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Offline Mano

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Can a naked lady make you sick?
« on: August 17, 2010, 03:27:38 PM »
Answer: Sure can

Naked Lady

 

Scientific Name: Amaryllis belladonna L.

Family: Amaryllidaceae

Toxicity: Toxic to Cats, Toxic to Dogs

Toxic Principles: Lycorine and other alkaloids

Clinical Signs: Vomiting, salvation, diarrhea; large ingestions cause convulsions, low blood pressure, tremors and cardiac arrhythmias. Bulbs are the most poisonous part.






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Offline Dragon

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 03:40:44 PM »
Well if I was a dog or cat that could read and therefore make use of your warning, I'd be busy doing something other that reading these forums.


Just sayin.

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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 03:54:17 PM »
licking your... nevermind   :bolt:
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 03:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 17, 2010, 03:54:17 PM
licking your... bulbs
Fixed   :rofl  :lol  :D
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 03:58:12 PM »
Didnt know salvation was a symptom but the way ppl act after the find some Ill buy it  :rofl...... :devil
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 04:02:54 PM »
"Other" alkaloids?

Mmmmmm, interesting.
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Offline Vulcan

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 04:38:43 PM »
try touching one of these....

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Offline RightF00T

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 05:25:53 PM »
LOL...thought I was the only one that saw "salvation"
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 05:29:49 PM »
As a matter of public service I have resisted the urge to link a woman who, shall we say, could stand to lose a few (hundred) pounds.  You are welcome gents.
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 05:44:28 PM »
Quote from: 1Boner on August 17, 2010, 04:02:54 PM
"Other" alkaloids?

Mmmmmm, interesting.


  Your better off planting some papaver somniferum if you want "other alkaloids" cultivation isnt illegal,however collection of the latex is.
 Oh and belladonna gives women that come hither look,it dialates the pupils and simulates the arousal look.
 Cleopatra was known to use it to entice her male friends into doing her bidding.

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 07:26:55 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 17, 2010, 05:29:49 PM
As a matter of public service I have resisted the urge to link a woman who, shall we say, could stand to lose a few (hundred) pounds.  You are welcome gents.

Noted and greatly appreciated, Dichotomy.  :cool:
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 08:56:08 AM »
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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2010, 09:04:31 PM »
To answer the original question

Yes Definatly, while shes actually not naked, the thought makes me ill

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 09:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on August 17, 2010, 05:29:49 PM
As a matter of public service I have resisted the urge to link a woman who, shall we say, could stand to lose a few (hundred) pounds.  You are welcome gents.

You mean this one?

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Re: Can a naked lady make you sick?
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2010, 01:43:20 AM »
Quote from: Tupac on August 20, 2010, 09:23:46 PM
You mean this one?

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