :t :bolt:
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Post by: Masherbrum on October 15, 2009, 12:44:40 PM: Imagine the "facial" expression he gave her....
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Post by: 68ZooM on October 15, 2009, 01:14:39 PM: I'm sure he said."this has never happened before"... 5 seconds... BAHAhahahahaha
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Post by: Maverick on October 15, 2009, 03:58:47 PM: I suppose the score was 1 love....... in a rather short game.
:neener:
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Post by: allaire on October 15, 2009, 04:18:48 PM: Some of those were very punny. To bad he faulted at the start of the match.
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Post by: Shuffler on October 15, 2009, 04:22:36 PM: He had no idea what to do..... they have no bases in tennis.
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Post by: Reschke on October 15, 2009, 04:22:49 PM: It happens and for those of you that say it has never happened to...well stop telling yourself lies and you will go much farther in life. I will never forget my short run experience...thank goodness for all the warmup on the driving range and the great drive off the first tee; the terrific second shot to get on the green before going for the birdie...too bad the putt was really short of the hole that night...
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Post by: allaire on October 15, 2009, 04:34:09 PM: Oh my god man. :rofl
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Post by: morfiend on October 15, 2009, 04:41:56 PM: Quote from: Nefarious on October 15, 2009, 11:09:32 AM
One Pump Chump?

Or a 2 stroke diesel....
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: allaire on October 15, 2009, 04:46:10 PM: Nah diesels take to long to warm up. More like 2 stroke weed eater.
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: Shuffler on October 15, 2009, 04:48:36 PM: Quote from: morfiend on October 15, 2009, 04:41:56 PM
Or a 2 stroke diesel....

More like a poke n choke
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: FireDrgn on October 15, 2009, 06:12:21 PM: Who in their right mind admits to 5 seconds ?... Is that even possible?

A 2 min man is has what 24 times the stamina :ROFL :ROFL :ROFL
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: Becinhu on October 15, 2009, 06:51:07 PM: one, two, I'm Done.
:bolt:
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: Fencer51 on October 15, 2009, 06:56:01 PM: Maybe he spent too much time bouncing his balls before he served?

Well with 5 seconds, one can only hope for her sake it was a "foot" fault.
Title: Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
Post by: Serenity on October 16, 2009, 05:11:11 AM: ROFL the responses are some of the funniest crap I have ever read!