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Title: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Oddball-CAF on September 09, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
  I just wanted to take a moment to tip my cap to Silat, Delirium, and the rest of the
Headhunters for the most laughs I've had since I "came back" about three weeks ago.
  Though I'm always pWn'd nine ways to Christmas by these guys, I NEVER fail to
explode without cacklin' like an old hyena. They are, to use a hackneyed phrase:
"a great bunch of guys".
 
   They'll fight anyway you want to, own you and then move onto the next guy, and
you're always left saying 'How did he DO that!" The particularly amusing part that
day was that they got so many Rook egos mangled that they singlehandedly
managed to get about 40 guys to "hunt" 'em. At times, I watched a single Headhunter 38
engage 4, 5, or even 6 planes, losing sometimes, but winning most; or seemingly so.
And not a single whine from any of 'em about the gangbang it required to take them
on. Hell, they were laughing about it and havin' fun, which seemed to enrage some
of the humor-challenged among we Rooks.

  Accusations of cheating, hacking, etc.. by some whose egos couldn't come to terms with
the fact that they just ain't the top-gun they think they are and who fell to their guns
and superb wingman tactics. Me, I know better. I had the pleasure of flying with Silat a few
years back. It was a wonderful learning experience punctuated by good, hard laughter, wit, and
charm. I've remembered that evening ever since.

  In closing, I just want to thank the 80th once again. They're a great band of fellows, and
uber sticks, and they'll kill ya not only with bullets and cannon, but with laughter as well.  <S>

Regards, Oddball
Raw Prawns
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: uptown on September 09, 2010, 07:24:16 AM
I had a little fight with Silat the other night. I felt like a weenie at the end of a stick. It was one of the longest most frustrating fights I think I've ever been in. And what does he say when it's over?...."was we boring or what"  :huh :cry

I absolutely love fighting any of those guys. Just when ya think you're a hotshot they'll bring you back to reality and show you how it's supposed to be done.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Guppy35 on September 09, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
Good to know you are up and about again Odd :)

Sorry I missed the fun.  Sounds like the kind of fight where I could have really spread some 38G parts :aok
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: dmdchief on September 09, 2010, 10:57:59 AM
Well if you think it was fun that 1 night, you should have the pleasure of being in a squad with them.  I was in the damned squad with them for a couple of years and it was a TOTAL BLAST.  There was never a dull moment with those 2 around, especially when SILAT got on his pink tutu rant, you would get to laughing so much you couldn't even see the moniter.  I can believe it took that many to kill them, I have tried for years and they still kill me.

SALUTE
ab8aac/dmdchief/aac
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: bj229r on September 09, 2010, 11:18:11 AM
I have it on good authority that they hate children AND small dogs.


(Ok, bad example.... ) They watch SOCcer instead of football :O
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: CAP1 on September 09, 2010, 11:42:29 AM
Well if you think it was fun that 1 night, you should have the pleasure of being in a squad with them.  I was in the damned squad with them for a couple of years and it was a TOTAL BLAST.  There was never a dull moment with those 2 around, especially when SILAT got on his pink tutu rant, you would get to laughing so much you couldn't even see the moniter.  I can believe it took that many to kill them, I have tried for years and they still kill me.

SALUTE
ab8aac/dmdchief/aac

silat wouldn't let me wear my pink panties an bra so i could really kick butt the other night. she said that it'd clash with her fuscia outfit.  :noid :rofl :bolt:
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: SunBat on September 09, 2010, 11:48:19 AM
It was a wonderful experience punctuated by good, hard laughter, wit, and
charm. I've remembered that evening ever since.

[blush] I treasure my evenings with Silat too. [/blush]
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Kazaa on September 09, 2010, 12:59:14 PM
Silat is my herro!
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Little Dragon on September 09, 2010, 01:22:16 PM
Silat is my herro!
 :aok

VOTE Silat For P-38 Queen   :banana:
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Shuffler on September 09, 2010, 04:21:52 PM
Our Squad is sponsoring both Silat and Mensa in the Beauty Pagents this coming season.

Dates will be posted later this month.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: SEraider on September 09, 2010, 04:35:01 PM
80th guys are a riot!  :aok  :cheers:
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Plazus on September 09, 2010, 06:39:11 PM

  In closing, I just want to thank the 80th once again. They're a great band of fellows, and
uber sticks, and they'll kill ya not only with bullets and cannon, but with laughter as well.  <S>

Regards, Oddball
Raw Prawns

 :salute Oddball

Since I joined the 80th a month ago, I fell in love with the squad the first night. I remember those days when I used to spit in anger for being ganged, picked, etc when trying to live and make it back to base. Now none of that bothers me. Now I just go all in for the pure excitement and joy of flying. I don't care if I live or die. It's all a game and I play in it with good humor. I usually like to see how many parts I can lose in a fight before going down. I'd say I am doing pretty good with that. :) Guppy/CorkyJr/Dan has shown me the light and I have never had as much fun in Aces High as I am having now.

I need to fly online a bit more often. Work has really got my schedule tight these days. See yall out in the cartoon skies!
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Delirium on September 09, 2010, 06:52:32 PM
  I just wanted to take a moment to tip my cap to Silat, Delirium, and the rest of the
Headhunters for the most laughs I've had since I "came back"

Any news of me being nice is greatly exaggerated.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: RedTop on September 09, 2010, 07:04:58 PM
They are fun....soulyss flies on our channel every now and then....Silat as well....and they keep us laffing all the time.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Lazerr on September 09, 2010, 07:06:37 PM
when did you guys start owning anything?  :aok
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Dichotomy on September 09, 2010, 07:23:01 PM
Haven't run into many of them in game but they owe me more than a few keyboards and monitors from the boards :D
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Bear76 on September 09, 2010, 07:43:11 PM
Any news of me being nice is greatly exaggerated.

What a vicious rumor  :lol
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 09, 2010, 08:51:09 PM
Our Squad is sponsoring both Silat and Mensa in the Beauty Pagents this coming season.

Dates will be posted later this month.

It's nice to see Mensa getting back into the swing of things.  Having a peg leg and a lazy eye can really cause some self-esteem issues amongst young women.

ack-ack
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Tupac on September 09, 2010, 08:53:13 PM
Our Squad is sponsoring both Silat and Mensa in the Beauty Pagents this coming season.

Dates will be posted later this month.

Silat likes to bend over too far when she curtsies. She doesnt shave, either.

Butt hair is not attractive on a woman IMO
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Becinhu on September 09, 2010, 11:16:25 PM
My ground crew hates when I fight Silat because if I make it home they have to remove red stiletto heels from my windscreen or fishnets out of my engine.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: CAP1 on September 09, 2010, 11:42:26 PM
My ground crew hates when I fight Silat because if I make it home they have to remove red stiletto heels from my windscreen or fishnets out of my engine.

fishnets are very good at messing things up in engines.  :noid
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Guppy35 on September 10, 2010, 12:14:44 AM
when did you guys start owning anything?  :aok

We own your P38 but it's getting rusty from lack of use :)
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Shuffler on September 10, 2010, 09:24:59 AM
We own your P38 but it's getting rusty from lack of use :)

I'm not supposed to tell you but ummm parts of your 38 are getting "used" while your ummm away. Everyone promised to return the parts ummm pieces when their new parts come in.

In the meeting they decided you would not notice any extra holes unless they whistled.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Little Dragon on September 14, 2010, 03:33:56 PM
I'm not supposed to tell you but ummm parts of your 38 are getting "used" while your ummm away. Everyone promised to return the parts ummm pieces when their new parts come in.

In the meeting they decided you would not notice any extra holes unless they whistled.
:lol
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Babalonian on September 14, 2010, 04:15:58 PM
What's the difference between a sty full of pigs and a pile of P-38s at the end of a runway? 

One is fed once a day, the other 24/7/365.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: CAP1 on September 14, 2010, 04:22:44 PM
What's the difference between a sty full of pigs and a pile of P-38s at the end of a runway? 

One is fed once a day, the other 24/7/365.

that, and even a pile of pee38 parts are beautiful.  :D
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Babalonian on September 14, 2010, 04:27:02 PM
Lets not bust out the baby pictures here....


(http://www.pig-arks.com/assets/pigs3.jpg)

vs.

(http://www.hlswilliwaw.com/aleutians/Shemya/Images/shemya_p38_lux2.jpg)
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Shuffler on September 14, 2010, 04:31:42 PM
Lets not bust out the baby pictures here....


(http://www.pig-arks.com/assets/pigs3.jpg)

vs.

(http://www.hlswilliwaw.com/aleutians/Shemya/Images/shemya_p38_lux2.jpg)

Showing a picture of Corky's parts supply will get you no where in this conversation.

Bacon on the other hand will make you lots of friends.

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:yQLyQh7ApEOAwM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/82NDAIRBORNE/uploaded_pig20grin.jpg&t=1)
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Soulyss on September 14, 2010, 04:46:09 PM
Wait... there's bacon?
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on September 14, 2010, 04:49:00 PM
Wait... there's bacon?


Yeah, Corky uses it to bribe his ground crew. What? You thought you were getting some?  :devil
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Babalonian on September 14, 2010, 04:59:06 PM
We threaten to keep taking more of it away form our crewchiefs for absolutely no reason:
(http://www.exciters-exodus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hot_bacon.jpg)
 :devil
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: CAP1 on September 14, 2010, 05:02:51 PM
Lets not bust out the baby pictures here....


(http://www.pig-arks.com/assets/pigs3.jpg)

vs.

(http://www.hlswilliwaw.com/aleutians/Shemya/Images/shemya_p38_lux2.jpg)

that bottom pic is a pair of p-38's mating. you should have the decency to not put up p-38 porn sir.  :noid :noid :noid
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Yeager on September 14, 2010, 05:58:48 PM
definately one of the best groups of players in the game <S>
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 14, 2010, 06:52:10 PM
The 80th boys always seem to do better when there is a 479th man around to teach 'em how it's done.   :devil


ack-ack
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: mensa180 on September 14, 2010, 07:02:30 PM
My squad is a bunch of incompetent barely coherent idiots, don't see the big allure.  They can be funny sometimes, but only because they have trouble with the simplest tasks.  I recall spending over 3 hours one night trying to tell Zap how to plug his microphone in, guy kept trying to plug it into the wall socket.  Surprised he lasted as long as he did really.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Tordon22 on September 14, 2010, 07:12:24 PM
3 hours of hard work, followed by 2 years of agony having to listen to me talk.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Slash27 on September 14, 2010, 07:15:57 PM
You talk? :huh
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Tordon22 on September 14, 2010, 07:25:45 PM
^^^ See these guys don't even know what they're in store for yet.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: cactuskooler on September 14, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
Mensa finally got a mic last I heard. Or maybe he had it all along but just figured out how to plug it in? :bolt:
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Becinhu on September 14, 2010, 09:39:22 PM
I can't concentrate on this thread with all the bacon talk. Where is that bacon flow chart?
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: phatzo on September 14, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
We threaten to keep taking more of it away form our crewchiefs for absolutely no reason:
(http://www.exciters-exodus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hot_bacon.jpg)
 :devil
that would be a baconini
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Shuffler on September 15, 2010, 09:33:34 AM
Mensa can talk. Humans can't hear the high pitch but she drives the dogs crazy.


Mensa just finished taking a test and she said she scored real high........ it was a D but at the TOP of the paper.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: LLogann on September 15, 2010, 01:03:36 PM
Might want to send Mensa back to school instead........   :D

Our Squad is sponsoring both Silat and Mensa in the Beauty Pagents this coming season.

Dates will be posted later this month.

Jokes aside, 80th FS ARE a great bunch of guys.  One of the few squads the Bish never have a problem flying with.  (what does LLogann mean by that?)  Some certain people will always spawn the spy conversations.  Not the 80th, all decent people, they do it for their own reasons and not some armchair back home.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: CAP1 on September 15, 2010, 01:06:16 PM
Might want to send Mensa back to school instead........   :D

Jokes aside, 80th FS ARE a great bunch of guys.  One of the few squads the Bish never have a problem flying with.  (what does LLogann mean by that?)  Some certain people will always spawn the spy conversations.  Not the 80th, all decent people, they do it for their own reasons and not some armchair back home.

you just like using our pee38's for bait.  :devil :neener:
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Shuffler on September 15, 2010, 02:05:22 PM
..... isn't that B8 or are you just phishin.....
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Silat on September 16, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
The 80th boys always seem to do better when there is a 479th man around to teach 'em how it's done.   :devil


ack-ack


I taught AKcident everything he knows except the altmonkey stuff:)
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Silat on September 16, 2010, 06:20:31 PM
ODD and all the Oddettes,

We (80th) appreciate the appreciation of our ability to auger and laugh about it. As to our humor, well we spend hours working on it before we enter the arena. Of course Mensa writes our dialogue as he is a GENIUS.
As to my outfits they are courtesy of some of the greatest names in fashion. Those commies in France sure know how to dress a girl.

               
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: 68ZooM on September 16, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
There a great group of guys always having fun, i like flying around them when im on,  besides hauling in all that scrap aluminum is putting my kids thru College     :neener:
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: 68ZooM on September 16, 2010, 06:34:10 PM
We threaten to keep taking more of it away form our crewchiefs for absolutely no reason:
(http://www.exciters-exodus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hot_bacon.jpg)
 :devil


lol Yummy a B L T   errr ummm  :uhoh  you fill in the words   :devil
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Shuffler on September 17, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
ODD and all the Oddettes,

We (80th) appreciate the appreciation of our ability to auger and laugh about it. As to our humor, well we spend hours working on it before we enter the arena. Of course Mensa writes our dialogue as he is a GENIUS.
As to my outfits they are courtesy of some of the greatest names in fashion. Those commies in France sure know how to dress a girl.

               


Only Lew would refer to Mensa as a "he".   :rofl
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Silat on September 17, 2010, 04:54:23 PM
Yeah, Corky uses it to bribe his ground crew. What? You thought you were getting some?  :devil



If not for temp agencies we wouldnt even have a groundcrew for Corky.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Silat on September 17, 2010, 04:56:39 PM

Only Lew would refer to Mensa as a "he".   :rofl

Shuffler you do know "he" hasn't had the surgery yet? I figured after your weekend away with Mensa you would have noticed.
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 17, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
Shuffler you do know "he" hasn't had the surgery yet? I figured after your weekend away with Mensa you would have noticed.

Yeah, that wasn't Mensa's peg leg you felt, he was actually happy to see you.


ack-ack
Title: Re: 80th FS "Headhunters"
Post by: Silat on September 17, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
Shuffler is so sweet he probably didn't want to hurt Mensa's feelings..

If he has feelings..