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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Zoney on June 19, 2010, 10:41:44 AM
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and replaced her with a replica.
I know this because last night while prepping for the FSO with my mates I heard her talking on the phone to a girlfriend......
Friend " what's your husband doing tonight"
Wife " he's flying"
Friend "really? I didn't know he was a pilot, does he have his own plane"
Wife (giggles) "no, its not like that, he only flies so he can kill people"
Friend " (silence) "
So, it's gone from "That stupid video game" to "That stupid *!%*!%*!%^ computer game" to "That stupid G*^&&^$D flight sim" to "he's flying"
Hehehe, anyone else experience this phenomenom or is my wife now a replicant and might eat my brain?
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LOL... one of my squaddies wives woke him up last night so he wouldn't miss FSO! :huh
Methinks something strange is afoot...
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my wife pays my AH account.
'nuff said. :noid
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LOL my woke me up last night also so I wouldn't miss the FSO (who are these people :noid )
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Every Friday, my wife asks "Do you have sorties tonight, or is it the off night?" :lol
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After dinner each evening my ex wanted to watch sitcoms on TV. Of course, that meant I had to watch sitcoms on TV with her. By about 9:00 PM she'd see me start fidgiting and she'd say... "Oh, go play". Did I mention ex? Aliens took her. :noid
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Ever since Mrs Max discovered Facebook, she leaves me be. :banana:
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Ever since Mrs Max discovered Facebook, she leaves me be. :banana:
ditto
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Mine demands that I should pick up her phone call even if I'm in a dogfight=/
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Mine demands that I should pick up her phone call even if I'm in a dogfight=/
Tell her to buy you a hands free, FAA regs and all
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After 4 years on the game and with being with this woman for 8 years, I told my g/f to go find an Alien to take her away. Thank GOD, single again! :banana: :rofl :banana:
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How much do they charge? Can I get a discount for 3 ex-wifes? I just hope they don't charge by the pound ;)
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I just hope they don't charge by the pound ;)
:O :lol
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Dont get too exited !! Fathers day is Sunday .After that things will get back to normal
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Perfect Fathers dat present, wife abucted by aliens
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My wife supports me in the style to which I am accustomed.
She only asks that I do a few simple chores around the house.
And when she comes home from work till she goes to bed I'm hers.
So everyday I scoop the cats, carry out the garbage, empty the diswasher.
Play from 7 am till 5pm. Eat supper and dance attendance till she heads for bed sometime after 8 and before 9. At which point I am free again to do whatever.
Of course I do all I can to keep her happy, tell her how proud I am of her, how much I love her, etc.
Hey its worth it!
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gaming computer 1000.00
wifes computer 500.00
cable 99.00 month
dlink router 50.00
wife off my back while shes on her computer . Priceless
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Question:
If this alien replicant is here to eat my brains, and my wife's information was used to simulate the human programming chip, and my wife said many times that I only think with my D**K.....................well....................ummmmmm.................
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Been married/playing long enough usually wife will ask,"How come you're not playing your game".
<S> Oz
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How much do they charge? Can I get a discount for 3 ex-wifes? I just hope they don't charge by the pound ;)
3 ex wives??
One would think if you didnt learn your lesson the first time around you surely woulda have after #2.
My wife stopped rolling her eyes back in Air Warrior. Took her a long time to recognize and understand that I couldnt just pause the game though.
Simple rules around here that do get followed most of the time these days.
If you see me sitting there with my headset halfway on with one ear open on and staring mostly at the TV. I am approachable
If you see me sitting there with the headset over both ears and see me moving the joystick. Anything you say to me will get you a response of either "Not now" or something laced with profanity. So dont even bother unless someone has died or the house is on fire. And in the case of the former. Inasmuch as there isnt anything I can do about it anyway. That can probably wait till I'm done.
Took the wife and kids a long long time to "get it" Usually it was their timing that irked me the most.
I could spend 10 minutes flying to an area without anyone uttering a word. But as soon as I got into a knife fight. "Oh dad" -son
"Daadddddyyyy" -Daugher, Or "Just so you, know a month from next Tues I'm going out to dinner with my sisters"- Wife LOL
Hardly happens at all anymore though
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Oh, they have to be "My" ex-wives? I Only have one then.
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On more than one occasion I've had a random woman wake me up to tell me my blackberry says "Kill Time."
No..... I'm not married.
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Oh, they have to be "My" ex-wives? I Only have one then.
That's mah boy. :aok
I'm still in the era of "All you do is play that stupid game!" even though I only play from 9-11 most nights. Turns out waiting until the kids are in bed isn't enough because that's when she wants attention. :(
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aliens don't abduct your wife. they just take her home.
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my wife pays my AH account.
'nuff said. :noid
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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<<<<< has a girlfriend who thinks its cool, wants to learn but says "I suck at flying. How can you do that?" whenever she uses my account. Now we gota see if she's a tanker like me; like calls to like they say.
I have several friends with wives, or girlfriends who play, share an account, or at least think its cool. Go figure.
<S>,
49Nem
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heheh gotta watch them computers you buy em though, my ex ran off with a guy she met on the internet LOL (poor bastich) :devil
Now I get no wife ack, just Kitty ack from my 2 cats she left me LOL
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lol, I knew a guy who's cat always climbed in his lap when he sat down to play. It was a regular thing, and since his cat died, he feels like he's forgeting something when he plays.
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Ever since Mrs Max discovered Facebook, she leaves me be. :banana:
Nothin good comes from this face book thing max, even worse are the twitties and my spacers.
just my experience bro. :salute
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Her Lioness used to moan 'n' groan about being a Warbirds Widow - so I divorced her and switched to Aces High. The dust's settled now and we're still great friends. She's recently started spending hours tending a Fairy Garden on Fussbook. I asked her why. 'Revenge', she smiled sweetly.
Fair enough !
:cool:
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Mine taunts me by walking by naked but that doesn't happen much anymore with youngins.
Now she just drops by and asks me questions...just enough to distract me at a critical time which always end up badly for me. I swear she's narcissistic when I fly.
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I was so proud yesterday, was at a gift shop flipping through posters and came across a B-17. I asked her if she recognized what plane that was "Sure, that's a B-17, except it doesn't have an the 'A' like your squad uses." :O
That was huge for me.
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ROTFL!!!! Omg, thats good. Who would have thought that women pick up so much with their apperant indiference or active dislike.
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Mine taunts me by walking by naked but that doesn't happen much anymore with youngins.
Now she just drops by and asks me questions...just enough to distract me at a critical time which always end up badly for me. I swear she's narcissistic when I fly.
I'll buy you a webcam ;)
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When we do married VS not married?
:salute
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While talking with the squaddies the other night one of the guys had to go when the wife started "acking" him. I sympathized ......My wife thinks I love my corsair more than I love her........She's right......
:joystick:
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I was pretty sure I'd made the right choice in wives when I went to buy my HOTAS and was thinking of getting pedals, and Mrs. Wiley bought me the pedals.
Mine doesn't mind me sitting in the corner talking to the voices in my head, as she puts it. She often laughs at how some of the one-sided conversations sound. Things like 'In on his six' just don't sound right out of context. <g>
Mrs. Wiley unfortunately does have the capability to know, and ask questions that could be answered at any time just as I'm pulling lead on the guy I've been trying to keep from killing me for the last 3 minutes.
Ah well, gotta take the good with the bad I guess. :)
Wiley.
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I was pretty sure I'd made the right choice in wives when I went to buy my HOTAS and was thinking of getting pedals, and Mrs. Wiley bought me the pedals.
Mine doesn't mind me sitting in the corner talking to the voices in my head, as she puts it. She often laughs at how some of the one-sided conversations sound. Things like 'In on his six' just don't sound right out of context. <g>
Mrs. Wiley unfortunately does have the capability to know, and ask questions that could be answered at any time just as I'm pulling lead on the guy I've been trying to keep from killing me for the last 3 minutes.
Ah well, gotta take the good with the bad I guess. :)
Wiley.
Mrs Changeup has several AH attitudes as we are not quite as emotionally developed as some of you (19 years of marriage..hmmm):
1) None of you are real...she believes each and everyone of you to be fictional and part of the simulation ("Changeup, you talking to your pretend friends again?)
2) In the MIDDLE of my fight with Bosco last night for the Dueling Tourney (CHANGEUP!!!!...why did you put the peanut butter in the refrigerator!!!!!?????? LOOK! Its cold!!...then Bosco killed me)
3) My son screamed, " LOOK AT THE BLOOD ON DADDY's WINDSHIELD!!! DADDY IS GONNA DIE AGAIN...dad, you're not very good at this are you?" (Way to teach your son about blood and death Changeup!)
4) My son screamed, "DAD IS KILLIN THAT GUY!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HE BLEW THAT GUYS PLANE UP AND THAT GUY IS DEAD!!! (see above)
We are making progress in the Changeup household....baby steps....just baby steps
V/r
Changeup
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My wife asked who 'rgr' was :old:
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It was a hot summer night. Me and the sexy bar maid were engaged in a heavy make-out session in the front seat of my Chevy Nova when she looked at me and said, "Do you wanna go back to my place?" To which I replied, "Sorry, babe. Gonna need a rain check. Got Doolittle's Raid tonight."
Maybe I'm the alien?
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It was a hot summer night. Me and the sexy bar maid were engaged in a heavy make-out session in the front seat of my Chevy Nova when she looked at me and said, "Do you wanna go back to my place?" To which I replied, "Sorry, babe. Gonna need a rain check. Got Doolittle's Raid tonight."
Maybe I'm the alien?
Naaa, you're just a damn good wingman!!! lol...remember the motto..."trust me with your life but not your money or your wife!!!"
Changeup
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"trust me with your life but not your money or your wife!!!"
:cheers:
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My wife asked who 'rgr' was :old:
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl lol!
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I've been "flying" this game for 16 years and I've only been with my wife for 12.
She knows she comes second...... lol
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My wife actually met a few of my squaddies down at the con :aok This is my cheapest hobby so she doesn't mind it much, and she even askes me Saturday mornings "how did FSO go?"
:salute
BigRat
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Lol, Good for you Big Rat. At least shes not yelling at you to get your bellybutton off the puter so she can have a turn.