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Title: It's going to far...
Post by: Lusche on April 20, 2010, 06:53:04 AM
... and I'm starting to get worried now.

I dreamed about AH last night.
I know, that happens to many players after a few hours/days of playing too much .

But I wasn't dreaming about swirling dogfights or titanic tank battles.

I dreamed about stumbling across a list of additional perk bonus modifiers! All had been implemented long time ago, they were just not mentioned in the help pages. And I found out everybody knew about them but me! And it was a major embarrassment to me...  :o

I'd say I'm going insane... if I weren't already  :x


Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: AApache on April 20, 2010, 07:00:07 AM
Don't feel bad Lusche . I woke up one morning to my wife looking at me going WTF is a dweeb ??? And what HO were you dreaming about ??  Dangit I had to explain to her what HO  meant and she still didn't believe me. I heard about that crap for 2 weeks !!!  :noid   So who the heck are you banging in your sleep ? Woman!! a HO is a flight manuver ..... "YEH  RIGHT... you PIG"  !!   Finally I let her play the game and she finally appologized LOL !!! :bolt:           So don't feel bad at all bro !!  HEHEHE
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: uptown on April 20, 2010, 07:06:33 AM
WOW! :O I dreamt I had a list of additional perk bonus modifiers, I was hiding from Snailman.  :uhoh
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Gr8pape on April 20, 2010, 07:08:51 AM
Don't feel bad Lusche . I woke up one morning to my wife looking at me going WTF is a dweeb ??? And what HO were you dreaming about ??  Dangit I had to explain to her what HO  meant and she still didn't believe me. I heard about that crap for 2 weeks !!!  :noid   So who are you banging in your sleep ? Woman a HO is a flight manuver ..... "YEH  RIGHT... you PIG"  lol !!   Finally I let her play the game and she finally appologized LOL !!! :bolt:

That is freaking hilarious!!!
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Dragon on April 20, 2010, 07:16:49 AM
Must be something in the air, I had a dream about sinking a cruiser in my P-47.  I did take one down before going to bed, but in my dream I was able to turn after sinking the boat and kill the F6F that was chasing me instead of it ripping my tail off.

 :airplane:  


Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: JunkyII on April 20, 2010, 07:19:57 AM
I had a dream I was that little guy sprinting around with a 240B from MW2..............I woke up drenched in sweat
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: waystin2 on April 20, 2010, 07:20:35 AM
WOW! :O I dreamt I had a list of additional perk bonus modifiers, I was hiding from Snailman.  :uhoh

Not a dream Uptown.  I saw you bury them outside a Bish Vbase last night in LW Blue. :lol


Too funny Lusche!  Or is it... :uhoh
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: uptown on April 20, 2010, 07:24:46 AM
I was digging a latrine in hopes of improving the air quailty in Bishville  :D
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: TOMCAT21 on April 20, 2010, 07:44:19 AM
No worries lusche, it happens. :headscratch:......it could be worse, you could have been dreaming about World of Warcraft.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Soulyss on April 20, 2010, 10:15:20 AM
Don't feel bad Lusche . I woke up one morning to my wife looking at me going WTF is a dweeb ??? And what HO were you dreaming about ??  Dangit I had to explain to her what HO  meant and she still didn't believe me. I heard about that crap for 2 weeks !!!  :noid   So who the heck are you banging in your sleep ? Woman!! a HO is a flight manuver ..... "YEH  RIGHT... you PIG"  !!   Finally I let her play the game and she finally appologized LOL !!! :bolt:           So don't feel bad at all bro !!  HEHEHE

 :lol
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: 321BAR on April 20, 2010, 12:33:08 PM
Don't feel bad Lusche . I woke up one morning to my wife looking at me going WTF is a dweeb ??? And what HO were you dreaming about ??  Dangit I had to explain to her what HO  meant and she still didn't believe me. I heard about that crap for 2 weeks !!!  :noid   So who the heck are you banging in your sleep ? Woman!! a HO is a flight manuver ..... "YEH  RIGHT... you PIG"  !!   Finally I let her play the game and she finally appologized LOL !!! :bolt:           So don't feel bad at all bro !!  HEHEHE
:rofl this just made my day :aok
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 20, 2010, 12:40:06 PM
... and I'm starting to get worried now.

I dreamed about AH last night.
I know, that happens to many players after a few hours/days of playing too much .

But I wasn't dreaming about swirling dogfights or titanic tank battles.

I dreamed about stumbling across a list of additional perk bonus modifiers! All had been implemented long time ago, they were just not mentioned in the help pages. And I found out everybody knew about them but me! And it was a major embarrassment to me...  :o

I'd say I'm going insane... if I weren't already  :x




Now you know why I asked. (see poikies thread)
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: gyrene81 on April 20, 2010, 12:43:55 PM
You wouldn't happen to be taking Chantix would you Lusche? Sounds like some of the dreams I've been having since I started taking that stuff...it can be very funny stuff.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: IrishOne on April 20, 2010, 12:46:00 PM
You wouldn't happen to be taking Chantix would you Lusche? Sounds like some of the dreams I've been having since I started taking that stuff...it can be very funny stuff.
i heard that stuff makes ppl flip out
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 20, 2010, 12:49:31 PM
I was digging a latrine in hopes of improving the air quailty in Bishville  :D

??? Everybody knows, 20 mil is the best way to improve the air quality in Bishville.

Actually, Bishville is a really nice place. It's only real drawback is that it's a Bish-infested land.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: gyrene81 on April 20, 2010, 12:55:56 PM
i heard that stuff makes ppl flip out
Only when you're battling a giant shape shifting purple squid that talks to you as it tries to kill you...and all you have is an M-16 and a knife.


You just have to be careful with what you do prior to going to sleep...watching unusual movies or channels like Nat Geo and flying AH just before you go to bed...can have some unusual results.

Don't watch 2012, the Pacific and play AH within the same month much less the same day while taking Chantix...it was a very interesting night.  :O
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: 321BAR on April 20, 2010, 12:57:21 PM
??? Everybody knows, 20 mil is the best way to improve the air quality in Bishville.

Actually, Bishville is a really nice place. It's only real drawback is that it's a Bish-infested land.
the bish infestation is only overexaggerated... only 1/3 of bishland is to the point of no return... the other 2/3s have avoided contamination and are in the process of a major toxic clean up movement burning evil bish homes to make a brighter day :aok
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Chilli on April 20, 2010, 01:43:08 PM
Don't feel bad Lusche . I woke up one morning to my wife looking at me going WTF is a dweeb ??? And what HO were you dreaming about ??  Dangit I had to explain to her what HO  meant and she still didn't believe me. I heard about that crap for 2 weeks !!!  :noid   So who the heck are you banging in your sleep ? Woman!! a HO is a flight manuver ..... "YEH  RIGHT... you PIG"  !!   Finally I let her play the game and she finally appologized LOL !!! :bolt:           So don't feel bad at all bro !!  HEHEHE

That is so funny!  But got me to thinking, "My wife must be feeling pretty confident in our relationship."  :headscratch: All she hears (wearing headset while playing AH), "Demit!  Another HO!! ....... That's two HO's in a row!!!"  :eek:
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: T24 on April 20, 2010, 02:04:39 PM
I had a dream I spawned at a v base in a jeep, heard incoming GVs and killed DR7's M4 with my .50 cal. I shot over a hill, around a barn and through half a forest of trees. One burst he was dead. Then I threw a box of supplies over a bomber hangar and killed gravy1 when it landed on his sherman. Take that bastages! LOL. 
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Dadsguns on April 20, 2010, 03:21:55 PM
Take it from a doctor, not me a real doctor,

Lusche, You need a two week break for sure.....   :D

Also, We know that any rook or knit that visits bishland will say that it smells funny, we also know not to make fun of young and old people that have this problem some would call the dreaded "phantom turdnessiosis" or just commonly known as "PT", and that its only caused by the simple explanation of an updraft that has wafted the smell from the load in their pants............   :lol  

 :bolt:

Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Lusche on April 20, 2010, 04:17:07 PM
Lusche, You need a two week break for sure.....   :D

I think it runs deeper...

I would have no worries about another Walter Mitty dream... being the noble hero of cartoon air combat or so.

But dreaming of f*** numbers? About hidden data?

I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight... I might get haunted by giant zombie pie charts...  :noid
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: phatzo on April 20, 2010, 04:24:06 PM
No worries lusche, it happens. :headscratch:......it could be worse, you could have been dreaming about World of Warcraft.
Now that would be sad  :rofl
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Baumer on April 20, 2010, 04:24:35 PM
Well according to this chart the problem should diminish over time.  :rofl

(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/1291484260519593151.png)
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Ardy123 on April 20, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
I think it runs deeper...

I would have no worries about another Walter Mitty dream... being the noble hero of cartoon air combat or so.

But dreaming of f*** numbers? About hidden data?

I'm almost afraid to go to sleep tonight... I might get haunted by giant zombie pie charts...  :noid

Lusche, have you ever considered a career as a statistician?
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: phatzo on April 20, 2010, 04:26:39 PM
(http://zombieresearch.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/zzz-zombie-sport.jpg)
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Lusche on April 20, 2010, 04:39:30 PM
Lusche, have you ever considered a career as a statistician?


I always thought one must be able to do math for that ;)
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Latrobe on April 20, 2010, 04:42:39 PM
... and I'm starting to get worried now.

I dreamed about AH last night.
I know, that happens to many players after a few hours/days of playing too much .

But I wasn't dreaming about swirling dogfights or titanic tank battles.

I dreamed about stumbling across a list of additional perk bonus modifiers! All had been implemented long time ago, they were just not mentioned in the help pages. And I found out everybody knew about them but me! And it was a major embarrassment to me...  :o

I'd say I'm going insane... if I weren't already  :x




I had a dream last night too! I was surfing the AHII Boards, and some guy posted a thread saying he just found out about additional perk bonus modifiers, when they've always been in the game. We all told him what a noob he was!  ;) :D
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Lusche on April 20, 2010, 04:47:43 PM
I had a dream last night too! I was surfing the AHII Boards, and some guy posted a thread saying he just found out about additional perk bonus modifiers, when they've always been in the game. We all told him what a noob he was!  ;) :D
:lol :neener:
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Gr8pape on April 21, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
The problem with Rookland is, that its full of Rooks, I gues the same could be said for the Nits too :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener:
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 21, 2010, 08:22:35 AM
The problem with Rookland is, that its full of Rooks, I gues the same could be said for the Nits too :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener:

No offense, but I've always had a question for you... Is your intended handle "Great Pape"?

My suspicion is that you might've intended "Gr8 Ape" or "GrapeApe" but not Great Pape... unless you really like Ratzinger, or style yourself El Papa or something.

It's a real question - no slight intended. For all I know, you meant it this way.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Yenny on April 21, 2010, 08:33:32 AM
Since I can't play AH2 in Iraq atm, I've been watching my old AH2 films imagining myself playing  :( it's sad.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: LLogann on April 21, 2010, 09:04:19 AM
Ach du meine Güte!



Count to ten, close your eyes, and hope it goes away!
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Gr8pape on April 21, 2010, 11:42:29 AM
No offense, but I've always had a question for you... Is your intended handle "Great Pape"?

My suspicion is that you might've intended "Gr8 Ape" or "GrapeApe" but not Great Pape... unless you really like Ratzinger, or style yourself El Papa or something.

It's a real question - no slight intended. For all I know, you meant it this way.

Grape Ape as in the cartoon, when I signed up the real way to spell it had been taken already, and this is the only way it would work. Alhough I have NEVER seen GrapeApe flying in here I wish that I could have it and not loose all my perks. Not that they would matter I could just build them back up anyways. And no worries on the question about my handle, I get asked all the time, just call me Grape if ya want.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: TnDep on April 21, 2010, 12:06:29 PM
Well I haven't had that problem as far as I know, I get "that's all you do is play that game" "you want sex after playing that game all night"  "have you touched the house today"...................ect....... .............ect..........

I do play way to much  :D     99 hours and 25 minutes this tour  :D
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: shreck on April 21, 2010, 12:15:17 PM
Dreaming of AH is sad indeed! Now for me dreams of large hairy women works well  :aok
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: LLogann on April 21, 2010, 12:41:02 PM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
Now for me dreams of large hairy women works well  :aok

(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: 321BAR on April 21, 2010, 04:14:18 PM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)
AHH ME EYES!!!! :cry :uhoh :bolt:
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: IrishOne on April 22, 2010, 03:33:33 PM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)

excuse me while i go poke out my minds eye....
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 22, 2010, 05:10:56 PM
Excuse me while I go and remove the "I actually like skanks" bumpersticker from my car.

I think she just saw my bumpersticker and raised me a "2Sknky4U" Vanity Plate!

Disclaimer: okay, maybe I don't actually have that bumpersticker - but I have a friend in FL who does.

Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: RamPytho on April 22, 2010, 06:27:27 PM
where's the puking smiley? Somethings just can  not be unseen no matter how much you drink and that's one of them.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: curry1 on April 22, 2010, 06:36:02 PM
No toejam! last night I had a dream that I was talking to Skuzzy about something and I finally made it to the convention lol  :lol.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: shreck on April 22, 2010, 07:10:39 PM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)

   :(  WTF?, she's small and hairy   :bolt:
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: LLogann on April 22, 2010, 08:35:30 PM
50% is better than nothing?   :lol

   :(  WTF?, she's small and hairy   :bolt:
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: USCH on April 22, 2010, 09:54:09 PM
mine is always the same.... i need to clear my m8's six but if i pull up to do so i will give the guy behind me (at say 10ft) a clear shot to kill me point blank... i pull up, but wake up befor i see what happens
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: bravoa8 on April 22, 2010, 10:07:30 PM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)
What is that?? :huh
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: phatzo on April 23, 2010, 12:03:44 AM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)
My boss just saw that and said "Can you imagine her in a movie with Ron Jeremy."
Someone poke out my minds eye.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: gyrene81 on April 23, 2010, 09:59:37 AM
That was just wrong LLogann  :O

(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/3/4/2/my-eyes-8421-1267689440-44.jpg)
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: 68ZooM on April 23, 2010, 11:15:52 AM
Not too large, but certainly hairy enough I hope.........
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2134/hairy1.jpg)

theres no words for that,brb gotta puke
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: truss51 on April 23, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
Llogann,LLogann,LLOGANN. 'deep sigh'   Son we've got talk. Now I've got to go drink something to wipe my memory of this horrific sight.

You promised you'd stop. LOL  My eyes are still hurting. Jeez
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: E25280 on April 23, 2010, 05:42:43 PM
Which one of you took the nail gun to her face?
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: IrishOne on April 23, 2010, 05:46:52 PM
Which one of you took the nail gun to her face?
:lol
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 24, 2010, 12:19:19 AM
My boss just saw that and said "Can you imagine her in a movie with Ron Jeremy."
Someone poke out my minds eye.

The hedgehog? He'd put the wriggling kielbasa right into clam-zero grotto. He wasn't known for discriminating taste when it came to bearded clam pie.

But you date yourself. Ron goes back to a time when you actually had to walk into a shop that inevitably smelled funny and come right out with self-identification as a banana. Nowadays, you don't have to pay or leave the house.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: TnDep on April 24, 2010, 12:50:05 AM
Which one of you took the nail gun to her face?

Obama
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: Gr8pape on April 24, 2010, 09:08:10 AM
Are you sure it is a girl? Looks like a skinny boy with a bra on to me. Either way I would chew my arm off if I woke up with it so I wouldn't have to wake her up. I never went to bed with an ugly girl but, I did wake up with a few, but never that bad.
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: IrishOne on April 24, 2010, 04:23:13 PM
I never went to bed with an ugly girl but, I did wake up with a few, but never that bad.
 
i've never woke up next to a girl that looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock....
Title: Re: It's going to far...
Post by: greens on April 24, 2010, 05:00:58 PM
Don't feel bad Lusche . I woke up one morning to my wife looking at me going WTF is a dweeb ??? And what HO were you dreaming about ??  Dangit I had to explain to her what HO  meant and she still didn't believe me. I heard about that crap for 2 weeks !!!  :noid   So who the heck are you banging in your sleep ? Woman!! a HO is a flight manuver ..... "YEH  RIGHT... you PIG"  !!   Finally I let her play the game and she finally appologized LOL !!! :bolt:           So don't feel bad at all bro !!  HEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! had similar issues HAHAHA made my day apache <S>