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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Meatwad on October 14, 2010, 08:57:07 PM
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
(http://pawsru.org/m/src/m2912_spanish-inquisition-04.jpg)
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Why can't we have a "subscribe thread" button?
The Burglary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57-vQvo34E
The Mattress!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU
The Lumberjack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0
The Rude/Polite Man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1leDAwjtto
The Hearing Aid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7UqhDs8zj4
Last but not least, The Argument!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y&feature=related
And there's so much more!
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Crunchy Frog and Four Yorkshiremen are a couple of my favorites.
I loved the Python for sure, but I find I get a lot more enjoyment out of watching Fawlty Towers these days.
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did you say a woman?
no no a Roman
Can't go much further into that one but :lol
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Working Class Playwright (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFyWS9WaqT0) :lol
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Ah, he's just pining for the fiords!
J
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Most appropriate for this board is:
Flying Lessons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1oMhMwUbgc
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The perfect game show!
Monty Pythons "Blackmail"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDAFrW_vNNQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDAFrW_vNNQ)
(http://pulse2.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/monty-python.jpg)
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Ministry of Silly Walks!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Here is a question
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
The answer is right here http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
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An obscure one -
Eric the Half a Bee
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(http://www.cardinalfang.net/episodes/season_three/images/fish_slapping_dance1.jpg)
(http://www.pbs.org/montypython/images/fish_slapping.jpg)
(http://cdn.eguiders.com/img/video_stills/4/0/4aceba35-4008-4ef2-82eb-67becf3a8221_m.jpg)
(http://kooswerkeloos.himmelhoch.nl/wp-content/fish_slapping.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
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An obscure one -
Eric the Half a Bee
Ah ha ha ha, ah he he he...
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You cannot have a general purpose Monty Python thread without including:
The Parrot Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE&feature=related
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what have the Romans ever done for us! :headscratch:
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My Wife bought the whole Monty Python's Flying Circus DVD pack for me a few year back.
I also have the movies.
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YOU want to have BABIES? Where are you going to fetus while it gestates? In a BOX?
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CHEESE SHOP....................what makes this such a great cheese shop?
Its so clean.
Well, its certainly uncontaminated with CHEESE!
elfy
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I came here for an arguement!
No you didn't.
Yes I did.
Or..
This parrot is dead.....
:salute
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He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy.
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The Lumberjack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0
Ahhh the official Spit pilots Anthem
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Whats all this then?
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Whats all this then?
I dont know why but this really made me laugh
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Mathias son of Deuteronomy of Geth?
Do I say yes?
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"A Tiger in Africa?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCkFhafk26A
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Piranha Brothers Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U
Piranha Brothers Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FDW1shmqA&feature=related
Deja Vu Sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2eUopy9sd8
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Mountain climbing "up" a sidewalk anyone?
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"Look you stupid bastage, you have no arms left"
or
"Quick sir Galahad we must make our escape, Cant I have a little peril, no its much to perilous, I bet your gay.... no im not"
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Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WIIIITH a HERRING!!!!!
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Bring us a shrubbery!
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And now, for something completely different...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI
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'Old Woman'
'Man'
'Man sorry, who lives in that castle'
'I'm thirty seven'
'What?'
'I'm thirty seven I'm not old'
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I didn't know we had a king. I thought we lived in an anarcho-syndicalist commune...
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Monty Python RAF Banter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek&feature=related
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I didn't know we had a king. I thought we lived in an anarcho-syndicalist commune...
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self perpetuating Autocracy in which the working classes..
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Of course - it's obvious if you just see the violence inherent in the system!
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'The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.'
'Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.'
'BE QUIET'
'If I went round saying I was and emporer just because some moistened bint lobbed a scemitar at me they'd put me away'
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:aok
Can't believe it hasn't come up yet, but:
"Bring out your dead!"
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Ni! FTW
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What... is your name?
It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
I... I don't know that.
EYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How do know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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No offense but Monty Python was one of the stupid movies made...next to napoleon dynamite...
-BigBOBCH
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HERESY!!!!!
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Ni! FTW
Used to be a squad flying under the name "The Knights of Ni!"
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No offense but Monty Python was one of the stupid movies made...next to napoleon dynamite...
-BigBOBCH
Some folks just don't appreciate English humor...("Not that there's anything wrong with that...") However, there is a CLEAR line between "inspired silliness" and "STOOOpid."
Even if you don't like Python, you have to admit that no one will be quoting lines from "Dynamite" or, say, ANY Jack Black movie 30 years after they came out.
The fact that a significant portion of the population still giggles at "Bring out your dead!" and says "A mere flesh wound!" after getting shot down --- well, that kind of staying power means that there's SOMETHING there even if it's not to your taste.
And now, it's time for the Penguin on top of your television to explode.
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Lemon Curry?
Allow me to introduce myself...Im afraid that I must ask that no one leave the room. Allow me to introduce myself, I am inspector Tiger
TIGER???
WHERE, WHERE!?!?
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All right then...is everyone else content with my little plan of marching up and down the square???
Rather be at the pictures I suppose?
Sgt. Major marching up and down the square!! Left right left right!
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Anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend Bigg...
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I think that is from Mel Brooks History of the World, Part I.
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Possibly but it's definitely in Life of Brian...
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Glad the was on youtube, its my favourite sketch ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss)
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bunnies anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg)
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Used to be a squad flying under the name "The Knights of Ni!"
there still is in warbirds. I nearly joined them a long time ago.
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are there any women here today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk
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"Bwian hey"
"no,no Brian"
SLAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw&feature=related
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'woman'
'no no ROMAN'
:lol
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Do you want...........do you want to come back to my place. Bouncy Bouncy!
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Self defense course. "Well, he attacked me with a banana!"
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And now for something completely different....A man with a tape recorder up his nose
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When I got him home I discovered the only reason he'd been sittin on his perch in the first place was that he'd be NAILED there.
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Lovely plumage....
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First thou shalt take out the holy pin
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It got better...
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Noo I've got to go to the Robinsons they've lost nine today
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Graham Chapman as Arthur
John Cleese as the Black Knight
King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[no response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[no response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[no response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastage. You've got no arms left!
lol love that movie, priceless stuff
the scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno&feature=related)
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Lucky Bastage! cleaned up somewhat,from the life of Brian,the UFO crash...... never fails to crack me up!
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<As cart of dead bodies goes by, lady at top of the stairs swings a cat instead of a rug beater>
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Dinsdale!
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Lousy vikings...
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I can't believe we haven't visited this yet
'We're knights of the round table
we dance whener we're able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with foot work in pec able'
or
'his head smashed in
and his heart gouged out
and his liver removed
and his bowels unplugged
and'
well I'll stop there
:rofl Dinsdale... GENIUS
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I can't believe we haven't visited this yet
'We're knights of the round table
we dance whener we're able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with foot work in pec able'
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.
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And what could be the MA theme song for so many:
"When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled"
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And what could be the MA theme song for so many:
"When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled"
At the risk of going off this wonderful topic, the theme song (actually battle cry) for the rest would be "LEEEEEEEROOY... Jenkins!!"
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And what could be the MA theme song for so many:
"When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled"
Gatorade up the nose at 6 am is NOT pleasant Sim!!! :rofl
Bravely taking to his feet
he beat a very brave retreat
brave brave brave
Sir Spitdweeb
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"Tudor Employment Agency!"
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Holy hand grenade of Antioch............. :rofl
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Lucky Bastage! cleaned up somewhat,from the life of Brian,the UFO crash...... never fails to crack me up!
Yeah the first time I saw that it really got to me. It just came so out of left field and was so bizarre for a minute, and then just dumped him right back in the story like nothing happened. I laughed until I had tears when I first saw it. It's my favorite Python film.
I also love the bit where he's at the window telling the crowd they don't need to follow anyone, they're all different, and the crowd responds in unison "Yes! We're all different!" Then one lone voice calls out from the back..."I'm not!"
And of course, " I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus." That whole bit always brings me down in a fit of laughter.
Good stuff!
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I'm suprised this hasn't been said yet...
And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
"Skip a bit brother."
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"Amen"
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I bet im not the only one that read that in the exact voice tone from the movie
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Yeah the first time I saw that it really got to me. It just came so out of left field and was so bizarre for a minute, and then just dumped him right back in the story like nothing happened. I laughed until I had tears when I first saw it. It's my favorite Python film.
I also love the bit where he's at the window telling the crowd they don't need to follow anyone, they're all different, and the crowd responds in unison "Yes! We're all different!" Then one lone voice calls out from the back..."I'm not!"
And of course, " I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus." That whole bit always brings me down in a fit of laughter.
Good stuff!
anyone else cawe for a wittle giggle when I mention my fwiends name Biggus......
:rofl :rofl
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can't help but think of the speech in the princess bride - seems to channel Monty Python:
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today. Mawwiage,
that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam..."
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I bet im not the only one that read that in the exact voice tone from the movie
Haha nope im doing the same thing :rofl
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can't help but think of the speech in the princess bride - seems to channel Monty Python:
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today. Mawwiage,
that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam..."
The Very Impressive Clergyman ftw
i know every line to that movie, lol
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Oh your no fun anymore!
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Oh your no fun anymore!
:rofl :rofl here this will keep ya busy
Barber [Michael Palin]: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Barber: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Mounties: He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Barber: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa!!
Mounties: He cuts down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders...and a bra?!
Barber: I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo&feature=related)
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Sit on my- oh, hi Skuzzy. :)
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how the heck did I forget the lumberjack song?
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Bring out yer dead!!
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One of my favorites for sure:
"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!"
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ya but can you sing it?
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lets all sing together http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MgCV6uGuc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MgCV6uGuc)
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*snicker* well done mate well done
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Silly Olympics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyz_f8Sx14&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyz_f8Sx14&feature=related)
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One of my favorites for sure:
"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!"
Excellent job there Bruce!
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Spot the Looney
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nooooo, open the door then come in.
I cant see anything, I've got my head stuck in the cupboard.
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Doctor, doctor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA
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We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.
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Actually, I am strictly prohibited from singing around other sentient beings.
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'I'm standing near the table touring tenor and I'm singing and it isn't even covered'.. oh wait that's Carlin.. Never mind
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Anyone else see spamalot?
Was a great musical they hit all the high points from movie. :D
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Always loved this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCyr1ugzxXM&p=F2AA71A73B8798FF&playnext=1&index=27
Twit of the year
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(http://warehousecomic.com/comic/theWAREHOUSE_comic_450.jpg)
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:rofl :aok
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And now for something decent and military, some precision drilling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI)