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Title: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Mano on August 17, 2010, 03:27:38 PM
Answer: Sure can

Naked Lady

 

Scientific Name: Amaryllis belladonna L.

Family: Amaryllidaceae

Toxicity: Toxic to Cats, Toxic to Dogs

Toxic Principles: Lycorine and other alkaloids

Clinical Signs: Vomiting, salvation, diarrhea; large ingestions cause convulsions, low blood pressure, tremors and cardiac arrhythmias. Bulbs are the most poisonous part.


(http://www.aspca.org/pet-care/poison-control/plants/large-images/naked-lady.jpg)



 :neener:
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Dragon on August 17, 2010, 03:40:44 PM
Well if I was a dog or cat that could read and therefore make use of your warning, I'd be busy doing something other that reading these forums.


Just sayin.

 :neener:
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Dichotomy on August 17, 2010, 03:54:17 PM
licking your... nevermind   :bolt:
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: gyrene81 on August 17, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
licking your... bulbs
Fixed   :rofl  :lol  :D
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: wulffe on August 17, 2010, 03:58:12 PM
Didnt know salvation was a symptom but the way ppl act after the find some Ill buy it  :rofl...... :devil
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: 1Boner on August 17, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
"Other" alkaloids?

Mmmmmm, interesting.
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Vulcan on August 17, 2010, 04:38:43 PM
try touching one of these....

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/b/be/20050319141208!Ongaonga_close-up.jpg)
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: RightF00T on August 17, 2010, 05:25:53 PM
LOL...thought I was the only one that saw "salvation"
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Dichotomy on August 17, 2010, 05:29:49 PM
As a matter of public service I have resisted the urge to link a woman who, shall we say, could stand to lose a few (hundred) pounds.  You are welcome gents.
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: morfiend on August 17, 2010, 05:44:28 PM
"Other" alkaloids?

Mmmmmm, interesting.


  Your better off planting some papaver somniferum if you want "other alkaloids" cultivation isnt illegal,however collection of the latex is.
 Oh and belladonna gives women that come hither look,it dialates the pupils and simulates the arousal look.
 Cleopatra was known to use it to entice her male friends into doing her bidding.

   :salute
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: oboe on August 18, 2010, 07:26:55 AM
As a matter of public service I have resisted the urge to link a woman who, shall we say, could stand to lose a few (hundred) pounds.  You are welcome gents.

Noted and greatly appreciated, Dichotomy.  :cool:
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Masherbrum on August 18, 2010, 08:56:08 AM
try touching one of these....

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/b/be/20050319141208!Ongaonga_close-up.jpg)

Damn.    :O
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: mbailey on August 20, 2010, 09:04:31 PM
To answer the original question

Yes Definatly, while shes actually not naked, the thought makes me ill

http://www.onejerusalem.com/wp-content/rosieksm.jpg
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Tupac on August 20, 2010, 09:23:46 PM
As a matter of public service I have resisted the urge to link a woman who, shall we say, could stand to lose a few (hundred) pounds.  You are welcome gents.

You mean this one?

(http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz138/dcwdavid/1281580550570.jpg?t=1281580869)
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: oakranger on August 21, 2010, 01:43:20 AM
You mean this one?

(http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz138/dcwdavid/1281580550570.jpg?t=1281580869)


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!  YOU JERK! 

Quick, everybody look at my wife to save your self. 
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 21, 2010, 02:53:52 AM
I thought we already were?
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: CAP1 on August 21, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
i know this isn't where you were going......but if you've ever flown over a nude beach at low altitude.........whelp.....le ts just say that the time i did it, i couldn't get the hell outta there fast enough.  :rofl
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Masherbrum on August 21, 2010, 11:38:40 AM
i know this isn't where you were going......but if you've ever flown over a nude beach at low altitude.........whelp.....le ts just say that the time i did it, i couldn't get the hell outta there fast enough.  :rofl

HA!!!   :rofl
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: oakranger on August 21, 2010, 12:51:41 PM
 :rofl
i know this isn't where you were going......but if you've ever flown over a nude beach at low altitude.........whelp.....le ts just say that the time i did it, i couldn't get the hell outta there fast enough.  :rofl

LOL
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Tupac on August 21, 2010, 04:09:03 PM
Usually people on nude beaches aren't people you would want to see nude.
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: fbWldcat on August 21, 2010, 04:13:24 PM
See rule #17 Burning out the eyes of fellow BBS members.


 :eek:

I can' see! I... I can' see!!! What's goin' on!? I can' see!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Dadsguns on August 21, 2010, 09:36:43 PM
You mean this one?

(http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz138/dcwdavid/1281580550570.jpg?t=1281580869)

Really?  Really, is that hair on its chest...... wow.   Now that is wrong, just wrong.  
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: jamdive on August 22, 2010, 03:07:49 PM
You mean this one?

(http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz138/dcwdavid/1281580550570.jpg?t=1281580869)

Ill just go boil my eyes now.
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Meatwad on August 22, 2010, 03:18:05 PM
Sure if it is rosanne
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Dichotomy on August 22, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
You mean this one?



AUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!! my ey'sdakljdasfjladfaadaasdljlkjaf djk
Title: Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
Post by: Meatwad on August 22, 2010, 07:30:35 PM
Looks as if you were foaming at the keyboard too  :neener: