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Title: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: gpwurzel on May 02, 2010, 10:23:13 PM: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Wurzel :D
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: 321BAR on May 02, 2010, 11:03:30 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: SPKmes on May 02, 2010, 11:06:15 PM: :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: ozrocker on May 03, 2010, 05:16:49 AM: :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl
<S> Oz
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: uptown on May 03, 2010, 06:14:17 AM: Well, looks like I have more guts then balls :rofl
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: RichardDarkwood on May 03, 2010, 06:33:14 AM: Quote from: gpwurzel on May 02, 2010, 10:23:13 PM
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Fatty.'

That's to funny.

Todd
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: gyrene81 on May 03, 2010, 10:38:47 AM: :rofl Now that's funny right there...I don't have guts or balls. :confused:
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: Soulyss on May 03, 2010, 12:34:57 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: Leek on May 03, 2010, 01:00:13 PM: That's like the difference between "Kinky" and "Freaky"...
Kinky is using a feather.
Freaky is using the whole damn chicken.

I luvs me some chicken...
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: USRanger on May 03, 2010, 03:25:43 PM: I'll have to try that tonight. I'll post the results on YouTube. :D
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: gyrene81 on May 03, 2010, 03:28:51 PM: Quote from: USRanger on May 03, 2010, 03:25:43 PM
I'll have to try that tonight. I'll post the results on YouTube. :D
If you're going to use the whole chicken...I don't want to see...please don't make me watch... :bolt:
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: bagrat on May 03, 2010, 03:41:59 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl

ur next fatty
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: Leek on May 03, 2010, 08:17:59 PM: Quote from: gyrene81 on May 03, 2010, 03:28:51 PM
If you're going to use the whole chicken...I don't want to see...please don't make me watch... :bolt:

Thats like the small child that yells over and over "please dont tickle me..."
I'm thinking you have some voyeuristic tendencies... so if you like I could film it for you... :O
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: Dadsguns on May 03, 2010, 08:27:51 PM: Thanks man!! I just read the definitions to my wife with the Mother in Law sitting next too her, the look on their faces...... priceless !!!!! :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: allaire on May 03, 2010, 09:34:31 PM: Which one the wife or the mother-in-law?
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: Curlew on May 04, 2010, 01:03:33 AM: Lol did not need to know that about you leek

mob rules!
Title: Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
Post by: BrownBaron on May 04, 2010, 01:07:25 AM: Quote from: Leek on May 03, 2010, 08:17:59 PM
Thats like the small child that yells over and over "please dont tickle me..."
I'm thinking you have some voyeuristic tendencies... so if you like I could film it for you... :O

I think i speak for all of us when i say "oh dear god, no" :confused: