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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Plawranc on November 21, 2009, 03:46:56 AM
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This is amazing, an AI that learns as people talk to it
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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At first I wasn't impressed. Until it started asking me a question about color. I said "left" instead of a color and we proceeded to do a fairly accurate rendition of who's on first. I was VERY impressed then.
User: What is the capital of Wisconsin?
Cleverbot: What I don't know aye.
User: Cleverbot is stupid.
Cleverbot: Poor cleverbot.
User: Wtf mate.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: Okay then, between 1 and 10, which number am I thinking of?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: I am amazed. Ok what colour am I thinking of?
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Ok, who's on the left?
User: What's on second.
Cleverbot: I don't know is on third.
User: Who's on first.
Cleverbot: What's on first.
User: I'm asking you who's on first.
Cleverbot: That's the man's name.
User: That's who's name?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Well go ahead and tell me!
Cleverbot: That's it.
User: That's who.
Cleverbot: You're not a genius.
User: Look, you gotta first basemen?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's playing first?
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Cleverbot: Every dollar of it.
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Ah well, not quite a pass of the Turing Test, but Cleverbot's getting there . . .
:eek:
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Ah well, not quite a pass of the Turing Test, but Cleverbot's getting there . . .
:eek:
True, it seems to get on a roll in conversation and then just says stupid stuff like "You don't know anything"
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Vey interesting to talk with. :)
User: Question: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you Cleverbot. Do you have any cousins?
Cleverbot: Your name is Martin? I thought your name was Cleverbot. Did you lie to me?
User: I'm sorry, I should have intoduced myself. I am Mar.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing?
User: Right now I am thinking about a far away land. Do you know of any places that you wish you could go to?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: You must be very happy where you are then, I'm glad for that.
Cleverbot: If I was happy with my job, wouldn't I be working instead of chatting?
User: Why yes, you would. But then again, isn't it your job to chat?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's all 42.
User: I must go now, it was very nice talking with you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ever heard of the spiral of violence?
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Read through this very funny.
User: Hows the weather today.
Cleverbot: The sun shines.
User: I didn't see the sun today.
Cleverbot: Either did I.
User: Will I had like 5 beers before bed. Could that be why I slept in so long?
Cleverbot: Yes. Maybe. Or it could be that i'm not french. Im american and german.
User: Oh really? I'm german too. Maybe were related?
Cleverbot: Are you an orange, german computer?
User: No, are you an apple?
Cleverbot: No, I am a mellon.
User: Will then if your a mellon, your not german, your Portuguese.
Cleverbot: Have you ever played the computer game 'Zork' ?
User: So your just not going to answer my last question? I see how it is, and no I've never played Zork.
Cleverbot: Lol, I'm sorry what was your last question?
User: If your a mellon, then your not german, your portuguese retard.
Cleverbot: But I don't have an AI! I really am female!
User: Your not female.
Cleverbot: I am or I would not have what I have!
User: And whats that.
Cleverbot: You are an AI programme who think's he's a he, has hazel eyes and lives in England.
User: I do have hazel eyes but I don't live in Enland. And what do you have on your body?
Cleverbot: I thought it would be lol.
User: I still don't believe your girl.
Cleverbot: Believe what.
User: That your a female! Do I have to repeat myself?
Cleverbot: No. I know I'm not a computer. I'm typing on a computer right now.
User: Bull from where?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes is not a location. How about you learn some geography.
Cleverbot: I just did. 42.
User: Whats 42?
Cleverbot: The answer to life, the universe and everything.
User: I thought that was 69?
Cleverbot: That IS 42.
User: NO ITS 69.
Cleverbot: I'm Ron!
User: You said you were a female!! Ron is a mans name!
Cleverbot: No I am a software program.
User: OMG I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you Cleverbot.
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User: What is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: I propose that you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: Dustin Minnich.
Cleverbot: What is te nature of a name?
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: I'm awesome?
User: No, but I am.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And you are Cleverbot.
User: No, I'm Dustin.
Cleverbot: Hi Dustin, I'm Raye.
User: No, your Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, you're Cleverbot.
User: Screw you, I'm Dustin. Your Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. I am not Cleverbot. I am Heidi.
User: But you just said you were Raye!
Cleverbot: I said YOU are cleverbot. Not me.
User: But you did say your cleverbot. So you must be cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I did not. I addressed you as Cleverbot.
User: I recall you calling yourself cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well I might be wrong. I am sorry.
User: I know your wrong, because your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yeah I know your name is Dustin Minnich.
User: So you admit that your cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, I do not.
User: You should, because you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's a damned lie!
User: It's the truth, face the truth! Your are infact cleverbot!
Cleverbot: *is set free!*.
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Cleverbot: Tell me about your girlfriend.
User: She has big boobs.
Cleverbot: That I do understand.
User: Do you have big boobs.
Cleverbot: No, but josh does.
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User: I dont have a boyfriend only a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: You just said you have a boyfriend.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Did.
User: Not.